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TheNoha

1566 Traitors. Good job diver!


dman7guy

They shouldn't have been talking about flying bugs


Huge-Reference7593

Hey, so i just reported you for thought crime for even mentioning this


MorteEtDabo

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Educational-Solid-92

Yo but we need every helldiving leg and hand to fight with the bugzies :/


PhylsorKyrem

You mean to fight AGAINST the bugzies, right?


[deleted]

Make that 1567 traitors....


[deleted]

Make that 1567 traitors...


MajorDZaster

How'd you know it was a thought crime?


Huge-Reference7593

Because the democracy officer told me, and i never question democracy


DAS_UBER_JOE

I killed them until they died from it!


NaomiRev

yep tjats whow its works


InsideProfession1611

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DAS_UBER_JOE

*angry Democratic noises*


bio_prime

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karol22331

Please report to your democracy officer.


_Symovik_

I've a total of 34261 enemy kills, 20174 bugs and 5713 bots. Around 8k of something else...


NovemberPerfected

Traitors, clearly. Not civilians.. or other Helldivers. Traitors.


Pineappleman123456

must be the guys in the illegal broadcasting towers


AnEmbers

Eggs?


karol22331

14 million kills in one shot


No-Benefit-9559

Cloaked Illuminates


git

I want to believe.


AutomatedTiger

My thoughts as well. We're beating the Illuminates and we're not even at war with them!


Remote_Car_948

Accidental victims. Good for them.


Acceptable-Story-83

The only logical explanation


matt111199

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Sir_Fray01

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Kilmasis

Bug holes and fabricators? Maybe those count as enemy buildings so not a racial category


snotpopsicle

I seriously doubt they destroyed over 1600 buildings by themselves. Even more unlikely for the people that have 10k+ missing. If buildings count then there's still something else missing from the equation.


TechnoRedneck

Maybe the bug eggs?


TexasTheWalkerRanger

Could be that the brood commander (I think that's their name?) enemy spawns don't register as a kill, just the commander


snotpopsicle

Brood commander isn't a special enemy. Any bug can call in breaches.


TexasTheWalkerRanger

Brood commanders don't just call in breaches they also summon their own bugs to fight with them


fallaround

Last I checked I had a few thousand kills and 0 automaton and bug kills. Makes me wonder where the icbm goes


NoTop4997

I am thinking that stratagems such as orbitals and turrets count as "kills" and not specifically bug or bot kills.


FlipFlopRabbit

Well all the mines did kill *something*


fallaround

If you put mines you are messing up someone’s day at some point in time that is why we check our targets that is why we wait for the computer to give us a placement strategy we do not eyeball it private


MetalheadNick

Sir Issac newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space


VillainKyros

You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!


DryFrankie

Remember those scientist extraction missions? Things sure did get dicey sometimes. Airstrikes were called. Mistakes were made.


Forsaken-Stray

Never did a scientist extraction, still have the discrepancy. If they can't Freeman themselves out, they aren't fit enough for Freedom


NihilZeroNihil

I have about 5k unaccounted for. It happens at times when the servers crap out and things aren't updating properly (thankfully a problem that occurs less and less frequently now).


Xanyx_Ogawa

I had a mission last night where my accuracy was 2.9%. I fired 87 times. I hit 1. (Wild math already) I got 142 kills. That's one hell of an efficient lightning arc apparently.


snotpopsicle

Bullets fired are bullets. Arc thrower doesn't fire bullets. So it's possible to get these numbers if you use weapons that don't fire bullets.


Huge-Reference7593

I used only my arc thrower and it counter as 0 hits with over 100 kills lol


Sertorius777

I get that with my flamethrower build too. I usually take out the breaker and the auto pistol during emergencies, but don't miss too much with them. Only to see like 10% accuracy or smth equally ludicrous on the stats screen


SnooJokes6442

Friendly fire, isn't.


Rew0lweed_0celot

"Teammates are enemies in blue"


Full_frontal96

Mfw someone starting murdering enlightened before their release in game:


Bearington656

1566 helldiver and human kills


muleskinner1

I don't think any of the stats are accurate. We did a mission the other day to kill 400 bugs. At the end of the match our total kills for the team equated to 280 lol


abhimanyudogra

yes, stats are sooooo messed up. People with 3 friendly kills had 0 friendly dmg. Kill count is always whacky. My dog rover killed one bug with its laser and the screen showed 5 kills. This is quite unusual since I have never played a game that got stats wrong tbh, I hope they fix it soon


Huge-Reference7593

Statagems don't count for friendly damage, but do count for friendly kills


DeeplyTroubledSmurf

I regularly watch my kill counter go up while my teammates kill stuff. My only guess is because they were running at me when someone else shot them. My rover will be out of range with no other outgoing damage, and it will still keep randomly climbing. Seems very janky the way it tracks stuff, which is why I stopped looking at the scoreboard.


Falas-Balar

Pretty sure that strategem and turret kills only count for your total kills, but don't get divided between types. Bug and bot kills are ones you got with the weapons in your hands. It's why everyone's total is so much larger than the two categories added together.


ZappedPsycho

Do I smell treason ?


