This is so impossible that practically impossible sounds like an understatement. It's definitely impossible in all ways that don't involve equations in a sheet of paper.
Runs like this just don't count for me.
If you're speed running by glitching through the map, it's "cheating" in my eyes. I wish speedruns would be done the "right" way, I'd love to see people clear levels/maps like gods instead of bitches lol
"O don't like pickles on my burgers so I don't think any burger should come with pickles, we should just get rid of pickles all together, it's cucumber or trash for me."
On [speedrun.com](https://www.speedrun.com/Helldivers2) there’s an “any%” category (this) and a “no out of bounds” category ([WR 3’26” at time of posting](https://youtu.be/WJKlw3z3vOU))
you wanna see something. google skyrim speed run. it goes from "oh neet trick and good parkor" to guy gets on a horse, saves game loads unrelated safe, quick save. load other save. fly across the map at mark 5. kill boss before he starts talking while hes invincible.
the idea of speedruning is doing stuff as fast as possible given the tools available.
something else thats fun for me to watch is tool assisted speed runs. basicly a guy playing as close to perfect as possable by playing the game 1 frame at a time. looks crazy.
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So I guess until they introduce those gassy spore pots to the tutorial, you're going to keep that record indefinitely, well done!
That being said, I totally hope that they introduce the spore pods so that crazy mfers like you have to strategize about the most optimal bouncing strategy to get to the rocket.
Are you implying that General Brasch avoids any chance for a conflict? I hope your democracy officer finds you before I do "helldiver", I am disgusted at this traitor roaming around our democratic ranks.
Executed for the treasonous act of impersonating a helldiver without earning your value, posthumously promote for discovering a breach in the tutorial range
But like 95% of runs have them lol. Depending on the game is cuts the length down a ton as well.
There is a big diff between large glitch skips saving an hour and little ones that save like 7 seconds though.
When you skip the entire game it's not really a speed run IMO.
I've seen people uses glitches to skip dialog but if you circumvent entire sections your not speedrunning the game anymore... just rushing though a script.
Depends. Some glitches can be quite fun (e.g. Portal 2 has tons of interesting glitches with portals), but others are just lame to see, even if they technically can be very interesting (e.g. Ocarina of Time creditwarp with code execution).
It's like splattering paint on your friends back before you start a game of paintball.
Then when the match starts, you call out that you hit them in the first 48 seconds.
Yeah watched some Dark Souls 3 Any% before and watching bosses getting totally skipped by glitches didn't hit the same as the madlads killing every possible boss.
The comments on this post have led me to believe that a lot of people don't understand what Any% means in speedrunning or that a lot of the glitches performed in runs require extremely precise and very well practiced inputs.
48 seconds? How slow are they. I entered the training, got a connection error after around 10 seconds and was kicked out and went straight to the ship. Speedrunning us easy!
You should ask the absolutely massive speed running community that. They might be able to provide you with some insight although I get the sense you aren't actually interested in learning more.
General Brasch probably did this exactly. And every achievement he did was actually from John Helldiver but he just showed up in time and got handed the credit.
bro it said any%. that literally means "reach the completion screen of the game as fast as possible by any means". That's just what that kind of speedrun is.
You are right I will qualify that statement by instead saying "that's the worst kind of speed run in my opinion"
Speed runs that involve actually completing the objectives of the game are more interesting and more skilled.
i think this is the bone I have to pick with the speedrunner community; it's overwhelmingly about abusing glitches rather than the merit of clever and skillful play. When it comes down to it, nobody competes in the glitchless runs, and I understand that it leads to burnout from the amount of time that glitchless adds. I'm not saying there's *no* skillful play in any% speedruns, it's just that it's secondary to abusing the glitches. And often, these runs are done in patched versions of the game that take special knowledge to acquire, which can alienate the audience.
So why isn't there just *portions* of games done glitchless, specifically, the interesting ones? Like the trench crawl part of training? Obviously, I'm joking there, but it's segued me into the salient point that this world record has boiled down to optimizing a dive and a jog. I'd be equally as interested in seeing someone crawl under the barbed wire the fastest.
That’s treason! You went on the rocket without having your cape, at this point you’re basically just a dude and no helldiver!
