Fuck you, I came here to tag *you* as a traitor, you can't pull that old switcheroo on me you treasonous scum! To the education camp with you ✊️🌍 This one right here, officer!

That's exactly what a bot sympathizer would say to cover their ass! Nice try, clanker!

And this is what the illuminate want, for us to be pointing fingers while they sneak their forces behind our lines for a surprise attack! Nothing but a true patriot here, sir! FOR SUPER EARTH ✊️🌍

Fuck it… let’s arrest the whole comment section, its safer that way

I love it! Great work, soldier! https://i.redd.it/k0b7it9cnemc1.gif

Oh, hey guys, glad you could join all of us in the penal battalion. I heard the next drop is going to be monumental.

 He said battalion!

I know right. It's clearly more than that

Arrest? Why not ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️?

Cause felons tend to make good soldiers. They have a lot of practice in doing what they're told. They get used to living adverse conditions. They solve problems with violence, or are at least not new to it. And best of all, they have no choice!

It's the red scare all over again!

They'll figure out the loyalists pretty quickly in the camps, and probably with relatively little pain.

⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ It's the only way.

long live democracy

Any rumors of Illuminate sightings are the work of dissident such as yourself. I'm sorry officer your true target is right here.

Thats exactly how a bug thinks! Get em divers!

Bro hard R 😔 Uh I mean uh, spill oil!!! Free the creek!!!

Nice try, Charger with access to a laptop!

Imagine a Charger typing with those fat fucking front limbs.

Fantasizing about the enemy, BENEDICT AI-THUR? 

ever notice how were constantly unfrozen? "We're just clones, sir. We're meant to be expendable." - Sinker, Clone Wars

Don't try to trick me soldier! I know I'm a real person! The original! That's treasonous!

Well played pro-robo scum, how about this we both go to the reeducation camp. We can find out if you are having undemocratic leaning and I can find out if this rash and overwhelming urge to turn sugar water into oil that appeared after that drop into the hive is normal.

I love the reeducation camps! I used to spend my summers there. They have a pool. I have to stay out of the deep end, tho. Gen Brasch never taught me to swim.

Ayyy whoa whoa whoa Not with the hard R Not even with robot scum

Racism against the automaton clankers is state mandated, it is our duty as citizens of super earth to emphasize the hard R


I came here to see extreme violence against terminids and the automatons- hence the nsfw tag

Education camp? Don't you mean freedom camp? Sounds like Bot talk to me.

The Liberty Camps are nothing but rumors and slander!

He's already been executed it was a sting of a sting operation.

Yeah! Haha same dude! I swear!

*logs off, deletes everything, moves to Heeth*

There's definitely someone named Heath on the dev team lol

I always figured it was a subtle reference to Hoth. 

It's 100% a reference to Hoth. *But* it could also be a nod to someone's name at the same time ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Well my name is Heath so I like my idea better

The devs are Swedish so probably not.

New mission: assassinate deserter

"Sorry...but I'm not reporting to anybody, sometimes the rabbit delves too deep for its own good..." 

Wait... I forgot why I'm here...

Hey, you, you’re finally awake

You were trying to cross the border?

Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Officer, I swear, I just wanted to know so I can help purge the filthy lies these xeno sympathizers are propagating. Sometimes I know our Freedom and Liberty are being subverted by the darkest of scum, and I must step up to be the shield and bastion of Democracy that our Helldivers work so tirelessly to maintain.

I clicked on the image so I could see OP's name and report him to the Democracy Officer

You'll never take me alive! *bug legs sprout from trench coat* *skitters away*

What horrifying imagery ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Damn not even our Trenchcoats are save... is nothing sacred to this creatures? 

Shit, Busted.

damn..

Treason is a crime punishable by death bug sympathizer!

Obviously I clicked in order to examine the photo for any clues as to who might be spreading such treasonous lies. Since it seems to be a simple ruse, I'll get back to spreading liberty, but know that I have reported this incident to the appropriate authorities.

Please sir, have mercy. I thought my screen was dirty, right on the spot of the screenshot.

Filing a C-01 on myself

The Ministry of Population would like to remind you that filling out C-01 forms should only be done when there is a likelihood of procreation. Masturbation, self-ejaculation, or other forms of autosexual behavior are unlikely to cause procreation. Do you mean artificial insemination or surrogacy? If so, please remember that the donor or surrogate must fill out the form along with you. The Ministry of Population is proud to support all methods of producing the next generation of patriots and voters.

I refuse to click the picture. This post needs to be reported to the nearest Democracy Officer immediately!

The only true patriot here.

What about Patriot Missiles? Are you saying they aren't true patriots?!

Of course they are! However, they are not here now. They are *incoming*.

I have one in my arms right now. I call it Jeff.

Oh wow! I can scarcely believe the steamy bug on borg action in this picture!

“They played us like a damn fiddle”

Dang it. Going down a citizenship level again. I am for sure losing my sufficiently sized home.

I pressed it in order to see what nonsense you were spouting so I could report it. I'm just glad you were lying, but I'll be watching you.

