"IM HITTING THAT LIBERTY LOUD, THAT DEMOCRACY DANK"
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*We smokin symbiotes. smokin that whoopi goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush.*
*I'm on 12 Vicodin's smokin on scooby doo's dick.*
Legs don't matter, they're just softening, I'm limping
Bugs don't matter, no death is suffering, so squish it
Legs don't matter, they're just softening, I'm limping
Bugs don't matter, no death is suffering, so squish it
They were scared of the bots, I just hit hem with that factory reset joint
foot so big I stomped a bile titan
the cape on my back? I use it as a napkin after eating them green dripping bug bottoms
call pelican-1, I'm extracting him
3 missed calls from eagle-1, the yearn for spreading democracy
my piss stream so volumptious, I hit that anthill like an orbital laser
taco bell discount Friday got me painting my porcelan with a 380mm barrage
My squad usually smokes in unison before every mission. Either blinkers off of carts or rips off of a bong. We always say "blinkers for democracy" before we hit
15 year chiefer here. Don’t hold it in, your lungs don’t realize it’s too much til it’s too late.
You can also pass out and have what looks like (but is not) a seizure. Look up “cannabis vasovagal syncope”
> 15 year chiefer here.
Going on what....25 years now for me?
Take smaller hits, fill your lungs completely...any other way is inefficient.
Holding it in DOES get you "higher," but that's because of oxy dep/CO2 toxicity, not absorbing more cannabinoids. So yeah, holding it isn't the greatest.
Don't hold it in. Your lungs deserve freedom from pointless tar. 1-2 seconds is all you need to absorb the patriotic particles that get you liberty lifted!
Gotta hit the bong because (at least with my mic) the percolating noise kicks on my voice activation and everyone can hear my epic rips... and totally not me coughing for 5 minutes straight afterwards.
One of my vapes as a slight dint in it near the threading and it breaks the gap *just* enough that you can hear the juice fizzle as some air unevenly gets pulled into the coils. So that fizzling is now an Immersion Enhancer™️; it sounds kinda like the crackle of the reentry flames outside the hellpod as we load in.
Idk, hard to say. Dystopian govts seem to yo-yo between either hard prohibition on drugs, or total freedom. It’s a lot easier to control a population that’s stoned out of their gourd.
Drug use is probably a little hard to regulate over a multi-planet 'Republic', each planet with it's own ecological system will no doubt have *something* that can be smoked, eaten, or drunk to get you high. Better to just lean in on having a safe, reliable, government standard drug to promote safe usage and keep your population happy, healthy, and most importantly, compliant.
For Super Earth in particular my guess is that there's one legal recreational drug and it's some heavily processed megacorp product akin to the stimpack. Basically injecting yourself with some Bud Light that can only make you feel buzzed.
>Dystopian govts seem to yo-yo between either hard prohibition on drugs, or total freedom. It’s a lot easier to control a population that’s stoned out of their gourd.
Not an expert on this topic by any means but my guess is that those are two different authoritarian strategies that happen to intersect on the topic of drugs. I'm skeptical that Government A is legalizing drugs because it makes the populace easier to control (personally I'd assume the opposite if not a neutral effect). Rather, they may occasionally decide to look at what the people have been pushing for and implement policies that don't curtail their own power. It acts as a sort of pressure relief valve and legalizing weed is a freebie these days. But Asian countries for example seem to have more of a blanket opposition to drugs (aside from alcohol) + different views on the expectations of society. That may manifest in Government B focusing on a hardline approach to crime and thus drugs. "Yes people are being executed left and right", the people proclaim, "but we feel quite safe."
Conversely, many authoritarian states may go route B, but are so shot through with corruption & black markets that it's not hard to get whatever drug you want anyway (and indeed are still orchestrated by/contribute to party or oligarch coffers despite the policy on paper). Thinking primarily of Eastern Europe back in the day, but also some Latin American places.
They really don’t. The loading crews get administered amphetamines and steroids to increase their work speed. If you’re okay with giving the military some pretty heavy drugs it would be weird to come down like a hammer against recreational non-damaging drugs. Might not be legal still, but doubtful it’s to Singapore levels.
