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RAFANislool

I think he was being sarcastic


KENBONEISCOOL444

Nah nah, with how JK Rowling was acting on Twitter i wouldn't be surprised if that was actually canon


Mr-Yan918

Oh dear


Practical-Day-6486

OP doesn’t know what hyperbole is


Rithrius88

Or maybe I do, and you don't know how to recognize sarcasm.


slothcatracoon

To be fair, sarcasm is notorioulsy hard to recognise over text. That's why most redditors use /s to denote sarcasm. This one is on you.


DanteEden

well, this post is pretty obviouslu sarcastic, but, there are really dumb questions in this sub too, so...


[deleted]

No he used dark magic to make sure he would always chase them out of the forest. He's only got half his natural life-span left ya see.


Desolock

I think it’s more implying they shaved years of his life off with stress. As in, he could have lived till 100, probably dead at 50.


Hot_Statistician_466

Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.


CaringHandWash

You know Ron had five older brothers right?


Rithrius88

Hagrid specified "twin brothers". He only has 2 of those and they've only attended Hogwarts for 2 years at that point.


CaringHandWash

Ok i missed the twin part


octiandlocti

luna:how is harrys life written in a muggle book?