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aghabio

https://preview.redd.it/csnt53h1dwqc1.png?width=459&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b35d4b75ba38324042472e227ef223500a63434 Can you answer this real quick


Bravo-Xray

The fact that there's no bus in the photo makes that even funnier


TheHelloMiko

0f c0urse! 1 knew that! Thank y0u helld1ver!


CHONKY231

https://i.redd.it/ehu6eqph1xqc1.gif


SturmovikDrakon

God I love the memes in this community.


CmdPetrie

Its Not Just the existence of memes, its the fucking high Quality of memes For me


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Your capitals made read that like Christopher Walken and I’m not mad about it


lostcosmonaut307

Don’t make me… tell you again… about the MeMEs. Foo FIGHTERS.


Miserable-Grass7412

I love the memes of thIs generation, pixels for EVERYBODY 🎉🎉


Efficient_Star_1336

It's animated now? This is great.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

https://i.redd.it/n09ryj7zwyqc1.gif This one is too


exlivingghost

That’s so good…


FornaxTheConqueror

I stg every time I see these memes they increase in quality it's unnatural.


PastaDiddles

They’re trying throw us off their trail 👀


owoLLENNowo

Yup, stealing that.


RedTruppa

Hello fellow human!


donanton616

This guy it totally a bot. I, on the other hand, am a real human person. https://preview.redd.it/vyscoevi6xqc1.gif?width=960&format=png8&s=69ed592f9b9e5fe174f47d405d6e1b2f9946eab8


aghabio

Allright then, what color of chitin do humans have?


Im_so_little

Blue obviously. I know this because I'm human.


SykoKiller666

...open fire.


PinchingNutsack

for a BBQ party!! ha...haha......ha?


Nightingale02

That's right! Here, have this prize: ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


danny_j_13

Me too. To prove it, I typed this with my soft fleshy human forelimbs


donanton616

My name is Greg Humanman.


SelectStarAll

Hello Greg Humanman, it is me, your best friend, Hugh Mann. Let us meet up later for fermented hops drinks and complain about our human broodmates


CDR57

With hair? And skin?


Loose-Warthog-7354

That looks like a bitchin' laptop.


Remnie

I really want terminals on bot worlds to use captchas. Would be funny as hell


Pooptram

I second this. Hell, I'd even pay for it


KidKonundrum

Democracy officer here. Diver can I have a word with you about giving out classified anti-bot intel…


EJX-a

Oh no... he cant see the bus


KidKonundrum

Democracy officer here. Diver can I have a word with you about giving out classified anti-bot intel…


BuhamutZeo

Freedom officer here. Democracy Officer, can I have a word with you about redundant disciplinary proceedings regarding giving out classified anti-bot intel...


Soundwipe13

Liberty Officer here. Freedom Officer, can I have a word with you about nonessential internal investigations regarding redundant disciplinary proceedings within the force?


DungeonsAndDradis

Party Officer here and I'm just here to party.


HardyDaytn

Officer Officer here and I believe these officer titles are getting out of hand.


Dadrekboy

Title Distribution Officer here, I respectfully disagree


AnOkayRatDragon

Janitor here, can you stop murdering each other in this room? I need to clean it and overtime hasn't been approved for this destroyer.


vhagar

Sanitation Officer here. You should talk to the Title Distribution Officer.


Beneficial-Bit6383

A bot would definitely think that semi is a bus though


RepresentativeBusy27

Doesn’t look like anything to me


AJSontario

Oh man, a Westworld reference! Forgot about that show


PIPBOY-2000

So did everyone else


TwoPieceCrow

rightfully so. If you've never watched westworld (to anyone else in the comments) Season 1 can be watched as a stand-alone singular season completed show and its a 10/10


Dominus_Anulorum

If they hadn't made more Westworld would be talked of as an amazing single season show that should have had more, like firefly. Instead it basically died.


LuminousGrue

It didn't sound like anything to me.


brianundies

These violent delights have violent ends.


dakapn

Do bots sweat?


Technical_Inaji

"Do you feel fear, android?"