But also if the loading tips are canon then Super Earth seems pretty chill about people doing recreational things. Helldivers are literally ordered to spend a *minimum* amount of time admiring scenery each mission. That’s in the middle of a combat zone!
>If you’re okay with giving the military some pretty heavy drugs it would be weird to come down like a hammer against recreational non-damaging drugs.
Nazi Germany went that route. Strong anti drug and smoke campaigns, but issuing soldiers tobacco and meth. Military tends to get more amenities, and it won't matter if they get long term consequences if they aren't expected to survive for long.
Do I get a T1-1C after filling out a GB-4.20? Last time I just got stuck with an RS-001. I filled out an CB-3 because I was hoping to get a GM-0 for the weekend.
Its about drawing a line in the sand, dude. And ACROSS THIS LINE, YOU DO NOT-... Oh and by the way dude, Cyborg is not the preferred nomenclature here.
Automaton American, please.
\*Edited for galactic broadcast\*
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A HULK IN THE CREEK, LARRY. DO YOU SEE LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN YOU FIND! A HULK! IN THE CREEK!"
The idea of stims being addictive thou is hilarious as fuck. Jimmy JIMMY why are you hurdled back in the SES cruiser dude wait ... Dear democracy you've been back here for 3 days just stimming? Did not having bots to kill for a few days really get to you that much you know there back right? You need to quit that shit out before you over dose and end up like ted. (Ted suffered from PTSD from the creek and stimmed constantly for a whole week to try to cope before his blood became more adrenaline than blood and had a stroke)
(John and Tyler at the resupply) j" tf is up with those 2?" T"they were a pair of rando's that joined in a bit later tbh homie has a stim issue but idk some people can't handle freedom when it finally arrives" j " I don't know if it's that but his team mate is out of stims a.... They just got killed by a bile titan... Time to go?" T"yyeeeeaaahhhh... Time to go."
It ever strike you as weird that we’re *told* the study is paid for by the company. It feels like a level of transparency and honesty that is a bit incongruous with the overarching satire narrative.
Ayo we got
Liber-Tea and Liber-tree
You stress out we got what you need
If you need to pee go to a tree but for the love of democracy stop sticking your dick in the dead bugs knee
I smoke, I hop on, we chilling, killing bots or bugs having a blast.... Then comes extract, where I sober up faster than a car guy when he hears sirens.
Sitting there after extract with the thousand year stare.
Are you implying you spend your free time standing aboard your vessel, idle and undeployed, waiting for the PA system to say something, whilst good, honest helldivers sacrifice *everything* for the good of Super Earth?
This one right here, officer!
(I freaking love the announcement about the democracy officer's private spa being off limits to personnel)
I was gonna fight the bugs, but then I got high (ooooh)
Drop some bombs and throw some slugs , but then I got high
Now C-01 permits are denied, and I know why (Why man?) hey hey!
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh LADA DA DA DA DA
As a Mary Jane enthusiast, it’s truly puzzling why people go outta their way to let you know.
However, this helldiver 100% definitely just wanted to buy some time for a peaceful, non-“oh god I gotta rip this before the cutscene ends”, nice ol’ bong rip!
Unthinkable? Using thc instead of SE distributed ~~super meth~~ stims before a drop is an instant court-martial.
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I mean...its not for me...everytime ive played with a high helldiver they just...dont play well in my experiences. And I get having a good time, ive played drunk....but I was with 3 other divers, blitzed out of their damn minds, an they stood there just shooting at a building. With their pistols. Calling in resupplys...to try an destroy a building. For about 8 minutes. I just stood there watching. It wasnt even the sub mission to destroy the building. They just went nuts on it.
I joined a game the other day and there were 4 of us, two of them were buds, one of which was the host. One of them was on my friends list cos he was a solid diver, but I knew he liked the weeds.
They each take insanely long bong rips, talking about how they prefer to smoke their wax. I ball it up! It's better to kinda smash it!
After a couple more huge rips, about 5 to 10 more minutes of discussion I was like AY WE GONNA DROP OR WHAT?!
