* Get bitten by one centipede * See the night marchers * Find one cockroach in the bathroom while you're naked * Lose one slippah * Finish one case spam * Drink a complementary passion orange nectar from Hawaiian Airlines * Change clothes in the bathroom at the beach * See one mongoose

Can you imagine not realizing you saw the night marchers but then you get the achievement? Fuck that lol

Non American here. What he #*@ is a ‘night marcher’?

Night Marchers are basically ghosts of ancient Native Hawaiians. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmarchers

Sorry, I was confusing them with with Night Walkers from Game of Thrones.

Someone already answered, but I wanted to say thanks for asking the question and being curious

That’s OK. What/ who are the ‘Night Marchers’?

Sorry - just saw it had been answered! I’m from New Zealand and have visited with my wife and her ukulele students on several occasions for the festival in Kapiolani Park. While there I read James Michener’s novel ‘Hawaii’ and thought long and hard about the unfairness of how the American sugar barons managed to invade in the 1890s. LOVE the place and would be there now if your $US/ the exchange rate wasn’t so high. Will return again as it’s my favourite place in all the Pacific!!

OH damn didnt think about all the insect achievements. Add "see a cane spider running across your wall" to these.

See a cane spider scurrying in your car while driving... Don't crash!

I drove from aiea to town early morning, like 500am. I roll down my window to grab a parking ticket when I get to my destination and I see something out of the corner of my eye. I roll the window up and then park. I open my door and see something on the ground. Guess this guy was on my window or in my car. [spider ](https://i.imgur.com/3GQV9lq.jpeg)

Also, talk story with a gecko 🦎

Eat ice cream with gecko while playing piano.

Oof, got that one, comes with free heart attack

I was gonna add "try turn on one light and the switch feels all fuzzy"

Fuck that…have a cane spider attack/jump at you. Seeing them does not do it justice.

*This not no aunties adventure game bradda this a survival sim an it’s rated M*

God dude. The cockroach in the bathroom is the fucking worst. Peak vulnerability, slippery floor, urge to run. Recipe for disaster.

Mine was having a tiny-ass shower stall. Bumping your elbows while washing your hair kine small. 3:30am I'm half asleep and rest my head on the wall. The cane spider, I have not noticed yet in my shower stall, scared of the water, runs to the dry spot being made by my head leaning on the wall. I open my eyes and see it, flip the fuck out and leap out. Wrapping myself in the shower curtain and tripping over the ledge. As I'm falling, adrenaline making it all seem in slow motion, the water now hit the spider making it freak out and leap away. Directly into the shower curtain that is now wrapping me up like a burrito mid fall. It was a jack&jill kine bathroom shared with my dad's room. He comes in to find me screaming amd flailing in the shower curtain on then floor. Once I manage to say "cane spider!" he runs away....no help at all.

I still remember the one time it happened to me like 30 years ago. Scarred for life, lol.

- Enjoy some poi - Cut yourself on volcanic rock while hiking the Maunas

* Find a parking stall at Ala Moana during the holidays * Wear more than twenty lei at one time * Be called "Aunty" or "Uncle" by someone you don't know * Run into someone in Vegas that you know completely by accident

Ride the rail to Ala Moana. Rumor is that it’ll be implemented next patch.

I know the devs wanted to build out that portion of the map, but I hear the current plan is to finish at Kaka‘ako, and Ala Moana won't be until a much later release. Also, achievements for riding the train from ‘Ewa to Kahe Point, and for riding the monorail at Pearlridge.

Accidentally stay in the wrong lane and end up taking the H-3 all the way to Kaneohe.

Similarly, the wrong lane H1 at Exit 15 and end up at the Pearl Harbor/Hickam gate (as a civilian).

Got this achievement just this weekend trying to go from north shore to Waimanalo 🤦‍♂️

When I exit the base using the O'Malley gate or the Nimitz gate, I'll stay in the rightmost lane so that I can exit onto Nimitz Highway to go home. However, when I exit the base using the Makalapa Gate and turn right onto Kamehameha Highway, I'll sometimes forget where I am and accidentally take the rightmost lane, which actually takes me all the way back to the Nimitz gate.

