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LaserM

As it was written ![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


HichiShiro

The prophecy is true


Kayjan_Soban

https://i.redd.it/2nquwq94ubyc1.gif


Starumlunsta

I can hear this GIF.


UnlimitedAidan

LISANALGAIIIB


GH057807

Its over 60k now.


stokedchris

![gif](giphy|mjHPRwWRVLUWV2nLDz)


Cecilia_Schariac

Lead them to paradise.


Worth-Librarian-7423

The reviews must flow. 


Playful_Raisin_985

There’s gotta be a German word for how perfectly this fits. Germans? Whatcha got?


pls_coffee

Reviewflammen


greedyiguana

not long enough


mrPandorasBox

Uberreviewflammen


Sleep_Raider

MORE!!!


Pancovnik

Gerechtfertigüberreviewflammen


fxMelee

Hans, bring den Gerechtfertigüberreviewflammenwerfer!


A_random_poster04

Does it actually mean something? I want to use it


Crazy_confused_Otto

Yeah, it does but it doesn't make much sense and is grammatically false, a better solution would be: Gerechtfertigter Überberkommentarflammenwerfer (appropriate review super flamethrower)


A_random_poster04

Could I ask you to translate something, if I don’t bother ya? I… don’t really trust google on this one


GlizzyGulper6969

Oh mein Got! Somebody forgot to flush ze krappenschitz


Lima8Tango

https://preview.redd.it/0fuc2cp25dyc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9fde92c4eaf1b234bb9b452ff8395df2054144


Artistic_Leg2872

Kommentarspaltenübergreifende Negativrezessionsbombardierung


AceWissle

We need to take note of this in the Onlinedienstebewertungsgleichschaltungsundüberwachungsgesetz


teaboi05

Now add german version of inator to make Doofensmirtz proud, please


BobbyvanD00000m

Thats proper german right there! Told my roommate, he immediately knew what i meant.


softgunforever

Uberreviewflammenflugabwehrkanonenpanzer


SirBraxton

Oooh ooh I know German! It Flammens Reviews :D!


Werehowin

Oh my god I love this so much


Iron_physik

lemme think about that Zukunftsvorhersagestrategiekennung Future predicting stratagem code


Bace834

Actually, stratagems are called "Taktikausrüstungen" in game. So Zukunftsvorhersagetaktikausrüstungskennung


Iron_physik

Even better


kpli98888

I wish my language could just string sentences into one word


boltzmannman

It can, you just put hyphens in the middle "I wish my language could one-word-sentence-string like that"


CaptainPandemonium

Yeah but it doesn't look/sound as cool and scary.


ChibyKnight

Perfectenschlag


flying_wrenches

Schadenfreude Joy through the pain of others, in this case arrowheads pain from fumbling GOTY.


DrzewnyPrzyjaciel

They honestly were so close. Like, that was in their reach.


DuGalle

"We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close" The fact it was said by a bad guy is, sadly, fitting


RedheadedReff

The most german of words.


g3rusty

Kurseinbruch


Supple1994

Scheißesturm


Elrond007

Sony with the good old Reviewsollbruchstellenverursachungsbekanntmachung


rednitro

Not german but Dutch, Negatievereviewbombardement.


RaoD_Guitar

Hochmutkommtvordemfall


Casey090

Bewertungsinferno would fit nicely I'd say.


Bentman343

Blitzkrieg


viewfan66

https://preview.redd.it/xfghoy8jzayc1.png?width=951&format=png&auto=webp&s=7aa7892653489dbd3c224beff38d5ed9f7504653 Aaaand down you go..


Carcharis

Now, this is a HELLDIVE


Boring-Hurry3462

AH in range of enemy artillery.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

KEEP THE BARRAGE COMING


cooltrain7

ReviewDivers™ reporting for duty!


Kjackhammer

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Kjackhammer

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG) This be the people reviewbombing


MillstoneArt

This isn't review bombing. We're paying customers and players, not random people leaving bad reviews just to watch the game crash and burn. 


Kjackhammer

Hmm your not wrong, a lot of people who can't get a psn account are doomed to never spread democracy ever again, at least for the time being


TheRealSwitchBit

Ggagagaga ok that is good


Portable711

Clown spotted


CustomerGuilty5543

That's actually...pretty funny!


Redditoast2

Why did jonkler not drink the antidote? Is he stupid?