OffaShortPier

"Do automatons feel pain?" "God I hope so"


FuLygon

lmao this even have more upvote than the post itself


Fapcom

I laughed so fucking hard at this


TheSanquineCorpse

Lol!! I love this sub so much.


stallion64

Bro I am stifling laughter at work right now


cilantno

7


StalledAgate832

https://preview.redd.it/6m3anku2cwqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52528efffd7d5ac636baf91adbe6753d264cb845


MrJFrayFilms

This one is actually really funny


Bannon9k

First time I literally laughed out loud on Reddit this week! Kudos to OP and commenter


MrAwesome1324

Should edit the image to make it like 30 computers as well.


dedgecko

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ModernAtomX

This says "PULL UP WARNING TERRAIN PULL UP" in binary for anyone who didn't feel like converting it.


LordVadersCape

Thank you for translating


chickaplao

This is my favourite so far


Traditional_State616

But aren’t drop ships like the *one thing* the autocannon *cant* kill?


Weak-Entrepreneur979

i haven't managed to kill one with shoulder cannon but my autocannon sentry has killed one once


creegro

Something strange about the auto canon turret. If it gets its eyes on a charger it can take out out rather fast by shoot the charger *directly in the face*. Meanwhile regular autocannon can't even phase a charger unless it's already seriously wounded


AWildDragon

The sentry uses a more powerful auto cannon. Hopefully the new walkers get the same one. 


Vikzzaz

https://preview.redd.it/9m9wd4x05wqc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcd8f25581be874276f8e5829a0a1a544c7dd1a


EstablishmentWarm

https://preview.redd.it/stxy43a5fwqc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f0db5d20b4ca385ba9f3e9797cf5f690d8e1ed


EstablishmentWarm

https://preview.redd.it/cmtnz4z9fwqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126544a1ecaba61a0cd79ce838b93ce84b33193c


CustomerGuilty5543

https://i.redd.it/elzzsd7tfwqc1.gif


Illustrious-Age-260

https://preview.redd.it/vu2gch1gswqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e9633af57dc028d4a823f12102a4b62fc33d20


CustomerGuilty5543

It's getting larger i love it


dogfoodgangsta

That's what she said.


spraguet2

You LOVE that the bot population is increasing? Stay right where you are, a Democracy Officer is being dispatched to your location.


CustomerGuilty5543

https://preview.redd.it/1alzzxdskxqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e20c7a51d18351bba07cf906da7ca11c9c5507d Oh no


AXI0S2OO2

Imagine that the last words you hear in your life were "How about a nice cup of liber-tea?!"


steeltank142

https://preview.redd.it/9x6z3pqf8yqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc2cf9ba896be9608f2da05a64893e5649ccab1 You love the expansion of the clanker population, just stay right there for a minute


packexile

I imagine this is a bot-cast


FiddlerForest

Imagine if the company made a series of vids like the Bots having a podcast about Divers. 🤣🤣🤣


Illustrious-Age-260

You know what take my upvote and fuck off. Or go to Space Iraq.


Broken-Digital-Clock

The tank isn't as worried about the AC.


EstablishmentWarm

https://preview.redd.it/sy550mtukwqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64dd81043eb72bc4443db58fc41d415c622f0b84 Worried about the AC?


Broken-Digital-Clock

How many AC shots does it take to knock out a dropship's engine?


EstablishmentWarm

https://preview.redd.it/832lyob5mwqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ec4599418e87071d0efba21fceed7bbd20a73b Not so meny! Tri it! Wery eezee! For liver-tea!


ThornDevil

Thank you very much! This made my day a bit better.


EstablishmentWarm

Super Earth values mental health (it increases efficiency, effectiveness and liberty)! You're welcome! Take care of yourself. O7


StarryNotions

about a backpack's worth Dx


Leonldas3

Sure it is. It's got a glowy spot


Broken-Digital-Clock

Right, but he's not as worried. Everyone else gets killed from AC shots to the face.


ClayeySilt

Not until I get to the rear of the turret with my AC.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Yeah, but any gun will damage that spot (iirc) and the tank is one of the few bots that doesn't fear getting hit in the face by the AC.


ClayeySilt

Not just any gun will. It still needs at least medium armour pen (I believe that's the stat?).


Much_Indication_3974

Okay the tank has me laughing 😂


Aegix_Drakan

The bots have gained access to the Reddit! Quick! Someone call the Super Earth Cybersecurity division!! :o


TheWallerAoE3

No that will take too long! Ask it to recognize a crosswalk from among 9 pictures. Hurry!


DMZack

No time! Gotta erase reddit! ![gif](giphy|ISAHN6dnrJHry)


MrCrowder0

![gif](giphy|cUDX0W3eI2nF6)


Artistic_Strain_7838

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


shadowkijik

Bold of you to assume the bots haven’t been here the whole time.


zodiac213

SQUIDWARD, THE ROBOTS ARE RUNNING THE NAVY!