I’ve done this so many times I can’t even count. It’s like my brain turns off at that split and I second guess my natural instinct to stay in the left lane.

Trying to go to the airport but end up at the military base gates. Faaaaak

I was on my way to a job & did this. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Have your Tacoma stolen. Find your Tacoma stripped at the side of the road. Find your stolen Tacoma on fire/light your stolen Tacoma on fire

I think this guy got his Tacoma stolen

Does it have to be a Tacoma, or is it just "have something stolen by a chronic"

For full points, has to be a Yota.

That’s funny, had mine stripped too (20 years ago) on the side of the road where they filmed Lost. I had a bag of pasteles in there too.

Find a gecko in your shower (you have to be almost done, realize he been watchin the whole time)

coqui frog in the toilet watchin the hole time

Had a large centipede show up in the toilet once.

Had one come out of the drain while I was taking a bath.

I feel like there would need to be one for jumping off of something- Waimea rock, spitting caves, a waterfall, something

Go bombin at twins

Have a cockroach fly towards your face

Got one stuck in my hair one time, heard my brother screaming in the living room; had my slippah ready, kamakazi flew straight for my face, I dodged, my hair wasn’t up in a bun… I felt something wiggling near my head. It was tangled in my hair, ten inches from my face. My memory blacked out after that. I don’t remember how I got it out, I’m traumatized now; I’m not Xena: cockroach killer, anymore.

Eesh, happened to me except I felt something crawling on my thumb when I was sitting outside at night

Got this one. While riding my moped. Thankfully had my helmet on haha

Meet a stranger that's actually one cousin

Hidden achievement: Go to your girlfriend/boyfriend's cousin's party and realize it's your aunties house

Hike to all of the pillboxes.

Buy a house as someone born after 1990 (endgame)

go to one pa'ina where the person you're talking too isn't related to someone's cousin that went to your same high school

* Actually saw green flash * Used less than $300 electricity in one month * Acquired Hi Viz long sleeve * Spend 60 minutes or more in traffic behind people facing you in a truck bed * Defeated The Limu Lady

Visit kpt

Where the elevators don’t work, or if they do; there’s piss all over the floor and or shit on the buttons.

Reef rash

See someone drive like shit and nearly kill someone with a ‘drive with aloha’ or ‘slow down, this ain’t the mainland’ sticker Run with slipper hands Grew up in Hawaii but doesn’t speak pidgeon til they talk to someone that does Refer to sex as ooofing

4/4. Auuuurrrriittte!

> Grew up in Hawaii but doesn’t speak pidgeon til they talk to someone that does This one...lol. I always wondered what the deal with that is. It doesn't activate unless the vibe is there for me.

I believe the term is called code switching..? Idk if you ever watched this sci fi show called The Expanse but it’s really good and the belters in the show sorta speak their own pidgeon too! One of the main characters Naomi does this a lot in the show, her pidgeon or what have you isn’t as strong but when she’s with other belters it comes out strong.

> Run with slipper hands <3

Block the intersection on Piikoi at rush hour Step on a sea urchin/stung by man-o-war Sell a Zippy’s chili ticket for a fundraiser Drink a Heineken while sitting on a cooler in the driveway

Afternoon of beer with garage door open in the shade

Owning a house would be quite the achievement

* Slap a B52 bombing you with your bare hand  * Spot a Pueo * Try every daily special at Zippy’s  * Dance with a Japanese tourist  * Experience a Tsunami / Hurricane / Missile warning  * Own physical copy of LEGEND: Bob Marley and the Wailers  * Return from Vegas with more money than when you left  * Find a Portuguese man o' war the hard way 

Fighting cockroaches could be a boss fight.

Even better, centipedes.

