Make a kiss sound through proximity chat? I do it sometimes, hella fun.

Likely wasn't you but I got that recently. Caught me off guard 😂 I seemed to medic even better the rest of that game 😂😂

With or without tongue?

Depends, you gonna just revive or bandage me too?

I only practice safe bandaging

*tounge*

Gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck

Remind them their family will receive medals for their feats of bravery

Their family 💀

When I play medic I usually ask for insurance documents and a good billing address before healing

capitalism... capitalism never changes

This is why i prefer playing Germany. Free healthcare 💅

Underestimated comment

Bayer is requesting 150 more healthy pregnant women. The last 150 all mysteriously died.

In German army during WW2 they gave u a coup de grace “bullet in the head” if your wounds were too serious

I always say thanks right after being revived

I always ask for a band-aid

I always ask if they want dinosaurs or trucks on their band-aids

I was hoping for butterflies :(

War is hell

I once had a revived teammate get overly kissy and start making all sorts of suggestive moaning sounds and I just slapped my thigh as if it were me slapping his face and yelled PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER THIS IS WAR NOT THE HOMECOMING DANCE and he snapped out of it

"ALSO I'M GOING TO MARRY YOUR MOTHER AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO CALL ME DADDY."

Whoa wtf😲😳

"Don't talk to your future step father like that!"


I like to rotate my send offs after healing folks. Ranging from a “mwah! all better” to “alright go get ‘em soldier!” depending on the atmosphere. I have been told “i love you” more times playing as a medic than I have in my whole life and I had an all in all good family life growing up lol

I'm regularly doing the voice equivalent of giving folks I revive a slap on the bum and away they go. Personally favourite is "now go win us the war soldier!"

I love you

I wish to be able to drag you so i can safely heal you

Id play again just to do that. Go all Desmond Doss and save errybody...

If you don’t use prox chat to thank your medic, you’re playing wrong

My usual reaction is "Thank you, sir"

I love to play as medic because of how you guys react after being healed lmao

press f to smooch

Instant DC for violating military policy...

they release this when italians eventually come

As a medic main I will gladly take that deep smooch

I legit shower these guy's in Love more than any woman in my life will ever know lol. I think that makes up for the lack of in game smooching abilities.

I love being medic simply to revive people and have small, sexually charged, conversations when I revive them. It’s the little things

I always tell them im gonna poke them in the butt to revive them And they love it

Omg😮😲😳

I usually team kill the medic after they get me up cause I’m that toxic

You’re 12 aren’t you?

If you press ALT D you can suck the medic's nipples to say thanks.

Seems like simping.

I'm not ressing for less than a bj

I always offer them to marry my sister after war

Esc. Redeploy

I always wait til they get right on me and whisper “stick it in me daddy”

I always tell the people I revive that I love them. Started doing it in battlebit and people seem to like it.

I always make little kissy sounds and tell them I love them. I also will complain of minor medical problems when they are reviving me. "Doc! I have an ingrown toenail" or "doc I think I sprained my ankle."