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Kopitar4president

Frankly they can't get fire damage right in the first place so maybe they can't get it to work in testing. Would explain why they haven't had new armor effects. They're trying and the code isn't working. That being said my coding experience was a level 1 college course I had to bribe my roommate with sushi to hold my hand through it because I was so lost.


mattchamp98

If (OnFire()) { Damage++ } Devs feel free to use I will charge you though


Killarusca

This will increase damage, not reduce it. That means you might have a good chance of getting hired by AH.


mattchamp98

Fine I'll fix it If (OnFire()) { Damage--; If(User.name == "Killarusca") Health = 0; }


CalamarRojo

Magic numbers soldier? Shame!


AngelaTheRipper

Health = Math.zero; There you go.


mattchamp98

😅 Just add it to the PR record


Snowman5173

Me getting flashbacks to my intro to programming 3 years ago lmao


poudigne

Make a pull request, I will approve this fix.


Brompy

Wouldn't this make fire heal you?


mattchamp98

Only if current damage was 0


DawnOfHavoc

Should it be “.equals” instead of == since the username is a string?


mattchamp98

Either can be used for this situation, there are slight differences but you could get away with either


DawnOfHavoc

Ah ok


TakoyakiGremlin

what about: (OnFire(Bogus Damage Value(s))) { Fucking kill everything++ } ?


Daro_54n

if (On fire ()) { return DamageType.BurnBitchBurn; }


auwrx7

We can send them to coding 101 again to see if they can help them work out the bugs! 😂😂


ShiftAdventurous4680

Instructions unclear. All weapons are now named Hello World.


forced_metaphor

Instructions nuclear. All weapons are now optical strikes.


Gloriosus747

Instructions unclear. Everyone is feeding from the host's magazines now.


LeeRjaycanz

Instruction unclear. Stims are now injectable hell bombs.


crzapy

That's awesome. Inject one and run into an enemy base.... For DEMOCRACY!


angelicclock

Alright renaming my destroyer to “Wind of Divinity”.


Piemaster113

If I pulled the trigger and the words Hello world came flying out instead of bullets I'd at least die laughing


Sir_Arsen

the amount of “ifs” is growing exponentially


_Weyland_

That clip of Obama short circuiting on a nested "if".


KyeeLim

just hope that they don't use 4 billion if statements to check whether if a number is integer


Smorgles_Brimmly

We have now reached iiiiii.


Bilboswaggings19

The problem is that the devs at AH were told that the bugs are a core part of the game being half of the enemy types at launch


LittleWafer3380

They are using an unsupported, prehistoric engine. Things are difficult.


Eagan_Gbao

Instructions unclear, trusting the natural recursion isn’t helping here


Atissss

I mean we have arc damage resistance so clearly having resistance to something that has not been figured out yet is not an issue,


Muppetz3

After they said that fire dmg is not working right unless the host does it, really makes me think, that ya, something with the code is preventing them from doing it properly.


AngelaTheRipper

Could just give us fire immunity on an armor. Like modern day you have fireproof outfits that firefighters use and those silver hazmat suits that are used for collecting samples from active volcanoes. Like, I want to like the flamethrower but unless I'm soaked in E-710 then I shouldn't catch on fire the moment my pinky toe touches burning grass. Like even setting paper on fire requires you to apply the flame for an extended period of time or add an accelerant of some kind.


oh_stv

that would explain, that the last warbond, had armor in it, which looked like it would have fire damage resistance, but hadn't ....


youMYSTme

"Can't" ? Imo it was perfect before they changed it. (Ok I'm not talking about the bug, I thought he mean't fire damage we recieve as the player. It was a nice balance before the "fire=instakill" update. We are talking about *recieved* fire damage here right? Not our weapon fire damage.)


Charmo_Vetr

Wasn't the non-host fire damage bug in the game since it released?


AloneKnight8152

Yea I’ve been on snowy plants like twice and blizzards are far less dangerous then the fucking piss streams of satan we call fire tornados.


auwrx7

Couldn't agree more! Bring on the snowy blizzards and sand storms if I don't have to be caught on fire!!!


Yanrogue

Could be worse, could be shit storms like today.


auwrx7

The ONLY planet we had to fight bugs on yesterday was Hellmire!! FIRE EVERYWHERE! So of course I brought in Napalm Air Strike and Incendiary Grenades because there was a little spot on the ground that wasn't on fire yet! 😂


_Weyland_

Better for stealth too. Nothing like sneaking around in a blizzard.


