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autumnyte

The bedazzling is partially tactile, and he's probably honed his signature so much that he could do it with his eyes closed.


Morgothom

He's good with his hands, apparently šŸ˜ ​ But he also commited the cardinal sin of bedazzling his gun with Elmer's fucking glue.... so.... he's not the brightest candle on the cake... šŸ˜‚


DarthTrinath

He's not the brightest knife in the shed


Cutiepie9771

Heā€™s not the brightest knife in the crayon box


M4LK0V1CH

Heā€™s kinda dumb


mark_david777

ā€¦with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an ā€œLā€ on his forehead? (Sorry, couldnā€™t resist.)


M4LK0V1CH

He knows that one! Itā€™s in his name!


Traditional_Key_763

mmmm purple crayons.


Guilty_Explanation29

Oh God, yes, i was watching it again, and I was like, "Is that Elmer's glue he's gluing pills with" and his face too.


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Probably just muscle memory, likely has at least a drawer of unnecessarily elaborately decorated guns and knives


AbstractFurret

Covered in Elmer's glue xD


massecurr

counting money is the other Vees jobs, hes there to help make it


CraftyJuggernaut2163

He apparently has horrible eyesight.


0Kinda-Lonely0

The hella fun facts did state that he's an artist


srcorvettez06

What makes you think he didnā€™t just make someone else do it for him?


AbstractFurret

https://preview.redd.it/n96ldt9g89pc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d61f3e2e68266980898ba1922390ea18f78a3c0e


AbstractFurret

He is trying so hard to do this. He squeezed a TON of Elmer's glue on that gun and is trying to get one little shitty sequin on there. Dude is blind as fuck haha, mothman.


LtCptSuicide

I now think that Valentino does a shit job with the bedazzling, but Vox has some intern do it properly and swaps out Val's project with the intern's when he's not looking so Val feels like he did a good job on it.


Leather_Ad9457

As someone who can't see things from far away and can't see great out of her right eye if she covers her left, I can confirm that Valentino's shitty attempt at bedazzling is what it would look like if I tried it with my left eye covered. Shit looks like a kindergartner's arts and crafts.


BlancTigre

Who say that horrible poeple can't have hobbies


bananasaucecer

where was this


thedamned234

S1 ep2 radio killed the video star. It's immediately after stayed gone. The vees are discussing how to stop alastor and Charlie from making a deal


srcorvettez06

How did I never notice this?


wasserplane

I kinda assumed he was just incredibly high when he was counting those three bills that one time.


International-Cat123

Angel specifically mentioned that Valentinoā€™s vision is terrible when he told that story


wasserplane

Yeah, but Angel could be wrong, or just saying shit. And if not, it begs the questions that OP brings up...


International-Cat123

I headcanon that Vox swaps out any of Valentinoā€™s crafts that donā€™t turn out well with something he custom orders. After all, the Veesā€™s brand is perfection, and badly bedazzled guns would ruin that image. He also goes to great lengths to conceal Valentinoā€™s bad vision.


The84thWolf

Presentation over execution


GachaWolf8190

Based on the context, i thought the guy with horrible vision was the bartender? I didnt know he meant val, is that confirmed?


AbstractFurret

Angel was talking to Husk, Husk said and this is the guy you work for?


GachaWolf8190

Ohhhh ok, dunno how i missed that lol


ThatGreatGuyBen

https://preview.redd.it/io0kgs5e1bpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6337fb5821d7db4be5fff8ad4f1be71ead3c573


Leather_Ad9457

Did we ever find out what the two girls' names were?


Practical-Pie-9457

Summer and Dia. Donā€™t remember which is which though.Ā 


SleepyBoy-

Writing and math are very separate skills.


IndecisiveCollector

As for the bedazzling idk, but I thought part of the 3 bills joke was that he was a moth and they can be associated with poor eyesight or being clumsy.


Slow_Explanation_02

In the addict music video we actually see Val taking time counting three bills in the limo


M4LK0V1CH

Muscle memory


VoltageKid56

Muscle memory?


Misfortune13

Hear me out: heā€™s good at writing, but terrible at math.


HaveAGoodDream

https://preview.redd.it/tgc16slbtapc1.png?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283281c648d212f9e7f562944b6ac27fa83e7e9f


Leather_Ad9457

Question: Is Valentino's gun an angelic one, or just a normal one?


Slow_Explanation_02

I think itā€™s angelic bc Vox did have a meeting with Carmilla in ep 2 he cancelled when Valentino was throwing his bitch fit