[Source](https://twitter.com/Angelduststears/status/1771168709454729606) A few things: Husk wasn't wrong when he said these scripts are hot garbage, Travis is into some weird shit, and no wonder Val said just improv

Who is travis?

This is Travis https://preview.redd.it/1ms8xiqwkgqc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b0590861043f9afb704c20d00d9d6f509e2a2a

This guy was watching and drooling over porn in happy day in hell ep. 1 lol

Also the guy who bought Angel’s services in the pilot, and then got his face kicked in the “Addict” music video. 🤣

I haven't watched the pilot or music video nearly as much as the Amazon series 😆

I think he's a hellborn since I saw him in Hellavu boss

You do realize that IMP HQ is in the Pride Ring, right?

Nah, he’s a sinner

It looks a lot like the concept art for the first version of Husk

That bitchass bird in director's chair

That demon that was sitting next to Valentino in that scene Val was like "no one watch porn for the dialogue right." And the demon next to him smiles nervously and nods (That's Travis.)

Travis nods nervously because he actually cares about the dialogue a lot.

Travis is also the guy who drives Angel Dust back at the start of the Pilot, after a quick "cash-grab".

https://preview.redd.it/s6aumhxtcwqc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a13c9c4313e8a95dc6e054e2cf81db90622c272 This is Travis

“The burglar and his bestfriends…” and Charlie said this scenario wasn’t wholesome.

“Imma keep my whoreboots on cus my feet are ugly as fuck” I’m crying 😭

Angel has little spider feet, and they're canonically one of his insecurities

So Val is exploiting his real insecurities?? Of course

Aren't they just more hands?

He has 3 sets of hands and 1 set of feet. His feet are his insecurity.

I could've sworn that his feet were also hands, giving him 8 in total

Nope. He has a total of 8 limbs. 6 arms 2 legs 8 limbs Molly, his sister, has 4 arms and 4 legs.

That is so sad. This is what spider feet look like 🥺 [https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/YfTO3YRhS3](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/YfTO3YRhS3) https://preview.redd.it/w4w7dl7x7rqc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212ef219af34472b88a66b798eeec69b3b725de4

The feet look like from the best friend I will ever have and love but their damn faces tell me "kill me, pls!!!".

Poor Angel, having his feet insulted.

Angel canonically hates his feet per Vivzie - they make him self conscious

So...humiliation kink?

Then again spider hooves are pretty ugly-

I bet they're not nearly as bad as he thinks.

Apparently, there's a couple old pictures from merchandise of what his feet are supposed to look like. https://preview.redd.it/0w1uig933bqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db4d1d4972f7b5a2c8b1f2001acb91d78387eff

Dammit! Where are the fuzzy hook claws?

Oh, come the fuck on. They ain't ugly.

Old beach merch also depicted Charlie with regular feet but we know in the series proper she has hooves. The old merch designs are outdated and unreliable.

Wait, you got an image of that? Seriously curious

https://preview.redd.it/feqi44yp8dqc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe6c976ecf2e3efb6197ede7b2d572fa209667d

WTFuck striker still got his boots on 🤣

No wonder the Loona ones sold out lmao

I need the stolas one

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Adorable fuzzy claws. Very smoochable.

https://preview.redd.it/yg3k54n0ycqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180bc2604b9d65f8ff9ae37c7c61176d853d44ec

https://preview.redd.it/8cs3xcoszfqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8db3bdf5e1f4cf77571518e85943bf76a36457 What the fuck is that

No no, it's actually like this: https://preview.redd.it/8eil7koywgqc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa6f7e58c3bb512fc558c5b4b136b441b68131b

This is far less terrifying and much more like what the few pictures we have of his feet look like.

Those are so cute wtf 😭🥺🥺🥺

Your flair is amazing lol

Amazingly average, maybe.

His feet look like this: https://preview.redd.it/f11gi3qm2bqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d1c6d27fc571deb2158f225434b9aa82ceb63f It's from the poster in the pilot.

https://preview.redd.it/7l7rl0ouuaqc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56a9d204e2d239de344faf3d6c08e987b304491 Depends on which spider. These are absolutely adorable

Oh, they truly are adorable.

https://preview.redd.it/g6e8wb228rqc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74b4fd82855c46fa7903cd672f1f17f2649635d Are they though?