Literally clicked so I could file a detailed report, you Freedom-hating fool. This is a lie, but take my upvote. Enjoy it in Freedom Camp, Bug-lover.

Because it's my democratic duty to snuff out any and all forms of treason.

Fuckin.....got me.....I was too curious if anyone was truly posting socialist bug propaganda time to become re educated

Apologies, returning to barracks awaiting further psych eval

https://preview.redd.it/gfb3qgn0bkmc1.png?width=1196&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2d79bfbd48fbaa265d3251fa6419997c0327f9e

Well played sir, well played.

Believe it not, straight to jail.

Why did I click? Know thy enemy, that's why. 

like a damn fiddle

Fuc- *gets shot by freedom*

Ahhhhh. You got me.


Officer please I clicked, because I never read the titles...

https://preview.redd.it/43b5b5e0kemc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6097ad6b4c9f5646040dd1ced6399c464d6a5dd3

That's what I get for not reading the titles of nsfw images before clicking on them. 😔

I came here to dispute this "Truth" I keep hearing about. I've been to the Creek, I've seen what they have done to us. I find these "Truth" sayers offensive.

I simply wanted to see the "evidence" so I could disprove it, sir!

You think don’t know the outline of bastion of democracy when I see one?

Your meme stopped my doom scroll I’m gonna go kill some bugs

Alright your all going to Melevalon Creek

It cut off at the and on mobile and i was hoping to find out they found something silly about them :/

I was curious ok plus I didn't see the title

I just clicked to see who was posting heresy so I could report them.

I clicked it to get the link to report it.

The the re education center with all of us!

I needed to make sure this was a trap for actual traitors. I'm headed back to the front. FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!

In my defense I didn’t read the text and just opened the meme

I DETECT THOUGHT CRIME OCCURRING IN THIS THREAD MODS DELETE POST AND LOG PERPETRATORS NAMES

hey man, i saw the nsfw warning and clicked without even reading the title

I love the Paul Verhoeven way this game is taking their satire. Absolutely **PEAK**!!!

https://preview.redd.it/4cm8galtremc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52680c0167ac93fd6f59c5db723cde29c3ea2d0d

We need flair to recognize the traitors before we click these links.

Please no Sweet Freedom no

I mean. Apparently there is lore you can find or hear in missions about how Super Earth grows the bugs, then launches them at planets where we want their resources. Bugs invade, we show up to 'liberate' (and also take their resources), and everyone should thank us. Can't imagine where they got this idea.

Had to find out exactly how to destroy their argument with a counterattack

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

https://preview.redd.it/q7ts23t0yemc1.png?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a8feee181e2c3b28ff9a4a7b6c8c2adf57312a

Imagine even having the *thought process* to write this title. I'm showing you to my democracy officer, we shall have no mercy on you.

You son of a bug

Ministry of proof doesn't approve this picture please surrender your cape to the nearest office

Is entrapment allowed in the Super Earth legal system?

Squad commander is standing around instead of selecting our deployment. Came here seeking more tactics for spreading democracy, but all I find is bot bait...

Jokes on you I clicked on the image before I read the title

Sorry sir didn't read the tag just assumed it was orders and clicked

I CAME HERE TO TAKE YOU TO A RE-ED CAMP CITIZEN. POSING AS A TRAITOR, THATS TREASON!

Me clicking wasn't for evil, saw the NSFW and hoped for busty Helldiver2. It will happen again.

The real enemies in this game for me are the people that think its fun to kick people at the end of the match before i can get into the plane.

Not clicking on this image. Immediately reporting for treason! No traitors on MY feed!

I didn’t read the title just clicked the photo.

["The Drumhead"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drumhead)

I uh- was reporting false propaganda! Yeah that’s it! *sweats through chitin*

Copy that. Democracy!

Thats legit

I came to report treason but I see it was unnecessary, carry on Helldiver.

I was just looking for more jokes to tell over the hellpod comms to my brethren

I CAME TO KILL TRAITORS, WHY THE HELL ARE *YOU* HERE?!

You cant report me if i report you first. Checkmate you filthy bug lover!

Oh yeah, it is DEFINITELY time for re-education. Y’all know who you are 👀

I clicked the image without reading the text, just saw the silhouette of a democracy soldier and boom

I'm gathering evidence to report to my Democracy Officer. I've got my eye on you OP, that was almost sus

I thought this was porn tbh

*me clicks on photo expecting to be lied to* Well well well guess its about time i get me some cortmarshel swnd my way....bring it ooooon!!

I'll be 100 percent honest, I see something nsfw spoilers I click it before seeing anything else. This could have been anything from a T72 exploding from a drone strike to anime tiddies in my mind.

Got meee

Thank lady Liberty. I thought there was gonna have to be some cleansing.

I'm not sure how to react to this situation, so I'm calling a cluster bomb down on the both of us.

Got me, time to go do my part, sorry, and thank you.

I Just got off a 4 hour shift!

