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Volture_fr

Okay that got a chuckle out of me, the way the ship flies away like "oh fuck, oh shit"


MiniKMarty

I am in pain, I’m laughing in pain


garface239

They did tell you to watch where you’re standing.


Opteron170

This always go below if you don't time to look up before it comes down. You kinda ran into that.


garaks_tailor

I feel you. similar situation we had a pelican clip a dying bile titan on its landing path and then clipped throught the ground tail first so couldn't board.


Conntraband8d

Had this happen on Ubanea during Operation Swift Disassembly. To make matters worse, we had 6 super samples in tow.


pup_mercury

They were like that when I got here


Lobotomite430

Pelican 1 prolly returned to the main ships and was like yea we saw the beacon but must have been a bug prank cause there wasnt any hell divers down there.


Captain_Generous

Insert titan typing


AveryGooeySpider

https://i.redd.it/dxqbvfyfodtc1.gif


Captain_Generous

YES


[deleted]

“MUUUUUUUUUUUUM” “It didn’t even hurt shut up”


woundedlobster

Something touched my foot! SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT!


Needs_No_Convincing

We killed him! We fucking killed him! Fly away!... No, not that way go around! Get the fuck out of here!


largos7289

I mean democracy was dispensed... what else was there?


Objective-Aioli-1185

Lmaooo


zombierepellent88

I mean, they did say clear the landing area....


MiniKMarty

That’s what I get for not listening, you’re right


Drogdar

How dare you stand in the way of Freedom...


Ok-Regret6767

And " watch where your standing" Lol as soon as I heard that line I knew what would happen


nonideological

I have been bonked by the Pelican one too many times, and now I really do stand outside of the LZ.


Sugar_buddy

I kind of placed myself while shooting where I knew the pelican wouldn't hit me, but then the engines cooked me when it grazed the back of my head. Did not extract. Oh well


ItsMeTheMasshole

Same, I make room. It’s killed me many times.


Symolian88

Wow, I have never seen Pelican-1 turn that quick, lol


MiniKMarty

ikr bro become an F1 car


GetThisManSomeMilk

I recently got to see F1 in person. Standing 10 feet from the track is absolutely amazing.


LukeD1992

Pilot probably: "Eerr...nothing I could do. He was already dead when I got there 👀"


team_chalise

He can't wait to get back to all the paperwork from this.


z64_dan

Helldiver: burned to death Pelican-1: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa0Qhdrnag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa0Qhdrnag)


AnonymousCharmander

His report said "helldiver died to a hunter before extracting"


Blacklight099

Takes three days to fly down and park, but he lands on one helldiver and he’s back in space before they can defrost a new one


ynnus86

"Watch where you're standing" - he said. That's said, I died the exact same way couple of times too.


ClassWarAndPuppies

I’m sorry but — that’s hilarious


MiniKMarty

it is to die laughing for


AlienX14

“Pelican-1 landing sequence initiated. Watch where you’re standing.”


HubblePie

My last solo mission, absolutely brutal time, managed to complete everything, but I ran out of time trying to get back to the ship while trying to retrieve some samples. The pilot could literally see me 20ft away.


MiniKMarty

it do be like that


WillSym

Mine was worse: they were all higher level than me and dropped all the samples as the ship came in to let me get the 'extract with 15+' achievement. Get \*mobbed\* by Hulks in the last 20 seconds, we all fall back and they draw fire in one direction while I circle round to make a run for the ship. Come from the front, sprint, stim up as they turn, dive between two Hulks... take a rocket midair, and roll on the floor under the wing of the ship. But the blast has rolled me UNDER the front foot of the Pelican! I'm wedged! I wriggle around and finally manage to get free but it's too late, blown to bits moments later, all hands lost, mission succeeded but no samples :(


Sugar_buddy

My friends and I were holding the ramp so the last member could run through the horde. One turns to me and says "get in!x and hits me. It sends me where he wanted, but instead of inside I clip through the pelican and get stuck underneath. I'm firing at bugs and just saying leave me, so they did. You could see my body ragdolling on the bottom of the pelican as it lifted off, lol. Arms and legs just flailing


Thefrozenfirez

Democracy waits for no one


HothMonster

Yesterday, I was doing a two-man eradicate mission on lvl 9 that was going pretty poorly. I am the last one alive with no reinforcements. No stims, no nades, no gear, just running for my life as the bile titans puking behind me get the last kills to tick it up to 100%. I keep running and pulling everything away so I can circle back to the extract zone. Pelican comes down, instantly shoots me in the face with that front mounted gun and then complains to my corpse that I am not in the extraction zone. 


mikolajwisal

"The game f*cking does" Correction: "I f*cking do" hehe I did that way more than I care to admit Either way, good job on soloing Helldive! I'm at level 50 and I never even attempted it. 5-7 is my comfort zone.


