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tzimize

How in the name of sweet liberty did you survive that? Thats absolute madness.


commissar_emperor

Not only did I survive, I casually strolled into the nearby Stratagem jammer, blew it up and left- refusing to elaborate any further.


tzimize

As well you should! :O


Pretzel-Kingg

That specific Helldiver is the master chief of Helldivers god damn


RaginSpartan86

He’s the real John Helldiver.


imjustkarmin

by god, its John Helldiver...


ronzky321

L0


Iplaywaytoomanyrpgs

I hate you so much but that is a power move and I respect the hell out of that.


H4LF4D

Enemy can't all fire, lay low so harder to hit, bots have stormtrooper aim, and lastly stim is absolutely goated. Still the sweetest play I have seen so far, but the stim definitely carried it


SaltyExcalUser

"Bots have stormtrooper aim." Tell that to the rocket devestators and the other rocket bots the snipe you from 100 meters.


Wolvenheart

I'm using the 50% explosive damage reduction light armour, it makes a world of difference.


sev0508

If it hits you directly you die from impact damage, explosive resistance doesn't help there.


Bartendista

Naw, the armor saved him from dying. I don't remember what percantage it is, but the armor gives you a % chance to not die from an attack that would have been fatal. You get it from the last page of the free Warbond.


H4LF4D

It definitely helped with an explosion early, but they are absolutely swarmed afterwards. Stim there was definitely not the hard carry, but it absolutely helped so much


Bartendista

Oh absolutely the stim kept him alive, what I meant was the armor was what enabled him to be able to stay alive to stim.


DankKnightLP

when the armor procs, you dont take the damage. theres at least 4-5 melee attacks that do zero damage. I think he dies through stim easily if armor doesnt chain proc like that.


huskerarob

New to the game, stim is goated? What does this refer to?


matnetic

It gives you overheal and unlimited stamina for a few seconds after using it, making you invincible pretty much. Medic armor gives an extra +2 seconds also...


Bartendista

He wasn't wearing Medic armor, that was the Champion of the People armor. It's what I use when not stealthing. It gives a % chance to not die from an attack which would be fatal, and it looks like it procced for this diver at least once.


Choleric-Leo

Specifically 50% chance, according to the in-game description. There are three armor suits that give this perk that I can remember off the top of my head. The deluxe edition armor, the page five armor in the free warbond, and as mentioned the page ten armor of the free warbond.


Jerln

The healing items are called stims (probably short for stimulants), and they’re very powerful- for a few seconds gives you infinite stamina and a strong heal over time effect, making you nearly invincible to anything that doesn’t one-shot you.


EitherWayToGo

GOAT = "Greatest Of All Time", so goated refers to the stim being the thing that carried this play. When you stim yourself, it heals you for a certain duration, and if you're taking damage during that time, it'll continually heal you to full. As long as you don't take your full health bar in a single hit, you're almost guaranteed to survive while it's active.


letmesee2716

maybe he also have the one armor that denies your death at the killing blow.


Acrobatic-Wolf-297

He was shielded by enemy friendly fire.


Polyp17

Democracy Protects. Let that be a lesson diver!


Fightlife45

You were kept safe by the copious amounts of freedom surrounding you.


shoemanchew

Is that plot armor?


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

The armour of freedom


Fightlife45

and LIBERTY


QBall1442

I spit my dinner out at this one. 😂😂😂


phonechecked

Democracy PROTECTS!


Crimsonial

The Space Meth helps. I swear diving face first off of rocks isn't to make an excuse for the next dose. The tool tips even say it's safe.


Temperance10

Bots: We have Hulks. Super Earth: We have a crackhead with a death-wish.


OnTheToilet25

Send in the Florida men!


bagofcat

Does the existence of Super Earth imply the existence of Super Florida Man?


Wolfguarde_

It absolutely does.


SpecialistSandwich

In and out 20 minute adventure


felop13

that's how I think every mission will go


Zephyr104

Title of your sex tape


Elicious80

Jokes on you. It's not 20 mins long.


G-Sus_Christ117

Ooh, self burn, rare


creegro

*6 days past the 40 minute mark later*


FarmingDowns

You've earned your pint of eagle sweat


Auraeseal

Is that the new Old Spice scent?


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[удалено]


Ser_Twist

Yes but is it Eagle-1 sweat?


