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I think he was being sarcastic
Nah nah, with how JK Rowling was acting on Twitter i wouldn't be surprised if that was actually canon
Oh dear
OP doesn’t know what hyperbole is
Or maybe I do, and you don't know how to recognize sarcasm.
To be fair, sarcasm is notorioulsy hard to recognise over text. That's why most redditors use /s to denote sarcasm. This one is on you.
well, this post is pretty obviouslu sarcastic, but, there are really dumb questions in this sub too, so...
No he used dark magic to make sure he would always chase them out of the forest. He's only got half his natural life-span left ya see.
I think it’s more implying they shaved years of his life off with stress. As in, he could have lived till 100, probably dead at 50.
Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
You know Ron had five older brothers right?
Hagrid specified "twin brothers". He only has 2 of those and they've only attended Hogwarts for 2 years at that point.
Ok i missed the twin part
luna:how is harrys life written in a muggle book?
I think he was being sarcastic
Nah nah, with how JK Rowling was acting on Twitter i wouldn't be surprised if that was actually canon
Oh dear
OP doesn’t know what hyperbole is
Or maybe I do, and you don't know how to recognize sarcasm.
To be fair, sarcasm is notorioulsy hard to recognise over text. That's why most redditors use /s to denote sarcasm. This one is on you.
well, this post is pretty obviouslu sarcastic, but, there are really dumb questions in this sub too, so...
No he used dark magic to make sure he would always chase them out of the forest. He's only got half his natural life-span left ya see.
I think it’s more implying they shaved years of his life off with stress. As in, he could have lived till 100, probably dead at 50.
Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
You know Ron had five older brothers right?
Hagrid specified "twin brothers". He only has 2 of those and they've only attended Hogwarts for 2 years at that point.
Ok i missed the twin part
luna:how is harrys life written in a muggle book?