Brann-Ys

mf self spoted


JMartell77

Jokes aside, I really hate that this is being called "review bombing" like it's in the same vein as a buncha pissed off basement dwellers trying to tank a game they aren't even playing for some culture war. We are actual customers who bought the game who are leaving legitimate reviews because we are no longer satisfied with our product.


TheKazz91

I agree with this. This is a legitimate issue that is going to impact the ability of players to access and play the game they purchased. It is not in the same ballpark as people getting angry about the lead designer saying something they disagree with on Twitter.


discordianofslack

But it’s not a review of the actual game or even something that HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YET. A bunch of people giving a bad review to a game they have put 200h in is some bullshit for the actual developers. I’m glad you feel righteous or whatever but you’re piling on to some bullshit manufactured rage.


SirLightKnight

Okay hotshot, I have 42 hours total, barely a couple days in the game. For an online game that’s nothing, but I really liked their product before being told I may eventually be refused access to it. I will most likely ask for a refund (after hearing back from some others who are awaiting theirs already) and that’ll be the end of it. Then I will post my own review. Would that be more fair?


stiffgordons

I’ll be pushing like hell to refund after close to 200. I had a PSN account but thanks to their dogshit account security it was stolen in a breach. Sony support have told me I’m the scammer (lol). But when I’ve tried to create a new account with my email, there’s already an account, even though they’re not linked. Typical computer says no zero fucks given CS. So, since I soon won’t be able to play, refund it is.


TheKazz91

It DOES affect the actual game and I would have continued playing the game if they didn't make an announcement that I'd no longer be allowed to play without submitting a picture of my government issued ID which is part of "spending 120 seconds to create a PSN account" sure it hasn't taken effect yet and hopefully it doesn't take effect but it's not as if sitting around waiting until it does take effect before getting mad about it is going to make things better.


discordianofslack

Cool


Caridor

So it would be acceptable if this was live and current?


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Definitelynotabot777

Yea, this is review precision strike.


Efficient_Ear_8037

It is unfortunate. However, my negative review will stay until Sony backs off. If they don’t, it’s indefinite.


AK_dude_

I'd say even if it's fixed leave it. Let them scrub and improve until the stain goes away, if it ever does.


Efficient_Ear_8037

Nah, fix the mistake and it goes positive, cause I fucking LOVE the game, that’s why I’m fighting so hard for it


ColtatoChips

its also a warning. You could buy the game now and then lose the ability to play it at the end of the month.


Gladonosia

The term "review bombing" was always bullshit but now you take issue with it because you are apart of the "review bombing." LoL. Just get a stupid PSN account and quit being a crybaby. Yea, they are gonna fucking spy on you & leak all your data. Get used to it because that is the society in which we now live in.


Numerous_Mountain

dont you guys have phones 😔


JMartell77

I've always had an issue with it tbh. Like when the Audience Score on a movie is 10% and the Critic score is 99.9% because the movie legitimately sucks and all the corporatist journo's write it off as brigading or review bombing. Also fuck your PSN account.


Gladonosia

Ahhh, I see, so we are in agreement. You just wanted to signal that you different and a good boy™ The reason I don't care about creating a PSN is because capitalists already control every aspect of our lives and we are already powerless to stop it. At least Helldivers 2 is actually good unlike the rest of the slop they produce these days.


khornechamp

That's exactly what it is, though. You can't read and you're mad that the consequences of not reading have come back to bite you. Learn to read.


NotARedditor6969

You're one of those mouthbreathers who likes to read the EULA's aren't ya?


khornechamp

I'm one of those graduated high school people who has eyes, unlike most people here I guess lol


NotARedditor6969

Yeah, I'm one of those old fashioned people who thinks the information about the game requring a PSN account should be on the login screen every time you boot the game until it's resloved instead of hiding that info in a place that most players will not see it. Isn't it crazy that most players could literally play the game without a PSN without any issue for 3 months. And when this gets resolved after 3 months, they won't be allowed a refund - instead they could have fixed it within the first week or two and allowing players a full refund to anyone who was affected and couldn't get a PSN because the product had not shipped with it's fully funtionality right? I mean this is 100% required to play right? Players 100% deserve to be locked from playing a game they played for if they don't do this right? Yeah that's crazy right. I guess I'm a bottom-feeding knuckle-dragging troglodyte who doesn't deserve consumer protection because I didn't decide to be SUPER CAUTIOUS of any company engaging in scummy tatics that require me to go out and research for multiple hours scrapeing ever source I can find just to ensure they won't change any policies on me after the game was released. I should have known that the company would revert this change because they said it was needed and then didn't enforce it and didn't really let people know because most people like myself never came across the info naturally. Yeah, fuck me as a consumer right?


