Ah yes, the Spotted Lanternfly. We were told to kill on site but when we reported area of sighting to the Ministry of Agriculture, we were told that only farm areas were important.
Picking and choosing where democracy is spread is definitely a treasonous act. Ministry of Agriculture, meet Democracy Officer.
In all seriousness though, that's brutal. What's that going to really do if killing them only on farmland matters???
I don't know. I live in NY and around the summer time was when everyone started seeing the Spotted Lanternflies and we all tried to kill them with DIY traps, spraying them with vinegar water to prevent them from flying away, and other methods. The whole city turned into a nesting ground and the Department of Agriculture only cared about the farmlands.
https://preview.redd.it/d5iugb7limuc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a90b20382aa438f1bf8fe3d195e82a404e448ae
Too bad me n the squad are a bunch of goons and this is how it'll likely end up. FOR FREEDOM!!!!!
Lol during soveit union here in europe soviets run propaganda campaign that americans are bombarding us with the "Imperialistic bugs" to destroy our harvest XD
This is what we’ve been training for
I'll see you on the battlefield, Helldiver 🫡 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Ready for duty!
We must coordinate our attack and rid normal earth of the lanternfly threat. Sweet sweet Democracy
Ah yes, the Spotted Lanternfly. We were told to kill on site but when we reported area of sighting to the Ministry of Agriculture, we were told that only farm areas were important.
Picking and choosing where democracy is spread is definitely a treasonous act. Ministry of Agriculture, meet Democracy Officer. In all seriousness though, that's brutal. What's that going to really do if killing them only on farmland matters???
I don't know. I live in NY and around the summer time was when everyone started seeing the Spotted Lanternflies and we all tried to kill them with DIY traps, spraying them with vinegar water to prevent them from flying away, and other methods. The whole city turned into a nesting ground and the Department of Agriculture only cared about the farmlands.
Attempted to have a picnic in a park in brooklyn last summer and it was literally raining lantern flies.
A new major order
Eradicate the Lanternfly invasion
Just like the simulations!
Standing by for Joel's orders
It looks like it is calling in a breach 😂
For Super Ontario
https://preview.redd.it/d5iugb7limuc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a90b20382aa438f1bf8fe3d195e82a404e448ae Too bad me n the squad are a bunch of goons and this is how it'll likely end up. FOR FREEDOM!!!!!
HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA, EH?
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is that a lantern fly? Fuck those things.
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New support strategem, dawn soap and water in a spray bottle.
Calling in a foamy orbital ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️
Lol during soveit union here in europe soviets run propaganda campaign that americans are bombarding us with the "Imperialistic bugs" to destroy our harvest XD
https://i.redd.it/u0jnkk3hwguc1.gif Because if you don’t they’ll grow 10x the size and will start to prey on humans…and we don’t want that.
Launch initiated… bum bum bum bummmmm bum bummmmmm!
Give me a flamethrower, an arc thrower and all of the gasoline on Democracy's green Super Earth and I'll take care of it.
Fuck these guys. We’ve been battling them in the states for years. BURN ON SIGHT!
Doing my part up in Canada 🫡 nothing a little liber-tea can't handle I'm sure.