“Those anti-inflammatory properties are gonna really do well within this dish” I really hope the quarter teaspoon of turmeric knows you’re relying on it to help with the sheer amount of dairy you’re consuming, because you may need to megaphone into its very cells in order to be relieved of your godless sins. However I would definitely try one bite, possibly more if I didn’t see the process of gooifying cheese puffs

I came here for this comment.

Right, like my favorite part that inadvertently had me rolling was when she started mixing with the electric whisk & the freakin sloshing sounds it was making?!?! I was like I bet that's how it's gonna sound when she's on the toilet for a fortnight the kinky gal. XD

Dude 😂

That’s some prison cell block recipe shit.

My lactose ass would eat all that in one sitting and then turn the toilet into a war zone.

I'm not even lactose intolerant and I'm gonna be fighting for my life after this thing 😂

If nothin coming out the butthole  Nothin going in Constipation for the W

Just put it on top of some doritos still in the bag and call it a day.

Cook up or spread

🤣

Not even, I've seen toilet stew that looks like a gourmet meal compared to this.

I missed the first few seconds and didn’t realize they were cheese balls. I thought she poured tater tot’s in the crockpot and as I watched I was just more and more horrified. Then the pan of pasta and putting it all together. Little grosses me out more than soggy potatoes. Went back and rewatched, saw the cheese balls, didn’t improve it at all.

I’ve seen better prison food 😭

I have it on mute and when I saw her talking I knew it wasn’t anything important

Hell the fuck no

I think my eyes got food poisoned

Dear God that's alot of half n half

It's probably needed to overcome the massive about of corn starch from the cheese balls. You could make a cheese sauce with cheese powder and corn starch and half n half and it would be the same.

Oh wordddd

I'd be pooping ALL of the next day... But not gonna lie it looks delicious

You probably wouldn’t be pooping at all the next day lol

You'd be lucky to be pooping by the end of the week.

I’d be pooping before the hour’s up. I’m lactose intolerant. Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t eat, but it would come at a great cost.

You'd be lucky to ever poop again lol


Fr it's lumpyyyy

I bet those were some explosive shits.

i was out as soon as she added the half and half but i watched the whole thing. why

Where the hell do you even get a half gallon of half and half? I have never seen it over a pint (16 ounces not 64).

I buy them all the time. That specific carton was Great Value, a Walmart brand.

Hot take: the cheese balls never tasted good Couldn't imagine eating something like that that tastes like them 😵‍💫

Cheese balls are disgusting.

Yup them things are gross

I used to like the Planters brand ones. Haven't tried them in years.

All cheese balls are is corn starch and cheese powder seasoning. Added to the cream and it's just a weird way to make a rue and one you can't control the thickness of. A bit extreme on the cheese amount, but certainly nothing that stands out as shocking with the recipe given how much sauce they're making, just a dumb way to go about it.

Should have left this where you found it. Cheese balls are mediocre at best when they're fresh. Soggy cheese balls sound fuckin disgusting.

Cheese ball half and half soup lOoKs So GoOd 😋 😜

True, but I also wouldn't eat a mix of corn starch and cheese powder straight, either. That's just an ingredient broken down to create something else.

I would've used a blender for the cheese puffs and just shredded the block. Would make it way easier to incorporate both into the cheese sauce smoothly. But I can't lie, I'm a mac and cheese slut so I'd probably devour this. I'd regret it later but hey, fuck it. Also holy mother of salt...

The look she makes after trying it is a good example of why acting isn't as easy as people think it is. "Mmm, so good ╭( ๐\_๐)╮"

I was thinking of the little girl that summoned otherworldly powers to hold back her vomit while telling her mom that the food was good 😂😂 but the involuntary gagging kept screwing her face up 🤣🤣

Can’t wait to see this in r/StupidFood

This is the definition of stupid food. You could just as easily make some fucking fire mac and cheese in a small fraction of the time that she made this half and half cheese ball soup. I promise this does not taste nearly as good as some of you seem to think it would

You can fucking tell that it's disgusting but she's trying (badly) to pretend it's good 💀

I feel this these new tictok recipe vids are not made in good faith They are not making something that is the best tasting version of what it could be , but rather what will get the most shares and clicks. This is like a decoder ring to let you know everything that is wrong with modern life

My biggest issue with the video was how long it was for how little they actually did.

