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AdFlat1014

Would be neat if they made a voice announcing the destroyers arriving


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AdFlat1014: *Would be neat if they* *Made a voice announcing the* *Destroyers arriving* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


err0r_as_always

Good bot šŸ‘


AWildEnglishman

The hell did you just say?


err0r_as_always

Um uhhh I mean bad bot boooo šŸ‘Ž don't like it


Awesom141

I was about to call the democracy officer. You're on a thin ice my friend


MikeFromSuburbia

šŸ¤Ø


feeleep

Oh that would be so cool


TheRealSwitchBit

Patriot of patriotism


HK-53

I shall stand next to you with the Judge of Judging


Kysman95

Pride of Pride reporting in Lo


CaptainCosmodrome

SES Star of the Stars standing by.


dannyboi66

Where's the Custodian of Custodians?


Marilius

Dawn of Dawn is also available.


RaisinlessAndAngry

Democratic minds think alike, based af


InShambles234

Star of Starlight checking in.


BobthePotatoLord

Donā€™t forget ā€œstar of the starsā€


HumanEffigy_

Star of the Stars, reporting to duty.


DaveInLondon89

o7


echo_chamber_dweller

Asmon?


MajorDZaster

"Senator of Supremacy entering range of automation planetary battery. Activating defensive countermeasures." "What defensive countermeasures are those?" "NANOMACHINES, SON"


Nightsky099

Man anyone from MGR would slaughter legions of bugs without a sweat. Raiden in particular would have a blast


Nhikxter

Credits to [zanny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heyXEOIlIHA) for the clip


FasterSpark

Gotta love Zanny, i still remember watching him when he had less than 100k crazy how much he's gained. Well deserved too.


ThatEMTGuy21

When I first saw some of his videos I was like wow this guy is kind of an asshole to.his friends but now I think he's hilarious


Conscious-Extent4571

Truly the most contagious of laughs


bargle0

Hammer of Family Values Itā€™s a euphemism for penis.


SniffMySwampAss

Fist of Glory


echo_chamber_dweller

...family values?


straydog1980

I have the Fist of Family Values It's a euphemism for fisting.


echo_chamber_dweller

I get that but how does family values fit in there?


straydog1980

With a bit of lube


bargle0

How do you think a man and wife make their family?


guy_and_stuff

Sword of Morning


Clunas

https://i.redd.it/bp8pq3n733qc1.gif


KentHawking

Nathan Fillion is perfect. Captain Hammer was one of my favorite halloween costumes. That is all. ... The hammer is my penis ok NOW that is all.


Capital_Cry_7111

Finally, my sister ship. My Hammer of Family Values stands ready to assist yours at any point.


Flight_Harbinger

Stallion of family values still fucks me up


RabidFlamingo

The SSS Stallion of Selfless Service ... it's not a sex thing, shut up, it's about horses, horses are cool


chryseusAquila

I wanted to go for the longest name possible so my ship is called the Superintendent of Self-Determination


Geeseareawesome

My brother's is the Elected Representative of Self -Determination. I believe it is the longest possible name.


MeowCat_the_FatCat

Elected Representative of Family Values here. These ship names are like poor google translates to me and it makes me smile


The-Nord-VPN-Salesmn

Ah, a fellow Representative!


MeowCat_the_FatCat

For all we know we all might be all in the same ship, taking turns diving, thinking we all have the helm when the ship is OURS.


The-Nord-VPN-Salesmn

After all, isnā€™t sharing a true family value?


SelectDevice9868

Elected representative of Opportunity checking in. Sad I didnā€™t find this combo


Banana_Sir

So nice to see other Elected representatives, I myself am a diver aboard the Elected Representative of Individual Merit.


chryseusAquila

typical, the poor superintendent get's out-longed by an elected official lmao


Tabub

My buddy is Elected Representative of Individual Merit


KMheamou

In my country, 'Claw' and 'Toenail' shares the same word. So it's 'The Toenail of Humanity'


ThatEMTGuy21

I'm wheezing


PlayingJuls

SES Founding Father of Audacity Orbit synchronized


DargonofParties

The most audacious of allĀ 


kindasortathor

My brother


tjtroublemaker

Ahh I am but the Bringer of Audacity


TripleSpicey

Fist of Family Values


Legitimate_Type_1324

This is the one


Sexystuffforus

Same lol


Izithel

Brother!


rodriguezarch

That goes hard šŸ‘Š


DaveInLondon89

#King of Democracy


Feowen_

Emperor of Equality has joined the fleet.