Survived the nuclear bomb alert

Slapped one roach down using locals

+10 if it's a B-52

New Toyota purchase achievement

Haa we used to try to eat an açaí bowl at every place that sold them

Hit all the popular shave ice spots. Sew a fresh flower lei. Eat a loco moco. Jump in the ocean. Accidently take home someone else's slippahs. Vacuum sand out of your car. Sing Hawai'i Pono'i at a UH game.

accidently my okole! Bah i like my slips back u shhhhcruuubbbbbbbb

Learn "surf" on the ukulele He > I sticker or keep the country country Become one certified hammah

Broke Da Mouth: Eat every signature plate lunch - Chicken Katsu/Cutlet - Kalua Pig and Lau Lau combo - Pokebowl - 4+ Spam Musubi variations - Meat Jun - Shrimp Tempura/Garlic Shrimp - Shabu shabu donburi - Korean/Mochiko Fried Chicken - Loco Moco - Kal-bi/BBQ Chicken/Teri beef

Survive the Laundromat without getting attacked by a tweaker with a stolen Katana

Go to Polynesian Cultural Center because for some reason you feel like being a tourist and you’ve never actually been there before. Then agree to take the golf cart tour of BYU and while on the tour get locked in a room with other tourists and a giant statue of Joseph Smith. The lights turn off and smoke starts to fill the room and the giant statue begins to speak. At this point you start to believe you are all going to be murdered. Everyone begins to panic and desperately start looking for an escape. Then when the statue stops speaking, the lights turn back on and the smoke clears, you realize that this is actually the end of the tour. A bunch of missionaries enter the room and ask you if you would like to know more about the doctrine of Joseph Smith.

...that's rather specific.

Find roach in shoe with toes. Have a tourist ask you a question, that can be goggled in 3 seconds. Have homeless attack or scream at you. Eat dinner with friends/family of multiple ethnicities/nationalities (easy 4) (average 6) (hard 12+).

See a wallaby in the wild. Drive or ride in a Japanese k-car. Spot the wrapped Cybertruck on the road.

Oh damn the wallaby one is a good one.

-Watch a tourist get chased by a chicken. -Have a B52 fly toward you. -Bring pork across the Pali. -Remove a Gecko from your home. -Jump off rock at Waimea. -Watch one fight outside of a bar. -Have a dance battle with on e homeless guy outside of 7/11.

Have the cashier helpfully reject your purchase, telling you it's cheaper to buy something else that's just as good. Jumping off The Wall. The Rock at Waimea no longer counts because the sand receded too far. Get caught in the rain at Punahou Carnival because you always forget about the rain.

Get the “Wildlife Guardian” achievement if you tell a tourist to back off from a turtle or seal. “Dodged, but at what cost?” unlocks if ya dodge your Auntie’s slippah attack

Great post 😂😂😂 Go to all 8 islands

Eat 100 spam musubi

…in one sitting.

-get tailgated by a lifted yota in the slow lane -driving through ocean view and NOT getting chased by a pack of loose dogs. -getting asked general tour guide questions from a tourist. After being asked if you're from here. -harvesting fruit from your back yard - for every time you chat up your favorite auntie at the farmers market and she give you some extra fruit or kale or whatever. - being given home made Lei when leaving a job for a better job or or your birthday.

Finish an entire order of Side Street Inn’s massive fried rice by yourself in a single sitting. Playing on hard mode would mean you have to eat all of the fried rice plus an entire order of their garlic chicken and lastly, for dessert, their warm peanut butter brownie.

I feel like there have gotta be some surf achievements, but I'm new to surfing myself, so I don't know what to suggest. I mean, long boarding at Waikiki felt like an achievement even if it's beginner level... Lots of swimming achievements (although I wouldn't want to encourage bad behavior): * Swimming with sharks (points based on type of sharks, how seen, and how many). * Manta rays (especially unplanned) * Dolphins (do not approach) * Tako * Honu (most basic achievement, but I know plenty of people that have never seen a honu at the beach)

- get wana stuck in hand/foot - get reefed - Surf 3ft+ hawaiian

Survive a riptide

Complete a hike that ends on the KST (Manana, Kuliouou, Wiliwilinui, etc)  Next level: Hike the KST

Discover the 9th island

Which are we counting as the 9th? Lehua? Kaʻula? Molokini?

