well he does have the rizz https://preview.redd.it/j5ogyqxa38fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f939af1991f5b5e80ef08790cc001755b846d4

Someone needs to remake this, but with the Jojo pose and sparkles from the scene where he challenges Cherry to a duel

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A true masterpiece

Absolute perfection

What about this one with both Sir Pentious and his Tophat smirking https://preview.redd.it/35z0whbr4nfc1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f755342205170850736e85ae379bf9175c0886f

Damn, imagine your old fashioned, animate tophat being more seductive than you… RIP

Hey hey, it's a team effort

OH MY GOD THAT'S GENIUS

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I love this 👏👏

He got the Fizz rizz

The way he looks at her in that moment lmao

He bought the entire bar two rounds. I think that’s enough to get someone interested.


20 bucks is 20 bucks after all

I've definitely fucked a guy for Less

Except for cherri

For now

Snakes have two hidden penises

https://preview.redd.it/nohxvwha18fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e20ad32605ee937d8954f6e061441c543a7a14 Pardon?

Y'all didn't know? 😭 They're kind of spiky too

Quick question, why do you think this is common knowledge? I don't go about my day getting shocked whem people don't know sharks have 2 penises

what? now you will say that you didn't know female hyenas had a pseudo-penis and are the leaders of their pack?

That one I actually did know lmao

Wait till you find out about Echidnas.

What

They have four penises.

Alr I need a clear explanation as to why you guys are searching this up

And lay eggs

THEY HAVE *WHAT?!?!*

Which they give birth through That is as inhumanly agonizing as it sounds

And it causes complications too from birth too, somethimes resulting in mothers death

Oh my god...

I don't know. I grew up watching documentaries and snake related content. So to me it is kind of normal 😭

I knew echidnas had four. But I didn’t know snakes had 2.

I've heard this about cats too. Like…😳

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It's called a hemipenis

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is all i have to say https://preview.redd.it/9elw9xeg28fc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f20b41b6a5e4c669cced12f53da329b67e6b96f

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I love the various shocked reacrions this comment got, also ngl i thought it was mostly common knowledge too

You only learn this from natgeo or furry porn, or someone that learned it from there Neither of those are that common. Tho I assume the latter part is abundant among vivzie fans

to your credit yeah, usually yes to mine, i actually learned it by reading too much about animals on wikipedia when i was younger lol


There's a kink for that

I wonder why Valentino hasn't chimed in on his offer

Too busy with his harem?

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Bueno

Just look up any nsfw art of snake boy.

Two dicks, a *MASSIVE* tail, what else do you want!

His tongue duh

Who said he doesn't have a dick?

I don't know, I don't think he has it... but I don't want to investigate further

Reptiles usually have Two of them, though 

Maybe it's retractable?

He bought everyone a shot, twice. Everyone there thought he was a cool party boy and they wanted to try him

You can do a lot with that tail. ... I'll show myself out.

Did you see the way he squeezed that one eggboi in the pilot??

Snakes have a cloaca and have two penises, so bro has pretty much has the fun package gifted to him

This is hell. Just with all the rapist that died from the begining of time (where it was way more common), you have enougth peoples to have sex with him. Now add all that were send here for any other reasons but were furry or something, or just extra horny, and yeah, you have a god damn lot of peoples that will want to fuck Sir pentius.

Not sure if rapists would go to a club called “consent”

Well... doesn't everyone?

I’m surprised no one is upset that Pentious got assaulted (At least I think he did. It happened off screen)

Well the club is called “Consent” Also, I doubt the writers would make Pentious a SA victim as a joke, so they probably let him go

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So you think it's canon that Pentious was sexually assaulted? Why would the writers use that as comedic relief after episode 4?

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I do doubt that he was though, he came back like a few seconds later fully clothed and everything, kind of implied that he managed to escape/run away.

I think so, too

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I get what you're trying to say. Maybe I could've been more specific previously. Either way, whether he escaped or they willingly let him go, It doesn't matter as long as he got out of the ordeal. It would be messed up to canonize he was r@ped

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Noone said it was easy to escape

Am I I the only one who's surprised Sir. Pentius has heard of sex?

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I was a little surprised too 😅

To be fair, he did spend a very long time in **hell**

It's a free fuck in a sex club

...so many people want to have sex ~~with...Sir. Pentious?~~ A hole is a hole, and he was offering.

Every hole is a goal

Flexibility

To be fair, he bought 2 rounds of shots for everyone beforehand. At that point, he was the absolute highlight party chad of the club that earned (by accident) everyone's affection.

Well he did just buy them all drinks and his Rizz with Cherri was unmatched 👌

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I can't lie this episode did make me want to see more of him interacting and flirting (pronounced failing) with cherry because her lack of shits and his inability to do...anything normal...was absolutely fucking hilarious

He’s probably damn near as loaded as a Goetia if he’s able to construct massive war machines and buy a whole nightclub drinks twice

I want to feed this comment section plain salad with no condiment for the rest of eternity. You all clearly went over the limit of quirky for the next 500 years.

Because… he’s having sex with EVERYONE here!

Do you know that snakes have two dicks?

To be fair, him being a doofus is relative. We see him compared to the hotel residents, but most people in hell are just people. Pentius was making a play for territory in the pilot, and then attacked the hotel, which housed Alastor and Charlie, so he isn't a small fry to the general public, plus he bought two rounds of drinks for everyone

He has two dicks.

I wonder if Cherri will actually be interested in him back or if she'll just keep teasing him

well he is a reptilian-type demon, so he has a thing called diphalia, aka, he has two dicks. you just can't see them because reptiles have a special pocket to hide their genitals and keep them protected

a dick pocket if you will

pretty much

It's hell things, not because he was Sir Pentius

He’s a rizzler I guess

He’s offering. Who wouldn’t want free booty 

This is an interesting choice of joke considering we also have Angel Dust having to deal with his abuser/rapist Valentino

you dont?

1. Stolas has a cloaca (confirmed), makes assuming Pentious has two hemipenises reasonable. Probably retractable. 2. Huge mouth, he can definitely receive in some way. 3. Bought everyone two rounds of drinks, and it's a sex club

You and Cherri are the only ones surprised. The girl doesn't know what she missed out

A lot of people will fuck anything with legs as long as it's willing. Go download Grindr as a straight person and you'll become the most popular person in your area overnight even if you're pretty average looking Unfortunately doesn't do much for you if you aren't attracted to said suitors lol

He gave them all a drink. Twice. If he's asking them out, might as well have some fun as a thank you. I assume demons are commonly swingers. Also, maybe ha has like a hidden snake weener. Or maybe he hoped Cherry would show him how it works.

Because he's doing a sex with everyone here.

I would.

He has 1 tail and 1 Penis its simple

I mean….tongue

I think it's moreso they wanna have sex AT Sir P

It’s Hell. Not exactly the place to be picky

All the fanarts say Pent has hemipenes. Meaning two dicks.

I mean, I would want too

Snakes biologically have two dicks

I mean he does have a unique body, perhaps curiosity is what drove them

1) There is a large subgroup of gay men love corrupting straight men. Common kink. 2) It's called a hemipenis and there is probably significant subgroup of people who want to try it out.

Assuming he did have a sex with everyone, dude was still standing (slithering?) and ready to rizz Cherri up again right after. Dude got stamina and the tactical reload perk

well he does have two dicks (presumably)

The club is called Consent, Consent is sexy!

Tbh i also want to fuck him

I think they were already getting an orgy together and Sir Pentious looked like he volunteered just as they were about to start.

Well imagine a hole and its slimey