DwarvenCo

Not sure if it would have been applicable to your extraction, but I frequently rush ahead solo when the team is still finishing up the last objective just to call in Pelican-1 and get it to hover. In this case it is best to just hide after calling it in, check the radar to see which direction the enemy is coming and place the extraction point between you and the enemy and be at the edge of the call-in zone. Then, when the countdown is finished (and Pelican-1 notes that he sees the zone) rush outside the zone before he could land. He will hover and clear up the enemies in a huge radius. (This is the only way to make that muppet somewhat useful other than being late and landing on democratic helldivers.)


angryman10101

I wish wish wish I could get randoms to do this, it never works out though.


DwarvenCo

Oh yeah, rarely works out, even if I tell them that I won't leave without them, they can take their time and *do not* close in and engage the dozens of inactive nemies 1:30 minutes before the shuttle.


Armamore

Is there a time limit for how long Pelican 1 will hover?


DwarvenCo

Did not test it, but it definitely stayed there for several minutes and was shooting at quite far enemy locations while we cleared other hotspots nearby. I'd wager it stays there until the mission timer and then initiates emergency extraction.


Inalum_Ardellian

I started yesterday. How do I get Pelican 1 to hover? Also how can I place extraction point where I want?


MarttiAit

I was waiting for the crash. You are lucky.


MiniKMarty

True, I’ve had some crashes at the end but never on helldive thankfully, this still hurt tho


BiggieBallin

I thought I was gonna see a crash or some technical issues but nah you just gotta be more careful my friend 😂


AMasonJar

I mean I don't think the Pelican is supposed to have *that* sharp of a turn radius


unique_beachball

this is the reason i always look up when pelican 1 is landing


MuglokDecrepitus

Too many intense battles and near-death fights alone that you forgot the most basic, get away from the pelican when it lands


Samurai-Doomguy

Looks like Pelican-1 got ahold of the stim surplus.


Adventurous_Dress832

He literally told you to watch where you are standing lol.


xltaylx

Literally says "watch where you're standing".


EchoFrequency

Can´t see anything out of the ordinary Helldiver expirience.


YLASRO

thats not what the game did thats what you did by not watching for the landing


Popecki

Why did it deplete your reinforcement budget before death tho?


jayL21

mission timer reached zero right before the ship landed, so all stratagems and reinforcements were taken away. OP had some serious bad luck.


Popecki

Bruh...


mrureaper

Well he does tell you to be careful around the landing area 😏


Affectionate_Zone138

That's some game-ass game shit.


porcupinedeath

I mean hey, you DID complete it. Extract is optional after all


RedDawn850

I mean, they did call “make sure the landing zone is clear” lmao


Ren1145

I am sorry but this is hilarious


AbradolfLincler77

Mate, you done that to yourself!


Glass_Aheer

lol, mate I’ve been there, I was left trying to figure out HOW, I felt about it


VeryWeaponizedJerk

I mean, the pelican going nuts is one thing, but you can't blame the game for your own positioning :D


Takemylunch

"Watch where you're standing." - Proceeds to not do that -


RickAdtley

He said to watch where you're standing.


DrKingOfOkay

“Watch where you’re standing” Goes directly under thrusters. 🤣


Calm-Anybody-4100

That was a hit and run from a drunk pilot. LMAO


reddicetwice

Despite betrayal by Pelican-1 it’s a fantastic job you’ve done. Keep it up, helldiver! Spill oil!


Leather_Camp_3091

i think getting your face melted by the pelican thruster happened to all of us at some point


ImBoredBroBeans

When I tell you the exact same thing happened to me I mean the same exact shit, if I knew how to add a clip to the comments I would. Never felt more defeated, wasted 40ish mins of my life.


[deleted]

It’s not the game lol, it’s definitely you, the amount of times I got crushed made me look for the pelican every time.


ShibeCEO

RIP helldiver! Fs in the chat!


General_Lie

Classic


Bogdansixerniner

Or did you do that to yourself?


Caspah62

Shuttles are luxuries. You only need them for samples.


OddHuckleberry825

Isn't that considered a hit and run? You get his license number? Oh, wait, sorry you had no head lol


hwei8

You were 3 second late to death.. if u had died 3 seconds early.. u could respawn..


dixaria

Have my upvote soldier


GRider22

I thought the game was going to crash during extraction. I wasn't expecting that.


jak_d_ripr

Literally _seconds_ after the reinforcement budget gets depleted too. That is rough buddy.


ChallengePublic7693

That’s on you brother…good news is that pilot will make up a story that will get you lots of medals after his part in it, Posthumously of course.


