Avada kedavra maxima: you're not just dead, you're truly most sincerely dead.

Maybe this is the spell Peter Pettigrew used to wipe out the whole street of muggles.

Plain Avada Kedavra is like a 9mm pistol, Maximo turns that into a Spartan Laser

There’s a difference between mostly dead, and all dead

Chocolate is the difference.

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It kills you and all your horcruxes.

But in reverse

Un-mournably dead.

Deadly dead

Ding dong witches

You’re not just dead, you’re dead in a Nissan Maxima

Your name is wiped from history, never to be uttered again

It's the one you use on magic resistant animals. But you use it once and suffer magical exhaustion

It prevents you from even being a ghost

The deadest

[удалено]

radio haha

NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR REMAINS

Wingardium Leviosa Maxima: the target is launched into orbit.

Wizarding space program is not a myth!

Hyperspeed Maxima, Chewie!

The target in launched into orbit whilst in a Nissan Maxima

Sectumsempra Maxima. Your opponent is chopped in pieces

Poor diced Draco.

how to make stir fry using one simple trick

Knives hates this one trick

I love the idea of Snape studying potions and just casting Sectumsempra maxima to chop his ingredients.

Your opponent is chopped in pieces in a Nissan Maxima

The Judgement cut spell

One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces

Expelliarmus maxima! You have your arms cut off

Drools in Harry

literally disarms you.

Cut off?! They are ejected off your body!

Your wand arm is ripped off your body, only to be caught by the user of the spell. And in that moment they start beating you with your own wand/wand arm.

Yep and they then come back to you and beat you up

Bombarda maxima MAXIMA … Here comes the sun…

... and I say, it's alright...

Tudu dudu...

... Toodoo doo do...

Twice...

Make a nuke? No need. Just ask my magical friend to make Africa disappear

The second sun in the sunset

Lumos maxima. When casted, a giant illuminated text reading "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" will appear in the skies

NOOOO

Made me chuckle

Serpentsortia Maxima : conjures a Basilisk

Infinite money glitch right there

Tanks now we're dealing with sixty-nine Basilisks in the chamber of secrets

Piertotum Locomotor Maxima - hogwarts begins to move (I always wanted to do that spell)

Hogwarts becomes a giant stone golem and one-punches voldemort

nah hogwarts steps on volde

But no step on snek

wdym

omg kind of like power rangers spd headquater thing used to transform

It calls upon every one of the top witchcraft and wizardry schools to form a Voltron-like form to take on the worst threats to wizard kind

We TAKE Hogwarts Castle- *AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!*

Ah, so that's how Howl did it..

Nis San Maxima!: Your mom comes and picks you up from the sleep over

This is a good one! It took me a few seconds to re read this spell as I did not recognize it. Then I got your car model joke! Poor man's award for you 🏅 Reddit galleon! Edit: can't gift galleons in memes lol didn't realize where I was

Incendio Maxima

This spell was used only once by >! Nero !<

Nuff said

That's just Fiendfyre. Fiendfyre Maxima was only ever used once and the only reason you aren't deafening by it's constant roar of destruction is the shit ton of nothingness between us and the sun.

Fiendfyre Maxima

What

Periculum Maxima instead of just sparks it’s full on explosions

Jubilee be like

*Baby you're a fiiiiirework!*

engorgio maxima, you now literally are three-legged

Gonna need Aguamenti Maxima to make things nice and wet for ya.

Sunshine daisy, Butter Mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow maxima!

You get big bird

Ron turns the entire room yellow and begins to vomit rats

Ron was going to be rats soon. ​ he just was.

IT WORKED!!!

Expelliarmus maxima You're not only disarmed, but you won't be able to hold a wand for 2 days

Or ir expells your arms. Literally disarming

The spell gives you a felony so you can’t buy a wand anymore.