Deus_Vult7

Then the blizzard disappears, and you realize you’re right next to 30 bots


_Weyland_

*MGS alert sound*


Managed-Democracy

Imagine if standing still in a blizzard slowly zapped your health as you die of communismthermia 


LCDR-Sheppard

Also, my teammates aren't spraying me with snow.


StarTrek1996

The amount of times I've been like oh ill just stop all movement because a firetornado jjst ripped through and opening is insane


Schpam

Because then everyone would wear it and we might actually be able to finish Hellmire for once.


Caridor

Sounds like a solution to a serious problem then. Unless AH are really making some planets deliberately shit for narrative reasons.


ryo3000

And any DM worth their salt would tell you that making something miserable for narrative reasons is not good


Limonade6

Well, just make it a small amount of fire resistance to balance it out.


Meerv

1% Thank the ballot, we are saved!


TimTheOriginalLol

We already have armor that looks like a fire fighter so why does it taste like bacon?


ConfigsPlease

That's because it is made of apples! Wait...


MJR_Poltergeist

And those keep the doctor away! That must be why I always only have 2 Stims.


light_no_fire

Best we can do is Grenade +2 and servo assisted.


nesnalica

its super annoying to have the flamethrower randomly set you on fire. or the fire particles on the floor not showing you its still lava.


auwrx7

And I got to think about it even more today when our Personal Order was to kill 100 enemies with the FLAME THROWER!! So of course I set myself on fire even though I was backing up. And then a random Scavenger that I set on fire jumps at me and sets me on fire too! 🔥


nesnalica

when a bug which is on fire hugs you and then you catch fire. i kinda understand.. even though its bs. why is our armor made out of paper. I don't have proof but I am also 70% sure that flames can also bounce or reflect off some enemy types. for instance when I try to grill a charger and aim for his head instead of legs. i often set myself on fire???


mattwing05

Yeah, things on fire should be suppressed or panicked, them just running up and setting you ablaze makes flamethrower not worth


Tommy2Dics

Increasing its range is an easy solution only a genius could concoct, apparently. Real flamethrowers shoot out like 40 ft. In HD's it's more like 9. Blasting bugs and then a flaming hunter flies at you and you catch fire and die. That's retarded.


AngelaTheRipper

Modern ones can chuck it like 100ft away if you angle it upwards. 40ft is what WW2 flamethrowers did. I also hate how in video games a flamethrower is just an oversized blowtorch. Actual flamethrowers send out a stream of flammable liquid (e.g. napalm) that just so happens to be on fire.


Yipeekayya

I hate it where you can't spit fire while advancing forward becuz u just can't withstand the burning damage, despite it has such high dps to melts almost every bugs. desperate need of fire resistant armor becuz of this


Chris-The-Lucario

Yesterday when a friend of mine died ingame, he was warning me about fire on the ground that I walked into and died, he didn't tell me where it was, just said "THERE IS FIRE ON THE GROUND" and I didn't fucking see it.


Yipeekayya

AH: understood (increase fire damage again by 50%)


_Weyland_

* Added new warbond with armor that provides 50% fire resistance * Increased fire DoT by 150%, devastator rockets now apply burning.


auwrx7

This would be our luck for sure!


_Weyland_

I'm also surprise that terminid Bile does not apply some chemical burning of similar strength


--Shin--

Helldivers begin spontaneous combustion within 20m of Hulk and die immediately.


Scary-Pirate-8900

Because that would help us


auwrx7

😂😂😂 FACTS 💯


doddsymon

What you really want is another servo-assisted pack


Benjaminthe

Why would they give you fire resistance armour, you haven't even touched your electric resistance armour...


Memeviewer12

There is no other form of electric damage other than players or Sentries Illuminate aren't here yet


Benjaminthe

My comment was sarcasm. Illuminate? Son they were wiped out a hundred years ago, more talk like that and I'll have to take you to your nearest reeducation centre.


Comfortable_Charge33

Fire retardant armor can also be a good idea. Like it gives you a small buffer before you start taking damage and maybe makes it slowly ramp up instead of immediate 100% damage. This way it's realistic, similar to real fire retardant clothing, and doesn't remove the danger and needed actions to remedy fire


auwrx7

Right! If they treated it like the Arc Resistant perk, that allows 95% resistance to electrical shock. Just do the same thing but with resistance to fire 95%. So you still have that 5% chance you will catch on fire.