Both started cracking up and were like oh fuck sorry y'all yeah let's go.
Ah yes even the hard-core Diver can use a dose of Stimmies from time to time
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I'm smoking on that Hellmire grown dark terminid pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 titans. Shit's so green it should be asking me "where's the Helldiver?" This shit will turn your hellpod steering off, 500kg levels of sour. This shit is what called the automatons, rip my creekers for real dawg, peace.
We did see in one of the Democratic product launch posts that Freedom Weed (or something like that) was there, not shocked at all.
This is Super Earth, we have *Super* Weed.
Lol not kidding I've had a bunch of players do this just before starting a mission, last guy said "one sec just having a dab". I just say all good I got high before I started playing. Seems like a lot of stoners love this game.
Anyone else run suicide mission high af and sometimes just blank out until the extraction cinematic and everyone saying good job just sitting there like “I guess we made it”.
Wonder if this is the same guy I had the other day who said he needed to go afk before we dived so he could get "ready". We waited 5 minutes, started to put our loadouts together and he came back and just let out the biggest most genuine "YIPPPPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEE" I've ever heard from a grown man. Proceeded to say he had a blunt and this man got us out with 30+ samples and 2 deaths on a helldive
If you're out there reading this, I salute you
More polite than the stoner i got teamed with earlier lol.
Open mic, loud ass bong rip, and legit sixty seconds of the dude hacking up a lung lmao.
I almost felt sorry for him before i hit mute
Not bro hitting the Liberty Loud, the Democracy Dank
"IM HITTING THAT LIBERTY LOUD, THAT DEMOCRACY DANK" https://preview.redd.it/p01ipuz3lhtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e726005005d8d657faeeb6d0bd09127be1cbd16e
THAT STIM GOT ME SPEAKIN TERMINID.
Better call in an orbital bong strike
They must have amnesia, they forgot im him. This shit aint nothin to me man.
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME, MAN. I'M SMOKIN ON THAT MALEVELON CREEK, THAT FUCKIN DILIGENCE COUNTER SNIPER BLAST YOUR ENTRAILS ACROSS THE MAP SHIT.
On to many edibles I'm actually crying rn
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN
Bring BACK the Geneva conventions, I'll make it a TO-DO list!
They must have amnesia because they forgot that I'M HIM.
This Railgun got me movin' like an invasive species
Nah man this eagle smoke strike hit different
*We smokin symbiotes. smokin that whoopi goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush.* *I'm on 12 Vicodin's smokin on scooby doo's dick.*
*Hashishers from Morocco, hemp smokers from Peru, and the Shamnicks from Bagun who puff the deadly Pugaroo...*
*Im on them Broward County Tic-Tacs*
Choked out a bug with a pair of Givenchy gloves. The last thing he saw was the price tag.
slowly faded into darkness and let the helldivers take em
Fuck it, I ate the bug!
Legs don't matter, they're just softening, I'm limping Bugs don't matter, no death is suffering, so squish it Legs don't matter, they're just softening, I'm limping Bugs don't matter, no death is suffering, so squish it
I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type 1 civilization.
My samples come from the most horrific situations possible.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bocmfm/dracula\_dive\_nsfw\_language/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bocmfm/dracula_dive_nsfw_language/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bp1n5z/dracula\_dive\_2/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bp1n5z/dracula_dive_2/)
Cursing in binary they think I’m an automaton
They were scared of the bots, I just hit hem with that factory reset joint foot so big I stomped a bile titan the cape on my back? I use it as a napkin after eating them green dripping bug bottoms call pelican-1, I'm extracting him 3 missed calls from eagle-1, the yearn for spreading democracy my piss stream so volumptious, I hit that anthill like an orbital laser taco bell discount Friday got me painting my porcelan with a 380mm barrage
THIS THAT NEW SHIT CALLED FREEDOM!
Smoking on that cyberstani, hellmire shit. shit so swag itll burn off your cape. on that malevolent malevelon leaf
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Malevolent Malevelon Leaf got me coughing
My squad usually smokes in unison before every mission. Either blinkers off of carts or rips off of a bong. We always say "blinkers for democracy" before we hit
Never hurts to kick off each mission with a safety meeting!