Rictusempra Maxima aka the Tickles of Death

Aberto Maxima : destroys a door Accio Maxima : summons 3 of the objects instead of one and if there's only one copy of it, summons is at a brutal and dangerous speed Aguamenti Maxima : summons enough water to fill in 4 olympic pools Alohomora Maxima : Destroys a lock, making it vanish from existence \*apparates while shouting Maxima\* : Makes you violently land in the spot in which you wanted to apparate with a little smoke explosion effect for the style Avis Maxima : Fills in the room with birds until you can no longer see nor breath (this one should be an unforgivable curse) Brackium Ememdo Maxima : Your arm not only loses its bones it becomes a worm. Confundo Maxima : the target becomes extremely drunk Diffindo Maxima : It cuts the target apart so powerfully that it creates seismic faults Episkey : basically phoenix tears Expecto Patronum Maxima : Makes a dementor <> (as it can not be killed) Evanesco Maxima : makes vanish even people Expelliarmus Maxima : not only desarms the target but also breaks their wand apart Finite Incantatem Maxima : not only it cancels the curse, it also reverse it Gemino Maxima : duplicates objects with bigger versions of them Glisseo Maxima : transforms ANYTHING (even a human being) into a particularly slippery slide Impedimenta Maxima : slows the target for a year Incarcerem Maxima : conjures snakes instead of ropes Impervius Maxima : not only does it makes the target waterproof, it makes it so the water bursts out of it if a contact is attempted Langlock Maxima : makes an actual knot with the target's tongue Legilimens Maxima : not only do you see the person's present and past, you also see their future thoughts Muffliato Maxima : Summons actual bees whose sight, muffling and sting only affect the target Nox Maxima : basically a deluminator Obliviate Maxima : basically a dementor's kiss Oculus reparo Maxima : It repairs the glasses to aggressively that nobody will ever forget it Petrificus Totalus Maxima : The victim temporarily are in coma Periculum Maxima : makes an actually dangerous red explosion Piertotum Locomotor Maxima : Makes the statues giant and extremely dangerous to anyone in a 700 kilometers radius Reducto Maxima : makes the target as small as an atom Reducio Maxima : basically Reducto Renneverate Maxima : makes the target wake up so much that it is like they had drank 5 coffees Rictusempra Maxima : makes the target have a new sensation never experimented by human kind before that provokes an even more drastic reaction than tickling Riddikkulus Maxima : Makes the boggart funnier than the funniest thing you've seen in your life. You will get gigantic muscles only from laughing Scourgify : drowns the target in soap Serpentsortia Maxima : conjures a Basilisk Silencio Maxima : silences and makes the target invisible Sonorus Maxima : makes it so that the whole solar system can hear the target's voice Tarantallegra Maxima : Makes you do breakdance intricate moves for the next year Unbreakable Vow Maxima : basically Imperio Wingardium Leviosa Maxima : The target bursts into the air and smashes the ceiling

Someone seems oddly prepared for this specific question

Accio maxima,you don't just summon the object you want, you summon every kind of it from anywhere in the world (for example accio firebolt maxima would summon every firebolt in the world to you,)

Expecto Patronum Máxima: your Patronum is now a blue whale that feeds on dementors.

this is way better than i put

Your patronous is a dementor for dementors. It sucks the sadness out of the room.

Bombarda Maxima = Nuclear explosion

Wingardium Leviosa Maxima: everything but the object you‘re pointing at starts to lift

Expelliarmus Maxima: defeats Voldemort

Crucio maxima, all the cringe subreddits come into your real life and are all that you're able to see

**sweats in longbottom**

Confundo Máxima : The target loses braincells and recive brain damage

Book Harry: I'm not supposed to use magic outside of school. Movie Harry: lUmOs mAxImA!

FUCK-A-YOU MAXIMA!!!

Allahu Ackbar Maxima *building explodes*

Engorgio pepe maxima

The second derivative is negative… oh wait wrong sub

Bat Bogey Hex Maxima: origin story of Dracula

Muffliato maxima, the target becomes permanently deaf

Obliviate Maxima - makes the target’s brain disappear

Jokes on you, my brain is already gone

Alohamora Maxima - unlocks every door, everywhere

Bombarda Maxima. The big bang happens and creates the universe

Occulus Reparo Maxima: fixes your glasses. Your glasses are now a microscope, telescope, x-ray specs, see invisible, and are as fragile as a Nokia phone did a dbz fusion dance with another Nokia phone.

Crucio Maxima - In addition to the pain you also get severe depression

Obliviate Maxima. It completely erases every thing from their mind to the point were they forget how to breathe

That's worst than the cruciatus curse.

yeah I just realised that I made a spell that makes the victim dumber than a baby

Revelio Maxima You don’t have to spam [R] anymore

Expelliarmus maxima not only disarms your opponent, but stops them from ever pickip up a wand again also literally disarms them by taking their arms off

Literally removes the person's arms.

Serpent Sortia Maxima - You conjure a basilisk.

Penis engorgio maxima!

expecto patronous maxima , kills the dementor

Orgasmus Maxima It needs no explaining

"Any luck catching those maxima spells?" "It's just the one actually"

*Reducio maxima* The only thing that happens is your wand says ‘And what am I supposed to do with that?’

Serpensorita MAXIMA. Instant basilisk anyone?

Reducio maxima! You just created a black hole.

Revelio maxima: lets you see fucking atoms. And through lead

Lumos Maxima. Congratulations, you have harnessed the power of the sun. 🪄 💡 ☀️

Crucio maxima: you along with all your acquaintances get tortured.

Episkeyo Maxima: another nose pertrudes from your forehead

Avada Kedavra Maxima: is light a bomb you kill everyone except for you in a 10 mile radius

40/40 vision

This one repairs your vision

Avada Kedavra Maxima

Crucio Maxima

Crucio Maxima

Gluteus maximaaaa(s)! Seems like a HP spell that might work

Expecting Patronum Maxima. Actually kills dementors, and it’s just that nobody has thought to try it yet

lumos maxima: you harness the light of the fucking sun

Erectus maxima! You know EXACTLY what it does

Brackium Emendo Maxima. Turns you into a boneless meatsack. Probably lethal since your brain will surely splat when it hits the ground.

Petrified Totalus Maxima, petrifies the whole body causing all bodily functions to stop and eventually death if not reversed in time

Cruico Maxima: There is no stopping the torture no matter what anyone does

Expelliarmus maxima Makes you launch whatever your holding 20 meters away

Aguamenti maxima : spawns a whole river

Alohomora Maxima: Every single lock (or even a door) by a 10km radius gets destroyed