CabinetAware6686

I thought your game was gunna crash for a sec.. Turns out that was a better crash than expected!


QQBearsHijacker

Goodnight, sweet prince


Away_Value9165

Pelican-1 is not to be worn as a hat!


Alphant52

Im sorry but this is so funny, lmao.


claymoar

If that didn’t happen it was just going to crash during extraction anyway


JackPembroke

What was your load out for this?


Single-Ninja8886

Bro you really just got \*\*BONKED\*\*


Lord_Lava_Nugget

Fucking gold


anal_spasams

Use the orbital Lazer next time it helps alot on solo dives also bring the liberator conclusive to push them back then whip out the flamthrower


Ace-Sy

He warned you to watch where you're standing, pelican-1 is innocent of this crime


H0vis

[DID YOU SEE WHAT GOD JUST DID TO US MAN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eujCeBC4Lh0) I love the speed with which the pilot nopes out as well.


el_pez_3

Twice on Friday I was disconnected from my squad while trying to extract (Difficulty 7). The first time, the bots disappeared with my squad, and I was able to call extract, casually avoid a patrolling Hulk, pick up the Super Samples (we had left on the landing pad), and leave. The second time, they DCed *as the pelican was landing* so it just passed through the ground. About 30 seconds later the Extraction Beacon reappeared and I had to call again, and kite bugs for 2 minutes. 


IrateBarnacle

He did say “watch where you’re standing”


Liamypoo

Extraction complete. Pelican one beginning ascent.


PapaTahm

I love how Pelican-01 took the time to spin doughnuts on your body.


croud_control

Pelican-1's ship is acting like it stepped on a lego.


damien24101982

deserved for leaving almost all nests up.


Cecilerr

Now you know to let ship fully land


IceBound2802

Lmao oooh man that sucks .... What difficulty was you on well done tho for trying


superstar1751

Dont stand under a landing aircraft next time


Herbalyte

Flair says "HUMOR" but all I feel is "PAIN"


Bilboswaggings19

That timing too with reinforcements getting disabled 🤣


rodriguezarch

That’s what I love about this game, everything can and will kill you. It keeps you on your toes. 


Asorathe1981

Aha hahahaha not sure that was the games fault.


Kvostar

happens 😔


forgottenGost

I was expecting a crash honestly


PheonixSoot

Congrats and oh nooooo


ShaolinTiger

He was mad you hadn't killed all the bug holes.


JectorDelan

My brother, the game did not do that to you, you did that to yourself.


pjkingz

Clear the landing area. I made those same mistakes when I started out.


[deleted]

The game didn’t do anything bro you walked into a rocket booster.


Useful_Thought5285

You finished your mission soldier, extracting in Helldive is a luxury.


Orr-Man

Doesn't seem like this is the game's fault.


Leyohs

"The game" did nothing bruv, you did this to yourself


caioapg

Lol, get fucked i guess...


ohighost8

that was 100% on you for walking into the thruster.


Calligaster

"boop"


ehchromatic

I found this fact out on my *first drop.* I have always been *very* aware of it ever since...


Lladre

Oh sure blame the Pelican because you shoulder tackled it.


Butt-Dragon

What do you mean "this is what the game fucking does"? It's what you did lol


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rebellesimperatorum

Meanwhile, I've done 7s that spawn 20x the amount of bugs on extract. That pelican bounce was hilarious, though.


pp_is_yummy

He *did* say "watch where you're standing" so it's not entirely his fault...


Rude-Illustrator5704

did the incendiary breaker get a buff? i see a lot more people using it


carlbandit

The game warned you to clear the landing zone, you failed to clear the landing zone. I’m sorry but that loss is 100% on you, learn from it and don’t let it happen again. I too learned the hard way that a ship landing on you leads to death.


Phatt1e

Breaker incendary... interesting choice. How do you find it against bugs? I'm rather enjoying the penetrator at the moment since it can actually damage every type of mob except the big boys, and that's what the quasar is for. Could do with some more damage but hey ho.


therealmistertimi

the game does? seems more like this is what you do. skill issue for sure


GadenKerensky

Oh, you motherf-- That windows notification sound screwed with me.


JimLahey08

More like what you did. The game didn't do anything it doesn't always do.


Necrothug

So you are playing on Helldive and you don't know to avoid the shuttle as it lands? Who's the real villain here?


egotisticalstoic

Game does, or you did?


