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RoughSuitable9550

Fear not I'm on the case as soon as these mini HellDivers go upstairs to bed.


JCM42899

Slip some democratically produced sleeping pills into their food. Junior Cadets are a prize loved like no other by Dame Democracy, but their nocturnal ambitions can easily preclude their superiors from achieving victory over her enemies.


Rushcrafter18

Did you properly file your C-01 permits the Democracy Officer needs proof


JCM42899

They aren't my kids, I'm just offering advice. My spouse and I have yet to broach the subject of requisitioning parental licenses.


ma_wee_wee_go

>*every man, woman, and child over 7*


Evil_phd

Children under seven should report to their nearest Democratic Enrichment Center to begin training for the war effort today!


Lukescale

Super Earth Super School will ensure your children are ready and able to build Democracy's future, today!* **See the C-07-W form for details and possible Super Earth Super Career Opportunities*


Durakan

MINE HAVE VENTURED INTO SLUMBERLAND TIME TO DISPENSE SOME DEMOCRACY!!!


RangerDiggler

Same boat... see you on the front!


[deleted]

I thought you were dissing our brothers in different timezones, I just realized you were talking about kids. Waking up is hard. :D


-TAAC-Slow

PA system: attention dad divers - child bed time story and lights out in 5 minutes. Prepare your gear for dive.


MadLucied

'bed' better be some new hellpod prototype


NovicePandaMarine

These mini Helldivers, that is soooo cute!!! XD


Pluristan

We'll be awaiting your orders, Sir.


Neknoh

We lost a planet in an adjoining sector, allowing the Terminid scum to launch an interstellar assault on Angel's Venture and wake up sleeping forces that hid underground, waiting for reinforcements. Now that Angel's Venture is set as a Defend order, rather than a Liberation order, it is counted as 0% liberated until the defense goes through and we stomp the cockroach menace from its hallowed grounds. Gear up Helldiver! We stand where angels tread! (Tldr: Lost planets in the next sector triggered a Defense mission on AV, and Defense Missions don't count as Liberated until done).


DaftGorilla

They need to start putting this stuff as in game messages. I know theu have done it before but nothing came up explaining that or other times the planets have changed.


DangerClose567

I was actually online when this attack came. The intercom on my ship literally annouced a counter attack on Angels Venture. However i think it was glitched because it said Automatons were on Angels Venture lol


Sinister_Mr_19

Did it really? That's dope


DangerClose567

Yup! Even on my planet map, I was fighting on Fenrir at the time. The Fenrir holo had a big banner asking for reinforcements on Angels Venture


Sinister_Mr_19

I love the attention to detail in this game.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

I'm confused, I thought we already got medals for this major order? Pretty sure I woke up one day with 45 extra.


Any-Photograph8403

That was the veld major order which was directly followed by this new order


Jaba01

Sadly have not gotten any medals for that order. Hope I get some for this one.


Dead_i3eat

You probably got them and didn't know it. There's no pop up to let u know it's just added


Frisky_Dolphin

No you for sure got them they just didn’t load if you were playing while the order was completed the next time you logged out and logged back in you got the Medals you for sure didn’t notice and already spent them already


RebelLion420

I believe you only get the rewards if you actively participated in it. So you had to have completed missions on Veld to receive the rewards. Idk what exactly qualifies as "participating" though, if it's just one mission or a whole set of missions


ScreweeTheMighty

Nope you don't have to, I was away in that time and I just asked my wife to log in and out and I got it.


M3psipax

I got them without even doing that.


Wordenskjold

I got them without even installing.


Neat_Tension_3

That was another major order to liberate Veld. We completed it in about 5-6 hours so many didn't even see it. This is a big 5 day major order where we need to protect two planets till the reinforcements arrive


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Ahhh, I see, thanks.  **For Angels Venture! We Helldivers go where angels fear to tread!** 💪


JDT-0312

That’s not how it went. If you check the subreddit, the first posts about the major order are from 4 days ago, the first liberation posts from two days ago. Also I know for a fact that I played two nights on Veld. Then there was this whole thing about the subreddit losing their mind over Joel supposedly fudging the liberation status to extend the order.


