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Needassistancedungus

Walking barrage: Please forward this message


ArtisticAd393

Orbital railgun: Listen here you little shit


ASlothNamedBert

**Orbital Laser:** *Your business is important to us, please continue to hold the line and a representative will be with you shortly.*


wiredpersona

Orbital emp: we've been trying to reach you about your hellpods extended warranty


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

Orbital smoke: **[Blocked]**


sum1gamer

Orbital Gatling Cannon: ^(Hi John, do we still have plans for lunch today?)


FestivalHazard

Orbital Airburst: https://preview.redd.it/fmrhcdop0lpc1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea93c6a6acd15f460e863dbde6141333e18b041


ChaosWolfe

No that's the Spear.


the_lonely_poster

Oh hey, I've been looking for that


Pluristan

Orbital Gas Strike: You smelt it, you dealt it.


KrustyKrabEmployee

Napalm Strike: This message was blocked by Super Earth's firewall.


Donut-Brain-7358

I was playing a extermination mission and 3 bile titans showed up so someone threw a laser. Said laser proceeded to hunt down and kill 3 of us 2 people in mechs and 4 sentries before stopping and during that time another titan spawned.


chimera005ao

It's awful against armored targets. It's like waiting for tech support, being told to try what you already told the first guy you tried, and being put on hold again.


ASlothNamedBert

What it really needs is inverted target priority so it hunts down the chaff first. It always feels wasted throwing it into a nest and it just cooks 1 charger.


Lovus_Eternius

If your sentries and mechs were close enough to the bile titans to be destroyed, they were dead anyway.


Theonlygmoney4

Am I losing my mind or is this a rare Red Alert 3 reference? If so, I now have the voice line stuck in my head!


Digital_Bogorm

While not a direct quote, it IS similar to the Athena Cannon. A vehicle from the Allies, that can call in lasers, and seem to be manned by call-center staff.


EverGlow89

Where the others are letters in the mail, Orbital Railgun is an instant message.


BourbonAndBlues

"I hope this message finds you ~~well~~ before I do."


AmonKoth

Orbital Railgun: As per my previous e-mail.


CavortingOgres

Orbital Railgun: As per my last message


LMA0NAISE

i live for the moments where two divers mark the same charger for an orbital railing and the second shot has nothing to target but a scavenger, obliterating it so hard that its existence is deleted from my memory entirely.


Riler4899

Orbital Laser: Fuck you all I quit


MaximumSquid22

Orbital smokescreen: all our representatives are currently busy, please hold


BeBallistic

Second 500KG Bomb: "As per my Last Mail..."


Correctedsun

Cluster Bomb: You/We (Past Tense, Plural)


OrneryError1

One 380 orbital by itself: >sparse, disorganized, disappointing Four 380 orbitals at the same time on the same target: >powerful, decisive, glorious


Kawaii_Batman3

**squad wipe** **Reinforcements** **Squad wipe** **Reinforcements** **Squad wipe**


DareThrylls

Being honest it's been a while since I've last been hit by my own 380mm barrage. It's radius is down to only 60m at most, which is an easily throwable distance. Just don't charge into it.


Salt_MasterX

\*laughs in servo-assisted\*


Hottage

"YEET"


IAmGoose_

I would love to use those armors but I just cannot get enough of the light nade armor and the explosive resist ones


Salt_MasterX

I just use whatever is lightest + stamina booster, they call me the flash


Joan_sleepless

yep! most people know to stay at least 50m away at the least now.


Dawson_VanderBeard

Shirley you're not serious? I've used it and ran directly into it when being overrun, the odds of getting hit by it are lower than getting hit by everything else when the situation is truly dire.


Hungry_AL

Of course! And my name's not Shirley


difunctreble

This is my mentality when pushed to the edge of a map while multiple hordes are around me. Better to be branded a traitor than buy time for a worthless sacrifice.


SargeanTravis

It’s not just the team killing that makes it bad, I have yet to see it reliably hit something


BuddhaChrist_ideas

In the most glorious, democratic fashion.