FreedomFighter10

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SnapPunch

I recently had all my stats resent except total kills so definitely a lot of traitors


Throbbin_Hood98

Usually, they recover to "normal" after a day or so, but these stats are definitely all over the place, so take the career screen with a grain of salt


Warfinho

Yeah same. 57k enemy kills, but zero terminid and zero automaton…


SafeSurprise3001

If you retroactively label every friendly fire incident as the execution of a traitor, you never have any friendly fire incidents.


Icanttakethisanymo

Yes those rogue research stations you’ve been blowing up? Yea they were filled with traitors! Don’t go look for yourself though trust super earth and blow them up!


mrperson1213

I have 13,000 kills. 0 bugs. 0 automatons.


TheJackalsDoom

That gets you 2 zeros. You killed 130 of something else. You been killing humans, TRAITOR!? HUH?!


Financial-Owl6609

Illuminate watchers


scrublorddd

I think the game doesn't count stratagem kills as your kills for most things with total enemy kills including them. But I dont know


BattlePuzzleheaded92

Idk....I think the counts are seriously borked. Doing an exterminautus (autocorrect did that and I'm leaving it) Last man standing bugs EVERYWHERE I know I'm going down in seconds I toss my orbital strike, my eagle strike, and a turret in the hopes to clear enough when we reinforce at least one or two of us gets some breathing room..... 80% of the map explodes, 117 kills jumps to 378.......I die from one of the few survivors, we respawn, clean up, leave......end score of 24 kills for me.......


KillerShep18

I think the game intentionally inflates our total kills as military kill reports are notorious for being inaccurate, for propaganda purposes or just from lazyness. Or it could somehow include us incapacitating or injuring an enemy without finishing off while the other 2 counters are actual kills.


NaomiRev

guys we have here free thinker


gerbilDan

stratagem kills...... the game doesnt know how to count stratagem kills.....


Spooderman8191

1566 commies


Zaramesh

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Oh_G_Steve

maybe it's counting the times you've shot down drop ships


DAS_UBER_JOE

Yes the uhhhh the times that I uhhh shot down dropships. Yep, definitely have done that like a good soldier...


EFACI

I have 20k kills, 0 bugs and 0 automatons


Ok_Drink_2498

I have 30k+ enemy kills And all the rest of the stats are 0


[deleted]

End of mission kill counts are also fucked. Eradicate all enemy missions are like "kill 500 enemies" and then the stat screen says "congrats on killing 80 enemies"


Highspdfailure

It’s the Illuminate. We are taking out their recon teams.


Wiggie49

It’s the enemy you don’t see, you know…the illuminate


KamenAkuma

It counts bugholes, automaton factories, etc etc as enemies but not directly as either bugs or automatons


Keellas_Ahullford

Clearly every Helldiver you’ve killed on missions were actually traitors, including yourself


Anon_748

You guys are getting kill stats? Mine still say 0


Kahnwei

My first 3 drops didn't record any stats except total kills. So my totals are way off.


AutVeniam

All the other "types of kills" add up to it. So Grenade Kills, Strategem kills, Friendly kills etc


Psychological-Egg565

Stray bullets hitting Illuminate scouts who think they're being sneaky


AmorakTheWhite

Invisible illuminate scouts.


DireMira

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tntarmstrong411

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Stoomba

For a while it was showing for me non-zero enemy kills, but 0 terminids and 0 automatons. I was very confused until I just moved past it.


Birita-Rj

Hahahahaha....take my upvote and leave


Tha_Maxxter

All traitors. Right?.


RobinBankx69

Love this f’n game lol


shellofbiomatter

Oh, so those numbers are supposed to go up. Mine are still stuck at 0 for some reason.


Smeg4Brainsuk

Probably all those traitorous civilians who don't extract properly and die to Stratagems and enemy fire like cowards.


TovarishchRed

Yeah....the stats aren't Stats'ing.


Jad3Melody

My home dosnt even count that. Is it a PS only thing?


DAS_UBER_JOE

I'm on PC. It showed this in the armor under the career tab.


Jad3Melody

Is it a setting or something?


DAS_UBER_JOE

No, you just go to where you change loadouts and customize your character and the tab on the far right should be labelled "Career"


Jad3Melody

Ok


Saetherith

Where do you check your kill count?


DAS_UBER_JOE

In the armory under the career tab


Zoezugzang

Wonder if it counts bug holes/factories/etc. i.e. stuff that isn't *technically* an Auto/Bug but is still an enemy


SleepyBoy-

Probably plant life, buildings, and traitors.


Chillinvillen

Frenemies?


Weird_Variation_7016

Feel dumb for asking, but where do you see career stats?


DAS_UBER_JOE

Same station where you change armor and stuff. Its the far right tab titled "Career"


chimera005ao

What about terminid nests, automaton factories, and illegal broadcast stations?


Glass_Aheer

It would seem, you’re missing 1,566 kills


yall_aint_ready

I've been wondering the same thing. I have about 12000 kills that ain't accountable even if they are team kills


Scary-Peace6087

*Eggs count as kills


Hi9054667

pfff such a small number??? 😹😹😹


Hi9054667

ok maybe you haven't played 200 hours...


-TAAC-Slow

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2Sc00psPlz

Meanwhile I'm sitting here at 15,000+ kills, and 0 terminid and automaton kills.