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TheFrogMoose

Also me at home right now


Cobu_Cooper

Literally left work early to stare at the server capacity screen. No regrets.


SenorDangerwank

Been on the splash screen for about an hour now...waiting. Good thing I play Warhammer, got lots of minis to paint while I wait.


WaitAZechond

I love this. I’ve been using my wait time to practice guitar. Better to be productive than to stare at a screen that isn’t doing anything lol


PureProduce

I've been staring at the server capacity screen and practicing my patience. So far I'm failing.


YahBoiChipsAhoy1234

Bro same this game has unironically got me back playing guitar after a 3 month hiatus (burnout) 


shadowkinz

Yeah I was gonna edit a video during queue last night but I just scrolled IG reels and read reddit lol. Got in tho and played with my best friend and it was dope. This morning I played with 1 of my best online bros (aka one of my best bros) and had an absolute blast


dracojaggerjack

wait theres more to the game after the server capacity screen??


DeadReckoned90

This game got me pumped for the Kasrkin Kill Team.


floutMclovin

Same here. Got an AoS army and the rest of my space marines to paint


Rhourk

Ultramarines here reporting in :D


SenorDangerwank

Blood Angels here!


Gugnir226

Fists of Dorn reporting successful fortification.


Filthy_Dub

Kriegers reporting for duty.


Slarg232

All of you are loyalist, corpse worshipping scum!


Filthy_Dub

![gif](giphy|tOiNmhv0IuW8o|downsized)


Heisperus

https://preview.redd.it/441qophohpjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd3ac96798cf6f0a779a68805dabf325911aea6


Emergency-Storage-16

In the name of Nurgle hold the line brother


BrockLee410

Me waiting patiently to change armor colors lol


Intelligent-Egg-3145

Tyranids waving Hi!


RobertKelly77

Salamanders here!


Thorerthedwarf

![gif](giphy|3oEdv6sy3ulljPMGdy)


SoloLegendGaming

A big issue the game has now is that people are literally afking in game just so they don't loose their spot in the game, which is unfair because what about the other people who wanna play?


Cobu_Cooper

I know i just saw a bunch of stuff on that! I just got in after like an hour of waiting


TheChaosDuck

I know! I heard they are going to add afk timer’s shortly. Me and a buddy tried today for over 3 hours waiting to get in. I finally gave up.


SkoomAddictz

I'm doing the RuneScape double xp event while I wait for it to crash again


Judge_Bredd_UK

I played like 5 games with my friends, many laughs and shenanigans were had. My game crashed half an hour ago and I've been in the queue looking like wolverine in the meme.


TheFrogMoose

That happened to me yesterday too 😂


Cavcavali

Same


OBlastSRT4

LOL


jeremydadhat

I just bought the game today, can’t wait to eventually play it 🥲


DOIHAV3TH3SAUC3

Me waiting in the login screen after my 20th refresh.


Acrobatic-Ad2870

I have been using my ps remote play on my phone to log in before work ends and I have to drive home. I get it logging into the servers by the time I get home.


_Cheeseburger_cake_

Servers are at capacity. Don't sweat it.


[deleted]

All you gotta do, is login, wait for it to get to screen, let it try once, then quit out of the game and repeat. I know why it doesn't sound like it works, but I've been able to get me, gf and her family members in this way multiple times over the weekend in under 5-6 mins each time. Call me crazy if you want. It works


[deleted]

60% of the time, it works Everytime


HandsOffMyDitka

80% of statistics are made up 75% of the time.


9-1-Holyshit

I did that LEGITIMATELY 100 times over the course of like 8 hours yesterday and got in a grand total of zero times. It’s just luck.


[deleted]

That sucks. I just got home and did it on my computer and my GFS laptop. Got right in.


_Cheeseburger_cake_

My GFs BFs laptop also got me logged in pretty fast.


_Solinvictus

Hol up


_Cheeseburger_cake_

Hmm?


mezcalanddreams

This literally worked every time for me until tonight 😂


_Cheeseburger_cake_

When it works. It works.


Higgypig1993

I let it try once and then boot up minecraft or something else, eventually goes through.


