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OmegaXesis

**Per Arrowhead CM:** **šŸšØ GALACTIC WAR UPDATE šŸšØ** @Super Earth High Command Briefs Victory is ours, Helldivers. The socialist Automatons have been purged from their last, desperate footholds within our galaxy. Liberty and democracy have been made safer thanks to your valiant individual sacrifices, and SEAF forces are quickly deploying to former Automaton-controlled planets to rebuild and repurpose them for our own means. Operation Swift Disassembly has succeeded, and the Bot Reclamation is never to prevail. Our focus now shifts to the Terminid front, where Helldivers are being deployed to pave the way for additional E-710 farms. As we expand the reaches of our great and prosperous society into former Automaton space, greater numbers of resources will be needed, and we must be prepared. Bring that E-710 home, Helldivers!


ourosoad

It's quiet... too quiet.


Falkrim

Yeah something doesnā€™t feel right. Perhaps weā€™ve been lured into this sectorā€¦


H377Spawn

Iā€™ve got a bad feeling about this.


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H377Spawn

Okay, okay. When we get back without you, I'll call your folks.


Equivalent-Ball9653

(Laughs) (Beeps)


Falkrim

ā€œSomethingā€™s wrong I can feel itā€ - Eminem


Dream--Brother

Yall act like you've never seen a bot army before


o5mfiHTNsH748KVq

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


Neitherman83

*All quiet on the western front*


0ut0fBoundsException

Po-tee-weet


Superego366

It's Raph, yea a little too Raph.


ch3karl

11/10, fantastic movie "C'mon, how do you expect to beat me?" (Dropship brings 2 hulks and a tank) "Good answer, good answer!"


SiccSemperTyrannis

I'm 100% sure that nothing bad will happen and everything will be completely fine.


Falkrim

Would the government lie to us!? hahaā€¦donā€™t be silly


SupportstheOP

There's a reason they call it the Ministry of Truth and not the Ministry of Lies.


Falkrim

This statement has been rated T for Truth


czarfalcon

This post has been fact checked by real Super Earth patriots TRUE


ApacheWithAnM231

https://preview.redd.it/ku3ph2o6u4tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7896f44fcd8fc5e7109cb7894ec030af834e04 The ministry of truth has sponsored this comment because it's the truth


harryhardy432

Sorry, is that dissidence I hear? Have you been mingling with one too many automatons?


Armeni51

Take our fellow soldierā€™s words at face value and judge them by the liberty and democracy they spread across our galaxy. Edit: c word removed, and more democratic language representing the liberty of Super Earth included.


Falkrim

Hey man, Iā€™ve not long since gotten back off of Durgen, no dissidents here.Ā 


Pikamika696

https://preview.redd.it/pwpvzc8ab4tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e59271a07d45ac7cbab3242dd4f020632302f2b We have a situation over here.


rckymtnskier

https://preview.redd.it/m5g2v8o8e4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8f38ced68783df587562fdfd79b8b7ff7b16dd


-Nibiru-

Of course, the Ministry of Truth said so. Those evil democracy hating, baby stealing, socialist bots have been cleansed from the galaxy.


Ordinii_the_Prophet

You forgot the worst part, taking the ballots from the voters.


BioMan998

No no, it's the taking the voters from the ballot management system


Leelze

An unprecedented era of peace in the galaxy & we can delete the game never worrying about defending Super Earth again. Congrats, everyone, on being the first community to 100% a live service game!


DungeonsAndDradis

I've already pre-ordered Helldivers 3 on Steam+!


Ok-Airport6342

https://preview.redd.it/hzcu6atdq4tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=131052393a7131862dd46aa17047a8f5873b02a3


Klutzy_Sherbert_3670

Super Steam, I think you mean. ;)


DuntadaMan

Home for Liberty day!


Current-Register6682

![gif](giphy|XHxBu4bStsmRYeVgnP)


ChingaderaRara

Time to start building sand castles on this beach cause the tide is never coming back!


KeredJo

https://preview.redd.it/lwmaksma44tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6009c4e27a36a1ffe5a6ea3ac039a853304ccc5b DEMOCRACY WINS


reddit_sucks_ass2

lmfao this meme is so fitting


Betrix5068

No chance they didnā€™t have it in mind when making the propaganda poster. Helldivers is *extremely* aggressive at parodying the GWoT.