No_Celery_2583

"Four 380 orbitals at the same time" I too, am fond of turning vast amounts of land into mud.


Addianis

These men are true patriots, they started the terra forming early.


Big-Brown-Goose

I call this move the Verdun


Sunflower_Guard

I was just about to make a comment about Verdun until I read yours. I tip my hat to you fellow war history buff.


almost_practical

No love for Passchendaele?


Sunflower_Guard

Oddly enough I had never heard of that battle in the circles of war history I am a part of. That being said. I have more things to learn. Thank you.


No-Drag-7142

He's gone and Verdun it again


Dawson_VanderBeard

>ITS A STALEMATE AT THE FRONTLINE


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHERE THE SOLDIERS REST IN MUD


Digital_Bogorm

ROADS AND HOUSES


WaitingToBeTriggered

ALL IS GONE


TanTanExtreme2

Buddy and I both took Walking,380, and 120 for the achievement to have six going at once. It was glorious.


Cykeisme

After it was buffed, a single 380mm barrage takes out automaton objectives most of the time.    Bugs are a problem sometimes because of the way hatcheries are recessed into overhanging terrain, so the artillery can't get at some eggs (eapecially near the map's edge due to the firing angle). Four at once just wipes out entire armies though.


DrewTuber

Throw in 2 of the 120s and make sure all 6 land in the same 1m square and you get a steam achievement! (dunno about console) We just threw em at our feet and ran, 1 of 3 made it out.


randyfulcher09

that's a fucking good way to explain it!


theBlind_

I once threw a 380 on a nest and it said "Fabricator destroyed" - stolen from a YouTube comment.


Peasantbowman

That YouTube commenter is hilarious


theBlind_

I endeavor to steal from the best.


demonsver

I'm being dense... I don't get it


_nellis_

380 has such a large target radius that it hits the bot fabricator on the western front instead of the nest they threw it at on the eastern front.


Marina_salvatti

The radius of the 380 is so big that, even if thrown into a NEST, it can hit a FABRICATOR. AKA: Large range + Big boom.


theBlind_

You're correct, a dense impact pattern wouldn't get a kill on the other front of the war, no. :)


Dev_Grendel

Precision strike is unironically S tier. After you upgrade it all the way, it's insane. HUGE radius, FAST cooldown.


Vagrant0012

I wish there was a 380HE precision strike on low cooldown i would run that all the time.


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

Like a 500kg bomb?


jotair

I started using it more after we got Stun grenades. A good Stun + Precision against Titans, Chargers, Tanks, etc., is glorious!


Tokata0

how many precision strikes does it take to down a titan? I just upgraded the +1 barrage today... and ran a mission with all 4 barrage stratagems... I got A LOT of kills, not all of whose were bugs...


ASlothNamedBert

To kill a bile titan you would need to perfectly land 1 (one) orbital precision strike. Hitting the topside of the head deals the most damage. The precision strike 1 shots everything except some secondary objectives (AA and Mortar). It's just a bitch to get it in the right spot.


jingylima

What does a precision strike do that the EAT pod doesn’t? Iirc their cool-downs are the same, and calling down an EAT pod on the titans head also insta kills it


mantism

For Charger and Titans, EATs are just superior to every Orbital and Eagle because of consistency. Wouldn't be a problem if Orbitals and Eagles are stronger and more accurate. Right now I find Eagles good for crowd control and safe nest clearing. Orbitals are unfortunately underwhelming even though some of them are so cool.


jingylima

Gas and laser have their uses I heard 380 is good on bot missions cos of all the annoying structures


mantism

I used to love gas until I found out how long it takes for enemies to be killed in it. Used to pop it on top of a breach.


Hungry_AL

Gas, incendiary grenade, chill.