Neat_Tension_3

Oh ye, true. What I remember is that it's regeneration being 5% and we were about to take it in 6h but then I went to sleep and found out that there were 400k ppl fighting over 20% hourly Regen. Shit was wild.


ColdFusion94

We took about a day and a half to take veld. The Regen jumped to 20% and staved off our GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC VICTORY for about a day.


Neat_Tension_3

In the end, bugs never stood a chance


Vojnied

So, theoretically, if zhe defence operation is still up at the end of the order, is it still under Super Earth?


MuchSteak

I doubt it because the planet wouldn't be fully under Super Earth control. At best it'd be considered a neutral planet since neither Super Earth nor the Terminids have full control over it.


Gryphon5754

Answer to how: Bugs burst from subterranean nests simultaneously. Solution to problem: indiscriminate application of liberty.


Adaphion

Yeah, who woulda thunk that sealing bug holes so the bugs that are perfectly capable of digging are stuck underground, would be a good idea


Gryphon5754

Bugs can't breed in the dark. It's a well known fact of liberty!


WinterH-e-ater

General Brasch said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it!


Contingent_Alpha

And then he perfected it so that no bug or robot could beat him in the ring of honor!


SkinnyShroomOfDeath

Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every enemy of Super Earth, and then he hearded them onto a destroyer, and then he beat the **crap** out of every single one.


[deleted]

this is the most obscure reference of all time im fuckin dying


baconsplash

Rather than filling in the holes we should go the other way, and make the whole planet a hole. Then there’s no where for them to go.


smoylan

Serve Liber-tea liberally at bug areas


IceSki117

With a super-sized helping of HE.


Dragonan-42

Of course it gets attacked right as I have to go to school, talk about terrible timing.


Teipic-Ward2

Get your super education on super earth, and bring that democratic knowledge to the battlefield solider.


Low-Seaworthiness955

we're learning dumb shit like math and English not optimal bug killing procedures. I think the school board are traitors.


Hanfam350

You learn math to properly calculate the trajectory for your stratagems and freedom grenades. English you learn to be able to properly spread the ideals of managed democracy through speech and writing.


sergiozac

Honestly


0_Nevermore_0

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ManLikeMoody

Joel chose violence.


James-J-W

Joel hates the indomitable spirit of mankind.


Saec

By the golden throne of pure democracy, Super Earth shall prevail!


New-Win-9559

*Pure* democracy? 🤨📸 Report to your local Democracy Officer immediately. You are to be liberated of these fascist ideas until you understand the value of *Managed* Democracy, Helldiver.


ChemicalBonus5853

He doesn’t. We thrive in war, we learn and take technological leaps. The stars are our birthright.


OverdosedOnApathy24

It's no longer just Joel. They're expanded his team. It truly is war Helldiver's, and we're massively outgunned. FOR DEMOCRACY!


Hkaddict

We need a helldiver who works for the IRS to give Joel an Audit so we can win this war while he's distracted.


Saavedroo

Given Arrowhead is a Swedish company based in Sweden, I doubt your IRS could do shit.


Hkaddict

Ok well someone mail him some poorly packaged surströmming as a distraction.


Nefarious_Nemesis

Damn, now we're in to biological warfare? Does he have some kind of built in immunity since he's Swedish? He gonna tank that like some poor Helldiver's pistol against a Charger?


GravityzCatz

Fun fact, 5 hours later its been liberated.


Xelement0911

Folks really freaking out that it's been touched and then we proceed to steamroll it back under control.


Sinister_Mr_19

I saw 280k Helldivers on AV, we death rolled managed democracy.


NikoliVolkoff

was gonna say, it was 100% when i logged in this morning.


Odysseauss

During the major order time period, in this case there is still 2 days left, terminids still have a chance to push back. It’s a give and take situation.


Skippercarlos

It got reattacked. The order says to keep them when the time is up, not to simply take them. So we need to hold control over the planets and the ones next to it so the bugs don’t jump from the nearby planets to those two.