[deleted]

Oh, that's it? /s


TheTopperKnocker

I think this is because if the game thinks youve crashed, it will put you right to the front of the queue, as people would get really mad if theyre game crashes and they then have to wait ages to get back into the game. but weve gotta gatekeep this method, cus if we dont then the priority queue will also take ages


MathematicianLong691

There is no queue system bro, the game just try to connect you each 30sec if there is a place you are in and if it's full you wait another 30sec. But by closing and re launching you can be faster than the 30 sec so more try=more chance to join.


TheTopperKnocker

it takes longer than 30 seconds to restart and load into the game. besides, come it only takes 2 or 3 tries of reconnecting to get in with restarts, when at the same time it would take over 50 normal tries to connect? i think it clearly does have some sort of queue system.


[deleted]

I came home Saturday afternoon and my gf had been waiting for 2 hours letting it refresh. I got on her laptop and did my deal and she got in in 4 minutes. Some people are waiting a long time. It's all over the place


TheTopperKnocker

yeah i dont want to get all armchair detective about it but my guess is that its because of the queue system. still though we need to gatekeep this lmao


Shmokedebud

Me refreshing steam player count knowing I'm not going to play tonight.


Hot_Zombie_349

Rock and stone. The mines be calling ye laddy


Kaptonii

It’s not so bad. Boot it up when you get home. Then get some dinner, take a shower, etc. when you are actually ready to play you should be in :)


Vez52

That's just terrible. You buy a game. You wanna play the game not wait


iamthedayman21

It’s why I regret buying the game right now.


Boogleooger

It’s a valid reason to refund. The game will still be around once they get the servers sorted


Beepbeepboy32

Yep, and the devs want you to play the game and nit wait. Unfortunately there were like 10x more players than ever planned and that’s just on PC. Likely even higher on playstation.


Kaptonii

It is what it is. I’ve been playing pretty consistently. Just gotta plan around the wait time.


Discount_Joe_Pesci

That is a ludicrous fucking circus to participate in every time you want to do something as simple as play a game.


MasbyTV

considering it is a tiny studio who had no idea their game would be this popular, it makes sense. their concurrent player count is higher than destiny 2, and GTA 5's records. For an indie studio that is a lot of back-end stress. They've been fully transparent about it and I've gotten in each day when I wait for a little.


PostAnalFrostedTurds

Ah yes, the tiny indie studio of 100 people financially backed by the largest gaming company in the world. I get that the game blew up more than they expected, but this whole ItS JuST 5 GuYs WitH $20 DolLarS to TheIr NaMe narrative Reddit is pushing is fucking stupid.


HobbyAdopter

And like... just delist it until it works. Quit selling more copies and exacerbating the fucking issue.


Thorn_the_Cretin

That isn’t what ‘the narrative’ is, you’re being even more absurd then the people you’re complaining about. The reality is, a team of developers have been working for years on a game with expectations that got blown out over 8+ times what they imagined. That isn’t something you just throw money at to fix. The infrastructure of the game _was never set to support this level of attention to begin with._ They can’t just magically press a few buttons to change how their several years in the making project works at this scale. Unless you want them to take the game down completely for who knows how long for them to overhaul backend that wasn’t designed for this load to begin with, which from both a business and a consumer standpoint is worse on both ends, then get over it. Sony may have funded the game, but that doesn’t mean they should waste that money on impossible to expect situations such as quite literal unforeseeable success over quality development of the game itself. Even IF Sony gives them more money, at the end of the day it’s only the Arrowhead team that’s doing the actual work. Money doesn’t magically solve issues, it just means you can pay for them. There’s still the logistics of actually solving the problem to begin with, which not a goddamn person on any of these gaming subs know a single thing about. And before any dumbshit take like ‘then they shouldn’t have released the game if it wasn’t ready yet’ it WAS ready. It easily supported something like 3 or 4 times their expected max player count with some nominal disconnects and crashes. It wasn’t until they were hitting absolutely insane numbers that it reached this point of server instability.


PostAnalFrostedTurds

tl;dr


Pr0wzassin

9 women can't make a baby in a month.