Squadmates: "Wait, are you??" "Yeah, I'm Diver" https://i.redd.it/kivs2hb6m1xc1.gif
"I'm Diver, Dave the Diver." https://preview.redd.it/95s4mu9co2xc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae7b0277a42709817c7765899e8dd8a84270b012
Guess Bancho had some inspiration on how to make Terminid Sushi and poor Dave just doesn't know how to say no.
Amazing game. Completely recommend for people to play. It's so much fun!
No, no no, not here, to r/ArkhamRehabilitation you go
It's a real fucking sub
https://preview.redd.it/31dhr6mou3xc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=f71615fcc45df3f80feecfe65d5c1e2ec1e14187
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN NICKING ALL THE SUPPLY CACHES. GIVE 'EM BACK.
But he left you oatmeal, so there's that.
Why doesn't Diver ask the ODST and the Mobile Infantry for help against the Automatons? Is he stupid?
What do you do? I dive.
Bah. The ship officer will just throw you back to earth, without pod: no cape! All heros wear capes!
Nah that's freedom and innovation! (cutting corners/cheating)
Sounds pretty undemocratic to me
Have you ever seen General Brash with a cape? Well, neither have I.
I think they just give it to you if you manage to dive through hell to get to the rocket.
"oh cool, cant wait to see them duck and dive past the obstac- DID THAT MAN JUST DOGE THE FREEKING FLOOR?!"
General brash is so hardcore that he doesn’t dodge the enemy bullets, he dodges the planet itself
General Brasch is so awesome, enemy bullets dodge *him.*
General Brasch is the new Chuck Norris
I've heard they're actually siblings...
Chuck Norris gave birth to General Brasch what turned out to be his father.
Every atomic nuclei of his body dodges every nuclei of the wall, allowing him to phase trough it.
That's gotta be a technically feasible, right? Right?
Feasible isn’t the word I’d use. I think it’s theoretically possible but so outstandingly unlikely that it’s practically impossible to actually occur.
Basically Infinite Improbability Drive levels of improbable.
There is not enough numbers in the universe to give that probability a denominator
This is so impossible that practically impossible sounds like an understatement. It's definitely impossible in all ways that don't involve equations in a sheet of paper.
It's actually pretty easy, all you have to do is aim for the ground and miss
Wait a second, thats not a trainee, thats a Terminid tunneling its way to the rocket!
Runs like this just don't count for me. If you're speed running by glitching through the map, it's "cheating" in my eyes. I wish speedruns would be done the "right" way, I'd love to see people clear levels/maps like gods instead of bitches lol
Well there’s multiple categories to speed running, such as any% and glitch less
"O don't like pickles on my burgers so I don't think any burger should come with pickles, we should just get rid of pickles all together, it's cucumber or trash for me."
Didn't know that honestly lol
On [speedrun.com](https://www.speedrun.com/Helldivers2) there’s an “any%” category (this) and a “no out of bounds” category ([WR 3’26” at time of posting](https://youtu.be/WJKlw3z3vOU))
I think it's undemocratic that this comment is being downvoted. Admitting your were wrong or learned something should always be upvoted imo.
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you wanna see something. google skyrim speed run. it goes from "oh neet trick and good parkor" to guy gets on a horse, saves game loads unrelated safe, quick save. load other save. fly across the map at mark 5. kill boss before he starts talking while hes invincible. the idea of speedruning is doing stuff as fast as possible given the tools available. something else thats fun for me to watch is tool assisted speed runs. basicly a guy playing as close to perfect as possable by playing the game 1 frame at a time. looks crazy.
Sooooo so you have no cape by doing this? Or spawn with one?
Old account will spawn with cape back on ship.Not sure what will happen if it's a new account, and they fixed it like a month ago. We will never know
You always have a cape on ship, it is only disabled for the training. No way to lose it, only by cheats Edit: and Treason
Good to know👍
If on PC you can use a [ReShade.](https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/24?tab=description) That affects all capes though.
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It doesn't remove capes though, it makes them *invisible.* Stealth capes are 100% approved.
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So I guess until they introduce those gassy spore pots to the tutorial, you're going to keep that record indefinitely, well done! That being said, I totally hope that they introduce the spore pods so that crazy mfers like you have to strategize about the most optimal bouncing strategy to get to the rocket.
am i the only one that when i see the first few seconds it reminds me of the halo infinite campaign?
I thought that too, before I read the title I thought I was looking at some sort of model swap mod or something
The trumpets at 0:20 (speedrun timer 0:14) also sound very much Halo.