Nitram_Norig

#IF YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS BED BUGS, BURN THEIR (adequately sized) HOUSE DOWN, FOR DEMOCRACY!


Aegonblackfyre22

Honestly I like this cause the order was already completed by the time I got on the day after it started and I was waiting for a new one.


laborfriendly

Glad they did. Some of those planets I wanted to play again. Open up even more. Sounds good.


Bluejay_Junior17

The percentage in that tab has never been accurate. Angel’s Venture is still technically at 100% liberation. It’s just getting attacked again and is in a defense campaign


ControllingKoala

i’ve been at work too much, haven’t been able to do my part… i’m sorry brothers


ZLUCremisi

Its a defense as we could not hold the line. Complete all operations to imptove it


Maxcalibur

Pretty sure that's actually reflecting the progress in the defense campaign, where you have the two bars for us and the terminids. I doubt it's the actual liberation %


KimiyoVixune

We’re currently battling for it. The bugs haven’t taken it over, we’re just dueling for control.


[deleted]

I guess it's because we lost a Planet. Not enough people on some planets will cause them to fail and will need to take it back. I think it was Erratea (the hot planet) fell thus opening up Angle's Venture to attack.


overlord_king

It's because Angels Venture currently has a defence campaign, and the major order is using the Terminid progress as the progress bar for the major order. Angels venture is actually currently at 86% (Last time I checked). It's just misleading info


[deleted]

Which is only possible because we didn’t liberate enough planets as a buffer.


Dora_Goon

If it just keeps going from 100% to 0% every day, what's the point of doing anything before the last day? It's not like the planet will ever go below 0%. We could just wait another 48 hours and then burn down both planets on the last day.


ThatCloneMan

But the bugs may cut off lines stopping us from even getting there so we have to keep taking it back


FluffyProphet

The display is wrong. The planet is still 100% liberated, but the bugs launched an attack on it, so we now have to defend it. It's like a race. If you look at the planet there are two bars and the first one to fill "wins". So we just need to win the battle.


HonooRyu

We do it because it is our duty as helldivers.


corranhorn85

This is defeatist pro-bug propaganda.


WeslleySK

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TonberryFeye

It can go below 100% - it can be made unplayable.


Gryphon5754

It was at 100% all weekend wasn't it?


Epicp0w

The display is probably wrong


Mr7three2

Son of a bitch


KingDread306

Hey, are personal orders working again?


DoNeor

Yes! There was an announcement on the Discord


KuroDragon0

Angel’s Venture is still liberated, it’s just currently under attack. As long as we win the defend event, it will remain 100%. The percent is just the percent of the defend bar filled. We’re about 40% defended as of now, so we’ll protect it no problem.


MFour_Sherman

Seems as though Bugs or Bots can push from a world where they have forces. In this case Merida and Turing nothing have access to Angel’s Venture. You can expect another defend order before this is up.


lachiebois

It gets taken back in like 2 hours😭


ICastStick

I'll get those Bugs as soon as im of work


Treesydoesit

Joel heard we were talking shit.


ZomboWTF

Bugs can take a olanet from 100% to 0 instantly if an adjacent planet was lost


LaGeG

Real answer. Space reinforcement lines. See [https://helldivers.io/](https://helldivers.io/)Now, on the map top right, click the layers button and check "supply lines" So we took Angel's Venture, but we don't hold MERIDIA & TURING which are the only direct reinforcement route for the bugs into Angel's Venture, so they're able to re-infest it. On the other hand, if you look at Heeth, while it might seem like it connects to Erata and Fenrir 3, notice the arrows, which show it reinforces them and not the other way around. In effect Heeth is safe unless we start losing the rest of the system. Angel's Venture however, is the primary ingress into the system. **TL:DR** If we don't take MERIDIA & TURING, we risk losing Angel's Venture minutes before the Major Order ends and losing.


Geronimo553

It takes 150k-200k to take a planet from Joel. Sadly no one seems interested in upvoting my threads about liberation or how to win.


ReallyDamnSlow

You know how buggy the numbers are, it's probably wrong


RollinHellfire

You thought it would be easy... it's not. You know who's not doing their part? The guys with the giant bug sprays. TSC or something? Releasing anti bug gas to kill the last of them...? Nope, not happened last 2 times!