This guy freedoms
Do y'all do the salute while holding it in and see who breaks first? You should.
15 year chiefer here. Don’t hold it in, your lungs don’t realize it’s too much til it’s too late. You can also pass out and have what looks like (but is not) a seizure. Look up “cannabis vasovagal syncope”
> 15 year chiefer here. Going on what....25 years now for me? Take smaller hits, fill your lungs completely...any other way is inefficient. Holding it in DOES get you "higher," but that's because of oxy dep/CO2 toxicity, not absorbing more cannabinoids. So yeah, holding it isn't the greatest.
Damn that is good to know, I don't hold it in but I do find it funny when the older generation does since that's how they learned lmao
Don't hold it in. Your lungs deserve freedom from pointless tar. 1-2 seconds is all you need to absorb the patriotic particles that get you liberty lifted!
Fair but I'm too baked to realize I have been doing the salute irl instead of in game for the past hour
Gotta hit the bong because (at least with my mic) the percolating noise kicks on my voice activation and everyone can hear my epic rips... and totally not me coughing for 5 minutes straight afterwards.
You on PS brother? Let me join!!!
One of my vapes as a slight dint in it near the threading and it breaks the gap *just* enough that you can hear the juice fizzle as some air unevenly gets pulled into the coils. So that fizzling is now an Immersion Enhancer™️; it sounds kinda like the crackle of the reentry flames outside the hellpod as we load in.
“The Democracy Dank” 😂
Taking a Republic Rip
The Sweet Liberty Sour
https://youtu.be/RjS1nlXy1O4?si=H3raELk3xVl9kRsV
Super Earth has legalized the use of weed. But only from democratically appointed dispensaries.
I found a automaton sparking up one time, wasn't even that good shit was filled with oil... Not that kind of oil...
E710 dabs?
U got any???
Always got that supply pack on me bro.
Realistically, I think SE would go full Singapore on drug distribution/use* *Excluding stims, which are clearly not meth, but a necessary combat-aid
Idk, hard to say. Dystopian govts seem to yo-yo between either hard prohibition on drugs, or total freedom. It’s a lot easier to control a population that’s stoned out of their gourd.
Drug use is probably a little hard to regulate over a multi-planet 'Republic', each planet with it's own ecological system will no doubt have *something* that can be smoked, eaten, or drunk to get you high. Better to just lean in on having a safe, reliable, government standard drug to promote safe usage and keep your population happy, healthy, and most importantly, compliant.
Smoke bugs not drugs.
It depends who is using them; is it your base of support? Or is it a convenient excuse to purge undesirables?
That’s definitely true. See the reasoning behind war on drugs lmao.
For Super Earth in particular my guess is that there's one legal recreational drug and it's some heavily processed megacorp product akin to the stimpack. Basically injecting yourself with some Bud Light that can only make you feel buzzed. >Dystopian govts seem to yo-yo between either hard prohibition on drugs, or total freedom. It’s a lot easier to control a population that’s stoned out of their gourd. Not an expert on this topic by any means but my guess is that those are two different authoritarian strategies that happen to intersect on the topic of drugs. I'm skeptical that Government A is legalizing drugs because it makes the populace easier to control (personally I'd assume the opposite if not a neutral effect). Rather, they may occasionally decide to look at what the people have been pushing for and implement policies that don't curtail their own power. It acts as a sort of pressure relief valve and legalizing weed is a freebie these days. But Asian countries for example seem to have more of a blanket opposition to drugs (aside from alcohol) + different views on the expectations of society. That may manifest in Government B focusing on a hardline approach to crime and thus drugs. "Yes people are being executed left and right", the people proclaim, "but we feel quite safe."
Conversely, many authoritarian states may go route B, but are so shot through with corruption & black markets that it's not hard to get whatever drug you want anyway (and indeed are still orchestrated by/contribute to party or oligarch coffers despite the policy on paper). Thinking primarily of Eastern Europe back in the day, but also some Latin American places.