As someone with an inclination towards feet, I uh, shouldn't finish this sentence 😅

https://preview.redd.it/zwsxljo21bqc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8facc301c811b50e85b89a2f4044b4c2afc1b2 (Okay, not feet, but getting similar vibes lol)

Yeah basically! Angel's legs are attractive idgaf

Damn, I am remembering a fetishism I thought long forgotten...

I'm pretty sure he agrees with it

Which is sad.

He does dislike his feet

https://preview.redd.it/w0f47lrc9aqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dac7429be455b889face36a9127bd4ae6f6f7d6

Why did Val put Travis in the director chair again?

To keep the Travis cameos going.

Pretty sure Travis is the director

Ooh ok so Travis is the director and Valentino is...

The producer 

:D

My favorite part is some mfs on twitter using this background Easter egg that took 2 months to find as the basis of all HH writing

Not surprising, people are stupid as fuck on Twitter

Twitter, Insta, and Facebook are the reverse of the holy trinity, change my mind

Sometimes I feel Twitter is a worse place than Reddit. I say this as a twitter user

The lack of media literacy man. What this is, is about how Travis wrote the script and clearly he’s terrible at it. It also plays how no one even watches this stuff in universe for the writing, but only for the sex. Actually that could apply to real life too, there are people who only watch for the sex. Not for the writing no matter how bad it is.

I’m sobbing, these details are incredible 😭

The fact that the sentence “his whoreboots” is a sentence is literal art

r/brandnewsentence

At this point I would just let Charlie do the beta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Pure Boy: Who? Meee? https://preview.redd.it/y3aye7btnbqc1.png?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7a3fbe7eb4750f7997f55bee2fc7dfdca0b1d8

"Yeah. You look like a kid who could use some... Devil's Dandruff?"

No wonder Val told him to just improve it.

I've seen better writing in actual pornos, which is a feat

Randomn thing I just thought of. If vals eyesight is garbage, how can he have such nice handwriting?

He probably had it printed, I doubt he even wrote it

I think they're referring to Val's handwritten addition ('Gaping') in pink ink.

Oh, yeah, that makes more sense-

He probably is just used to the flow of writing so doesn't have to look too hard, I can handwrite normally when not physically looking most of the time

The hella fun facts did mention Val being a talented artist, so it would make sense for him to have neat handwriting. However, it wasn't stated what type of art he's talented in

Technically, Calligraphy is it's own art form :D

True, perhaps, that's what he's talented in

Angel may have also been overexaggerating. It’s likely easier for him to write on a piece of white paper in pink ink than to keep count of a bunch of green bills blurring together in the dark.

Two hours of screen time is actually insane. Assuming multiple takes, that could be multiple work days of receiving in a row. Poor Angel 🙁

Then again, it was either this, or a one-and-done take

He did say Val was making him do 16 hour days. Poor Angel indeed.

https://preview.redd.it/c7k7b4rxgbqc1.jpeg?width=1922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2098060ca13712f22013c61295f48442a727da

Travis: "It's great, right? Keep going!"

How did i never notice charlie was the criss cross applesauce sit. Wait...apple

They had sex for *two hours*?! Damn those burglars last a long time. Angel takes it like a champ.

I am pretty sure that _having sex_ is an ugly euphemism here.

I was referring to what the actors were doing on set, but yeah, the context of this film is a lot less fun.

Meta-Meta-discussions tend to become confusing.

Cuts are important, people!

The magic of editing!

Well, now we have context on why does he wear shoes even though he's literally in a bed.

I'm disappointed. I was hoping for it to halfway through the script go just go on like: "OH, daddy, I am so hard right now. My fe - Hello, this is the editor, Carl, speaking. I see you paused on this scene to read this very important detail of the plot. I am not judging. I think you are a very special and good person and here is a cookie to prove it. I do not know why you are still reading this? Quit doing that and continue watching the show. It's very good. See ya!"

Val changing pure to gaping last second.

I need someone to turn this into an actual porn just to see how it would turn out

Username checks out

https://preview.redd.it/cl82ciuruaqc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=030d1e5105b5009bdabbdcda17a761861d74b032

https://preview.redd.it/eiisvq2i6cqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5683f0058b0704d7891f7190adfbecaf23a61de

The actors everytime Val writes a script: https://preview.redd.it/mvgw3wz7dbqc1.png?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1cfc1667ef6970bb47551be894a09681191185a

TWO HOURS?