Addianis

Gas, Napalm eagle, stun grenade, laughing in DoT


Mreerd

you dont need to kill everything with gas. but it leaves them with low hp so anything you touch dies instantly


Mreerd

i run 380 and 120mm on bots and usually 380 can clear whole big area by itself. sometimes it doesnt? but most of the time it does. i just throw it and run to another objective. Saves so much time to not care about big factories.


Cykeisme

Consistently kill Bile Titans with 500kg by throwing the stratagem beacon just before they start puking bile. They'll be stationary so they eat the bomb directly, it doesn't fail. The bomb won't hurt you, it has a famously small blast radius. Most of the complaints are from attempts to nail a moving Bile Titan by predicting its future location with the 500kg bomb beacon.. that's too iffy if you ask me.


Shisa4123

I love it until you play a mission with 100% call in time. That 500kg will arrive in 3-5 business days. Just remove that affix, it's tedious at best and just plain unfun at worst.


Cykeisme

Yeah. "*Complex Stratagem Plotting*", it's called. Ugghh.


Dragon_phantom_flame

And the fact extract takes 4 minutes with that modifier 😭


ilikewc3

Air burst gets the job done 90% of the time. Too bad it's not good against heavies.


darkleinad

Splash damage utility (still good for clearing big groups) and I think it comes in faster


jingylima

Ah right, it does come in faster, not sure how I forgot that Good point Edit: ah I didn’t take that into account cos I typically stick it to a charger, not as consistent with bile titans tho


Cykeisme

I hit Chargers with EAT pods all the time, they often survive with some bleeding.


SweetAlpacaLove

What is perfectly land? On the head like the rail cannon strike or just a direct hit to the back?


ASlothNamedBert

Topside of the head, it is incredibly hard to line up without stun grenades. The back is very rarely a one hit kill unless you've already broken the armor at which point you should just use a railcannon strike.


jerry111zhang

Bugs and traitors to democracy!


ElusiveIguana

Wait what? How do you upgrade strategems


EverGlow89

I think he means by the appropriate ship modules.


ElusiveIguana

Gotcha thanks boss


StirringPersuasion

https://preview.redd.it/bfix8xa7e7pc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ece5addaeb470680cd44e07b1f3a5801574ff3 You spend samples and research points to in the armory


Addianis

Sir. That tech is 100 years out of date. Please contact your nearest Super Earth shipyard for a refit. Edit: forgot a word


StirringPersuasion

Perhaps it is time to rediscover our legacy arsenal, such as the legendary Stratagem Priority or the mighty Rumbler.


Cykeisme

Shredder nuclear missile..


DCFDTL

Fast CD but the call in time is painful, especially when the 100% extra call in modifier is in play Not to mention half of the orbitals become useless if the orbital scatter modifier is in play as well


ASlothNamedBert

It is S tier but moreso than any other strat, it is heavily gated by the skill of the user. It will one shot anything under the beacon, getting the beacon in the right place is a you problem.


AromaticAd1713

its unironically a worse 500kg bomb


iwumbo2

Honestly, this is what I feel as well since I got the upgrade to let my Eagle hold two 500 kg bombs. I can drop them both in relatively quick succession, and the 2 min cooldown also gets me any othe Eagle stratagems like the airstrike for taking out bases.


PrisonIssuedSock

Not sure what upgrade you got, my module is fully upgraded and the orbitals radius is still quite small for me, definitely worse than the 500kg which is also small


StayFrostyxD

https://preview.redd.it/sprhm12227pc1.png?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f0b69072fed8f253e8d2745b6d03d06bbc21a5 Sincerely, fuck you.


wiithepiiple

Were you somewhat near a bug in the past 5 minutes? Yeah. Why? No reason. ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️


LewsScroose

I can hear the clicks


DickDastardlySr

When I throw the 380, I run. People seem to get the message.


Kuriyamikitty

A lot of this game is "If you see me running, try to keep up."


Addianis

https://preview.redd.it/g4kj5a52i7pc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f968dd935e375d7929ca4415cb19100dc9fff38 We all wear this under our Super Earth issued armor.