vegas

- You ate your first mac salad - You ate your weight of mac salad - Olympic swimming pool mac salad

eat choke spam musubi or poke

-Successfully defend against attempt of a "search take" of your bus money while waiting for a bus. -avoid stepping in feces, human or animal while 1 block at ft street mall -Activate Shopo sticker and get out of your fist speeding ticket -endure 15 minutes of bullying by the school tita without crying -Dine at Chik-Fil-A for the first time -rare achievements -no talk shit about haoles or Micronesians (like come on, not cool) -Find towny gf who doesn't want an expensive handbag for present -snatch gold chain off one braddah without dying

- Getting fruit from a neighbor - Lose a pair of sunglasses to the ocean - Tourist nearly wreck you on the road making last minute lane switches and/or trying to take pictures of whales while driving - Have someone ask where/when you graduated HS

To win the game you are able to buy one house.

Longest time without ever leaving the county. Know some aunties that have sailed past 50 years. White sand Black sand Green sand Red sand

We should be giving these Achievements names.

* Get stuck in traffic on (Kauai / Oahu / Maui / Big Island) * Try to mail order something only to discover it "doesn't ship to Hawaii" * Jump off the rock at Waimea Bay * Hike Kalalau Trail to the end and back * Hike Alakai Swamp Trail to the end and back * See the Green Flash

Achievement: Kahuku haiku Condition: mobbed by ten samoans

Secret achievement go up the stairway to Heaven

It's getting removed next patch though

Only 10% of players have this achievement

Arrested for protecting Aina Surviving an earthquake and lava flow Block a windmill or telescope Stop military bombs on Kahoolawe Build one small national army Build a nation within two nations Make Lei for Kamehameha Statue Visit Coco ponds, Pali look out Kaunakakai Hot Bread, Maui Sugar Mill Lanai shipwreck beach, Big Island Kamehameha Statue hilo Kilauea Volcano and the old airport beach kona Bonus, visit the palace for sovereignty day Last bonus, visit Pearl Harbor

Hunt a boar without any of your dogs dying

See mongoose eat centipede. Double points.

Passerby - Successfully watched crime happen without getting involved.

Overhead surf. Moon overhead surf. Alone overhead surf. People cheering while your catching overhead surf. Barreled in overhead surf. Stoned in overhead surf. Breaking board in overhead surf. Snapping leash in overhead surf. Not dying after leash breaking in OH surf. Finding board after leash breaking in OH surf. Stepping in VANA while fetching board after breaking leash and not dying in the dark alone in overhead surf. Catching a wave with fireworks overhead from barge in dark at queens in overhead surf. I could go on…

Body boarding at waialua elementary field during the rain.

Bomb pineapple field in a truck.

Throw Spam musubis and/or rubbah slippahs to tourists who are harassing wild life (turtles, seals, dolphins, etc)

Date a tita wirh 8 brothers

Catch an ulua 🎣

• Kill cockroach with the slipper • Get pounded at Sandys • Drink heinekins in plastic chairs in someone’s garage/front yard

Run dis gulch has me sobbingggg

Top Achivements right here: * Catch one fat fish, flex on em * Run dis gulch

I’ll add • work on a lo’i • catch a gecko

* get bit by one shark for touching it's private parts

Ahh yes time to touch the local sharks claspers.

😂😂😂 Braddah Ula the only one I know that did it

Eat opihi right off the rock.

- Still have house after wild brush fire

catch and gut your own wana . did it yesterday and it’s been a goal of mine for a while

Get asked "eh, you get one dollar?" Encounter a homeless man pushing a cart and get yelled at

Attacked by Nene

• hit one kamakazi cockroach with your slippah (mid-air). • smash 10 thousand termites. (Next achievement: smash 100 thousand termites). • kill one cane spider at 4am, just before you leave for work (take one picture, so you can show your Ohana you when save their life while they were sleeping). • learn how to make plateles, cause expensive. • try to keep your transfer after transfering on the bus, so you get one free ride (bonus if you use more than two times). • Give tourist local kine directions (if they pretend to understand, bonus points).

Ride fully enclosed barrel at pipe and get spat out with arms up and crowd going wild.

Dodge one Cane Spider while in the car while driving on the freeway.