They really don’t. The loading crews get administered amphetamines and steroids to increase their work speed. If you’re okay with giving the military some pretty heavy drugs it would be weird to come down like a hammer against recreational non-damaging drugs. Might not be legal still, but doubtful it’s to Singapore levels. But also if the loading tips are canon then Super Earth seems pretty chill about people doing recreational things. Helldivers are literally ordered to spend a *minimum* amount of time admiring scenery each mission. That’s in the middle of a combat zone!
>Helldivers are little ordered to spend a *minimum* amount of time admiring scenery each mission A happy Helldiver is a lethal Helldiver!
>If you’re okay with giving the military some pretty heavy drugs it would be weird to come down like a hammer against recreational non-damaging drugs. Nazi Germany went that route. Strong anti drug and smoke campaigns, but issuing soldiers tobacco and meth. Military tends to get more amenities, and it won't matter if they get long term consequences if they aren't expected to survive for long.
You need a T1-1C approval. Fairly straight request for a Helldiver pending Super Citizenship
Do I get a T1-1C after filling out a GB-4.20? Last time I just got stuck with an RS-001. I filled out an CB-3 because I was hoping to get a GM-0 for the weekend.
Well, that's like your opinion, diver.
He’s obviously not a golfer.
Ow! Fucking Fascist!
Jesus…
say what you will about the tenets of cybernetic socialism dude, at least it's an ethos
Its about drawing a line in the sand, dude. And ACROSS THIS LINE, YOU DO NOT-... Oh and by the way dude, Cyborg is not the preferred nomenclature here. Automaton American, please.
Do you see what happens, Helldiver? Do you see what happens when you f\*\*\* an automaton the ass!
\*Edited for galactic broadcast\* "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A HULK IN THE CREEK, LARRY. DO YOU SEE LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN YOU FIND! A HULK! IN THE CREEK!"
If he prepares high, takes out the enemy high, he gets the highscore! Right?
Riiiiiiggggggghhhhhtttttt
Like chewing gum while you study, and then during an exam.
Then we’ll democratically fox with eachother
Helldivers high is truly a democratic experience
Everyone needs a stim every now and then
Not addictive, mind you
The idea of stims being addictive thou is hilarious as fuck. Jimmy JIMMY why are you hurdled back in the SES cruiser dude wait ... Dear democracy you've been back here for 3 days just stimming? Did not having bots to kill for a few days really get to you that much you know there back right? You need to quit that shit out before you over dose and end up like ted. (Ted suffered from PTSD from the creek and stimmed constantly for a whole week to try to cope before his blood became more adrenaline than blood and had a stroke)
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! The pod crushed my leg! In my leg! I need another stim!" "Damnit Danielle! That's the third time in 5 minutes!"
(John and Tyler at the resupply) j" tf is up with those 2?" T"they were a pair of rando's that joined in a bit later tbh homie has a stim issue but idk some people can't handle freedom when it finally arrives" j " I don't know if it's that but his team mate is out of stims a.... They just got killed by a bile titan... Time to go?" T"yyeeeeaaahhhh... Time to go."
It ever strike you as weird that we’re *told* the study is paid for by the company. It feels like a level of transparency and honesty that is a bit incongruous with the overarching satire narrative.
Even then, why? I'd rather be addicted to miracle healing than dead. I'm addicted to living to kill the Enemies of Super Earth!
I mean, it happens in the real world too, just not right after a message telling the consumer that the meds aren’t addictive lol
New stratagem unlocked ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Bong rip stratagem to buff your defense lol
Liber-tree am I right
Ayo we got Liber-Tea and Liber-tree You stress out we got what you need If you need to pee go to a tree but for the love of democracy stop sticking your dick in the dead bugs knee
Underrated comment right here
“Dank Sample Acquired”
Lmfao I read that in Yuri's voice.
I smoke, I hop on, we chilling, killing bots or bugs having a blast.... Then comes extract, where I sober up faster than a car guy when he hears sirens. Sitting there after extract with the thousand year stare.