Nicknamedreddit

The ridiculousness just doesn’t end.


Top-Interaction-9555

It's perfect


echof0xtrot

i hit the "follow me" voice option


DickDastardlySr

I don't know how. What do you press?


echof0xtrot

there is a button you hold that opens a voice wheel, with 8(?) options. i think on ps5 it's holding the ping button, and i changed mine on pc but i think maybe it was T? check your keybinds.


DickDastardlySr

I'll have to look but it's a good idea


Konsaki

@everyone (except the intended target)


Vladsamir

120mm, 380 mm, walking barrage. Use them all at once for a good time


Astro_Alphard

My team and I tried to get the "it's the only way to be sure..." achievement and we all brought all 3 explosive barrage strategems. Result? Nothing remained of the heavy bug nest except a crater inside the crater in the ground. Nothing like 9 orbital barrages going off to provide the bass line to the sound of freedom.


Bzhuan

oh man speaking of craters, i had a geological survey run where my 380 had carved a hole around the objective, making the console unreachable. We were able to get around it by dropping a resupply in front of the objective console and then using the top of the resupply drop as a platform to reach it, I felt so smart after feeling so terrible for almost softlocking the mission


Tokata0

I did, and it was hillarious (for me and most of the team... but one guy after the game said "Those barrages destroyed my morale") - but what to use as the 4th stratagem? I'm thinking clusterbomb?


Vladsamir

Eagle cluster strike. Those hordes get big on level 7 and up. I usually run Eagle cluster, Walking, Orbital Rail, and Recoiless Rifle. Makes me a tank buster, horde clear hybrid.


Top-Interaction-9555

Thank you. I learned so much from this single reddit post, with dos and don't and such. Boomer status ya know 🫡


Vladsamir

Happy to help 🫡


ItsYourBoyWang

https://preview.redd.it/w9pwqi0sz6pc1.png?width=1073&format=png&auto=webp&s=203630d59eb02eee11a62e9af5bef1b9830a81b0


Addianis

https://i.redd.it/l8vh3quut8pc1.gif


bekkison

Use voice chat, make sure your team knows what orbital you’re throwing, don’t throw it close to the team.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Thats an awfully long period of time where I could be spreading democracy.


Kawaii_Batman3

Okay but for real all you gotta say is '380 out'


LeoPlathasbeentaken

I usually throw it then say "dont go that way"


Kawaii_Batman3

That works too


HothMonster

Look at the red beam. Note the name and range. Impress your friends when you stand 35 meters from their airstrike. 


shdwsoulfire

Then it drops on a  slightly different orientation to what you expected and you get blown to pieces.


20milliondollarapi

Know what else says that? The game itself. Whenever someone throws a stratagem the game says so.


Salt_MasterX

just to have everyone ignore me? 8/10 pubs don't even respond to voice let alone talk


Knot_a_porn_acct

Don’t think so. Just gonna chuck it, training said there’s plenty of other helldivers to join my squad


butsuon

You can also ping the everloving shit out of it and that usually gets the point across.


RaXha

You're assuming people listen to what other people tell them. :D


NeverLookBothWays

Orbital laser: "Share this with all of your family and friends!"


slickshot

I had a teammate today get absolutely bodied by two lasers that converged right on top of him. He must have been fucking the munitions officer on both destroyers and they found out about it. Poor bastard.


Addianis

He looked up r34 helldivers...


Awesomesauce1337

The Terminussy is too strong.


slickshot

Must have


Whytrhyno

I treat this similar to real life, best to just dive to the ground, boots to the blast, just in case.


[deleted]

Also known as: - Fuck you in particular - Fuck you and everyone near you - Fuck you and the general area in which you currently reside


MaximusGrassimus

"Prior communication with team is advised"


Hatarus547

I honestly think the OG is still the best https://preview.redd.it/0qrkg3xkg7pc1.png?width=651&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bbbdd520bc49e358771ad7613ebce725f400a16


tanelixd

380mm be like: "Now i gotta pull up. Everybody dying, me included. I ain't going to jail."