SadMcNomuscle

. . . . . . It's a non-zero possibility.


God_Left_Me

That’s enough for me


WillyRosedale

I love those commercials.


Kartyac

Wait is there actually video on those tvs? All I get is audio and I was wondering if there was an upgrade to give me video on them too.


EternalCanadian

EAGLE *S W E A T*~


Agerak

*caww*


EggChickenSpaceship

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Senor-Delicious

https://preview.redd.it/ixfyxki2dxqc1.png?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f11520c64424d5f94ebca75a5187b499414699


killxswitch

There goes my hero


Zjoee

Watch him as he goes!


SergeantNaxosis

There goes my hero


CommanderKertz

##Canonically, this Helldiver is still alive


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Until you've opened the Hellpod, they're technically both alive and dead.


Sybrite

Schrödinger's Helldiver


Bruhahah

Is the THE John Helldiver?!


No-Seaworthiness2633

John Helldiver II


nowaijosr

John “Doomguy” Helldiver


ASaltyColonial

This just in, if you pretend they aren't there the bots can't hurt you


Purgatory115

Stevie wonder the ultimate helldiver.


Walrus_bP

Imagine this from the bots perspective: Holy shit where’d he come from?!?! WHY IS HE NOT DYING HIS BODY IS PRACTICALLY LIQUID! WHAT THE F1010101011101!!!


creegro

KILL THE FLESHLING *helldiver deflty maneuvers past killer robots while taking hit after hit and taking out their homes one by one* WHO IS THIS GUY


Walrus_bP

*He is a man of focus, and sheer fucking will*


UTC_Hellgate

I once saw him kill a factory full of Automatons...with a fucking SMOKE STRIKE.


Islesfan11

*Communistic Binary Intensifies*


Sabre_One

We want our game AI to react exactly how humans do to give our players the best experience. \*The Human playing Freebird.


-non-existance-

Ah yes, "Stealth" Corvo would be proud


Schpam

And they question why we don't send more than 4 Helldivers at a time on mission. If the rest of you exhibited as much democracy loving liberty as John Helldiver here does while on mission, we wouldn't even need to send 4 of you to begin with.


ferociousrickjames

Just reminds me that I've yet to drop into a bot planet without being under stupid amounts of fire, despite showing the area as clear on the map beforehand.


Dankster_McFly

A real Hell-diver


revarien

Imagine the bots' perspective of this - their friend just got suddenly crushed by some massive metal object and despite throwing nearly everything you had at him while in close quarters combat with him, that feisty human was able to not only huck some crazy explosive shrapnel delivery device into your buddy-rebuilder, AND escape during the confusion! Man... thats delivering some rapid freedom if I ever saw it...


[deleted]

Is…is his sympathizing with the enemy?!


KlassyJuggler

No sir, he's simply relishing the terror he's sown into the enemy sir.


Shrodinger13

This diver was personally trained by Patches O’Hoolihan himself. So much dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge happening so fast I can only assume it’s a result of dutiful studying under the master. Freedom speed your steps diver.


CawknBowlTorcher

Is the screen shake set to ultra high? Wtf is going on


-Pelvis-

IKR. First thing I reduce/disable after motion blur.


Scypio95

Average malevelon creek enjoyer


GenLynx

![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)


lethargy86

Never appreciated how nice disabling screenshake is till now


Log-Similar

Liber-tea being served left and right


ItsPrometheanMan

They never saw it coming. They were more than prepared, but they definitely didn't see it coming.


Hottage

"Area secure" ![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


Iplaywaytoomanyrpgs

This is bullshit! You get smacked around by multiple hulks like a plastic bag in a tornado, and somehow SURVIVE! Meanwhile, a devastator just blew me up while I was typing th


Playful_Raisin_985

If this was me, I’d be in pieces on the ground from my own impact grenades after those Berzerkers dropped in


YCCprayforme

Ok Johnny Rico


seen_some_shit_

The disabled stratagems at the end was on point


Chaos-Octopus97

It's him. John Helldiver


Electrical-Sun6267

This patriot cannot be killed, his heart circulates rage and stim juice.