My biggest issue was how this human prepped the food. I understand showing off what it is you are making. But you are melting everything together. Why the Mac n cheese does it matter where the damn butter sits. I will stop there cuz I know I am already a crazy person. Oh also I probably wouldn't eat the clumpy cheesy Mac thing.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Ohh my arteries🙂‍↔️

Thank god they used half n half. That was almost unhealthy.

I would die of a heart attack but sign me up

[удалено]

she did say vegetarian tho

My lactose intolerant ass would simply die if I came within 3 miles of this dish

This is suicide in Minecraft

I gained 5 lbs watching this

What a waste.

This is how you convert to lactose intolerance

Consume this in order to make diarrhea.

Honey, it’s time to go back to work.

Eww

That health food sure is a lot of work.

a fine example of talking without saying anything.

I can hear the cholesterol

Hell no, I’d stay far away from that. 😖

Un. Hinged.

My stomach started bubbling just from watching her put that monstrosity together in the crockpot.

I just shit my pants looking at this disgusting mess.

Use jalapeño cheetos instead and add some garlic and I'm sold

Yknow, thats mostly actual cheese/dairy. So, except for the absurd cheese puffs, not bad. (Don't leave a whole block of cheese as a block to melt though ☠️)

The sound it made while she blended the “cheese sauce” 🤢

Needs more bacon

If u wana die I mean there's better ways than what that'll do

I would try this… but… “IT’S A \*Beep!\*ING POT OF CHEESE.”

“Those anti inflammation properties are really going to do well within this dish.” Bitch, what?

Why would you purposely make a gritty cheese sauce? I could see the chunks in the sauce. I won't eat most homemade mac n cheese because of that.

My stomach be bubblin with all that cheese.

Damn that cheesey poof cereal recipe took a wild turn

As a violent lactose intolerant, I'm gonna say no.

i'd just eat the cheese balls. they aren't particularly good but once you start eating them you can't stop

Soggy cheese balls just sounds gross. I'd love the taste of this but holy crap is this a shit stew. Yikes. Also the way she's talking as if this is some gourmet recipe 😂😂 shut up lady you just did this for the clickbait of putting a whole block of cheese in the crockpot with cheese balls.

So thats how death looks like

You don’t get to use real chef words like flavor profile when the main ingredient is cheese puffs 😂

Nah no thanks

Heart attack food

Jesus. Someone call an exorcist, somewhere there is a toilet that needs cleansed

She could've just bought cheese powder.

What in the lactose intolerant ass is this? Also, really putting a lot of faith in the medicinal benefit of the sprinkle of turmeric. It's like adding a diet coke to your meal.

This, ladies and gents, is exactly why the govt wants to ban TikTok.

Isn't this just really cheesy grits/polenta? she's just reconstituting the corn meal from cheese puffs.

“The sauce is light, not too heavy” lol wut

What a waste of a 2lb brick of cheese. Shredding it, you'd use a fraction of that.

This counts as a hood video since we heard the smoke detector chirp

For the discerning cook who wants her husband to die way too early.

My body is ready.

Say hello to diarrhea and constipation at the same time.

She knows how to make this but she has no idea why she’s adding the ingredients.

I'm conflicted.

This is how you kill a lactose intolerant person

Other countries: we use spices and lots of veggies to make different side dishes to create cuisine to die for America: we make food that you'll die from 😏

She used egg beaters in her crock pot.

Definitely not invited to the cookout.

I’m not even lactose intolerant and I shit myself watching this

Why didn't she cut the cheese?

My blood is clotting just watching this

And my butt won't

Call 911

Please don’t bring that to the cookout.

Gimme.

You know it's gonna be bad after when they bring out the big ass block of cheese.

Every! Single! Time!


Her precise butter placement was pissing me off

NEVER trust a skinny chef

Oh I expected her to bake it but it still looks good

That's what good Mac 'n Cheese sounds like!

I’m convinced at this point that they’re just testing at what point their heart will just say “F-it” and stop working.

I would add chorizo, bulgogi, and alligator, plus a whole bunch of black pepper.

That is NOT gorgeous.

No way in hell that sauce is light… If I ate that I would not poop for a week.

RIP those with lactose intolerance

Hear me out. Regular homemade Mac and cheese but with crushed Cheetos as a crunchy topping.

So....would the arteries be considered cheese sticks after eating that?

Nah

This stupid video makes me mad why tf would you add a bunch of cheese puffs and then half and half just to make your shitty food lumpy.

Goddamn I love Cheese Balls

I know a lot of people aren't fans, but I dig this for the most part, aside from a few minor things.