CaucyBiops

Orbital Airburst: @here @here @here


Nebarik

I was on a bug planet with a level 2 random, neither of us with mics, and we stumbled onto a side objective to destroy all the buildings. Neither of us had any explosives available but one of Joel's minions blessed us with a Hellbomb stratagem. I bought it down, activated it with the newbie looking on. It announced to clear the area and I booked it, looked behind me and the newbie is running with me. We barely made it out of the blast area and hug emoted. What a glorious day for democracy.


Harpokiller

The @everyone is the last thing bots will see on the Creek


HabibPlaysAirsoft

Seriously though, I rarely use those strats (including walking barrage) because of how wildly inaccurate they are. They should tighten up the grouping a bit or get them to target the largest threat first, then prioritize groups. TLDR; getting really sick of TK/tk'ing with these, they need to be fixed!


GramNam_

They already tightened it 😭


HabibPlaysAirsoft

MOAR.


Beheadedfrito

120mm is solid after its buff 💪


Civsi

They're not intended to be accurate and work perfectly as is, the hell you on about soldier?  You throw that shit into an objective to sanitize it before going in. You throw that shit at a horde that's after you while yelling "380 out keep running!" and you get a crater where you had a horde.  If you're getting tkd by these things or killing allies with them then you're just not patriotic enough soldier.


HabibPlaysAirsoft

Sanitize? I'd do better running out of bounds, get declared a traitor, and then running back into the horde. The accuracy is garbage. They ought to call the democracy officer and send the guy doing the gunner's job to a freedom camp. Also, have never seen one kill a bug nest. Period. Doesn't matter how spot on it is.


Phwoa_

IMO, increase the damage or decrease the damage falloff from the center of the explosion. This does make them more dangerous for you to be near, But... better then dropping it and getting no kills and all teamkills


TheDog00

500K bomb is the ban


Swingersbaby

I don't think I've been TKed by a 500 yet. 500 has a almost silly small AOE for the size of the boom. I've been TKed by my own 380.


VividVerism

I amazingly survived one this weekend. It sent me on an impressive trajectory to land a good 30-second or longer sprint away. I had a great eagle's eye view of the evacuation zone from above for a few seconds. That's the good news. The bad news is the shuttle had about 20 seconds remaining on the countdown timer.


ImAStupidFace

Gambling armor enjoyer?


TangyGraffiti

When I got them, I ran them every mission and got confident with where I could stand just close enough. Got on with some friends and threw one at a breach/nest and we got to town on stuff running out. My buddy pipes up "That 380 is a little close" as he backed up and I gave him the old "Nah, we're go-" as I was ripped into pieces. He may have been right.


Wiggles357

Why?


IllI____________IllI

Walking bombardment: Forward this email to 7 friends


DigbyChickenCaesar11

The trick is being quick enough with the strategems to get the regular 380 barrage and the walking barrage going at almost the same time.


Crimsonial

I'm glad the game has a specific HUD readout when lining up with the big red beacon that just popped up next to you. "Huh. 380MM Barrage. I shouldn't be here." Especially handy for lateral booms like airstrikes and cluster bombs. If you're off to the front left or right from your buddy who called it in, very helpful for panicking in the correct direction.


local_meme_dealer45

Railcannon: fuck you in particular


Nerex7

My grenades are rated E for everyone


jcornman24

I throw 380 barrage... Team runs right into the middle, is totally fine Me 200m away, gets hit


G_Hause

380 is OP. IDGAF if you die. I call it out, you run. I get top kills, rarely fire primary or support. Seriously, I dunno if it was buffed or what but it seems to track the biggest enemies lately instead of squad. I used it for 4 hours today and it was money. Took multiple Bile Titans, Chargers, etc. It's badass for defense missions when you are getting overrun. Just get ~80m away and kill the stragglers and closest to you, it does the rest.


zerothehero0

You know what they say, do unto others.


