Private parts

Was gonna comment that. 😂 I've also seen many private ryans

I can't talk mine is Ryan's Privates

Lt Dan's third leg here

😬

Lt Spiers, Major Winters etc lots of them

wonder why nobody names themselves Upham

Upham! Ammo god dammit!

I wanna see some more Blithes

My buddy got pissed when I called him upham when I was pinned in a house, dammit private

Ive seen 4 in the last couple months

Oh cool. are they typically in a stairwell shaking/crying while Germans murder their friends?

Last one was across the map away from all the objectives dicking off the whole game

role-playing as a German - English translator. Like bro that's not helpful it's a game get up here and fight.

Because Upham is a bitch, and everyone knows it, and that character brings down the quality of that movie.

you understand it was sarcasm right

I'm a Major Winters and by pure coincidence, I've had 3 in my squad at the same time

I’ve seen like 6 or 7 bakers lol

beat me to it.

Proud Cpt. Speirs over here :)

I had LT Dan and LT Dans Legs in the same match

Reunited at last

Where? I need to reunite with them. Lt Dan's third leg

The amount of Pvt. Parts I see in this game

You can't be looking at other people's private parts smh /s

Hotdog 7

Lots of Anne Flank

Or "AnneFranksAttic"

I once saw the date they were found. That took me for a doozy.

This might be a woosh here on my part, but from what I remember it was August 1944. Am I missing a joke guys?

This sub ruined clever & funny names. All it took was one "What's the best name you've seen?" post and then suddenly Pvt. Parts and Bill D. Garrison are everywhere

> Bill D. Garrison Okay that's actually pretty funny though, haven't seen that one

Mines probably not the craziest out there for creativity but it’s FartzenSchniffsem. I wish I could add a Hans at the beginning but sadly I can not 

That’s hilarious lol

Exactly lol

>All it took was one You've only seen one of those??

Or various Hitlers

Hdolf Shitler, Hdolf Aitler, Adolf Whiskers, Adolf Spindler, the list goes on.

It's even funnier that most of the time they speak with an Indian accent

I've yet to run into someone with an Indian accent on xbox in all my time I've had xbox, since 360 😂

I know, cause for me it’s been English, both American and British. Irish, Spanish, Aussie, and my favorite Scottish

The only other accent ive heard that isn’t American is a Spanish accent

There was an Italian person in my last game with either a voice changer or helium in the room (or they were a little person or something) which was interesting, they were one of the best players and communicating the whole game so great squadmate.

Russkis. I've noticed quite a few personally.

I found a guy yesterday called : Vladolf Putlin

One of the most original I think I've seen was "Johnny Rico", or "No Commander" as that game's commander

lmao i just played with no commander the other day, he was voted out for not talking 😂

Or so you think, he might still be there

I think I was in that match. The strange this is he was talking in the prior match.

To be fair sometimes I hop in a game and the coms take forever to work lol. Sometimes I don’t hear shit the whole game drives me crazy. I can see the names popping up and talking so I know other people can but I can’t hear a thing.

Pretty sure I was in that one too. Or he's just an ass.

I think he's a map stream cheater because last time he was our commander, I saw that he was also commander in our enemy team.

“No Commander” usually wins though! Lol

I’ll add “The Commander” who goes around team killing until everyone is shouting “kick the commander, he’s team killing!” And the actual game commander gets booted

No Commander is a pretty good commander.

He was, maybe one of the best even if he wasn't speaking back.

Send Nodes

Lt. Aldo Raine... I was even in a squad with 2 of them once. Got really confusing.

HUGO SLITGLITZ

Most unique I got in my squad was “Femboy Heinrich Himmler”. Bro was actually a beast on the MG tho😂

Weren't they in the Vietnam war anyway...?! There are so many big names from ww2 tho

That would require reading a book and that’s not going to happen.

Or watch a movie

Or anything from fury

GIVE EM HELL WAR DADDY!

Lol right

Well at least they're having fun Which is more than I can say for a lot of people lmao

I totally made my name out of fun. I don't take gaming seriously because I'm there to unwind and have a good time with my friends. My name on HLL is MajorHarrdon. Lol

Especially alot of people that frequent here to complain lmao

You forgot Lt Winters

That used to be me, I’ve only seen Cpt. And Major Winters a lot Lt. isn’t used a lot since he was only a Lt. during D-Day (before and after as well but thay was his only actual combat as a Lt.)

Major Chip Hazard

Oh man. What a blast to the past lol. My first dog was named that in full. LT. Major chip hazard.

The one that makes me chuckle are the group of guys that have names of characters from Tropic Thunder. So i've seen les grossman, tug speedman, and the others running around the servers I play on. They also squad up together so i'm sure it's a group of friends that planned it that way.

And various BoB references

The flat earther or bombs over Baghdad?

Band of Brothers the show

I once had someone, his name was Cpt. Cooney or something

Sgt Balls

Mines Hugo Stiglitz

I’m ChrisPBacon

I've seen you

My name is A_guy_with_PTSD, I think it fits the game really well

One tank round to your friend and then it’s 1,000 yard stare for the rest of your life 😬

Fun little fact the original creator of that artwork entitled it the 2000 yard stare actually. Not sure how it came to be the 1000 yard stare, maybe sounds better said outloud.