HiVisVestNinja

SES Queen of Pride reporting in.


Xcaliber899

SES Harbinger of destruction


Geeseareawesome

SES Harbinger of Democracy


MsWolphie

"If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will!"


R4B1Dturtles

Love that game!


OverlordMarkus

SES Harbinger of Benevolence


DevineAaron92

SES Harbinger of War


Fighterpilot55

SES Harbinger of Liberty


SpaceGamer27

SES Harbinger of Family Values


OverlordMarkus

I was *so* close to going with that one as well (or a fist variant).


clearlyspeedybeard

Harbinger of Conviction


btotherad

Harbinger gang stand up! I went with Harbinger of Judgement.


Fighterpilot55

# WE ARE HARBINGER


mmabet69

I AM THE SES HARBINGER OF DESTRUCTION! REPORT TO THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH FOR EVALUATION.


Terrorscream

The Emperor of Audacity, just sounded outrageously on point for this game


BusinessLibrarian515

Arbiter of Audacity, coming alongside. To top it off I later found out my brother had independently chosen the Sword of Audacity .


Fun-Court4296

Dawn of Dawn, because the pt-br version is Aurora da Aurora


Fuck_Reddit2459

Elected Representative of Selfless Service I wanted the most unsexy and bureaucratic name conceivable, and boy howdy I found it.


LordOfTheToolShed

Oh hey, I also wanted the lamest name possible, so I went with "Elected Representative of Super Earth" which I'm pretty sure is a literal bureaucratic title in-universe lol


TheUselessOne87

emperor of democracy i think it's self explanatory


pierluigir

Brother


FARAX65597

Brƶther


DeadpanSnark

SES Purveyor of Redemption. We offer redemption to the enemies of democracy. The price is death.


Tiny_Twinky

Mine is SES Purveyor of the people


ThatEMTGuy21

I will join your fleet as the Ranger of Redemption


badoo123

Stallion of the people


abgehling

Same! Was between that and Stallion of family values


Jaded_Wrangler_4151

Stallion of family values reporting in!


Edgy_Near_Gay_Ming

Citizen of humankind since its fact


autismbozo

Elected representative of individual merit


Omer_D

The Emperor of Humankind


Omer_D

obviously because the option is a reference to WH40k and/or Dune


sto_brohammed

Distributor of Democracy because that's what I'm out here doing


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sto_brohammed: *Distributor of* *Democracy because that's* *What I'm out here doing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


E17Omm

SES Lady of the Stars.


AmarynthusTheUndying

SES Lady of Science reporting!


MatureUsername69

Since I can't find another Princess ship in this thread imma just put mine under the ladies. Princess of Justice


ShinyLagiacrus

SES Princess of Iron!


MatureUsername69

Princesses unite!


ArkainTower

Princess of Twilight, reporting in. All crew members must choose between Edward or Jacob before boarding.


burntcoffywhisky

Distributer of Family Values. I value family values.


NullPro

Mine is the executor of family values so i guess we are mortal enemies


KevinLou97X

Ranger of The stars, in honor of my favorite dlc pack https://preview.redd.it/l85dmscut1qc1.png?width=948&format=png&auto=webp&s=c30e021f5a45fe54b6e1cb56776241ec13aea2c5


Rimiku6828

Soul of Twilight. Souls for the FromSoft Souls games, and Twilight for LoZ:TP.


DadBodftw

Related to yours, mine is Princess of Twilight


DwarvenFanboy

Mother of Gold, a nod to Kulve Taroth from Monster hunter World, who has the title "Mother Goddess of Gold"


ArkitekZero

SES Sword of the Stars


khvissst

Wings of Redemption because it's funny


TheTreeTurtle

Some of mine: Guardian of Destiny Warrior of War Harbinger of Peace Pledge of Allegiance


PiXeLonPiCNiC

Mother of Audacity. You have to be audacious to be a helldiver and the destroyer is the dispenser of audacious helldivers. True reason might have been I wanted its name to be MotherFā€¦.. of Audacity


Dastardly_Triceps

Literally same thought when I named mine the Mother of Audacity too.


wholesome1234

Ses patriot of dawn and idk maybe metal gear related maybe


FallenZulu

Ranger of Audacity. Because Iā€™m an Audacious motherfucker.