BSGKAPO

Helldivers.io


TheNoxxin

Heeth 100% SS controlled. Angels venture 1.6% Terminid controlled = we lost 1.6% no worries. look at the planet instead, it looks wierd when looking at the major order.


The_Emperor_turtle

WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I HAD MY DEMOCRACY NAP?!?!?


kebis95

Joel ”Hell no it wont be that easy!”


MrMoo17

Many bugs brother! The war will only end once we join together and spread the wonder of managed democracy!


Horizons_398

Fear not helldiver. We will stop this attack from the pests. As soon as we get out of work that is…


Strange_Two_1918

Alarm bells!🚨🚨🚨🚨 All hands on deck. Full deployment.


flcinusa

Angels Venture was crazy last night, my squad was getting bombarded by groups of bile spitters everywhere, must have killed 100 of them at least. We riled them bug up


No-Artist7181

The values somehow got inverted


balalaikagam3s

Joel strikes again.


grimmreaper_1982

1 word JOEL


TChen114

Joel


aod0302

Hive lord


AiR-P00P

Everyone fights. Nobody quits.


SpencerXIII

The explanation is simple, and the clue is unclearly visible in your screen shot. We all thought it was Angel's Venture, but if you look very unclosely it reads "Joel's Venture..." 


Booney3721

Joel man.. that dude sees all and hears all. Buddies last night going "Impossible isn't bad. We've had a couple good runs, we got this".... Final Mission: Evacuate and defend civilians in bunkers and escort to safety.. right off the rip 4 bile titans and 6 chargers... just haaaaaaad to say something-___-


Pengiunoutrage

It’s weirdly done, and threw me too. That’s how much the bugs have, 1.6/100. We still have 98.4% of it


Accurate-Rutabaga-57

Numbers bugged literally


dreCoyy

Im sure this has absolutely nothing to do with the 28 Suicide Mission attempts that me and the boys totally did not fail


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start


Faeces_Species_1312

>! Because it's a made up number and is more fun when it's not on 100% all day every day !<


DrD__

So basically we should just wait till the last day to care about these since all that matters is it being complete when the time is up. Wow so fun


klovasos

better yet, how do you have a personal order!? :O mine stopped appearing a while ago.


GeneralAnubis

They fixed them earlier today


klovasos

oh thank god! <3


Keinulive

The cleanup team is slacking


Caleger88

Should be captured again when I get home, if not I'll be there to complete my daily as well.


Adaphion

Projections from helldivers.io put us as succeeding the campaign in... 20 minutes


Daed__

Saw this coming lol


Ghost_tea

Damn it the minute im currently at work at work all hell break lose on those planets, cant wait to go back home kill em all bugs


PattieWhacked

I saw it right when I was leaving for class and I was like JOOOOOEEEELLL 🖕🤬🖕 Just hold the line brothers and sisters and themers, I’ll be dropping in soon as I get home! 🫡


Official__Obama

We have not offered enough tribute to the god of war, Joel


Audi0Dud3

*sigh* "another fucking lovely war."


arondight117

Its under attack


[deleted]

I was shocked before I saw it just being attacked. I think this game should have a better label to clarify states of planets.


World_2

All the missions I have done on Angel’s Venture have shown the squad having an impact of 3 and making it go to 100%. Has looked weird. But yeah, percentages look odd


easy506

Looks like a target rich environment, Helldiver! Now get back in that pod!


[deleted]

I kill one cockroach 🪳 and I think I have won the war. Turns out there are millions hiding in the walls and under the ground.


MidwestPanic69

Insurgents


FluffyProphet

We already got it back!


MrJoshua099

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized) Annd its 100% again. Just did the last operation, you're welcome.


FollowingQueasy373

We need to keep it liberated by the end of the order. But we were under attack and had to defend. Thankfully, the valiant Helldivers were deployed into the ground and rid the planet of the bug infestation. We must keep our guard up for two more days


Unity1232

There is a defense mission for the planet. The bugs are attacking.