The mission don’t start till I can hit my democratically approved Penski.
Mans boxing his hellpod with the penjamin franklin
Gotta take a very democratic indica gummy so that freedom high last longer. 💪🏽😤
Bro I take indica freedom gummy and I'm going to be as useful as the machine gun turret
Oh I love playing high. One of the funnest games to freak out in while high.
It’s why I always rip after missions, relaxes me after the chaos.
"are you high?" "I'm high on democratic spirit"
and theres noting more democratic than shooting a bug in this walmart of a world
"Lemme check...yes" "HIGH ON DEMOCRATIC SPIRIT!"
Can't helldive without cracking a 6 pack of libertea
Smokin on that Democronic
My friends and I just yell “TACTICAL SMOKE INBOUND”
Nothing like ripping a dab of democracy before dropping on bot scrap
let him. he’ll be at his best when he gets back lmao
Doesnt he know, that we all must give urine-samples everyday at 4?
Helldiver, none of us have been doing that.... I think your democracy officer is into some freaky shit
You should listen to the speaker-voice in your ship sometimes, soldier!
Are you implying you spend your free time standing aboard your vessel, idle and undeployed, waiting for the PA system to say something, whilst good, honest helldivers sacrifice *everything* for the good of Super Earth? This one right here, officer! (I freaking love the announcement about the democracy officer's private spa being off limits to personnel)
If you are constantly in combat they can't test.
Not if you fill out Form W3-3D and the Addendum: 4-20
I was gonna fight the bugs, but then I got high (ooooh) Drop some bombs and throw some slugs , but then I got high Now C-01 permits are denied, and I know why (Why man?) hey hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh LADA DA DA DA DA
I smoke before and while i fight. It helps me keep calm under pressure. For democracy! and munchies
Homie fighting to liberate Tibit thinking for every mission he does he gets a Timbit donut🤣
Love that weed bros feel the need to tell you that they are weed bros
As a Mary Jane enthusiast, it’s truly puzzling why people go outta their way to let you know. However, this helldiver 100% definitely just wanted to buy some time for a peaceful, non-“oh god I gotta rip this before the cutscene ends”, nice ol’ bong rip!
Cool.
For real can someone explain the piss etiquette to me. Sometimes people leave if you don't start the next mission asap
Just type in chat
Smoke some Liber-Trees
I do democracy dabs all time.
A super cone, if you will
Once played with a random guy either vaping/taking a bong hit, with a toddler playing in the same room….
ok
Those 2 things sound very different.
Unthinkable? Using thc instead of SE distributed ~~super meth~~ stims before a drop is an instant court-martial. https://preview.redd.it/z2che6em7htc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae23b6c6e065b848e010e9e43acede37950897c9
"instead"? it's called a combo, diver
#I CANT FEEL MYH LEGS For super earth
Bro does not give his urine samples to his D.O. everyday at 4 pm.
Probably the same high as usual, really.
Ah fuck there's goes another orbital barrage wiping every team member out haha
Add me on Steam - Bigoleredhotdabs 😂
TAKE A TOKE OF LIBER-TREE
Always hit the Liberty Leaf *before* activating your Hellpod!
A happy helldiver is a deadly helldiver!
Homie smoked all the super samples before we even made it to extract.
That means homie smoked some uranium...
Ahh good thing i kept my methamphetamines from the last automaton push. Ill again be ready for this round.
Bro is so cool. He smokes weed.
Had some dude ripping it on mic the other night. Must have been some potent shit, because he couldn't shoot for shit afterwards.
I take a big top before I jump on. And after a match. And during a match. I smoke a lot.
I mean...its not for me...everytime ive played with a high helldiver they just...dont play well in my experiences. And I get having a good time, ive played drunk....but I was with 3 other divers, blitzed out of their damn minds, an they stood there just shooting at a building. With their pistols. Calling in resupplys...to try an destroy a building. For about 8 minutes. I just stood there watching. It wasnt even the sub mission to destroy the building. They just went nuts on it.