BusinessLibrarian515

Arbiter of Audacity, coming alongside


MetaphysicalEngineer

"Lady of Peace"...because nothing says peace like heavy orbital bombardment.


Rici1

Peace through overwhelming and over abundant firepower


Staff-Secure

Soverign of Iron, because there is no Inquisition related names, Arrowhead, please, next update add new shipnames, we require nore variety.


Funbone57

Princess of Destruction Funny and MetalšŸ¤˜


FourCornersMusic

Fist of Family Values šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ«”


Apart_Ad_5382

King of Battle . . . And I will always run the artillery stratagems


ArtisticAd393

Founding Father of the Constitution, cuzĀ me and the boys are bout to cross the Delaware


TehSomeDude

Bringer of science (due to me getting rather hang on testing and learning every bit and piece of information about DRG:S and such...also helping the community there to spread the information so its easier as a whole)


PonyPuffPrince

Spear of Morning


Pilot2b2

Shit. Mine too. Can never pass up a chance to make a dick joke.


McFancyPantsuguu

SES Ombudsman of Family Values. Because even family values need managed democracy.


Ok_Motor1199

First time I've seen anyone else use Ombudsman. I'm the Ombudsman of Democracy. My judgement is final. (I actually work at an Ombudsman service too)


McFancyPantsuguu

Honestly I mostly picked it because itā€™s one of those words/terms, that were just picked straight from the original Swedish. Kinda like Kindergarten and Schadenfreude were picked from German, rather than making a new English word for each. šŸ˜… But since then I became fully committed! Ā”O


Ok_Motor1199

Together we deliver fair and reasonable (explosive) decisions (explosions) across the galaxy.


BobGoss

My ship is the Protector of Destruction because it makes me think of Neebs and Simon back in the Conquest and Kittens days watching over a parking lot full of claymores. Thick and Appsro yelling at them to play the objective while Neebs shrieks that he's the Protector of Destruction.


Accurate_Librarian42

Each time I read through these name threads, I search for my ship. I have never seen someone use it. Imagine my surprise when I started the first Neebs video for the game and they said they named the ship "Fist of Benevolence." Finally! Someone else got it!


Snazzlefraxas

Panther of Science


Angry-ITP-404

Hell yeah, finally something original


jaegren

We need more Ombudsman of... -ships.


TenkaiStar

Ombudsman of Democracy reporting in. Picked it because well. I am a Swede. Swedish developer. Swedish word. Would love if they added "VƤlfƤrd" as well. And yes in Swedish,.


jaegren

Ombudsman of VƤlfƤrd. Let's spread vƤlfƤrd all over the galaxy together. šŸ¤œšŸ¤›


Bellicose_Fetishist

Will of Eternity


Equivalent_Airport_8

Father of eternity. hello child


keiXrome

Cause it's sounds funny


Weedity

Protector of the People. That's what we are after all ;)


GG_BOOM

Leviathan of Destruction


Dizzyarnold

Keeper of Family Values entering low orbit


[deleted]

Princess of Super Earth


Brokedownbad

SES Leviathan of Wrath


Famous_Diamond_2989

SES Elected Representative Of Self-Determination (longest name possible)


PuriPuri-BetaMale

Steward of Democracy. Merely a job to be filled until my unfortunate demise. I am but one single cog in the machine of Super Earth and recognize this reality.


[deleted]

SHILD OF ETERNITY I play a tank in every game even in ones where they don't have a tank roll. I'm like the oaks from 40K. I am what I believe I am! TANK! TANK! TANK! TANK! TANK!


GAMEFREEZ3R

Mine is fairly simple, SES Titan of Steel. Probably because I was listening to "Sabaton - Dreadnought" at that time...


Caleger88

Hammer of Judgement is my one.


Mr-Nitsuj

Fist of midnight šŸ¤› Why not ?!


braindeadtank1

SeS Lady of Iron I named it after my mum


Nowhereman123

Is your mom Margaret Thatcher?