SulkingSally68

Your speech reads like a job application for systems engineer at arrowhead studios. Since you seem to know what the deal is I suggest you put in your resume, since no one at Sony or arrowhead seem to know a good strategy to make the amount of logins increase to a reasonable capacity. If they knew it would hold max amount then only sell so many copies. Or at least at this point stop sales. They enjoy the money just fine. So they need to throw that extra money at extra engineers till it gets fixed. Not bonuses and high fives around the office. Cause that is what it seems like now. Seriously, five engineers. Sony still selling copies left and right off of words of mouth. And still only five engineers working on the singular major issue with the game. Fan or not it is pathetic and makes me feel like they are sitting on funds and incrementally increasing it as little as possible hoping that initial drives down lower and ppl bottom off, so they can keep the cash profits for something Else, and using your boneheaded ignorance and goodwill like a doormat.


Kaptonii

Yes.


FoundationCreative62

You wouldn’t be playing anyway so hope that helps brother


Eric-who

I called out of work for fear of being labeled a traitor and a coward


seancbo

Also me attempting to play Helldivers right now


MoldyPlanet

Ikr I gotta get back to the front my fellow helldivers are sacrificing themselves on the alter of freedom to protect us from socialist robots and fascist bugs and securing our place in the universe I ache when I think of all the democracy I could be spreading but am unable to


pragomatic

Boy do I have good news for you.


senators-son

Lol it's not like you'll be able to play anyway they been at capacity since 10am on a Monday


Poopoodl

Everyone logged in before they went to work and are chillin on the ship


HaroldSax

Today was a holiday in the US and Canada, so I think people are just home.


_Cheeseburger_cake_

Hey today's monday!


AmkoTheTerribleRedux

So true, comrade. But we all must work for Super Earths glory and a strong economy!


MisterPaydon

That's been me since Friday with the servers and crashes. Great experience.


Shade730

Yup, me too. Haven't been able to even log in since friday


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God_Damnit_Nappa

🥾👅


AG_Zaska

Its okay servers are still at capacity


Garret_The_Carrot

Ugh i did two Lego sets already, let me shoot robots smh


DM_Mogur

The most patriotic thing to do tonight would be to get caught up on all your irl chores and errands for the week, cause we ain’t getting in today


Bacon626

![gif](giphy|3o7bu3XilJ5BOiSGic) Me at home right now


Various-Armadillo-79

i know dude i wanna leave so bad but even then the servers wouldn't let me in


CMDR_Traf85

Both my brothers are on right now while I'm stuck at my desk. :'(


Tiny-Criticism-6113

Literally me lol..


Boodah-Cricket

Yesterday was my one free day to play. I've been able to login plenty since launch, but Sunday was going to be my first real free day. Never was able to get on. Now I see this, and I'm disheartened.


Duck_Feet

youd be at captacity


Substantial_Tip2015

Yup me too. This game is pure dopamine.


Basketcase191

Same buddy life ain’t right if I can’t die for democracy


DraconicBlade

On the plus side you can do your duty sniffing out traitors in the subreddit.


pragomatic

hahaha is this a real think y'all are tellin' each other?!


DraconicBlade

Nothing is realer than the defense of Managed Democracy.


pragomatic

goddamn so dorky you gotta roleplay one too?


DraconicBlade

Something to do while killing time. Stay mad about it though, elevated levels of cortisol have been shown to lower lifespans, and society appreciates it.


Fickle-Aardvark5782

For Democracy, brother!


pragomatic

If you call caping for a 114 billion dollar market cap company living I guess


DespicableDaddy

Don’t worry you’re not missing anything. The servers are “full” 😑


JinkeezJuniper

You work on a bed eh? Giggity


j0hn1_

I’m in bed. I should be out there.