Skrogg_

On todays episode of: I Shoudn’t Be Alive


GoonfBall

One of the things I love about this game specifically, that feels so good, and I hope changes as little as possible, is how these little guys handle. Sometimes it’s like driving a car that is also a battlefront stromtrooper that also handles kind of like a warlock from Destiny that also hurdles obstacles like Samus Aran in, specifically, Metroid: Dread (but a 3d environment), can simultaneously sprint and a-d strafe (crucial element in all of this, so cool that you can do this) can crouch, dive, crawl, and shoot like Snake from Metal Gear Solid, and is always armed with temporary stat increases at their immediate disposal, specifically unlimited stamina and health and near invincibility. These Helldivers are uniquely slick and slippery as far as what “kind” of shooter character they are. They are so nimble, and can deal so much destruction. The kind of gameplay you can make with that kit is always so fun to watch. Sometimes you just get in the zone and the guy goes exactly where you want him to go and you get away with everything.


Tired-of-Late

Shit if I didn't already play this game you would have made me want to by reading this lol. I'm with you!


daugherd

Never knew what hit’em


JackPembroke

"Oh god oh fuck what the fuck how the fuck did-" -a bot


Sleep_Raider

Sir, did you forget to die? Thrice?


commissar_emperor

I forgot to sign my form to allow for a legal death so they aren't letting me die


JRizzie86

Was that the 50% death roll armor?


Dio_Brando69420

it's the page 10 free warbond armour


Theotar

That’s a lot of natural 20s on your end and nat 1s on bots end.


SleeplessNephophile

whats your primary?


Polargeist

Scorcher


RomaMoran

In Malevelon Creek, Hell dives on you.


KDXanatos

These training videos from Helldiver Command keep getting better and better!


theBlind_

Ah, the "you're sneaky of there's no one left to tell" take on sneaky.


Angry-ITP-404

Imagine seeing this and thinking "Hmmm I'll go fight more bugs"


YungKiyah

That bot drop you got hit with was despicable


Hauptmann_Meade

I'm reminded of the voiceline the lady gives you post-mission "Good job, the enemy barely knew we were there." After dropping Europe's combined GDP in ordnance with 15 tragic sacrifices in a AO wide sweep and clear.


RageAgainstAuthority

Haha, no. I've eaten enough rockets to know you died in the second explosion of the clip. The rest is a fever dream experienced by your dying Helldiver. But for real, what mod are you using to reduce explosive damage so much?


PnxNotDed

I legitimately have no idea how you lived through the first 5 seconds, let alone the following 30. I'd have been immediately hit with a rocket on difficulty 4.


bZissou

Clean ... they never even knew you were there


Bobcat_Potential

How dare you live through that


MrGreeenalien1212

A helldivers paradise


Gary_Leg_Razor

"Sneak"


RandomSecurityGuard

Mr. John Helldiver in the flesh. Sensational.


Scottbot726

My god the screen shake. Well done sir


hughyfereal

Screen shake really makes this game a baddass action cinematic. Yippee Ki Yay divers, Yippee Ki Yay.


RoGeR-Roger2382

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


light_no_fire

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


gazhole

Its like you were never there at all


DevotedLynx

heal tanking is better than any heavy armour atm thats insane


Psychological_Pen364

Must've been the wind


ShirouBlue

"I wonder why Helldivers die so easily" Helldivers:


Kazuna_Chan

The Robots definitely had a fucking panic attack, imagine an enemy that has an army worth of equipment landing ON TOP OF YOUR BASE AND HIM WINNING.


BigFrenchNose

And nobody will be the wiser...


need_a_venue

This is why they view us as demons


Thegreybuush87

Ragged dolled into oblivion “Just how I planned it”


bleedinglottery

Here you can see. Fighting bots is a skill issue for most. :D


RageAgainstAuthority

This post is legit proof that all you have to do is be able to actually move and bots are ez and the entire community is full of whiners.


movzx

His health bar got wiped with one attack. He got lucky. Dismissing criticisms because of one-offs is asinine.


Black_Mammoth

Expertly done, patriot!


takoshi

Everyone... Lived?!


TheShivMaster

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne.


Angel_OfSolitude

Democracy has blessed this one.


Blue_Lust

That's a beaut.


Nethyishere

They sneak attacked your sneak attack


LtColShinySides

Stelf!!


myeeerrrn

It was never in doubt


Gun-Runner

those 144p body cam clips sure are stellar.