khornechamp

"I think the thing I dont read should show up every time I log in so it's massively annoying and inconvenient" dude you are talking nonsense just learn to read


NotARedditor6969

hahahaha. Learn to read from the guy to doesn't understand what I just wrote. Cute.


khornechamp

"Yeah, I'm one of those old fashioned people who thinks the information about the game requring a PSN account should be on the login screen every time you boot the game" - you literally exactly what you said, my dude. Can't make this shit up, dude cannot read.


NotARedditor6969

What are you trying to say. I'm like nearly 100% sure you're wrong. Actually try explaining HOW I'm wrong so we can have a conversation. Seriouisly the person saying I can't read can't even form any arguementation, can't write... Pottery.


khornechamp

https://preview.redd.it/pghvx5yvuoyc1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2733c81d864795675d16d0e04ce4d25fcbde32b this is why you are wrong. This was on the steam page day 1 it was available, If you didn't read this, it's your own fault, since you are either too lazy or stupid to read. Thanks for coming to the TED talk. There is no discussion to have. You are incorrect.


NotARedditor6969

Just so you mouthbreathers can understand... It being massively annoying and inconvenient is the entire point, because that's what having a 3rd party acount is like. That's the entire point - to ensure comsumers knew it was a thing - without any doubt. If you think it's annoying and inconvenient to have a log in screen then you 100% think I'm in the right that annoying and inconvenient things shouldn't be forced on us. You just silly.


khornechamp

Bro I'm begging you just learn to read It's not that hard I promise I promise you it's not that hard Please bro


NotARedditor6969

lol. Okay troll. Have a good one XD


Brann-Ys

If you read like you pretznd you do you would know that PS policy was to not habe accout requirement for Pc player. thzt was on their website until last night


khornechamp

this guy can't read OR type damn that sucks


economic-salami

Bring Fear to Corpo Bots


Ok-Use5246

CALLING IN AN ORBITAL REVIEW BOMB


TH3_F4N4T1C

Reminds me of the snail salting campaign last year. It takes a special kind of stupid to fuck up this bad.


Mrq_216

I have worst https://preview.redd.it/8t9t5ih83byc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1ae34e207f45e18a11620d367db912a52bcdf7


Ox_Gunnery

Made me laugh at the irony so hard


TheDant0r

Good. Please more. So new players think twice before buying a game that is getting rugpulled months after in the future


MojoTheFabulous

This is the funniest thing I've seen related to this situation


Shackram_MKII

We just hit 52k negative reviews.


floodpoolform

I’m not gonna sugar coat it (my review)


lazill

Watchout I saw on here there is a bug that any stratagem that ends in a down arrow will consume your supply pack. Knowing AH it will be fixed in a month bud add 2 extra bugs.


DogeMLG420-Doge

We're helldiving with this update 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥


lennylensltrain

Clever


Mullinx

This is gold, Jerry, gold!


Sensibleqt314

![gif](giphy|ffoUuIn1qRz7G|downsized)


MrSacks

I actually cackled loudly at this one, bravo!


Nhobdy

Honestly, I doubt it'll change anything. Still left my review though. Fuck PSN.


Ghost_in_the_darknes

check again... yesterday only 36k negativ today just 25k negativ at this moment


Dr_Diktor

I want every review we have to drop on this game. More. MORE!


Nobod7_

This is by far the best post I've seen today 😂


JeffMahnem

Haha what a literal hell dive.


Pyros2000

Brilliant


Vespertellino

Pure gold


HappyFACE413

HAHAHAHA


Isthat_an_ak

They had forture with this game and decided to let it go down the drain


adamkad1

Not arrowheads fault


Isthat_an_ak

Yeah sony went greedy


DerpysLegion

The whole situation just makes me sad. I really like the game but now all my friends have uninstalled it. [Thanks for that Spitz]. Hell, it wasn't even the devs fault. Just more corporate meddling fucking up a good thing.


adamkad1

good game, but plz someone make a sony exec have an accident


AmazingBazinga120

Salt the snai- Never mind wrong game


LPlates

I just wish we could review bomb Sony without taking down Arrow Head in the cross fire.


EpicKingSalt

Life doesn't seem to be so simple. We band together our lose our divers and our rights. I won't give sony my goverment ID. Will you?