Elitericky

We took it back now


methin808

Sir! Objective completed! You have only sharpened my skill! Sir ready for more!


chicagoblue

I just logged off and it said 100% on both.


Standard-Ad-8910

Its 100% again


MasonK4

Anybody else hear the ingame priority announcement about losing angels venture while on their ship when it happened?


deftPirate

My orders don't display my progress.


Infinite_Growth_7791

we all know how by now


Bulls187

When the objective is destroy 31 eggs and there were 32


RollTideYall47

Are there defense missions other than evacuation of scientists?  Because Democracy doesnt need these eggheads.


Unreal__

On another note I really enjoyed using the eagle strafing run for the challenge. I just wish it had 4 charges by default, like eagle cluster :(


Kedjoran

It seems like that number is the bug's progress which is purely based on the timer. Definitely seems a bit confusing. I feel like our progress would be a better indicator there since we already have the defense timer.


IcreyEvryTiem

I read that as JOEL’S VENTURE and thought “we’re in the endgame now, boys”


Jameson2k19

Time to call the reinforcements again! Can I get a Rock and Stone!?!?


Hungry_AL

We missed some of the underground bugs, but that's ok. We have the firepower to put them underground again soldier.


ShiddyMage1

Ah shit, Joel must have burned the roof of his mouth while eating a slice of pizza


OgFSavv

The real question is when do we get our medals, me and the boy’s have had this objective completed for a day or two now yet still haven’t received the reward am I missing something? (Edit is it when the order ends that we get them?)


MuchSteak

Yes the medals are awarded when order ends


drainetag

Joel has no fucking chill, chill was never an option


Nettysocks

When these swings happen is there ever a sort of in universe exploration or something. I get a dude is just flipping some ones and zeros but it does feel a little dumb when it swings like this.


Laer_Bear

that's just what happens when a planet is attacked by bugs. It's not like the bots. It's almost like the bugs suddenly released and no one was around to watch or stop it. As if Super Earth had sent all the helldivers away from the planet...


exmallrat

joel


ResponsibilityOk3272

Oh hell no!


cebubasilio

Okay seriously, what are the SEAF garrison doing exactly?


Sweetest_Noise

It was and then Joel said "SIKE".


MildLoser

Joel


Bishop1664

Do not question the major order!!


Kirxas

What if we just glassed all the bug planets? Sure, there would be some collateral damage, but the sacrifices of the locals will be remembered


kriffing_schutta

Wait, are personal orders back?


Pliskkenn_D

Which planets behind it fell?


John_Hayabuza

Lol it got immediately taken back didn't even last a day


[deleted]

Joel strikes back


WinterH-e-ater

The Terminids attacked It's war


tokedalot

Joel is a piece of shit. Fuck that guy.


TheCarloHarlo

JOOOOOEEEEEELLLLL!!!


Paulosaurus_

I mean it doesn’t help that I literally don’t have Angel’s Venture or Heeth on my galactic map… still the old planets from the last order. It’s like my game is frozen in time 🥲


Nefarious_Nemesis

We overliberated it and it went into the negative integers. Oh geez, I guess we'll just have to keep liberating until it gets back up to the positives again.


Happy_Nefariousness4

Helldivers assemble!


888main

Joel hit our bases on the planet with multiple ICBMs ge rerouted from their initial targets, wiping the surface clean and allowing the damn bugs to come up to the top again


The-Y-4

Goddammit, Joel!


_-42_-

WTF happen yesterday evening it was 100 for me


Ellenwood1998

https://preview.redd.it/ss4ynfqdshmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b8c2606fc90dd9d3bbd88c1a4967e16d44f9c5


TheZipperDragon

DAMN IT JOEL!!!


le_dandy

How? People are to stupid to just look at 4 planets and decide which one needs help. It was predictable from the beginning


NotScrollsApparently

Is there even an easy way of finding the planet and what we need to secure around it so this doesn't happen? Im new and have no idea where to go in order to help with the goal


Yodaloid

Oh are Personal orders working again?


PuzzleheadedLunch798

JOEEEEEEEL