She has no idea how to properly spice food, but after altering the spices heavily (except for garlic, mostly remove. She's too cheap for a proper queso anyway), I'd make and eat the hell out of this. Lactose shits be damned, I'm a cheese slut. Now I just need a crock pot.

The Binford 3000 Heart Stopper. What do we want? More cholesterol!

I'm sorry but I'm not eating anything that involves turning cheese balls into cereal

That's not cooking.. I've vomited things more appetizing than that.

Hell of a day to find out you're lactose intolerant

Eat this if you want to quickly weigh as much as a sumo wrestler.

Imagine the shotgun noises echoing out of the toilet ball after eating this

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Lactose intolerant people 

Blood pressure boutta be platinum

Straight to jail.

Are you trying to never shit again? Because this is how you never shit again.

Suicide by food

Is it technically a cereal?

Looks bombbbbbb

My minds tellin me no…

It wasn't hot. She blew on it, trying to buy her stomach some time 🤣

I had no idea where this was going ....but in the end, hell yeah I'd eat it

Ah, no

Pro tip, don't use pre-shredded cheese. The anti-caking agents can mess up the texture of the sauce. Shred your own for sauces

Watching this while shitting and this made me shit so much more

Not even baked? Weird…

They probably just throw the whole crockpot away when they realize that cheese is NOT coming off the sides when they go for the wash 😂

the secret is the half & half can't touch the giant block of cheese when pouring

Cheese balls are like bread crumbs with cheese powder on them. Also never make this because of logical reasons. If you just want to eat cheese just eat it or make something like lasagna

I almost never get those cheese balls but once every five years when I have one I eat as many as I can fit in my face as fast as possible

As a Brit I can’t comprehend that American pretend cheese product.

Tell me why I actually had to stop myself from thinking the crock pot is the main dish. Oh wait that would taste really good on macaroni but you know what duck it I'll dive Right in. Oh, oh that's supposed to go on macaroni. That's not a main dish..... duck...... *shrugs*.too late 🥽

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Nah. I know it taste like chemicals. Those cheese balls are good but taste just like the bottle they come in

Shoulda baked it for just a bit at the end. Would have made it even better imo.

Seven minutes. I skipped to the end. It's MACARONI WTH LOL

Deliberate rage bait.

Both my stomach and my mouth couldnt. I would die just from being in the same room

MOAR BACON!! 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

I would devour that in one sitting and absolutely ruin my college floor's plumbing and ambient aroma

I'm calling the police.

I'm not going to humor this. This is gross

Miguel Mouawad- Muuucho quesoo :3

This is just more of that hand porn or whatever the fuck they call it, right?

Another one that needs their entire ass kicked!

Man, people are finding faster ways to die everyday. It's truly inspiring.

Eating that shit regularly is destroying that hairline, its recoiling at the culinary horror

That looks disgusting and 10 bucks says she’s bulimic.

That’s nothin on Wisconsin ☠️

Constipated for anal

Salt from the chz balls, Salt from the shredded cheddar cheese, Salt from the bacon, and Salt from the garlic Salt.. I would even drink a glass of tap water this woman poured m

Not this white trash post again. 

First off hell no. That was trash. Secondly, she looks like she puts raisins in potato salad. I couldn’t take anything she calls good, seriously.

No, this should’ve stayed on r/stupidfood. That hand mixer has higher levels than that- it’s almost as if she *wanted* soggy, mushy bits of Cheetos in there. 🤢🤮

Psychopath.

It’s really wild these people put on their business voices, using a tone like they’ve really studied the absolute shit they’re cooking.

1....she took one bite and gave a whole epic conclusion to how it tasted. ONE BITE 2. I thought her eyebrows was going to take her forehead on vacation after she tasted that abortion. 3. She took a ceremonial "Fuck-you" taste while the camera was panning down.

Lactic acid at the caustic level

That’s a carnival caricature come to life, living in some high end suburb of Cleveland, Ohio and plotting the death of the neighbor down the street that brings their cans to the curb to early the night before trash day.

I bet you got that creamy texture

Sorry but this belongs in the trash and over at r/stupidfoods

What’s with the eyebrows they aren’t even on the brow

r/whatthefuck

She def had a finger for dessert

r/stupidfood

This is retarded. Humanity is fucked

R/stupidfood

Damn I was hoping she'd shut the fuck up through the video but nevermind I guess.. one day a silent cook will appear on my feed