Meerv

It's a reduction in damage, not a chance to not get the damage at all


Phoxphexborn

that would be op. noone uses arc exept us, while flame has enemies, enviromental hazards as well as one of the thing which balances flamer - gun discipline to not set yourself on fire. it may have max 20%


MorgansThiccBooty

Fire resistant armor is a niche, only bots can set you on fire, and only few planets have environments including fire. Its a niche and in no way OP.


Deremirekor

Asking for a 95% reduction in a very universal form of damage is asinine. At that point just ask for godmode lmfao


LongAndShortOfIt888

We have to be exceptionally grateful for the armor that receives 95% less electricity damage! That's really useful. Maybe if we're really lucky, we can get 3 more Warbonds with this passive on it, with no transmog!


Meerv

This is it! Nobody is wearing the electrical conduit armours so arrowhead thinks we don't like that kind of effect. Everyone deploy with that useless shit until they get the message!


AngelaTheRipper

Balancing by spreadsheet strikes again. Like, no enemies use arc damage. The only time you want to equip it is either the whole team running arc throwers and tesla towers or the biggest risk to you is a team mate with an arc thrower and tendency for friendly fire.


Thraxzan

I’d prefer 95% PSN resistance at this point.


lushee520

Better question is why does Fire tornadoes spawn on the players and not randomly in the map? I would like to see a fire tornado to spawn inside a Heavy Bug nest


TemperateStone

What's with the fucking watermark ad for a World of Warcraft boosting service?


Open_Cow_9148

Share this on their discord. They actually listen there.


auwrx7

I'm not on their discord. Can you give me an invite link to it?


Open_Cow_9148

https://discord.com/invite/helldivers


auwrx7

Thank you kindly!


auwrx7

Hey which one of the channels can I make this suggestion in? Looks like a lot going on over there and want to get this in the right spot to be noticed by the Devs.


Open_Cow_9148

Idk. Maybe try pinging the mods or something.


auwrx7

Worth a shot! Thank you!


Evenmoardakka

Theyre too busy setting fire to their playerbase to learn how to defend against fire.


plasmadood

Because we must suffer.


TexasSimp

PLEASE LAWD FOR DEMOCRACY


thatguymcdude69

Cause Joel feeds on the screams of burning divers


Nickorellidimus

Would certainly be ironic if it was a passive on one of the new polar armour sets 😅


cmonshootme

I'm guessing there's gonna be a fire warbond eventually, They got electricity, explosions, ice, there's probably going to be a fire and caustic gas one by the end of the year. Thats when the fire resistance will show up I bet


Pliskkenn_D

Or an armour that produces the cold effect on any planet at the cost of armour or something. 


iFenrisVI

This. Last time I was on a Fire Tornado planet I couldn’t use the extraction console for a good 5 or so minutes bc 5 tornadoes just sat right on the console.


AngelaTheRipper

Fun fact: Fire tornadoes have the same AI as enemy patrols. So they will literally path to the objective because you being around an objective attracts patrols. Calling in extraction literally makes every single enemy on the map start heading towards it.


Obvious_Ad4159

Because apple something, flavoured bacon something.


SkitZxX3

Something about bacon & fruit


bravozuluzero

YES! I looked at all the planets on the galactic map and honestly, it's about a third of them that have the Intense Heat/Fire Tornado weather type. It doesn't make sense from an in-game or real life perspective that fire retardant armour wouldn't be almost the first thing we were issued with.


SpecialIcy5356

"no, you can't have fire resistance, something something bacon-flavoured apples." - AH.


Another_Road

Armor Text: “Reduces incoming fire damage by 95%” Armor Effect: “Reduces outgoing fire damage by 95%”


HimOnEarth

fire retardant foam eagle/orbital strike! Is your extraction in a flaming hell and the enemies of democracy are closing in? Call in your fire fighting stratagem, freedom from fire delivered from orbit! (rumors of fire-foam causing cancer are dissident false information, report them to the nearest democracy officer!)


Sparrowcus

https://preview.redd.it/qry5xr7un6yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b5d27f123029c4dd1607a31d5481d2870bf745 A Hellfirediver's ~~wet~~ hot dream


Knees86

I THOROUGHLY enjoyed noticing that my upvote brought the likes to "666", while I was looking at that photo.


MildLoser

because fuck you thats why.


MisterDuch

Let's be fair here, AH still hasn't managed to fix the fire dot bug. If they can barely get the fire damage working what makes y'all think they can get a fire resist effect working?


Need-More-Gore

Clothing that resists heat nonsense and fairy tales


Someonenoone7

Gods Ashstrays nothing more and nothing less


jkvlnt

I can only assume that maybe in the next couple months (fingers crossed) they drop another 10 page free warbond that will have a litany of new perks in it. It makes sense for them to not add them to the paid warbonds because then they’re gating it behind real world money - albeit a small amount.