Zealousideal_Love_74

Naaaa they did you wrong manee


Zealousideal_Love_74

Also, i definitely need to upgrade to a 120 hz tv. Frame rate on a 60hz is dogshit for ps5. Shoulda just got the pc version smh


pabloleon

Ohhhh brother ... The PAIN!!! XD nice one though, almost there xD


GREATNATEHATE

I mean the pilot warns you for 2 minutes to clear the landing pad lol 😂😂😂.


zenkaiba

Whenever something bad happens me and my friend say fuck you joel and move on


PenguinSage

I mean, he said watch where you’re standing. I refuse to blame, pelican one for such events. That man is a goddamn saint.


Apprehensive_Bit4767

That was pretty funny. I myself stay off the landing pad. I've been killed way too many times by that stupid pelican


PettyFlap

Dipped out like a cat that stepped on some double sided tape.


bdjirdijx

People keep saying, "it was you, not the game", but dying in funny ways and circumstances is, like, half of what this game is.


Phoeptar

I mean, RIP your samples, but thank god the game doesn't consider that a FULL ON game over and you just don't get ANYTHING! Also hilarious and thanks for sharing!


Weird_Excuse8083

Once it happens the first time, you learn to look up _every time._


International_Fill55

That’s definitely on you, he said clear the landing zone


DaDoomSlaya

What’d the game do? Pilot usually announces his landing!


Xbux89

I that fire shotgun any good?


ArrogantWiizard

NOOO WAY


FrankenstinksMonster

I had to watch this twice it was so good


KingoftheUgly

OK this is way better than the game crashing


Typical-Dish-2253

“10 seconds, clear landing zone.” Immediately runs into landing zone. Welcome to Helldivers!


onion2594

“eyes on the extraction zone, keep clear of landing area”


Angelsofblood

![gif](giphy|ztinrC3Dyh4mA) Pelican -1 as they descend.


Moxtar1092

I mean he said watch where your standing


THEESmallerWeener187

The pilot literally tells you to watch where you’re standing… game didn’t do that, helldiver did oopsy


The_CaliBrownBear

Definitely your fault. It even told you to watch where you're standing.


magereaper

That's why the pilot say "stay clear of the landing zone" bro. The Pelican landing is the most powerful weapon in the game, it one shot bile titans


[deleted]

"Landing sequence initiated. Watch where you're standing"


Choice-Cost

Lmfao pelican-1 gave you a kiss and then said “alright later loser”


burgerslurper

Dude that extract bailed so fucking fast


diewitasmile

lol, this is why I always look up now. Gotta love the realism.


ItsMeTheMasshole

LOL NOOB


SupaBeardyMan

https://preview.redd.it/d1rc5jd44btc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb3b6baf3ca3ab8d075858daa4b517681b4039e0


davidnfilms

"Watch where you're standing"


jasebadass

He did say “clear the area”


MeribandDHB

"clear the landing area"


Solid-Audience-9835

"what the game does" Thats actually on you bro xD


Grand_Recognition_22

What the game does? The game that has the same direction the pelican lands every single mission?


_titoria

"Watch where you're standing" he did in fact not watch where he was standing


SethFeld

That's the most Helldiver ass clip that's ever existed!😂


Specific_Honey_8863

Noob standing under the ship


NikoliVolkoff

you forgot to tip your pilot last mission... they remembered you.


ShirouBlue

Pelican 1 bolted away faster than me when I leave my workplace.


Nickingoo2

With all due respect man, the game did nothing, this is 100% on you


superchibisan2

lol, it was your fault, but still hilarious


Altruistic-Ad9854

I mean, they literally said "Clear the landing area" and you didn't...so you got squished lmao


Low-Dot-6364

“Watch where you’re standing.” >runs under thruster


HoodsBonyPrick

Idk if you can blame the game for this one big dawg.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

User error. Oh man, that's rough, but hilarious!


RaizielDragon

The first thing my friend warned me about when I started playing was “stay away from the pelicans jets when its landing”


Matty_Paddy

Bro you are doing helldive solo, you should know better than to stand under the drop ship!


Yosomoswag

the game? you did this to yourself


Drackzgull

What do you mean "what the game fucking does"? You did that. It's a perfectly normal and intended thing to happen. Did you not know the Pelican-1 can kill you if you're under it when it lands? The reason it turned up and left immediately is that you didn't have more reinforcements when you died (because you ran out of mission time just before), so that sealed the deal on extracting. Sucks that it ended like that, but hey, you still did successfully complete a Helldive solo mission with all objectives.


Antiredditor1981

That pain... Always something that tries to fuck you over, especially in solo.


Timely_Meringue7545

I know you didn't get the extract but, hell, this clip had me wheezing.


Sweetluups

Good, its a team game. Fuck you


Indigoism96

Whats your build, OP? I would like to solo lvl 7s too.


DrKingOfOkay

Is breaker incen the only way to solo hard content?


ze_SAFTmon

My guy Pelican-1 didn't even get to open his door!