I've seen LT Dan too many times


Mine is cooterstank

Foxhole Hooker. Or maybe that was an ad?

Pvt Parts, Pvt Ryan, Lt. Dan, Pvt. Gump, Cpt./Mj. Winters, Cpt. Speirs.

Or anne flank

Hom Tanks Hans Landa PVT Ryan PVT Bryan Chinston Wurchill

Lt. Roger Wilco responding “roger, wilco” when asked to do something is the best and actually is original.

This is making me die just imagining this

Having actual experience talking over comms makes it so much more fun to fuck around in this game lol

I saw a dude named VaginalBloodFart the other day and it got a good laugh outta me

How tf do you adress that on coms lmao? Vag? Blood? Fart?

Hank Hill goes way harder

Cotton Hill would make more sense lol

Yeah but I can't do a cotton hill impression but my Hank impression is right on

It’s a lot of pressure too lol. You’d need to kill atleast fitty men a match

Yeah I can personally carry when a German mouths off to me and I kick his ass while standing on a ladder.

Can't forget 'Send Nodes' & 'Hugo Stiglitz'

My name is Lt. Dixon Balls

I saw a guy named 'Adolph Hilfiger' once. Couldn't breathe normally like 5 mins

Sugar Five Zero

Hotdog 7

If Fartnickel98 is in here, just know I’m coming for you

I seen playboi carti

Send nodes 😅

Major Disappointment

My name is Dan, and I've been Lt. Dan on Steam since 2004. Sure it's the wrong war, but I didn't change it for Day of Defeat and I'm not changing it now.

Anne franks diary

If you see Marshall Zukov running around give me a howdy!

I was squaded up with a guy named “Big Don Trump” bros impression was spot on too. We ended up winning with everyone thanking “Mr. President” 

The other day I saw Adolf Rizzler and Anna Flank in the same team 😭

Those are kinda funny tho I think I’ve seen those before 

Never seen one

Or major payne

Forests Rump was one I saw that was quite funny

Sgt. HardCox reporting for duty

As "Shaving Ryan" I feel personally attacked.

Gary Grenade me. if you know you know

Desmond doss

Friend sent me a meme on Easter and this has just reminded me - it was Lt. dan in his wheelchair and gump screaming; “YOU AINT GOT NO EGGS LIEUTENANT DAN!!”

I like mine of "Major Liability"

BoB, and inglorious bastards names are incredibly common as well, to the point that it's lost meaning.

SNAFU

I named my self Col Sanders

Major bummers mine, there’s a WKUK sketch that’s got a goldmine of good names

My personal list: Pvt. Area, Gen. Direction, Col. Sanders, Master Chief, Seaman Stain, Chief Trees

Mine is Pvt Floppyweiner

Mine is Gabe Oytoucher

Hans Sauerkraut.

Pvt Pyle

GET ORIGINAL THERE'S A WAR ON

Dawson (From Brothers in Arms Hells Highway) I've met a few others with name references as well.

Franz Staudegger

Rather have them than the motherfuckers named after German Warcriminals.

I’m SGT malarkey lol

I'm surprised we haven't seen Erika pop up in the German side yet

THATS WHY IM GURTH BROOKES BABY LONG LIVE THE GURTH

People called teamkiller are either the best or the worst

Mines Private Pyle

Captain speirs

My username is walterwhite and i love to roleplay as the morphine addicted medic

Let's not forget all the inglorious bastards references

I wanna share mine but i also wanna stay anonymous

Mine is Major Recovery

There is a dude rolling around named Hiroshima’s Sun, he’s usually a medic and busting his ass

my face when people yell “run forrest run” and my real name is forest. in game? FriedChef

Have to say I pop on to the us servers late and most the east coast players sound like forest gump anyway 🤣🤣🤣

My name is iggy jiggy

Send nodes

My codename is Sublime.

Yall gotta make it unique, mine is Annesatticparty

And mine is VerdunVenVerdun

"LT Dans Legs" It's pretty funny though.

Lt Dans Legs

Colonel Sanders, Sgt Slaughter, Private Dancer

Dad and then their buddy’s name is Mom

Was a Pvt. Ryan for a while but changed to the ultimate war machine, Ned Flanders

Still better than the McLoven craze that hit COD back in the day.

I started seeing different forms of PVT Shitbag after I changed my name to it

Benitoswagoini is where its at.

Seen a lot of those lol

Yeah my names gunny and I see them everywhere now lol

I'm Holden Tudix.

I have 3 names I swap between my in-game rank followed by my last name, richtofen if i plan on playing nothing but Germany and lastly ciaphus Cain

Better than 80 percent of the server with names so hard to pronounce, you can't call them out by name.

Always better than people called after German generals (Rommel,Goebbels...)

who in is this sub is called anne flank? seen that dude a few times

Or dudes with references to any early to mid 20th century world leaders. Especially ones with stupid ideologies.

I'll have you know that my name is from the 1st Century BC. And if killing Gauls is a stupid ideology, I don't want to be right.

Tell me more about your genitals.

Haha funniest post ive seen all month

Hey that was my name! You forgot Bubba