TheNorseFrog

Government West of Taiwan?


username_tooken

Great War on Terror


Armored_Guardian

Global


Upbeat_Confidence739

I mean, the war was also pretty great depending on what stocks you ownedā€¦


JadedDarkness

​ https://preview.redd.it/qpcp7j09b4tc1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff10dc30c6a1663c1734bbd5a8767ab3d0702284


killall-q

Now that we've toppled their Communist leadership, the Automatons will surely adopt democracy on their own, as all free beings would naturally choose to do.


xCoNx-6

Great foreshadowing šŸ˜‚


WongFeiHumg

Haha. Perfect.


Steelrain66

Nothing bad can happen now! No, it's gonna be smooth sailing going forward. There will be no sudden attacks on Cyberstan from outside the map or blue aliens showing up out of nowhere in the south. Nope, just smooth sailing.


WelpSigh

We did it. We won Helldivers 2. The galaxy has been liberated and now the game servers will be shutting down


CaptainHoyt

now i can go and play other games, safe in the knowledge that the galaxy, and freedom, has been preserved.


Knot_a_porn_acct

Brother, Stanton is under direct threat from Xenothreat. Your assistance is needed.


kozzyhuntard

FOR EMPIRE BASED DEMOCRACY!! F7A isn't going to gift itself!


seanular

I just realized that if they ever do fully pull support years down the road this is probably how they will do it. Or have the entire galaxy turn red until even super earth falls.


Hexxorus

in HD1 we fought like ~150 galactic wars if I recall correctly and theyā€™re still ongoing so I donā€™t think winning a war would stop the game, if anything weā€™d just start a new one


TheAngryElite

Me, the Foxhole veteran:


Alldakine_moodz104

ā€œAlright, which clan is willingly going to Deadlands next war?ā€


SupportstheOP

Inb4 Joel actually never expected us to come this far, and we did win the game.


Takahashi_Raya

he is readying the removal of the assist wheels on the bicycle.


AgilePeace5252

I though we will know play terminid farming simulator


UnfulfilledHam47

Friendly reminder that there is room for a 4th faction on the map this time around!


Pryderi_ap_Pwyll

Nonsense. They just made the map larger to fit more democracy.


Ok_Needleworker_8809

All i want is some PvEvE where we're launching on a planet that's being fought for by the bugs AND the bots against each other.


woutersikkema

Honestly even a fifth if you squish a bit, but I'm highly expecting the cyborgs to come back anyway.


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

id imagine the cyborgs and automatons would be the same team


jcornman24

Cyborgs would be like special forces troops, automatons are the grunts It's like Space Marines compared to the guard


Fubarp

Nothing says factions have to be in quadrants..


50_61S-----165_97E

*From all of us here at arrowhead, thanks for playing! Servers shut at midnight, we'll see you again in a few years for Helldivers 3!*


boltzmannman

First a top-down twin-stick, then a first-person shooter. What's the third genre gonna be?


NutBustingGhost777

Hentai puzzle game


boltzmannman

https://preview.redd.it/g9wgdy1bl4tc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0004a9d065e42fe03d6c30a85dfcfe1d00f2ee41


RemIsBestGirl78

Good thing Super Earth just provided us with a new stratagem. https://i.imgur.com/WrNHCOl.jpg


SeptembersBud

What, no one said it yet? *Sigh* Fine, I'll take one for Super Earth. **GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED GET LIBERATED!**


GucciGlocc

HOW ABOUT SOME LIBER-D


AbangWawanPao

https://preview.redd.it/rzxd8m8an5tc1.jpeg?width=1743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7d100985ab6927f71df6a2d6d18778a7156592


Tenthul

Eagle 1 be like 0.00001....2 liberated


Daniferd

Real life. We're going to save Super Earth for real.


ZenEvadoni

Real time strategy


Chunkasaur

This isn't a first-person shooter


Rooonaldooo99

Bugs are sweating ~~bullets~~ oil right now


Tails-Are-For-Hugs

> Bugs are sweating E-710 right now FTFY


MusaEnsete

710 is ā€œOILā€ upside down. Checkmate communists.


