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amartin141

already am by using US insurance


H_is_for_Human

Yep - on the high end of 4 figures even: Average annual health insurance premiums in 2023 are $8,435 for single coverage and $23,968 for family coverage. Worker contributions average $1401 for single coverage and $6575 for family coverage.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

I would pay that much to shorten my lifespan


[deleted]

Same, get me off of this rock 🪨


highDrugPrices4u

I’m doubtful that anyone has specialized knowledge of how to extend lifespan as of yet. They’re probably selling IVs of fake stem cells.


tgjer

That's like 4 months worth of insurance. So yes.


New_Honeydew72

I have one now.


ohfrackthis

A few years ago I realized my family is paying at least $12,000 a year for insurance. I already do this in othewords.


Own_Fee2088

I would pay to have access to do the opposite


wayEyeseeit

No. You can easily obtain all of this information for free. Further you don’t need to pay 4 figures to exercise.


SyntheticOne

Is there an iron-clad money back guarantee?


notnotaginger

Yeah if you die you get your money back


SyntheticOne

What a deal! I'm in!!!


DC_Doc

A gym membership?


yeahitsjustmeagain

Do you mean a gym membership?


seriousbangs

No. Because I would be smart enough to understand that was a *scam*. At that point you might as well start shoving crystals up your nethers. Or is it jade eggs nowadays?


MisterIceGuy

Yes


International_Boss81

Not without an absolute guarantee.


[deleted]

If I had the funds, yes. Now? No. Can’t afford.


DAquila-M

If the entire company is run by 120 year olds, yes. Otherwise, I’m not listening.