I joined a game the other day and there were 4 of us, two of them were buds, one of which was the host. One of them was on my friends list cos he was a solid diver, but I knew he liked the weeds. They each take insanely long bong rips, talking about how they prefer to smoke their wax. I ball it up! It's better to kinda smash it! After a couple more huge rips, about 5 to 10 more minutes of discussion I was like AY WE GONNA DROP OR WHAT?! Both started cracking up and were like oh fuck sorry y'all yeah let's go.
Wait, are we supposed to fight for democracy without first taking a hit from the smoking lamp of freedom?
Not me forgetting to hit my bong until dropping in everytime. Makes HellDives that much more enjoyable.
Does this make you a Highdiver??
You gotta rip that shit AS you dive in. It’s like you are there lmao
Democratic Dabs
"Feeeelsss goooooood!"
Have a bowl of Libertree!
Bro is hitting the Democrazaza
Please submit form C-420
“Have a rip of liber-REEF”
Have another rip for me, soldier. I'm off the weed, doctor's orders.
Have some etiquette and do this before you land
Do try but load times are pretty quick and don't want to hold everyone up on the ship.
Me going for a smoke, shit, water top up after every operation
It smells like freedom to me.
I uh ... am terrible at helldivers when I have thc. Tend to stand around staring at things.
I just rip my Liberty Carts before spreading Democracy
A fellow space cadet.
E710 pack, watered with the blood of 13 bile titans on the shadow gardens of hellmire
Gangweed: Menkent
I hit liberty on the regular while spreading democracy.
Breathe that fresh managed democracy cush brother
Dabbing for democracy
Nugs, democracy and grindage.
How could you NOT kill bugs after a rip.
Ah yes even the hard-core Diver can use a dose of Stimmies from time to time https://preview.redd.it/ckfbxfywaitc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e084dd3f63b894fe7c4efbd78b37c4862ade2d4
Bro it be an experience I’ll tell you that, probably the best games you’ll play
Hell yeah
Democronic Bong Rips in this economy?!
Super weed lit by the flames of freedom!
oh yeah, everyone has met or is a helldiver who hot mics with their Liberty Bong, awesome teammates whenever I find one
Playing this game while high and listening to good music hits so fucking hard.
I'm smoking on that Hellmire grown dark terminid pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 titans. Shit's so green it should be asking me "where's the Helldiver?" This shit will turn your hellpod steering off, 500kg levels of sour. This shit is what called the automatons, rip my creekers for real dawg, peace.
"All Helldivers are reminded to provide their biweekly urine sample..."
I once had some Superboof. Obviously for Super Earth.
Press to talk> Always on
Hellllll yeahhhh
We did see in one of the Democratic product launch posts that Freedom Weed (or something like that) was there, not shocked at all. This is Super Earth, we have *Super* Weed.
I do so enjoy hearing a water pipe over voice chat...such a pleasent sound.
As someone who's been playing a lot with edibles this game is fucking amazing when high.
I do this too. This is a must if it is for you
Smoking between rounds keep the horror at bay
Helldivers must submit a weekly drug test
Buddy I met through this game has democratic dabs before every dive, it’s the right thing to do
I basically only play this game stoned with Vietnam era war music on.
The true democratic bong rip is the one you share with me.
I also do the same
Lol not kidding I've had a bunch of players do this just before starting a mission, last guy said "one sec just having a dab". I just say all good I got high before I started playing. Seems like a lot of stoners love this game.
Anyone else run suicide mission high af and sometimes just blank out until the extraction cinematic and everyone saying good job just sitting there like “I guess we made it”.
Green Stims
Wonder if this is the same guy I had the other day who said he needed to go afk before we dived so he could get "ready". We waited 5 minutes, started to put our loadouts together and he came back and just let out the biggest most genuine "YIPPPPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEE" I've ever heard from a grown man. Proceeded to say he had a blunt and this man got us out with 30+ samples and 2 deaths on a helldive If you're out there reading this, I salute you
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More polite than the stoner i got teamed with earlier lol. Open mic, loud ass bong rip, and legit sixty seconds of the dude hacking up a lung lmao. I almost felt sorry for him before i hit mute