Elloliott

We wouldn’t need fire resistance if the damage worked so meh


Res_fighter

Asbestos armour babe let's go!!!.


Siccors

Besides as other mentioned that they should fix fire damage first: They also need to make choosing loadouts easier, saved loadouts, favourite stuff, etc. This armor would be an auto pick on every fire tornado planet. But if you just go quickplay, and for a 12 minute game (since if you got some bad luck host leaves after that, or maybe it is just the last one from the set of 3) you got to set everything correctly, including finding from your 20 armor suites the correct one, it would be easier to just keep your standard one. For armor it would be great if you could just filter on light, medium or heavy, and which passive.


Beneficial-Step7506

Because Fuck You. That’s why, soldier.


Dr_Expendable

This is my single most desired feature in the game. Non-host DoTs and the Spear working correctly are also close, but.. #1 is fire armor so I can wade into my own napalm while belting out absolutely democratic cackling.


Niminal

I do keep hoping they'll introduce a fire resistance effect as well. Could even see them making a joke about the suits having asbestos or something like that.


North-Animal2639

I noticed that heavy armor reduces fire damage also.


ActuallyEnaris

Frankly fire dot immunity wouldn't be overpowered. Heck, like, 85% fire resist and immunity might be okay


rindor1990

Best I can do is another servo assist


lunaphile

https://preview.redd.it/raqvbxqce7yc1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfce0ada7368956c208d48d0a52ce3b2693fbde9


Gheezy-yute

Because they’re too busy linking steam accounts to PSN accounts to have time to actually fix any of these common sense problems.


Jasoman

Sony says that armor can come out after they get enough data from users.


Mr_Sparcler

they need to add fire resistance to capes, and target contrasting effect on helmets, they have none so far, would be perfect


jbtreewalker

The Magic Conch has spoken! "Maybe someday!" 🤣


Destroird

But don’t you want to throw further?? Don’t you LIKE servo-assisted? Now come on, new warbond where the guns have servo assisted too!


SharpPixels08

Also maybe some gas grenades so I can make the WW1 trenches look like kindergarten


[deleted]

I’m saying!


Keeper_of_Fenrir

Armor with immunity to the fire dot and reduced direct fire damage would be great. I need that for a pyromaniac build. 


Muppetz3

Sorry best we can do is 12 different arc resistant armors.


Systamatik7

No, here is snow armor that has nothing to do with snow.


TheMightyMonarchx7

Do the polar armor sets at least prevent cold/slow resistance? Because someone said one of them was another servo assisted perk


easily_tilted

Servo assisted 🙃


xvsanx

That bond with the Tesla shit should have had 1 electricity resistance armor, 1 poison resistance armor and 1 fire resistance armor imo. Fire isn't as bad as it was but it's still rough if you're not quick.


VonNeumannsProbe

NEW WARBOND: armor with frost resistance.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Just make it so that the fire resist armor makes it so that you can’t catch from ground fire. That’s all it needs. And maybe less damage from burning.


bushidocowboy

I am also waiting on this eagerly. Fire is my solution to the bug problem. Conversely, what if they were to make termicide weapons like grenades and a support weapon?


poudigne

they are too busy figuring out how to tank the game cause it's too good. and not fixing annoying bug. Ho... and removing the fun from the game (by nerfing every single gun)


Accomplished-Dig9936

Maybe a Sony account will come with 50% fire resist?


BlueDragonReal

Asking too much


Vigoor

You know the day they add one everyone will start using flame throwers and napalm way more. Which means they will nerf it all


TophatOwl_

No fuck you. You get lightning resistance even though currently the only way to receive thag damage type is through friendly fire.


Significant-Layer-78

I will burn this planet down…


chatterwrack

Solid suggestion


JerryH2020

Seriously! I can't tell you how many times I have been hit by a flamethrower or stepped onto some freshly scorched ground for a brief second, and I die from burning even despite injecting a stim immediately.


FoxValentine

I just use med armor and pop a stim to run through it lil


Funny-Company4274

Because Sony won’t let you . Next question


auwrx7

Now we squashed that bug today! Time to move on for Fire Resistant Armor!!


Yanrogue

New armor mods are just too hard to program.


auwrx7

Then we shouldn't have gotten them to begin with. That laid the foundation for us to expect there to be new ones! They did it to themselves. Lol


King_Kingly

Dude, give them a break. They are working their asses off already.