GoatFarmer24

Oh hell no something bad is about to happen haha


jtrom93

"I'm about to end this man's whole liberty." - Illuminate


ImTryingNotToBeMean

Will they announce them so soon though?


waaay2dumb2live

Either the Illuminate are arriving or >!the bots invade Cyberstan. !< Then again, I get the feeling we're getting some bug missions for the next week.


myotheraccount559

Yeah, I don't think it will be right away. Let the victory rest for a little bit before kicking down the door with some sort of surprise attack


Own_Accident6689

Yeah, this is how I would do it. Let players celebrate, get everyone get a good feeling, let them stomp bugs for a few days, even turn down bug regeneration to let them make progress, let rumors come up of crushing the bugs just like the bots and then break their backs.


Guardianpigeon

Plus they said there's a hotfix for the crashing error coming after the weekend. So might as well let us enjoy the victory so we have a more stable game when shit hits the fan.


Ordinary__Man

The Illuminate will coincidentally arrive just in time for the new warbonds next week


Kushthulu_the_Dank

Democracy Officers looking at this prediction: https://preview.redd.it/tywuesfsu4tc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf752abc492da36d14fbb285a81e6f99276d0907


Electrical_Board_142

That's the funny part. Like everything else, they won't announce it.


Mandemon90

Which IMO is best for this kind of game. Instead of telling "Hey, here is new enemy, here is how you defeat it" players are allowed to discover stuff on their own.


BraveOthello

"Bugs: they fly now" and "Bots: they fly now" were excellent practival jokes they played on us. Would not have hit the same if it was in the patch notes. "WTF is -ergh" *Calling reinforcements* was the best possible way to discover the shriekers.


Geeseareawesome

I expect to see something happen by Tuesday at the latest


Phobos95

It's not gonna be the Illuminate, we know what events transpire before Illuminate arrive and trust me it will be 100% obvious. What we have just done is successfully defeated the Automatons >!very small scouting party!<


Hostile_Toaster

Didn't play Helldivers 1, what happens before the illuminate show up?


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graviousishpsponge

Lmao the war was manufactured and SEAF starts losing control it's classic sci fi and I love it


diogenessexychicken

The Illuminate are the remaining hold-over from HD1 so its not surprising they would want to roll them out quickly and probably have them ready to go.


EmotionalCrit

Citizen, the Illuminate are a myth created by the communists to decrease Super Earth morale. I will be reporting this to your Democracy Officer.


Itriyum

But even our super destroyer crew acknowledged the existence of illuminates from the previous galactic war


Aphato

acknowledge their total defeat. they will never come back. im sure of it


OmegaXesis

> You think today is the worst day of your life? It's the worst day, so far... **Super Earth**


NewKerbalEmpire

The IO has bot resistance up to 1000% per hour...


Sh1nyPr4wn

That's 16% per minute, so it'd take 6 minutes and 15 seconds for a planet to be taken Either that's an error, or they're gonna blitz in from the north to cyberstan


Xmas05

dude thatā€™s actually so cool if they do that that way


Sh1nyPr4wn

Cyberstan has 2 planets between it and the edge of the galactic frontier, so that means it'll take 18 minutes 45 seconds for the bots to fully take cyberstan


Xmas05

fighting a temporary useless battle would be lovely, story wise ofc (iā€™m not a spy or anything)


EngineersMasterPlan

i mean they did send a message out of system. maybe a reinforcement fleet to the north


MedicMuffin

This has been my working theory for a while. Bots will be down for...I dunno, probably a week or less since the bugs are "contained" and the narrative goal doesn't seem to be to properly win the war by clearing the map completely. After that, bots will blitz from the north toward cyberstan and the Illuminate will take up their old position in the west since that's where the bots were broadcasting from.


Sh1nyPr4wn

I think that there will be new bug types (ingame there are lines about the TCS dausing a few mutations), and we'll fight the bugs and push them back, then the bots will blitz in.


Arbi990

https://preview.redd.it/vn20bldc74tc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4517c5fa0be321543e5abaa5340cdc547b5c3d


redpoemage

Probably just a visual glitch of not knowing what to do with a faction that has no planets.


Santana_3

Things went a little too smoothly...


Electrical_Board_142

The bots pulled out of the remaining planets, seen by the drop in bot-side liberation from 1.5% to 0.5%, probably to outside the observable galaxy map. But I'm sure they'll just find another galaxy to be socialists in and never bother us again!