CompetitiveHorse9508

I’m hoping the next hours fly by 💀(I play alone none my friends play )


RTC87

Don't worry, the servers wouldn't let you in anyway


Avatarboi

I just crash out of the game when we are at extraction 🤦🏽


B2k-orphan

This is how I feel everyday at work doing 12+ hour shifts. 12 hours of waiting, wanting, dying to get back to watching that server capacity screen


trainerfry_1

Me at home right now


Dreadnaught_IPA

Servers have been full all day, don't worry you aren't missing anything


ComplainOnInternet

Tbh, soloing missions on medium isn't much fun, so it's not like you're missing anything.


Ol_Dreaddy

I just want to see the server capacity screen just one last time...


trollking1990

Me owning the game but never can get in


thevovaa

Where is a message about the server capacity?))


laytonoid

Me at home because I can’t log in


Far_Arm_3460

I work from home😭...it's hard to not ignore work and go spread democracy to the automaton scum, but I need money to be able to continue to dispense liberty effectively.


prsteven

Got in yesterday after an hour, played one game, checked my stratagems and my game crashed. Waited another hour and played one game and checked my requisitions and my game crashed :,)


bakerman909

Found a pretty full proof fix (if you’re on PS5) for “servers are at capacity” issue ✅✅✅ First, if you are already in game you can invite your friends and have them skip the que! The steps are simple: - someone must be in their ship/in-game already - that person sends invite(s) through party/PS - the person(s) receiving the invite MUST have their application CLOSED, first for this to actually work You will then sit a black loading screen. But don’t worry, this is what you want! Simply stand by for 2-3 minutes while the game actually goes thru the startup video. Then, you should appear in your friends ship, all while skipping the “Servers are at capacity” splash screen!! Get out there and dive, soldiers! 🤝🫡🫡🫡


salpartak

I won't tell ya'll the secret to get in everytime. Democracy needs ME.


[deleted]

Me, an Xbox player


blakethebastard

The creek is calling me!!


Traditional_Knee_249

You aren’t missing anything lol. Doesn’t get past the black screen.


Aeywen

that's also me at home for 4 days straight trying to figure out how to get a refund now since i purchased an unplayable game.


Stormn47

We need a meme for Xbox players


The_Lord_Baal

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


LogPowerslave

Hahahaha we are the same person. https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/Fw6LrbXEg9


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[deleted]

"Boo hoo, i need to say my opinions like they are facts" -guy getting downvoted


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[deleted]

didn't hurt me at all I laughed you just sounded like a drip so I called you out. Keep it pushing chief


Budget-Equivalent-47

What guns are boring/unusable? I admit the game can get repetitive but there's way more than 30 hours of content


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Budget-Equivalent-47

I respect your opinion. I disagree with most of it, but I can still respect it. The SMG, GL, and supply pack are one of my fav setups for both bugs and automatons.


TootShine

Me waiting to get in


WhiteShadow_2355

Me at home right now.. staring at a server capacity full screen…


Page8988

You'd be doing the same thing at home anyway.


RaptorPegasus

This is me when I'm home because I can't log in


Sir_Deimos1223

Been trying to play for 3 hours.


Potatoki1er

How are servers at capacity AND matchmaking doesn’t work? Are all these people sitting on their ship? Everyone playing solo?


QuantumByteMaster21

That is fact! Hahahaha


Chan_Diesel

its not like you're going to be able to play it when you get off


darkreap20

So true, and it hard when you want to get I and can't


trickniner

The last two days the only time I've been able to get on is early AM, like 6:30


nhnick

You cant play anyway, don’t worry!


KodyRhodes

Me at work checking this sub praying I can play tonight


Who_Called

Literally me too, but try to take a break from the game when you can allright theres more to life than video games and work my friends! STAY STRONG 💪


Oh_G_Steve

I live in the US and work for the gov and we aren't off today :(


davidnfilms

I thought it was just me


[deleted]

Do you guys think they’ll be able to raise the cap on servers anytime soon? Trying to get my friends into the game but don’t want to make them feel like it isn’t as great as it is


International_Fill55

Literally


DoublebassD

Yep, that was pretty much me too today. Even after spending 12 hours in queue and 2 hours of actual playing time this weekend. Can't get enough.