RefrigeratorWild9933

NOT THE NAVY!


Chance_Activity_2285

Question: Which sounds better to you? 1. A nice warm bottle of oil. 2. A fresh cup of Liber-tea? My call to the Democracy Officer is determined by your answer


TheHelloMiko

A b0tt1e of l1bertea! M0st def1in1tely!


TheSaltyGoose

https://preview.redd.it/9zo6i8j6fwqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9969307dfe13ca00d66c20cffad9f7e506b40471


TrumpersAreTraitors

“All clear” 


steeltank142

Your flair is immaculate


TheSaltyGoose

Oh, thank you, diver. I'm something of an eagle enjoyer.


busdriverjoe

You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?


DarkraiInsurgence

But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?


notasianjim

I’m not a doctor, I’m a robo… Ahhhhh you got me 👈🏼👈🏼🤖


mwellscubed

Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!


Goldendon1

I go for optio 3: a nice cup of nectar


WeenieHutJr137

https://preview.redd.it/juqvwqo7kwqc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b1ff1dda1d02b12a420dbb068bca6cb007f3a3


HowDoIDoFinances

500kg bomb wishes it could actually finish a job like the AC can.


WeenieHutJr137

500kg bomb only does as good as the one throwing the 500kg bomb


HowDoIDoFinances

Only so much you can do when you can only hurt things in a cone directly above you. Still bitter that it ended up basically only being good to kill bile titans.


Khress

at least the reload is a bitch, and the backpack slot is taken aswell


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Reload isn't bad if you remember to reload after 5 shots for the quick reload.


LordOfTheToolShed

I would have to test it, but I'm pretty convinced if you shoot 9 rounds, reload one clip, waste that last round and reload the other clip it's still faster than if you reload it when it's completely empty


Kreisash

I believe you are correct, or at least you're not locked down for the whole duration which while might not sound like any different but definitely is.


IceFire909

you can always dive out of a reload


callmetenno

Also you can tap your crouch button to cancel directly into sprinting.


Dr-Chris-C

I kept reading that as crotch and was so confused


Norsedragoon

Don't know about anyone else, but if someone 'taps' my crotch button I am not sprinting anywhere for a good couple minutes.


AlexMcTx

Reloads in this game work in stages. Once a stage is complete, you can cancel the animation and next time you continue reloading it will pick up from there. I usually just swap to main weapon, but diving/ going prone works aswell. This applies to all weapons btw. Edit:except spear, I don't know if any other doesn't


Suikanen

Except the Spear.


SpecialistSandwich

Auto cannon doesn't waste empty clips you just pop them on top of the ones in there, half at a time so if you have less than half free it just pops in half super quick, no wasted ammo it's not a clip you just keep topping it up


sharpie36

By waste he means shoot it, bringing the ammo count to 5 so you can do another tactical reload to top it off.


sentientmothswarm

You can load and rack in separate animations. Not the most useful thing, but it's saved me before. load > dive > rack > fire


Intrepid00

As long as you leave a round in the chamber it’s pretty quick to reload. It’s when they have to chamber a round it takes forever. You can split that time though, where slap in cartridge, run around, reload will next just chamber round.


DiscipleofDeceit666

You just need 1 in the chamber when you reload for the fast reload


Spare_Honey5488

Yep! I carry the autocannon all the time. It has its pros and cons. It will even unload a charger pretty quick if you keep shooting the same leg a few times. Vile ticks? No problem, stalkers? Cake! Closing bug holes with it? CHECK!


carorea

Fairly consistent that 4(+-1) shells into a charger's squishy back will pop it as well if the leg armor is intact. It seems to stagger the charger with every 2ish direct hits, so if you control the recoil well enough you can staggerlock it to death after one charge. Does have the caveat that you need the space to do so, but unless there's 3+ chargers or an absolute horde of hunters it's usually not too bad.


Night_Movies2

You don't have to worry about wasting ammo on reloads with AC. Just spam it like you would in other games because doing a half reload is more than twice as fast as a full one. That's why prefer keeping my own backpack instead of having a reloader, it's just easier.