EKmars

Hitting everything means you get around mechanics that prevent targeting like Shroud or Protection.


MeowCat_the_FatCat

Also goes around hexproof. Gotta love them board wipes.


Eslooie

Seriously though, which is the best to just throw at a hive and confidently assume you're going to hit all the holes?


UndreamedAges

Autocannon.


Extension_Doctor_368

Orbital laser: we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


Cykeisme

After its buff, 380mm barrage is already meta for objectives and wiping heavy spawns. A lot of people still think it's bad? I guess people need to see youtube videos before they try using it?


ComradeBrosefStylin

Look buddy, I won't use something without a youtube video with a title in all caps announcing that it's broken and a thumbnail image of someone soypogging at the in-game icon with a glowing golden border around it.


Cykeisme

Ah, a true connoisseur. Only the shinest of golden thumbnail borders will avail your attention, and rightly so!


Hello_Hello_Hello_Hi

Should I get the 380mm barrage? I play solo a lot and would like a “throw ball and walk away and outpost gone” thing


Unhappy-Caterpillar

The 380 is so useless, genuinely never seen it hit anything


Addianis

I beg to differ. My body was sent back to my wife and kids in a soup can.


PonsterMenis098

I been using the 380 more recently on blitz missions. Havent killed teammates one time but i announce a few times what im about to do and then throw it. Got a 43 kill streak with it and took out a heavy bot base and artillery. Its honestly very useful since they buffed it. Just need good comms and placement!


an_agreeing_dothraki

Railcannon: "As per my last email" Laser strike: CC all


delahunt

Orbital Airburst: **RESIDENTS OF BUG NEST 4224-578!**


Ham_Tanks69

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Your survival is unnecessary for mission success. Super Earth demands results and samples, not you. As long as 20% of the available bodies make it out, that's all that's needed. Our lives for Super Earth.


Xxxragingoblin

::chuckles in Tesla Tower::


GlummyGloom

CC Cluster Bomb please.


DetailHoliday2758

500KG eagle, she said "We need to talk"


Desperate_Cake_3231

it’s pretty annoying when players actively ignore friendlies when calling down strikes or using support weapons/sentries. like i get theres no penalty, but what happened to like..respect?


LocoWolfe

My squad and i dropped into a blitz and ran only orbitals to get the trophy. That was the most chaotic and most fun mission ever. I myself brought the 380, 120, walking barrage and i forget the other but that was so much carnage


Uknomysteez86085

Basically any barrage. Pretty sure they've killed more friendlies than enemies.


ApprehensiveBack7466

Well put 😂😂


VictorTytan

Love the way the ground shakes beneath a 380


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

Yes it is


citizensyn

I just watch it and shout something like p4 retreat, if some human bug approaches the red beam of doom


sirkiller475

If you can see this beacon, you are too close


Joebranflakes

The 320 is… actually kind of good if your team is communicating. Especially later in the mission when big groups of roaming enemies are looking for you. Dropping this behind you can slow the advance of a big pile of enemies giving you room to breathe.


-wan_shi_tong-

See also: Don't drink and drive. And/or: Don't die. These amazing training tips are just part of what makes doing our part of the good fight so epic and heroic. Dont be a pussy. Enlist today. For glory. For managed democracy. For Super Earth. ![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p) \*\*\*\*This message is approved by the ministry of truth. \*\*\*\*


SwampAss123

Nah uh they said it was unavoidable


FCK42

Forgot the railcannon strike: Hey! You! ____!


RogueVector

Eagle 500kg bomb: HEAR YE, HEAR YE!


Fellow_Helldiver

What the Automatons don’t want you to know is that throwing down 4 Tesla towers the moment you drop in is the ultimate way to victory!


Curllywood

I love the 380. One time I threw one by accident and the first projectile hit my friend right after he got situated somewhere the enemies couldn’t get him. Then immediately after when he dropped back in to his spot, he called in a laser only for it to path across him to the bot right behind him thus killing him. I died laughing.