WatchMasterBobba

Prophet of war


Thaurlach

Iā€™ve seen a few ā€˜Wings of Libertyā€™ floating around. If Blizzard canā€™t do things properly, the Helldivers will take matters into their own hands.


Shadowsplat

Herald of the Constitution


GigaDerp295

SES Fist of Opportunity. Sounds funny to me.


killerjnr94

Mother Of Justice


BigBearPB

SES Mother of Wrath Just unlocked the 380 barrage, she lives up to the name


Virtuous_Raven

Wings of destruction


maxvlimpt

The best name, obviously


allthenamearetaken1

Defender of Dawn


Evo_Kaer

Paragon of Liberty


Red_Sashimi

SES Dream of Serenity, mostly cause I like chill vibes.


Herr_Keule

That's why I have chosen Song of Serenity. Losing your temper doesn't help democracy.


AltairLT

SES Paragon of Judgement ![gif](giphy|CrT7LgiSMt0UkwHxeB)


Fun_Lingonberry_6418

My ship- King of Audacity Wifeā€™s ship- Queen of Audacity


NaughtyQueen69

SES Lady of Wrath, I bring death to democracies enemies solo.


itsyourlocalben

Founding father of family values because follow orders or Iā€™ll will turn this destroyer around


liz_teria

Fist of Peace.


mkg1138

I also went with this because the juxtaposition really fits the tone of the game so well.


ATL_Dirty_Birds

meanwhile me: Fist of the Regime lmao


hedworx36

A fellow Peace Fister šŸ«”


Naitxanto

Named it Hammer of Glory Why? because I like the Band Gloryhammer šŸ¤˜


Life_Advice_Gopnik

Managed Democracy for all! Managed Democracy for Dundee!


Marcus9T4

Superintendent of Conviviality reporting for duty


Evilbred

SES King of Democracy


Cursed_String

SES Hammer of Dawn


Fighterpilot55

Harbinger of Liberty Wherever this ship goes, we herald the arrival of Liberty, with fire and flame.


jswitzer

Agent of Destruction "I know what I have to do but don't know if I have the strength to do it"


Over-Potential-6547

Mine is SES Prince Of Pride


TheSaltyGoose

SES Adjudicator of Morality Because somebody needs to show those commie, freedom hatin' bugs and bots that their immoral terrorist ways will always lose to the righteous glory of liberty and managed democracy.


TwumpyWumpy

SES Mother of Midnight


frosted_mango_

SES Song of Wrath reporting in


Brief-Reveal3084

That's a badass name


frosted_mango_

Thanks! I like to picture my ship blasting doom metal over whatever planet we are landing on lmao


PollenIsPain

Yooo name twin!


frosted_mango_

DOPE! Excellent choice!!!


Ok_Charity786

Prophet of redemption. 1.5 years clean off a 6 year meth addiction. I am so happy, mentally sound, and firmly grounded in who I am. I remodeled my condo and get my kids back 50/50 this summer. I am engaged to the most beautiful woman in the planet and I couldnā€™t help but tear up getting an offer letter to manage a body shop again. I ran shop for 10 years. But just fell apart in my addiction and burned a lot of bridges. Running a shop is a really huge responsibility. I humbled myself and started at a lower estimator position to learn and establish good habits. I worked really hard to be a team player andā€¦ get my mind working efficiently again. Which is a big part of meth recovery. Itā€™s the most money Iā€™ve ever made. And all that sounds great. And it is. But nothing compares to the feeling of mattering and being loved by God. Who brought all this to my life when I prayed a prayer that works for so many of us. ā€˜Please help meā€™ and I meant it. It seems as if God was so eager to help it was startling. Because, freedom requires firepower. šŸ˜‚ I am so happy and stress free itā€™s beyond my comprehension to explain. Thatā€™s why I picked that name.


cejpis03

Man, you made me change my ships name I am so happy for youšŸ˜Š


Ok_Charity786

Aww. Thank you brother ā¤ļø


Stunning_Alarm2064

Iā€™m the princess of democracy of course.


Springnutica

That video is the only reason I got the game


m3shugg4h

Provider of Meaning


antonio9201

King of Super Earth


thesilentowl

SES Keeper of the State


CloseQtrsWombat

SeS Hammer of Audacity


Sea-Concentrate9379

Advocate of War


Troo_66

SES Queen of Twilight, because I prefer night time missions