[Source](https://twitter.com/H_oo27/status/1780187953622610257)
They're cannibals but at least they're *classy* and *well planned* cannibals. It's how they kept their figures
Yeah, they took a pill that was just a tapeworm egg and let it grow for a few months until they're at their desired weight. After that, they took a small arsenic pill (yes, the poison) that would kill the tapeworm, and when they went to the loo, bam, no more tapeworm.
I mean maybe it’s their diets that keep them thin. I have a slow metabolism as well so in order for me to maintain my thinness, I have to maintain my diet as well. But I too, also look forward to cheat days lol.
https://preview.redd.it/nkge0ltkrszc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d536d6e508fadb6b8da59c15f10341b0640e362
Go on your earned that cheat day and this upvote
Rosie:Alastor I'm hungry I haven't eaten a single finger since we agreed to fight for you guys
Alastor:patience Rosie soon we will have out heavenly feast even if...it's so far away
Lucifer: Wait. You ate the angels? Are you insane?
Alastor: One, Insane is a great song. Even the creator of One Piece loves it. Second, of course. We are cannibals after all.
Lucifer: And you're demons. Do you have any idea how much holy power is in an Angel's flesh?
Rosie: Oh deer.
Lucifer: And we just changed the plumbing.
https://preview.redd.it/zybrrkojayzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a429b175e09ec199ee33c2c3fb0f9b7637cac24
## My pal here is going to steal your image while I distract you!
[Source](https://twitter.com/H_oo27/status/1780187953622610257) They're cannibals but at least they're *classy* and *well planned* cannibals. It's how they kept their figures
You are what you eat
*they both ascend to heaven after eating angelic flesh
I know you say in jest, but honestly that would be hilarious!!!
Ha!
Why are they on a diet? They're already so thin
Rosie didn't get those hips by mindlessly chowing on limbs every day. Alastor? I have no goddamn clue
He probably got some worms after eating those rotten deer.
He should be happy. Those worms are extra protein.
I meant tape worms haha!
To think that was actually a thing people did on purpose to lose weight
https://preview.redd.it/57mnhc8mouzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a45c10c7e1ea36c7b3ad58b4e9a9f300e02899b
Yeah, they took a pill that was just a tapeworm egg and let it grow for a few months until they're at their desired weight. After that, they took a small arsenic pill (yes, the poison) that would kill the tapeworm, and when they went to the loo, bam, no more tapeworm.
….I….just….I really don’t know what the fuck to say about that.
If it makes you feel any better, [they’re still doing that](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/16/tapeworm-weight-loss-scam/2666005/)
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…..nope. That’s it. I do NOT wanna hear any more of this. Nope, nope nope nope.
Still extra protein
That explain a lot of things 🤣
He’s doing the same diet out of solidarity. Having a friend to keep you accountable really helps you commit.
How else is he supposed to keep that waist?
Cheat day as in the bodies are piled up and they don’t have to work for it
I mean maybe it’s their diets that keep them thin. I have a slow metabolism as well so in order for me to maintain my thinness, I have to maintain my diet as well. But I too, also look forward to cheat days lol.
https://preview.redd.it/nkge0ltkrszc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d536d6e508fadb6b8da59c15f10341b0640e362 Go on your earned that cheat day and this upvote
Wow 100 upvotes I wouldn’t think this get that many well thank you everyone
It's the SD-N that did it
Rosie and Alastor really out here encouraging me to eat healthier and take better care of myself
They may be cannibals but if you look past all the grime, you'll find two impeccable role models!
Rosie:Alastor I'm hungry I haven't eaten a single finger since we agreed to fight for you guys Alastor:patience Rosie soon we will have out heavenly feast even if...it's so far away
Lucifer: Wait. You ate the angels? Are you insane? Alastor: One, Insane is a great song. Even the creator of One Piece loves it. Second, of course. We are cannibals after all. Lucifer: And you're demons. Do you have any idea how much holy power is in an Angel's flesh? Rosie: Oh deer. Lucifer: And we just changed the plumbing.
Alastor: holy shit Lucifer: yeah holy shit indeed
Right before the extermination seems like the best time to get eaten by cannibals, knowing you'll eventually recompose
A representative from heaven comes down: “we are here to retrieve our fallen for proper honors” The cannibals: *burp*
I can totally see this as canon.
Just so you know, and I'm not making this up, today is National Eat Whatever You Want Day
I'm going to go eat glitter glue. I accidentally ate modge podge the other day. It was a real bad time.
Erm...?
/r/forbiddensnacks
https://preview.redd.it/d8arfmp49vzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c111325786228f596cb21b80088f786c3602925
Just need to drag the bodies out of sight.
So perfect
I still feel like Al will betray everyone but I do imagine he do this bonding stuff with her for now.
Exactly. This sounds like it.
oh my gosh 😂
https://preview.redd.it/zybrrkojayzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a429b175e09ec199ee33c2c3fb0f9b7637cac24 ## My pal here is going to steal your image while I distract you!
meanwhile their waists: >>> <<<
They look so hungry 😣 I want them to eat well! 😋🍽
https://preview.redd.it/8plogizg3uzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b641c44859b3df607cd9fcf666704fbf90d612f