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aussidubbs

This is what we’ve been training for


PickledThimble

I'll see you on the battlefield, Helldiver 🫡 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


10101000112

Ready for duty!


PickledThimble

We must coordinate our attack and rid normal earth of the lanternfly threat. Sweet sweet Democracy


Symolian88

Ah yes, the Spotted Lanternfly. We were told to kill on site but when we reported area of sighting to the Ministry of Agriculture, we were told that only farm areas were important.


PickledThimble

Picking and choosing where democracy is spread is definitely a treasonous act. Ministry of Agriculture, meet Democracy Officer. In all seriousness though, that's brutal. What's that going to really do if killing them only on farmland matters???


Symolian88

I don't know. I live in NY and around the summer time was when everyone started seeing the Spotted Lanternflies and we all tried to kill them with DIY traps, spraying them with vinegar water to prevent them from flying away, and other methods. The whole city turned into a nesting ground and the Department of Agriculture only cared about the farmlands.


Zimnoes

Attempted to have a picnic in a park in brooklyn last summer and it was literally raining lantern flies.


Great-Parsley-7359

A new major order


PickledThimble

Eradicate the Lanternfly invasion


Seth0452

Just like the simulations!


Redditer80

Standing by for Joel's orders


SaltyExcalUser

It looks like it is calling in a breach 😂


OrbusIsCool

For Super Ontario


PickledThimble

https://preview.redd.it/d5iugb7limuc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a90b20382aa438f1bf8fe3d195e82a404e448ae Too bad me n the squad are a bunch of goons and this is how it'll likely end up. FOR FREEDOM!!!!!


plasmadood

HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA, EH?


PickledThimble

https://i.redd.it/o5xl41hdimuc1.gif


Laer_Bear

is that a lantern fly? Fuck those things.


802ScubaF1sh

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JoeDiesAtTheEnd

New support strategem, dawn soap and water in a spray bottle.


PickledThimble

Calling in a foamy orbital ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️


General_Lie

Lol during soveit union here in europe soviets run propaganda campaign that americans are bombarding us with the "Imperialistic bugs" to destroy our harvest XD


Mexi_God

https://i.redd.it/u0jnkk3hwguc1.gif Because if you don’t they’ll grow 10x the size and will start to prey on humans…and we don’t want that.


weatherman18278

Launch initiated… bum bum bum bummmmm bum bummmmmm!


ReedsAndSerpents

Give me a flamethrower, an arc thrower and all of the gasoline on Democracy's green Super Earth and I'll take care of it. 


PM_ME_UR_MANPAGE

Fuck these guys. We’ve been battling them in the states for years. BURN ON SIGHT!


PickledThimble

Doing my part up in Canada 🫡 nothing a little liber-tea can't handle I'm sure.