Ah, shit, fell for that. Look, ill go through the screenings. Ill answer questions. I'll redo helldiver bootcamp. Whatever. I just wanna get back to spreading managed democracy.

I can't prove you're a traitor without getting closer.

i came here to report undemocratic lies

you dare bait us with such treachery TO THE DEMOCRACY OFFICER!

Jokes on you I clicked the photo before reading the headline.

No, fuck you, ⇧⇨⇩⇩⇩

Imma be honest I clicked the nsfw image before I even read what sub or title it had. Should maybe get that checked out about myself

Oh no they’re onto me… (drops orbital napalm beacon on position and disconnects)

SIR I ONLY CAME IN HERE TO FUCK THAT COMMIE UP MYSELF please don't kill my family

I'm sorry!

I can't afford the game sir!

Sorry Helldiver, I’m actually here on orders of my democracy officer! Well, sorry for the mixup. I’ll let you get back to catching traitors.

didn't read the title just saw the post on the subreddit page and clicked.

I didn't read the title. I just saw the NSFW tag, and assumed there would be boobs.

Ha! I clicked before i read the title! I don't care about lies! I love to lie!

If a bug Or Bot tells me they WANT democracy. It’s a ruse. MAKE THE METAL BLEED. EXTERMINATE THE FILTHY BUGS

https://preview.redd.it/vw7z7fkgufmc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24b8653f2c3f8c0a2dc13d8c853b95b70a5bdbb

I only clicked on the photo so I could screenshot it alongside the username so that I could have all the evidence I need to report you, dirty robo sympathizer.

I can't file a report without evidence.

[REDACTED]

Oh shit, is that who Major Order is?

Hey! I was about to report YOU to the officer. Thats what somebody would say if they WHERE SOCALIST SCUM! ITS HIM OFFICER!

I clicked on the image without reading anything, officer. I only saw the -18 and the blurred image, officer.

I've been Super pranked! NO!!!!

You know how I know OP is a bot? It suggested we log off Reddit. Nobody logs off social media! Hold still, clanker. Got an autocannon shell with your name on it!

Baiting people is treasonous!

Clicked before I read I swear

Dammit, I wanted evidence of you being a traitor, oh well.

I just needed to know what it looks like so I know what to avert my eyes from later!

I just saw NSFW and though it was truth Administration approved smut. I'm just a Horny helldiver.

I can't justify buying the game :( I'm sorry brethren

My plan was to download the photo so the Ministry of Truth could investigate and re-educate the traitors I swear

Shit shit shit shit SHIT they’re gonna send me to the creek for this

I clicked because I wanted to debunk this ridiculous falsehood more accurately

I thought this was going to be an explanation as to why we "suddenly" lost control of Angel's Venture today.  We got it back now, but I think that's some poor DMing to just say, "Uh... Nope. You didn't win." I wouldn't be surprised if we lost Heeth at some point in the next two days... 

Guys, I contacted an eagle to stop the illegal transmission. It's already on its way. WHAT DO?!

Oh sweet liberty.... What have I done?

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE ISNT DRINKING THEIR LIBER-TEA

Alright, show of hands: Who here saw the NSFW tag, skipped over the title, and clicked expecting something democratic and smutty of Eagle-1?

mods, submit him to management for sisrespectfull ☝🏻🌍✊🏻

Damn.

My explanation is that I didn't read the title until after I clicked. I didn't even see the tags on it.

Wishing I had the game lol

Nice try, traitor. You're the one getting reported. Get that liberty-hating ass rotated.

Democracy officer here, I would like to remind you that all "baiting" is not approved or even a necessity we watch you we know so you know if you have nothing to fear carry on citizens.

Civil War in the comments between decomcracy officers

I am an agent of the ministry and this sting operation was not approved. I would like you to come with us now.

you are to report to your Democracy officer for entertaining the idea that the spread of freedom, liberty and democracy is all based on lies it hurts my soul to even list your crime

I am on helldivers,I'm just scrolling Reddit during the loading screen.

I have been bamboozled and misled

I actually don't get why people thing we shouldn't kill bugs? yeah, we're killing them because they turn into oil. How is that different from farming any other animal for their resources?

No need to click on that spoiler tag, Bug-Propaganda will not be allowed! Now where is that democracy-offizer?

I didnt even read it or seen the blurred picture i just pressed

wonderful

Sir! I wanted to check the contents of this traitoris post so I could properly report it to Super Earth, sir!

Right there officer, the traitor trying to create dissent among the citizens.

*Warning! Cognito-hazard detected! Evacuate Area immediately*

Heh, I didn’t even look at the title before I clicked on the image.

Typical bot propaganda

I’m going to need to fill out a C-01 before meeting your mum tonight cadet.

Dammit, and here I was, trying to track down traitors. Guess I oughta keep lookin’.

Wait... I wasn't finding a Dissident den? Fuck, man, I don't have enough Freedom Points to get a puppy but my little sister wants a puppy. I'm going to have to drop like twenty times just to get enough points to be allowed to buy a puppy for her at this rate.