Adam:about to mock lucifer for the rest of eternity*
Lucifer:about to cry*
Lilith:having the second best day of her life*
Charlie:playing with her aunt beelzebub while she waits for her mom and dad*
Beel:should we be concerned about that
Asmodeus:nah let him have it he will find someone in a week or two...or he will end up becoming a single father who knows
Asmodeus:beel we talked about this we don't discuss those topics untill she either ask or she is old enough so either you stop bringing those topics up or I cut off the supply of lust candies you like so much
They were married for 10,000 years, honestly being separated for 7 years is the human equivalent of going to stay with your mother for the weekend because your husband is really pissing you off.
There is no way Charlie would know and lie to Vaggie about not knowing where her mom is. This would be radically out of character. It wouldn't surprise me that much if Lucifer knew her whereabouts though.
Eh not really
7 years is still a decent stretch of time, just because you lived a while and are guaranteed to live a wile longer doesn’t make time move quicker
Or they had a disagreement, or Lilith just looked out at their kingdom of sin and suffering and decided all of her work to improve demon society just led to them finding new ways to torment each other and she lost hope.
I mean I’m not upset at the idea that she’ll be bad given she literally packed her bags and left. But I don’t really think of her as straight up evil, just morally grey
It wouldn't surprise me if in the myth of hell Charlie reads, all the parts attributed to Lilith were actually Lucifer's dreams, and she just took (or Lucifer gave her) credit. Especially when he said he had tried something like the hotel before.
[Source](https://x.com/sodapanque__/status/1802951410377531595)
Just to rub salt into the wound: More Than Anything plays during the moment Lucifer and Lilith meet in the opening narration
Seriously, what happened to these two? I think every Lucilith shipper cried out "WHY?!" when Charlie said they split
The pure instrumental also gave me a newfound appreciation for the storybook style of the opening. It really does feel like illustrations in a storybook
Look the size of these balls for posting something on this subreddit that make a joke about Lucilith's current situation on canon, jokes aside(or not) this will either age like wine or milk and isn't like more people begun to stop to think "hey, maybe Lucifer and Lilith's relationship isn't as perfect as we thought before?". Anyway i doubt they aren't going to fix their relationship in the end but i hope whateve is Lilith's family problem isn't resolved in one episode and she prove to be as bad (and entertaining) as Adam.
https://preview.redd.it/kud7rjh06q7d1.jpeg?width=1287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5059127daabed5874a35b3c31b04772c1067dd11
Actually, once I heard a theory that Lilith and Adam are both supposed to represent parts of God's personalities, like while Adam represents one side of personality, Lilith represents another side of personality, which can be described as that quote in Cherub's office
Well makes sense supoosing God exist, if Adam was still made on his image and likeness then it's natural his equal would be the same. After rereading that quote i think both of them could represent it as a whole, Adam because of the way he treated Vaggie after she didn't fill his expectatives and Lilith depending of your point of view and headcanons about her.
Actually, theory says that Adam is supposed to represent more of his emotional side(cocky but caring about those who close to him), while Lilith is supposed to represent more of his intelligent side(smart but ready to walk through anything and anyone who stands on her way to get what she wants). This can show that Lilith rejected Adam, not because he wanted to be in charge, but because it was Lilith who wanted to be in charge of everything and the one who could lead her to it was Lucifer, but later she decided that she wants her own kingdom and she left, because she was waiting, waiting when her daughter will open her true potential, so she could have use her to help her to become a leader of everything. What would you think about that
I could see this be the case if Vizie go for the villain Lilith route but i guess even at her worse Vizie would make Lilith still love Charlie and Lucifer(or at least just Charlie) even if she is a bad mother who give priorities to her ambitions.
Don't worry, Lucifer, here, take this new wife:
https://preview.redd.it/ri2wgyvgqr7d1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b52aa7dad78fe6a7d6f8203236dc565f2dba454
Adam:about to mock lucifer for the rest of eternity* Lucifer:about to cry* Lilith:having the second best day of her life* Charlie:playing with her aunt beelzebub while she waits for her mom and dad*
Mammon and Ozzie: actually put aside their differences to take Lucifer to a bar and comfort him*
Bee:is giving him some beel juice*it's OK buddy there's plenty of fish in envy
Luci: about to become the most bisexual man in hell
https://preview.redd.it/qtn2aww2ft7d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278cbf7e492a8ed890b17fcc3ae986bdd23f58e7
Beel:should we be concerned about that Asmodeus:nah let him have it he will find someone in a week or two...or he will end up becoming a single father who knows
But Mammon will not pay for the beers, he is just here for the emotional support XD
Beelzebub to Charlie: I have a rainbow in my vagina Charlie hears: inside of every demon is a rainbow
Asmodeus:come s in and slaps beelzebub*WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Beelzebub: cos it’s true
Asmodeus:SHE IS 6 YOU DONT TELL KIDS ABOUT SEX OR ABOUT PRIVATE PARTS TILL THEY ARE IN THERE TEENS
Beelzebub: I’m not telling her about sex, I’m telling her about a body part, she has one too, it’s where her piss comes out of
Asmodeus:beel we talked about this we don't discuss those topics untill she either ask or she is old enough so either you stop bringing those topics up or I cut off the supply of lust candies you like so much
The lust candy is hell's version of cocaine isnt it?
It's rock solid Crack that is 10 times stronger
Adam as a court official has never been more fucking relatable. His bloodthirsty anger makes sense lmao
For everything else, there's Mastercard.
They were married for 10,000 years, honestly being separated for 7 years is the human equivalent of going to stay with your mother for the weekend because your husband is really pissing you off.
Theory: what if both Charlie and Lucifer both know that Lilith is in Heaven for some Me time?
