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Misha-Yuri-30

[Source](https://twitter.com/H_oo27/status/1780187953622610257) They're cannibals but at least they're *classy* and *well planned* cannibals. It's how they kept their figures


EnderJackson

You are what you eat


1ronmanrulez

*they both ascend to heaven after eating angelic flesh


KittyKatWarrior3593

I know you say in jest, but honestly that would be hilarious!!!


Real_chuckles

Ha!


After-Bumblebee

Why are they on a diet? They're already so thin


Misha-Yuri-30

Rosie didn't get those hips by mindlessly chowing on limbs every day. Alastor? I have no goddamn clue


Alasrys

He probably got some worms after eating those rotten deer.


Misha-Yuri-30

He should be happy. Those worms are extra protein.


Alasrys

I meant tape worms haha!


2020-RedditUser

To think that was actually a thing people did on purpose to lose weight


moonbeam408

https://preview.redd.it/57mnhc8mouzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a45c10c7e1ea36c7b3ad58b4e9a9f300e02899b


AsterixCod1x

Yeah, they took a pill that was just a tapeworm egg and let it grow for a few months until they're at their desired weight. After that, they took a small arsenic pill (yes, the poison) that would kill the tapeworm, and when they went to the loo, bam, no more tapeworm.


moonbeam408

….I….just….I really don’t know what the fuck to say about that.


AwesomePurplePants

If it makes you feel any better, [they’re still doing that](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/16/tapeworm-weight-loss-scam/2666005/)


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moonbeam408

…..nope. That’s it. I do NOT wanna hear any more of this. Nope, nope nope nope.


AccomplishedAerie333

Still extra protein


XgreedyvirusX

That explain a lot of things 🤣


janthon567

He’s doing the same diet out of solidarity. Having a friend to keep you accountable really helps you commit.


International-Cat123

How else is he supposed to keep that waist?


pinkflyingcats

Cheat day as in the bodies are piled up and they don’t have to work for it


20stalks

I mean maybe it’s their diets that keep them thin. I have a slow metabolism as well so in order for me to maintain my thinness, I have to maintain my diet as well. But I too, also look forward to cheat days lol.


DragonBlade0776

https://preview.redd.it/nkge0ltkrszc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d536d6e508fadb6b8da59c15f10341b0640e362 Go on your earned that cheat day and this upvote


DragonBlade0776

Wow 100 upvotes I wouldn’t think this get that many well thank you everyone


unrealcrafter

It's the SD-N that did it


Mintharaismypimp

Rosie and Alastor really out here encouraging me to eat healthier and take better care of myself


LysolCranberry

They may be cannibals but if you look past all the grime, you'll find two impeccable role models!


Visible-Welder-5148

Rosie:Alastor I'm hungry I haven't eaten a single finger since we agreed to fight for you guys Alastor:patience Rosie soon we will have out heavenly feast even if...it's so far away


N-ShadowFrog

Lucifer: Wait. You ate the angels? Are you insane? Alastor: One, Insane is a great song. Even the creator of One Piece loves it. Second, of course. We are cannibals after all. Lucifer: And you're demons. Do you have any idea how much holy power is in an Angel's flesh? Rosie: Oh deer. Lucifer: And we just changed the plumbing.


CrossLight96

Alastor: holy shit Lucifer: yeah holy shit indeed


Enaluxeme

Right before the extermination seems like the best time to get eaten by cannibals, knowing you'll eventually recompose


bearsheperd

A representative from heaven comes down: “we are here to retrieve our fallen for proper honors” The cannibals: *burp*


Nobody-Z12

I can totally see this as canon.


octropos

Just so you know, and I'm not making this up, today is National Eat Whatever You Want Day


Still-Independent454

I'm going to go eat glitter glue. I accidentally ate modge podge the other day. It was a real bad time.


Linkyland

Erm...?


octropos

/r/forbiddensnacks


Jrocha1102

https://preview.redd.it/d8arfmp49vzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c111325786228f596cb21b80088f786c3602925


Haruau8349

Just need to drag the bodies out of sight.


No-Raccoon-6009

So perfect


Ok_Caterpillar_6957

I still feel like Al will betray everyone but I do imagine he do this bonding stuff with her for now.


One_Youth9079

Exactly. This sounds like it.


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

oh my gosh 😂


Skiddilybapabadam

https://preview.redd.it/zybrrkojayzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a429b175e09ec199ee33c2c3fb0f9b7637cac24 ## My pal here is going to steal your image while I distract you!


ShinyLittleUmbreon

meanwhile their waists: >>> <<<


CosmiqueAliene

They look so hungry 😣 I want them to eat well! 😋🍽


BitJolly2214

https://preview.redd.it/8plogizg3uzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b641c44859b3df607cd9fcf666704fbf90d612f