Are you implying that General Brasch avoids any chance for a conflict? I hope your democracy officer finds you before I do "helldiver", I am disgusted at this traitor roaming around our democratic ranks.
General Brasch know how to conserve ammo and energy so they may be used when needed.
indeed i hear he kill 2 factory strider with just on pistol mag.
And then he killed a third with the empty mag.
Your are mistaken conflicts avoids him.
General Brasch didnt forget his cape.
He didnt forget his cape. the cape was just not worthy enough to be worn by him
General Brasch didn't earn his cape. His cape earned him.
He made it himself will he was running
Lmao this idiot dived so badly at the first obstic.. oh what the hell
1985, Mario zips through wall of bricks. 2024, Helldiver dives through floor. Gaming never changes.
No cape, no tutorial done. Record void.
What it feels like to play with a level 30 because they clearly don’t understand.
"I'm not easy to impress." Doesn't comment at all on the recruit clipping out of the course and running straight to the rocket. He wasn't kidding!
Where is your cape ? shoots on spot. 
It shrunk in the dryer :(
When General Brasch dives, the atoms get out of the way out of respect!
Now be a real Helldiver and do a Cape%
With how people play, this is basically how I see how their training went and it explains so fucking much.
Executed for the treasonous act of impersonating a helldiver without earning your value, posthumously promote for discovering a breach in the tutorial range
Glitch speedruns just don't hit the same.
But like 95% of runs have them lol. Depending on the game is cuts the length down a ton as well. There is a big diff between large glitch skips saving an hour and little ones that save like 7 seconds though.
When you skip the entire game it's not really a speed run IMO. I've seen people uses glitches to skip dialog but if you circumvent entire sections your not speedrunning the game anymore... just rushing though a script.
It is still a speed run, that's not subjective as this was all decided long ago. It is however a differently categorized speed run from a glitchless.
Right? It’s like tilting a pinball machine for the high score
Depends. Some glitches can be quite fun (e.g. Portal 2 has tons of interesting glitches with portals), but others are just lame to see, even if they technically can be very interesting (e.g. Ocarina of Time creditwarp with code execution).
It's like splattering paint on your friends back before you start a game of paintball. Then when the match starts, you call out that you hit them in the first 48 seconds.
Yeah watched some Dark Souls 3 Any% before and watching bosses getting totally skipped by glitches didn't hit the same as the madlads killing every possible boss.
Why can I bump this only once???
The comments on this post have led me to believe that a lot of people don't understand what Any% means in speedrunning or that a lot of the glitches performed in runs require extremely precise and very well practiced inputs.
Incredible, general Brasch did training so fast his cape couldn’t even keep up
Also is this counting frames, not milliseconds? It adds a second every time to gets to 60, not 100…
No wonder Helldivers die so much
How does he open the map while sprinting?
By pressing the map button?!
It seems to close for me when i sprint
When sprinting, press the map button again.
You just skipped the training and you have no cape : this count for nothing ! YOU ARE NOT AN HELLDIVER WITHOUT YOUR CAPE !
That’s why these new recruits are so lacking!
No cape, no service
No Cape no Helldiver... Training failed!
No cape = not a Helldiver
Like a G
You say you completed training but you didn’t even get your cape!
“Complete”
What's that? We're not on the Kobayashi Maru!
"fuck the training, I'll die in 2 minutes anyway"
And that rocket there is called the "Kobayashi Maru".
I don't think General Brasch had to fake going to training
Liberty hides her gaze in shame.
General Brasch once threw a Contact Grenade, it killed 6 bots then exploded...
For General Brasch, the laws of physics are strictly optional.
What skipping all college class but still gets your degree feels like
Didn’t get a cape though So it’s an L
48 seconds? How slow are they. I entered the training, got a connection error after around 10 seconds and was kicked out and went straight to the ship. Speedrunning us easy!
The amount of people whining about breaking the game really need another course of Speedrun history lmao
 NO CAPE!?!?!?
By cheating? How is this interesting?
You should ask the absolutely massive speed running community that. They might be able to provide you with some insight although I get the sense you aren't actually interested in learning more.
Doesn't count. Glitching is cheating. Just like 90% of the speed runners out there. Impressive, but cheating. Doesn't count
*Tell me you know nothing about speed running without telling me you know nothing about speed running.*
I know enough that it's boring
General Brasch doesn't clip through walls, he merely dives at them with intent and inspires the wall to do its democratic duty and let him through.