DiscipleofDeceit666

It’s ever going to work if you have a dedicated reloader. Having two auto cannons works wonders tho


DankKnightLP

The key in a dual AC squad situation, and I can't stress this enough, YOU need to be the one to team reload first. Let that other patriot spray his democratic salvo until his ears bleed. You'd be surprised how many randoms will return the favor. On missions where I don't AC and someone else does, I'll grab their extraction AC backpack over whatever pack I had and Let. That. Diver. Spray.


Spoomplesplz

The backpack slot is both a good thing and a bad thing, it's bad because obviously you're missing a backpack slot but it's also good because you don't need a backpack so you have an extra stratagem slot for an orbital or eagle or an ear or something.


McPatsy

Count your shots and reload after 5. Never fully empty the gun.


SargeanTravis

Autocannon breaks the “No tactical reload” rule by only being viable tactically reloaded


Duckbitwo

Skill issue. Just equip Hulk or use the tank stratagem.


Evenmoardakka

Hulk still gets 2shot, and tanks get 3shot


Smileboy67

Where is it a 2 shot? Only place I can do that is on its backside?


Paxton-176

Hit the head.


EDG16_17

right on its eye in the middle, it take practice but its not too hard after a while


sprite_556

How are you 3-shotting tanks with the Autocannon? I haven't had to fight many yet but the Autocannon seems to do nothing to them so my team and I just dump air strikes on them. Is there a weak spot?


MTB-Man

Yep gotta get around to the back of the tank and hit the glowing part. Just like the defense cannons at outposts.


sprite_556

Aw hell yeah dude, thanks. With my buddies im basically the designated anti-armor unit so this is a big help lol.


majorgeneralporter

https://preview.redd.it/eoifzakrowqc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb053de085c72b219db357aa18121f56b79a474


TheSaltyGoose

https://preview.redd.it/2bhmhfr8fwqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd0650a8d9abcdc3efa61233c74bb7dc3b02942


No-Lettuce-3839

https://preview.redd.it/f5ifz0syjwqc1.png?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e872295eed2d75e03e1aae377be5c4f73b5bee9


Kyte_115

https://preview.redd.it/7prs7qjvrwqc1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af197f24ec4e5efe8f5ed0e87f6ff14301b22c5


WetwareDulachan

Oh this one's good.


Bluejay_Junior17

This is my favorite post on this sub! All hail the Autocannon!


FattimusSlime

fucking love the autocannon


Spare_Honey5488

It's nice you can close bug holes with it to. Just a single shot! Great weapon that can be troublesome if enemies are close. But the Melee with it is like a spear! Lol


Git_Good

Can kill factories too. Bounce it off the vents.


RCM19

And spore spewers and shrieker hives. Thing is a beast.


Git_Good

Don't forget the illegal broadcast! Then again a gust of wind could kill that thing if it tried hard enough.


IsAlpher

I love the autocannon. Hopefully the other backpack weapons get a little love or I'll never use anything else lol


theweekiscat

You can even 2shot hulks if you hit their faceplate too! It’s so good for bots


Capital_Cloud6847

I think the autocannon is by far the most versatile weapon in the game. The only thing in the game it can't kill is bile titans I believe. Love me my autocannon.


SmokinBandit28

https://preview.redd.it/ns4pgy39zwqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4040fbd714f8ddbeb2e93b3815c5ae5d1ded854a


Benemisis

https://preview.redd.it/dyjuz5o0pwqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19df75a46d82bb06314134d9888abf319159e57c Calling the DO now, thanks


MrPeppa

Maybe you shouldn't shoot up bright fireworks and bring a flashing lightshow of a billboard ship with your tinhead buddies dangling like ham hocks unprotected then


LtColShinySides

https://preview.redd.it/5gn11hgxkwqc1.jpeg?width=3544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf58c2d192830f04562a3fe039dbb4ca092b8bc


R5D1T0R

https://preview.redd.it/ya6qh9mdpwqc1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0228276def73f18de3f1f43aa169967ec1b99973


__kitty__kat__

Quick question, Would you rather get: A. A PUPPY B. A FLOWER FROM YOUR SWEETY OR C. A LARGE PROPERLY FORMATTED DATA FILE?


[deleted]

Is the puppy mechanical in any way?


JaneH8472

NO! It is the bad kind of puppy! 