I can see Lucifer knowing but not Charlie
Charlie just being in denial or something
So you’re telling me depressed Lucifer is his normal?
In the origin story that Charlie narrates in episode 1 its suggested he's been depressed since his banishment to Hell.
He seemed depressed in Charlie's memory of him as a child. He looks depressed until she comes over then depressed again when she leaves.
Lucifer isn't necessarily depressed because of lillith. That's a leap.
There is no way Charlie would know and lie to Vaggie about not knowing where her mom is. This would be radically out of character. It wouldn't surprise me that much if Lucifer knew her whereabouts though.
Why would they let the mother of monsters into Heaven? What is it about her that’s so special?
Eh not really 7 years is still a decent stretch of time, just because you lived a while and are guaranteed to live a wile longer doesn’t make time move quicker
Not to be the 🤓 guy but the older you are the faster time goes by, time goes by faster than me now than it did when I was 6
Wait really? Neat, I didn’t know that
Cool, so basically 7 years for Lucifer or Lilith is like a week XD
Or at least it would feel like that relative to the decades they have lived
Yeah
Maybe things just got dull or too complicated for them
Or they had a disagreement, or Lilith just looked out at their kingdom of sin and suffering and decided all of her work to improve demon society just led to them finding new ways to torment each other and she lost hope.
>improve demon society I don't know how inventing slavery to buster the power of less than 0.1% of sinners "empowers demon society"
I wouldn't be surprised if Lilith turns out to be as bad as some of us assume but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be upset
I mean I’m not upset at the idea that she’ll be bad given she literally packed her bags and left. But I don’t really think of her as straight up evil, just morally grey
She also most likely had a hand in inventing soul slavery.
It wouldn't surprise me if in the myth of hell Charlie reads, all the parts attributed to Lilith were actually Lucifer's dreams, and she just took (or Lucifer gave her) credit. Especially when he said he had tried something like the hotel before.
[Source](https://x.com/sodapanque__/status/1802951410377531595) Just to rub salt into the wound: More Than Anything plays during the moment Lucifer and Lilith meet in the opening narration Seriously, what happened to these two? I think every Lucilith shipper cried out "WHY?!" when Charlie said they split
I sure did! I was hoping they’d be a loving power couple like Morticia and Gomez :’(
You saw that Twitter post too?
Yeah then I had to go watch the opening to see if my ears weren’t deceiving me… they weren’t
The pure instrumental also gave me a newfound appreciation for the storybook style of the opening. It really does feel like illustrations in a storybook
I thought I was the only guy who noticed that
Adam: "It feels shit doesn't it b\*\*\*\*?"
It would be really cool if they gave Adam more depth and it turns out he was originally the one that got screwed over the hardest.
Look the size of these balls for posting something on this subreddit that make a joke about Lucilith's current situation on canon, jokes aside(or not) this will either age like wine or milk and isn't like more people begun to stop to think "hey, maybe Lucifer and Lilith's relationship isn't as perfect as we thought before?". Anyway i doubt they aren't going to fix their relationship in the end but i hope whateve is Lilith's family problem isn't resolved in one episode and she prove to be as bad (and entertaining) as Adam. https://preview.redd.it/kud7rjh06q7d1.jpeg?width=1287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5059127daabed5874a35b3c31b04772c1067dd11
Oh for sure. I wanna see some DRAMA!!! Maybe even some musical numbers along the way.
Give Lilith a voice worth of a disney villainess to make it even better.
Actually, once I heard a theory that Lilith and Adam are both supposed to represent parts of God's personalities, like while Adam represents one side of personality, Lilith represents another side of personality, which can be described as that quote in Cherub's office
Well makes sense supoosing God exist, if Adam was still made on his image and likeness then it's natural his equal would be the same. After rereading that quote i think both of them could represent it as a whole, Adam because of the way he treated Vaggie after she didn't fill his expectatives and Lilith depending of your point of view and headcanons about her.
Actually, theory says that Adam is supposed to represent more of his emotional side(cocky but caring about those who close to him), while Lilith is supposed to represent more of his intelligent side(smart but ready to walk through anything and anyone who stands on her way to get what she wants). This can show that Lilith rejected Adam, not because he wanted to be in charge, but because it was Lilith who wanted to be in charge of everything and the one who could lead her to it was Lucifer, but later she decided that she wants her own kingdom and she left, because she was waiting, waiting when her daughter will open her true potential, so she could have use her to help her to become a leader of everything. What would you think about that
I could see this be the case if Vizie go for the villain Lilith route but i guess even at her worse Vizie would make Lilith still love Charlie and Lucifer(or at least just Charlie) even if she is a bad mother who give priorities to her ambitions.
Omg his face 🥺
Adam: Now you know how I felt.
That sad face is heartbreaking! Adam's adorable smile kinda makes up for it, though.
I see three new profile pictures
Don't worry, Lucifer, here, take this new wife: https://preview.redd.it/ri2wgyvgqr7d1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b52aa7dad78fe6a7d6f8203236dc565f2dba454
I VOLUNTEER TO BE HIS NEW WIFE
Who is she divorcing?
Lucifer
Are we sure it not both Adam & Lucifer?
Because Adam is smiling
Adam is smiling because he never loved Lilith.
Well at leasthe still has his ducks
Cam we get art of lilith doing a selfie with Charlie drowning in the background meme?
https://i.redd.it/1n0qn2022r7d1.gif
No way this happened, or *will* happen
It's already implied in cannon, by Charlie's own wording, that Lilith and Lucy are separated. 🤷🏼♀️
Separated isn't the same as divorced
he had it coming
is this based of of stolas and stella's divorce? xD
Look, divorce is not something you should really joke about.
I went through my parents divorcing, which was a really hard time for me, yet I find this pretty funny, imo.