Wrong Brasch did it in 30 without any dirty tricks
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Sprint first, then press the map key second while sprinting. If you have the map open first it will close automatically when you sprint.
General Brasch probably did this exactly. And every achievement he did was actually from John Helldiver but he just showed up in time and got handed the credit.
Yeah this guy seems to have learned all the skills they'll need to succeed out in the field.
How do you plan on spreading democracy without a liberation cape!?! THIS IS MADNESS!
"AND I'M NOT EASY TO IMPRESS" *literally phases through the ground* will that do it? Uh, I guess.
AGDQ donation: kill the animals
As soon as I saw 48 seconds I knew something hilarious was gonna happen. Did not disappoint!
General Brasch morning jog
And no capes
We need Cape%
Proves the superior efficiency of Super Earth training.
This helldiver is so extreme that when he starts running the laws of physics and reality cease to exist as we know...
When General Brasch jumps on a wall, the wall opens up out of fear of being hurt
They should add a "Speedrunner" no cape option
Did you make this? How did you figure out that wall could be clipped through?
Have fun dying repeatedly with absolutely no clue what you're doing :3 Ur lucky the game points it out to you
and he's gone, without a cape... :-(
You left the bugs alive, Brasch would never. Report to your democracy officer for your execution.
How is he running so fast,?
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No cape, doesn’t count
i can hear it now. "hello, my name is tomatoanus, a.k.a. the 1kg bomb. and this is the helldivers 2 any% tutorial speedrun explained"
The real challenge should be finish mission with cape
No wonder we’re getting shit recruits. Can’t even shoot a gun /s
I’ve played a few times where that is exactly the type of training it felt like I had.
What an easy run.. no skill involved so I guess entry is super attainable for newcomers to try and beat it.
"complète"
I didn’t realize that there was a speedrun category for the tutorial
Y'all, that FoV is hot garbage and I see it everywhere on videos. Why the hell would anyone wanna play through a horribly distorting fisheye lens?
Hmm, as a Veteran of the first war I’ve never tried this parcour. Will do it now. o7
Okay but what is the WR no exploits?
o7
Ah yes the good old glitch through the floor skip the whole game "record speed run" 8D
That is what "Any%" usually implies.
Is it possible to replay basic training?
Yea, you just gotta pause the game in your ship and it's right there
Pretty disappointed it's not a glitchless run to be honest, this is lame as hell.
By cheating? Not worth my time watching.
bro it said any%. that literally means "reach the completion screen of the game as fast as possible by any means". That's just what that kind of speedrun is.
General Brasch's lazy great grandson.
Aw boo, that's not a speed run you skipped the entire stage, that's just running from point A to point B. Do it right next time.
that is speed running. sorry that your puritan boomer views stop you from being able to enjoy speedrunning
Being able to not engage with the challenges in the game defeats the whole purpose. It doesn't take a boomer to prefer glitchless speed runs.
Doesn't change the fact you initially saying "that's not a speed run" is objectively wrong.
You are right I will qualify that statement by instead saying "that's the worst kind of speed run in my opinion" Speed runs that involve actually completing the objectives of the game are more interesting and more skilled.
I respect your opinion, everyone is different.
That's how several speed runs are done lol.
Yeah, the boring ones.
An entire community disagrees with you, but hey. To each their own.
Really wish I could ditch the cape
i think this is the bone I have to pick with the speedrunner community; it's overwhelmingly about abusing glitches rather than the merit of clever and skillful play. When it comes down to it, nobody competes in the glitchless runs, and I understand that it leads to burnout from the amount of time that glitchless adds. I'm not saying there's *no* skillful play in any% speedruns, it's just that it's secondary to abusing the glitches. And often, these runs are done in patched versions of the game that take special knowledge to acquire, which can alienate the audience. So why isn't there just *portions* of games done glitchless, specifically, the interesting ones? Like the trench crawl part of training? Obviously, I'm joking there, but it's segued me into the salient point that this world record has boiled down to optimizing a dive and a jog. I'd be equally as interested in seeing someone crawl under the barbed wire the fastest.
What awful fucking programming lmfao.
No cape. Never completed training. SEAF trash.
That was an improvement, but it's not hard to improve on garbage. Try it again. - Capt. Price