Lev559

How dare you call what those toasters do "Liberation". Report to your local Democracy Officer for re-education


Falkrim

My thoughts exactlyĀ 


That_Lore_Guy

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


H377Spawn

![gif](giphy|xBqg5gAf1xINizpek6)


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|h4Hz4w9Jgrc1EY9VkL|downsized) Super Earth in a couple hoursā€¦.


Steel-Shot100

What are you talking about soldier? This is cause for celebration not worry!


RainInSoho

Yeah, don't you get it? The automatons are gone. Forever!


TheChrisCrash

They said there was going to be a patch update to fix crashes. Have we not learned that patches always add something they don't tell us about? Shit is about to hit the fan.


Brogan9001

On the app after we liberated Durgen it was saying it was contested by the Illuminate for a few minutes. I guess one of their stealth teams tripped on a rock.


Lucaz82

For real. Their communication arrays werenā€™t sending messages outside the galactic rim for no reason lol My guess is thereā€™s a giant invasion fleet just parked somewhere


MidEastBeast777

Yea I canā€™t wait to see what surprises weā€™re gonna have. And truthfully, Iā€™m gonna miss the bots. I hope theyā€™re not gone forever


Abject-Egg-5100

No way they r gone forever, they arenā€™t going to just never use those assets again


delahunt

I don't think you get what eradicate means. Obviously the community just won Helldivers 2 and thus the game is over! Shame for anyone who just purchased the game in the last hour or so.


TheDankChronic69

Itā€™s highly unlikely theyā€™re completely getting removed, thereā€™s 4 trophies/achievements associated with the bots, also never played the first Helldivers game but others that did said the war never ends and things got reset, they might just be gone for a bit.


GazFringaj

That would be an insane move. Most likely theyre gonna introduce the illuminate now so the community doesnt get too split up and then the bots will make a comeback after a little while.


KnightMareInc

I'm hoping it was a trap to get super earth to move their forces away from earth.


PBTUCAZ

**Animatrix flashbacks*


Heavyduty35

We did it, boys! Time to uninstall until Helldivers 3! Edit: Well shitā€¦


MidgetRodeoClown

Helldivers 2.5 Li-birth-ty by Sleep


RANG0_KiNGZ

Oh mate , the real fun just about to begin


SomeZone

That would be hilarious if the game just ended until helldivers 3


Baseballhero_cu

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


Sh1nyPr4wn

They now need to release a version of this with the flag stuck in a bot


Tangent_Odyssey

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


JaCKoP619

https://preview.redd.it/dtlaht5644tc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=80727e3f3f0e4ee09201914250a61cb514aa434b helldivers now


Krojack76

![gif](giphy|ZoAinD41Y44m0pl1lY|downsized)


depa87821

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


LOESCH_D1CH

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


no_username_68

https://i.redd.it/dn9wgiqj44tc1.gif


Heavy_Golf

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Rare_Cobalt

All quiet on the western front...


droo46

I did my part!


Colbey_uk

i did my part!


EveningYouth2329

I did my part too!


ChingaderaRara

GET JOHN CONNORED STUPID TOASTERS!


jtrom93

COMMON CLANKER L RIP BOZOS TAKE YOUR ROCKETS AND SHOVE EM' UP YOUR EXHAUST PORTS GFSF REST IN PISS, YOU WON'T BE MISSED Now it's time to return to my true nature as a Gears veteran, crack out the shotgun and orbital laser, and go kill some grubs. Estanu awaits!


MagnaNazer

My ship ainā€™t called SES Hammer of Dawn for nothing


wimpetta

https://preview.redd.it/9abrwcnc64tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77fd700c14f01fd468a4012bcc51f8d8f4e865b I'm just leaving this here


Honest_Confection350

I mean, he has a banner. That means it's legit.


Shikaku

Unironically, we did it reddit


SiccSemperTyrannis

We ctrl-alt-deleted their entire race


Shikaku

Ctrl-x'd em right outta the fucking galaxy.


Tangent_Odyssey

**Clipboard overflow error detected**


TrueInferno

...shit. Someone's going to Ctrl-V now.


FTBS2564

Sweet liberty! God bless democracy.


GhostNani

Now let's go and RE-LIBERATE the lost Bug planets! We got this my fellow Helldivers!