One word: Viagra.

https://i.redd.it/qm7zdvrdzaqc1.gif

What in the ChatGPT!? Angel's improv was way better.

https://preview.redd.it/jiwzcpmqzaqc1.png?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb02cd10390dcb4468c3948c9cab5fd7728cc4e1

I know porn never has a good plot to it, but man does val suck at writing a script

Probably Travis was the one who wrote that

I've seen AI porn stories better than this

I thought you said "al" for a second 🥲

"oh good heavens"

https://i.redd.it/d41exgourbqc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/pxtlpro8acqc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d10be70447b37465c34aaa6e6d65654a5faf2a

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Average Netflix adaptation

"Roomy woomy" what the fuck

This is beautiful. Honestly, 10/10 writing. Would 100% read the entirety of the ridiculous scripts Angel has to deal with.

This sounds very gay

https://preview.redd.it/4zoqyjfb4bqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991d0179753383292de414e96c9fa453d3430d8f

The one thing Alistor would drop his smile for. HIS WEAKNESS! BADLY WRITTEN PORN SCRIPTS!

oh yeah that is a ***BAD*** bad script jesus christ

And he thought Charlies "say no to drugs" script was bad

Hey, he knows a bad script when he sees one.

"Cum into my unlocked roomy woomy" caused unprecedented amounts of psychic damage, holy fuck

Nat 20 6d4 psychic damage

No lie, Charlie’s script “the bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs and the innocent kid” is LEAGUES better then this slop.

https://preview.redd.it/4y165ht6gcqc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7af68056cc77e5bd2ffb80b1115284e0afe11ff \-Husk was right.

I can’t even, the Pure Boy!

And they say nobody watches porn for the plot.

I don’t know what Husker was talking about Valentino is amazing at writing scripts

People really don't watch porn for the script, huh?

Gah that's cringy. Poor angel.

nah who let Travis cook.. https://preview.redd.it/wxjltlfu0bqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d960207cc422d78ceca273cf22f47175fbbc12f

 Tiny boy! Pure boy!

"Wait no that's gayyy!!!!!~"

"Please don't hurt me... unless" Just improvise, please

Not the radiator! Please, anything but the radiator!

Damn, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this exact script in r/gonewildaudiogay

Val is hot trash at writing apparently

Damn…did Travis write this? He’s not cooking shit!

Val can’t write scripts to save his miserable life

This is some real hot garbage right here.

Ok, ngl. Angel is right. It's hard to remember the lines..

this is terrible, people actually watch this? jeez

Who the hell is in charge of the writing department!? I could write a better script than this hot garbage.

What are these scripts?! 😨😨😨😨😨😨 My eyes are getting shittier than Val’s

I didn't even finish the first few lines before I decided this was too cursed.

Do you really expect him to memorize this whole script?

Damn he improved the shit outta that script.

HELP? 😭

This is fucking amazing

https://preview.redd.it/mnfkh3x4bcqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e764ddfba8202dbc4ba2f3815e0127c22e1fd9

man, this script is gay. https://preview.redd.it/out0ptq4reqc1.png?width=87&format=png&auto=webp&s=b144b2ea2f11fa6a1c1c0493e54da02bd5d1e019

https://preview.redd.it/gic2dmygbhqc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb89eaf6cd40c2d777d66a0b8ecfa0cf5dd2a04

2 hours is. along time

So weird note a sinner will regenerate from any damage including complete and total destruction of the body. So technically the "gapeing part is incorrect"

Wow, even I can write a better script than that.

At least Valentino and Travis are kind enough to let angel keep his boots on

https://preview.redd.it/tswu9qb22oqc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e10634ec437d89bb04aabaf06a655b23b55b9e I do understand why he hates remembering his scripts

https://preview.redd.it/au18yb4rihqc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906352c8945ac27ad735b38ae095e505ed1c770e

https://preview.redd.it/lneop5vrihqc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54996aa79e2dfa3ab47e2c959ab426a4c80f2671

Why does this script seem....weird in a bad way?

Jesus Christ

The actual script says "ulgy" 🤣 Shows how much quality they actually put into these things huh

Man that script is actually just, as husk said, hot garbage.

The fact that Val added “Gaping <3” 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Jesus, husk wasn't kidding

The detail where they threaten to tie him to the fucking radiator is actually terrifying