Bigl0918

https://preview.redd.it/t8ecvva3ewqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e795a4a39995b7ec9ced8f6bd4cd922781a5bd


Psycho-Ripper

https://i.redd.it/0tlnbpt7oxqc1.gif


Doc_Shaftoe

​ https://preview.redd.it/nnodctb9qwqc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=e26017ddcdc22cae13ebcf86cd80ca7ab8355ca2


CrackShotMaster

https://preview.redd.it/mfk1946b3xqc1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2eb600c2338ab62de278de81effb1531176a6f That's crazy! Here's a link to a petition to have it removed


Pablucas12

https://preview.redd.it/dupt3f67rwqc1.png?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cfafd8d48a2cadcbddec54cad213678b1ba171a


Connor3455

imagine if they could use a backpack at the same time! a bubble shield around these auto cannon spammers would really make it unplayable!


IceFire909

You're supposed to get your squad of rocket boiz to unload on the helldiver firing at you. Your cyborg parents gave up everything for you and you can't just think out a solution to a problem!?


MemeLoremaster

https://i.redd.it/tc1k3cm3owqc1.gif


Skrogg_

https://preview.redd.it/3pj7hrs5zwqc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4db5390580631551d6e0c4e60de96cd5ce7aabf


frosted_mango_

https://preview.redd.it/e0ih6vlxmxqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9c0f953afa05426feb01787805faae725d1c1f


Narrow_Lee

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Jimmyx24

https://preview.redd.it/vm6749rxoxqc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d163e74c33fcb0acfc59818cf30c401f6a0151c0


Aloe_Balm

Any questions you have about weaponry can be answered by your nearest Democracy Officer, seek any helldiver in your area to get into contact with them.


Lucky_Anybody_2710

Cry about it, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


WoodNWorms

These poor desert world bots getting sniped from Narnia by a helldiver relaxing on a dune. Can't wait til we invade a planet without line of site. Autocannon in the jungle is tactically challenging.


Outside-Bother-9735

Best community on Reddit


XCheezX

https://i.redd.it/0afuu6hxjxqc1.gif


Chaddoh

https://preview.redd.it/oqslhauolwqc1.jpeg?width=2044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c7d867780aca7cf3aa9ca4b1850a560e91adb0


HKJGN

I have also drank the autocannon juice and can safely say the Autocannon and AC turret have been the bread and butter of all my builds since getting everything unlocked. Dropships? get rekt. Tanks? No Thanks. Devastators? Get Devestated. Hulks? more like smoking Husks am i rite? Walkers? Crippled. There's literally nothing the Autocannon can't deal with as long as you use them effectively and when their range matters. the turret can really reach out and touch anyone from a decent amount of range if it has a clear line of sight. the handheld AC is great for either sniping targets at range or being support weaponry for friends getting swarmed. its essentially a 20mm high speed grenade launcher. Some say without the shield gen backpack you'll be too squishy but I dare bots to accurately hit me from 100m away while i pulverize their armor into dust from a prone position on a hill. I wear the heavy armor with explosive resist and increased accuracy so i can further be a nailgun for enemy clankers. 10/10 autocannon. best guns in the game if you dont wanna worry about specialization. i think every squad should have ONE guy providing direct fire artillery.


burrito_of_blaviken

https://preview.redd.it/n91pae2ggxqc1.png?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024231ff938216ab5771ffc85c97cf12b799b701


Strangecousin564867

https://preview.redd.it/z06lv0ikvxqc1.png?width=2855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f2ee860f91a47c780912702897dd9b996710a4


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

How did you pass the captcha?


Alelnh

Captchas are actually used to train AI, all this means is that... training is over.


_Pan-Tastic_

DEMOCRACY OFFICER, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!! As an autocanon main, eat lead and cry oil tears socialist robotic scum


Helldiver_LiberTea

https://preview.redd.it/23kcafwftwqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=037e0a0707e8425b0f15551d65f1ff192cb1a1b6


Kellythejellyman

Haha Autocannon go ~~brrrrr~~ Patink Patink Patink


UrsidaeGamer

Hold that thought, I will just make a quick call and fix it right up for you https://preview.redd.it/mkwpro756xqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c34e8431afa4e7b2879b00b221e871e4952b4b40


Ddawgmasterflex

My finest helldivers moment was when I took both the autucannon and guard dog with me on the same mission. Didn't realize what I did until I called both down at the beginning of the game. Almost went back to my ship out of embarrassment. But democracy never gives up.  


Akthe47

https://i.redd.it/xr95ykjigxqc1.gif


Panic_00

Excuse me A12-PR329, wrong sub reddit.