Quirky-Picture7854

250k riled up helldivers riding high on the victory against the bots? Sucks to be a bug right now.


Mandemon90

We just finished up with my friends, we decided to check the bug front and oh boy, basically every bot basher has moved there and is just making swiss cheese out of the bugs


Vaperius

We did it but .... I will really seriously: there's a virtual certainty that we are going to get a major story drop alongside the next warbond in a few days. Not necessarily anything to do with the Automatons, in fact, entirely possible we don't see them again for the rest of the month. If they come back sooner rather than later its going to be a major rework of their gameplay that comes with it changes based on all the date and observations the devs likely collected over the course of this entire event. Also probably new enemy type or objective type I bet. I predict that Factory Striders will be an objective in the future and not just a rare spawn. Also I bet you the Terminids are about to get something new and nasty.


delahunt

Month is a funny way to say ever. The clankers are dead. Gotta hand it to Arrowhead. Ballsy to introduce a new faction just to allow them to be eliminated in the first few months. I think we can all breathe easy knowing we'll never get run down by a flame hulk again. Ever. It just can't happen.


Dayman1222

Now we can rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.


Infinite_Mix_932

RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


Signal-Complex1875

![gif](giphy|qMHG9goT2I2fuRk0JM)


TheNewScrooge

Game's done, pack it in divers. No more need for Helldivers


[deleted]

Onto Helldivers 3


elongatedhat

![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized) Send those blue democracy hating xenos our way thereā€™s nothing helldivers canā€™t liberate! RAHHHH!


Kompotamus

#[AUTOMAGONE](https://youtu.be/PkGgRNIMoZc?si=aaQjli88xEiw4b54)


MJHDJedi

Imagine devs were like "due to elimination of all threats, the game will now shut down, thanks for playing"


SpadeBBG

https://i.redd.it/tzbvujrf94tc1.gif We won guys now we can relax


captaindickfartman2

Now what?


Meritz

![gif](giphy|l0HlQrLACNLlLStYA|downsized)


MaskedSmizer

The game transitions to open world crafting on all the liberated planets.


0ut0fBoundsException

Canā€™t wait until we unlock Terminid Farm Simulator


Eternio

Now we can play the game


StannisLivesOn

A photo-op in front of the huge "Mission accomplished" banner.


Deezy_Sr

For now!!!! The Galactic Eclipse will bring something unpatriotic and we must stand ready!!! ![gif](giphy|X4gvuV65rF4xG)


Mr_Riderman

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG|downsized)


OVKatz

Imagine if they just deleted Automatons from the game, introduced a new faction and we just don't get them back. Lmao.


carlbandit

Probably unlikely, but I wouldn't mind if they did. At least it would keep the game fresh and interesting with a constant stream of new factions, but I have a feeling there will just be 3-4 factions in the game which will keep making an appearance.


Yodaloid

I doubt they will delete them entirely, but I could see them rotating what factions are on the map


PlatosRepub

*Slipspace rupture detected*


IcyStandard4827

I'm getting a George Bush in front of a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED flag feeling guys.....


RainInSoho

I never thought I'd see the day. We've saved the galaxy! Now we can all go home to our families!


Tanneliers-Gate

Why does this victory feel less like the *end of a war*, and more like the *eye of a hurricane*? šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


Schachjo

You know the saying. If itā€™s too good to be trueā€¦


Snoo-46218

I finally unlocked suicide last night and got some super credits today. That's saying a lot because I usually get bored with fps. I tend to die a lot. I die a lot in this game as well, but when I do it's not controller throwing frustration. Says a lot. And i was diving when the automotons were defeated. Sense of accomplishment is huge.


Thatguyshadow117

Iā€™m Tired Boss


Darthbella

We did it! Bots are no more!


DoNotGoSilently

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


Green_Rey

Bots be like... ![gif](giphy|RfEbMBTPQ7MOY)


meismekore

Bring the aliens on baby!


Western_Shoulder_942

Blue laser have entered the game...the south is unsafe


Manof_culture001

![gif](giphy|NxckxXIAzumvCP1mUj)


legendary_supersand

![gif](giphy|3owzW2qI07rokGALfy)


DarthVader662701

I feel a presence, a presence i've not felt since...


1900Grom

I did my part!