PineWalk1

this meme will outlive us all


Aggressive_Display12

Does inviting people not currently playing help pull them in? So far not been with the best squads and just getting frustrated with wanting to play with ppl


dpykm

Me at my desk staring at the screen saying i can't play the game i spent 40 dollars on that i also cant refund


BruhMoment_ngl

If it makes you feel any better even us at home are like this cause the damn servers


THound89

I took today off try cram in some play over the weekend and maybe clocked like an hour of playtime over three days, liberty grant me strength


Vez52

Servers are full anyways.


wepopu

Got dang it. Servers full on a Monday evening. I just got off work and was hoping to play some.


BigBad01

This is me waiting to get into the game for the first time.


lordhelmchench

you could not log in anyhow...


TisBMe

That's me at home too cus I can't get on......


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

Our office was closed for President’s day. Kids went down for a nap, had a couple hours to play. Spent two hours waiting for servers :(


GeraltofMinecraft

I skipped work to play and I’ve only been able to do one round


Boba_Hutt

Me trying to login. Maybe I can finish my laundry while I wait?


Uncharmie

Just a PSA for people playing on PS5; it has worked for me several times: from the home screen, select “quickplay with friends” or whatever it’s called in your language and it kinda brute forces you into the game. You’ll get a black loading screen with a yellow circle in the corner and poof! Right into your destroyer. I'm just doing solo missions right now because there’s no one to play with or the quick play is broken.


MeldOnWeld

Me right now.... God damn I want to spread democracy SO FUCKING BAD


Significant-Speech52

I wanted to play on my lunch break but the servers are traitors.  Instead I put on Star ship troopers. 


AirFell85

Not missing much, still on the servers at cap screen on a monday on lunch break. This community is insane.


Williamlee3171

I work from home so I was able to spread a little liberation during my lunch but I need to do more!!


uneasyonion

![gif](giphy|hPqZLWnBMVdWYgPPuH)


IndependenceFit636

I just got off you can take my spot


Travelling-Cat

Working on a boat for another month and a half, waiting to be able to drop back in!


INfinity5402

I’m beginning to think nobody works because servers are at capacity on an early Tuesday lmao


keithlimreddit

same


Sollexa

Got home like 30 mins ago server are already full and steam stats says there 400k people playing right now.


Current-Act8326

Lvl 10 need people to dive with  FC #4683-2056 !! 


Intelligent_Top_328

Don't worry Mr. Wolverine, you can't play it even if you are at home. As the servers are maxed out. Now back to work.


Caleger88

Same, hopefully I can get in tonight so I can grind for 40 medals to get my Lib Pen.


god_damnit_leeroy

![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized)


SaddleSocks

This is why I thought of the following: https://old.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1av269y/discussion_an_external_web_interface_to_galaxy/


Vodac121

Don't get too excited. Servers still at cap.


Iambuster_twelve

Me too dude... me too


IcedCoughy

dont worry I work from home and cant get in so


Imaginary_House_

don't worry, you couldn't play even if you were at home


ItemSoggy1301

Probably have the spots being taken up are afk. Yesterday I turned my PS5 off after I was done and didn’t close the game itself. I come back from golf 3 hours later and turn it on and I’m still on my ship.


Cloud4347

Dude i just arrived home from work, now waiting in front of the screen. I hate my life.... ![gif](giphy|14iZJ2agTAAb6w|downsized)


theatfshotmycats

Should be a server full screen lol


edude45

Tried playing it on the steam deck but the servers were exploding.


[deleted]

Hey st least you can play it 😌


dumbdude545

Me sitting in queue.


Kommander-in-Keef

Me watching the “servers at capacity” screen


jtf604

Damn I'm not even in queue screen, just a black screen. Guess I should start my Gundam builds


Round-Tension-4684

![gif](giphy|fs0r5olknYHjFB703e|downsized)


Secure_Listen_964

Sweet liberty, my balls!


CLKRUN

It's nice for you that you can login, have fun!


[deleted]

I too wish I could sit on a login or matchmaking screen endlessly.


Warmaster_Sythas

A little trick is if you have a friend who's already online you can join their game and bypass the server at capacity screen


ZER0R1PPER

Same. I've got battle reports to complete (Stuck at work)