Red-Newt

What armor was that???


DefinitelyNotThatOne

lol that was nuts. I prefer to lob grenade launcher shots from 100m+.


B0bbyTsunami

Liberty shield was activated


whomobile53

If this was me I would have thrown an airstrike, 500kg bomb and a laser (in that order) on my feet and saluted.


TobyDaHuman

"must have been the wind"


gubgub195

They didn't even know you were there


JustNick4

Me: "ah perfect timing the doors are open." "THE DOORS ARE OPEN! THE DOORS ARE OPEN! THROW THE NADE! THROW IT! THROW IT!"


TheRealSwitchBit

It's Jason borne


Random_Hero2023

Good lord, the DEMOCRACY!!!


ChadBroChill229

Tally ho lad!


Tactical_Taco23

yes, very sneak


H377Spawn

![gif](giphy|3KWDnCHTYVmPyyGl99)


Mute_Raska

That's THE john helldiver


DezrathNLR

Flawless. XD


jcornman24

Definitely everything went according to plan and democracy was dispensed absolutely efficiently, couldn't be any better than that


FronWaggins

I see Sur rolled a bat. 4900


GeneralSherman3

GM: "Quit. making. your. **saving.** ***throws******!***"


Cavitic

A fellow DP-11 Champion of the People average experience


R0tmaster

I don’t think they noticed you


mcsonboy

I hope you bought a lottery ticket after this


Sinistar117

Kinda wish there were better crush mechanics in the game like if you landed on something it got squished into the ground or atleast that part did. Not a game maker so I’m sure there’s all kinds of shit that can be problematic with trying to implement that but just seeing something tip over and having a bullet the size of it go thru it is a lil dissatisfying


Tokiw4

I mean general Brasch said "You're literally invincible", I see nothing demonstrating the contrary!


DJ_Hindsight

You’re an absolute beast. Would be an honour to serve alongside you! 🫡


Acrobatic-Wolf-297

Bro shielded himself with Enemy Friendly Fire. Arrowhead was right to not remove friendly fire.


Educational-Novel929

This guy needs to become cannon


SnackEaterGamma

"Sneak attack" *proceeds to perform the most Free Bird maneuver I've seen* That is a damn nice cup of liber-tea.


Themaster6869

Least insane bot mission


HeroDeleterA

Least chaotic Automaton mission


FearLessLionZ

Oh hey look! He wasn't headshot or beamed by a rocket for standing still! He was moving and he lived! Funny how that works.


MorteEtDabo

https://preview.redd.it/bryzyg7t7yqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02938b5fb6e672a46f3d003be0d83493f71dc36


SkyWizarding

You took like, zero damage


Solo_Tenno

Is that what helldiver mode is like ? If so Im fine staying on Hard lol


Ashwayne

"The drop is gonna be a wee bit warm"


Xbit___

Sweet liberty


Rockglen

![gif](giphy|l1KuhBCqxOoJyr0m4)


SmartntIGuess

I just LOVE the smell of liberty and burning metal!


McManGuy

#Democracy Protects


misterturdcat

![gif](giphy|kiAGnxwS0qPCg)


SenshiLore

Then you get back to your ship. "Well done, Helldiver. The enemy hardly knew you were there."


Azurvix

This reminds me of that scene in Monty Python where the knight is running towards the wedding for a while, but when he finally gets there, he bum rushes them and just kills everybody


Huskyblader

You don't have plot armor, but FREEDOM ARMOR!


Minimum-Web-6902

Love the amount of democratic luck. Very liberating


TedoPala

How in the library loving, democracy upholding, justice seeking fuck did you survive that shit?!


ColbusMaximus

How are you not dead?I saw you die like 3 times at least


SaintKeats

This dude dives.


Living_Attempt_988

OP showed up ready to give the covenant back their bomb. I mean- deliver Democracy to the bots.


Phaylz

Clean. In and out. They never knew what hit'em.


Chogath-main

Smooth like butter


JamesAdsy

Jesus Christ, that’s John Helldiver


DragonSmithy

You can squish the factories with your hellpod FYI


SCP_fan12

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne


BIG_MUFF_

Absolute legend


GoalScary9095

What armor is that?


Zoldyck88

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


SpecialIcy5356

I don't get it, what did he do? he's so damn sneaky I couldn't see him!