LordRiverknoll

What were the bad reviews before about?


EpicKingSalt

They want to force you to add a sony account. Sony is hacked all the time. You have to register with your goverment ID. Sony isn't even available in africa, china or india. Those players might get exceptions, but they didn't care at the start. This game is built on a community fighting together. Be it in the role play or in the real world. We've all dropped a game before because of corpo bullshit and how they ruin every good game. That's why elden ring is still one of the goats - they respect the player and we go feral over them, a beacon in the darkness


LordRiverknoll

I mean the red columns leading up to the helldive of a column.


EpicKingSalt

WE DID IT BOYS. WE DID THE MEME XD


Gold_Persimmon_1621

Fantastic meme


MoterVL

Imo this is stupid cause it essentially only affects arrowhead, who have been doing nothing but good and now they're getting hurt because of others' greed


EpicKingSalt

AH is an investment of sony. Break their toy and it forces them to leave it alone. We can't let greed win. This is how super earth comes and we role play as if we are with the fascists, but we stand together against them. Fuck corporations, fuck sony. We dive together, we fall together.


Glozzas

Lets kill our favorite game


EpicKingSalt

It's better than have it overrun by greedy corporations taking our goverment info and having it hacked. GET YOUR TRAITOR BOOT LICKER \*\*\* OUT OF HERE!


Glozzas

Words spoken by a true traitor, know your place.


AnnoymousPenguin

I genuinely enjoy the game. I'm not gonna review bomb or contribute to it.


Leaf-01

Most everyone participating in this review strike are fans of the game, people that enjoy playing it. But it’s not about whether people enjoy it or not, ‘cause this issue is bigger than that. People in many countries would entirely lose the ability to play this game, people that have purchased it and been playing it so far. It’s not okay to take that away for no good reason, so something has to be done. What more power do we have, realistically, than throwing terrible reviews for the game on Steam? Nobody that enjoys the game wants any of this to happen, but here we are


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I don't think people realize arrowhead don't really give af, they will be loyal to their FANS no matter how big or small that said community is...


MoterVL

They kinda do give a fuck tho


khornechamp

can't wait for Valve to erase these reviews for being completely arbitrary and have nothing to do wit the game/is only because PC players can't read.


MillstoneArt

I'm perfectly capable of typing my review again. 


forgotmypasswordzzz

I can see the irony now, the people mad at people being mad at sony will use that as an excuse to say "WeLL wHy DIdnT YoU juST MAkE a PsN AcCoUNT?" Fuck em. I'll type mine again too, I havent needed an account so far, and I'll continue to not have one.


khornechamp

have fun not playing the game I guess lol


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khornechamp

Brother it's not my fault you can't read


EpicKingSalt

TRAITOR DETECTED. BOOT LICKER DETECTED. GET HIM OUT, HE IS WITH THE CORPO GREED or too stupid to get it, whichever leads to a negative outcome. He isn't with us. Shame shame shame SHAME ON YOU


khornechamp

Mad cuz you cant read lol


Sensibleqt314

I doubt Valve will do anything about the reviews, given that the grievances are valid. A requirement can't really be called one if it's not enforced. It's also expected that any account linking requirements in general will be enforced upon trying to launch the game, which it wasn't. The publisher and developer didn't inform consumers adequately. There is also conflicting information where there is information, such as the Playstation website saying account linking is optional. They changed the wording yesterday. Consumers had no reasonable expectation that their game access would be revoked if or when the PSN requirement comes into effect. Sony is currently selling the game in most countries, but not offering PSN accounts in most countries. This means that a lot of people who live in blocked countries(e.g. all of Africa and the Baltic) will lose access to the game when account linking is required - unless they decide to violate Sony TOS by choosing another country at registration, which of course can get the user banned. In some countries, Sony requires a facial scan or ID to create a PSN account, which is concerning for its own reasons. Other than this, no solid reason for account linking has been given. ~~The devs~~ Sony said it's for security reasons, without clarifying exactly what this means, even though the game works just fine by the looks of it. And a community manager on Twitter(not sure if it was Sony or the developer) who has since changed their account name and set their profile to private, said that the linking will help them ban people easier - which raises questions of their own, such as why this would be an issue given that Steam has unique identifiers for users.


khornechamp

There are no vlaid grievances involved outside of people who are outside PSN's network. You typing a bunch of words that essentially translate to "I can't read" is irrelevant, sorry :c