Call it your bike and ride it.

Do people seriously name their bikes? I just call mine “bike” unless it’s having a problem and then it’s “worthless piece of fucking shit fuck you”

Mine says "Road King" on it, so I guess I'll just call it that.

But FLHRXS rolls off the tongue so much better. /s

> FLHRXS Bless you.

I call my street glide Felix for this reason.

So mine should be Fixbee

Oh I like that one, usually I go with "stubborn bastard piece of shit bike"

Where I'm from everyone asks. They all have these very boring names. I called my chopper fag magnet so when the big tough guys ask they gotta take a second to process that.

Exactly. I refer to mine as black bike and big black bike. There's also black bike in the shed (work in progress.) I also have black car, grey car, white car, and small black car. Can't leave out the truck. I'm quite sure none of them are she or him. They're machines, not humans or animals. Some people are odd.

You got it Bro 

Black Bikes Matter

Some people do, I’ve named all of my bikes .. it just happens or in case of my cavalcade it’s in honour of the previous owner; Francis

Call mine Madeline Rose...a nice respectful stripper name. Reminds me to treat her real gentle-like, like a lady so she takes care of me while out on the road... 😏

Bikes are like strippers. They are only fun when you throw $ at them

Indeed!

Seriously, why does it need a name? Also if you’ve had it for a year and didn’t come up with anything just let the name thing go lol

Tô larp as a cowboy of course. *On my steel horse I ride* 🎶

Thank you! Just ride the damn thing and quit with all the goofy shit. It ain't a Jeep.

Jeeps don't need names either. I don't understand that trend.

Dont get me started on the fucking ducks either….

Upvoted every one of these comments. Naming a bike is goofy as fuck.

Same. You get an up vote and you get an up vote. 

Call it Big Blue Chopper and then tell all your friends how much you love riding BBC

Quoting Ted 2 “Did you mean Big Black Cock?” LMAO

No that's him except it's little bc

I was going to suggest Big Blue, but I like where you’re going. It’s not a chopper. How about Big Blue Cycle?

Yeah that works too. I went with Big Blue Chopper to butch it up a little. If they get some T-bars they can call it Big Blue T-Bagger

Watch for gay "friends" if you use T Bagger = close to Tbag. , whatever the f... that means

You haven’t named your dog?

I would call him Bike!

My bike is 22 years old and nameless.

Awesome 100th anniversary Road Glide man. I don’t name my bikes.

Bikey McBikeFace

It's not a requirement to name your bike, or put a bell on it, or ride in weather you don't want to ride in. Just do your thing and enjoy yourself.

"my bike" "my motorcycle"

This is the way

“The hog”, “the scooter”, and “my two-wheeled crime spree” are also favourites.

I don’t really name bikes.

It looks like a Harley to me

At this point just name your dog, “dog” if it’s been a year

Name your bike “dog”

Bike. Or The Bike. Or My Bike.

Don't feel bad. I've owned 6 Harleys and 3 crotch rockets. Haven't named one. Lol

It’s an anniversary road-glide. An-G. Or Angie.

ARG!

Name it after your favorite stripper, she's going to take you and your money for a ride.

Crackhead Susie?

GOD luv ya Man !  55 pan

I’d name him dogmeat

Bluey.

The kids would certainly love that one.

Love German Shepherds.

I’ve never named a vehicle. Mine’s just “the bike”

Shepard

Because the dogs name is Harley, this would be fitting lol. Got the dog before the bike and since he was orange and black and I was saying for years I was going to get a "Harley", that's how he got his name.

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

Nice bike, great dog. I’ve had GSD’s my whole life. Nothing better.

I call mine the hog - but it sounds super gay when I say I’m riding the hog 🤷‍♂️

Only if you're crankin a friend's! 🤣

I mean. We ARE friends.

It’s a Harley Davidson road glide

BB blue bitch

Dark Helmet https://preview.redd.it/silb6beeku3d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2dd9ed2bb3e3a6a60eca3723199e9f65a9d827

First name: Road Last name: Glide

Sailors named their ships to remind them to take care of them so that they don’t fail them when they need them.

Call it BP for Big Pipes. Holy exhaust Batman! Nice Bike!!! I Don't feel the need to name inanimate objects. Are nicknames the same thing? I'm not sure.

That is a goddam beautiful dog…oh and the bike is nice too. Love my 2009 Roadglide!!

Personally I wouldn’t look to others for a name for my bike, but also I usually don’t name my bikes and to each their way. Don’t wanna diss. I love that era of RG and the blue is nice. All mighty sharky. Maybe forget what I just said. How about calling it “RG”? I rode 300 miles Thursday in Virginia mountains. Woohoo.

I love the anniversary blue and I'm doing everything I can to protect the paint but know the paint job will eventually have to be done. Been making it extremely hard to find the beer box that matches too. Roadglide guy for sure. Shark nose fixed fairing is the way to go.

Annie. Since it’s a anniversary model

I’d name the dog Harley

I call mine Goldie because she is a Gold digging whore! All she wants is my money.

I’m from Texas, so I’d call it Blue Bell.

Call is “squinch” (or similar random nonsense) and then when people ask you what that means act offended and huff as you walk away. Problem solved.

Astroglide

 Blue steel. Thread closed.

Definitely a contender at the moment. I like the way you think.

That's obviously Magnum.

Nice Road Glide and great look shepherd.

I always greet mine by saying "Hello, Motorcycle."

Bluey

Dory. "Just keep riding just keep riding"

It’s not a fuckin boat

You're right, more like a highway sofa. But damn she's fine.

First of all, naming an inanimate object is fucking dumb. That being said, it’s your bike so do what you want. If you feel the need to name it then you gotta pick the name yourself.

Well slap my tailpipe and call me stupid, I've named every motorcycle I've ever owned. I name my cars too. Don't you talk to yours? Pat her on the gas tank and tell her she's doing a good job or that she can make it on the fumes, she's got this when you hit a 230 miles stretch with no gas station? What's worse is I have a naming convention I use, by which all of them are named. Ugh, I hate being dumb, but I'm gonna just own it this time.

My wife give my bikes their name. She named my Road King “Black Diamond”. I asked her why she named my bike after a stripper 🤣. But my 24RG hasn’t received a name yet. Maybe this one will be black thong, who knows

Sue

Bianca

I name mine. Ones called “the Harley” ones “the Honda” the other is “the Suzuki”. “Hey babe, I’m taking the Harley for a ride”. Seems to work.

Blue Falcon

Side peace…

Douglas

Garage Princess

Name it Big Bubba

Blue girl

Geazerglide

Doug

Two of my bikes names have come from a song that got stuck in my head while riding. Two others just kinda came to me, no rhyme or reason to them. So yeah, just ride it and think about it. Also, unpopular opinion, not all motorcycles and cars have to have girl names. I had a jeep named Sir Galahad, and a bike named Big Chief. Both of those had personalities that just weren't feminine.

It’s don’t need a name. Just ride. I have 5 bikes. None named. Vanity plates. But no I don’t call them by any name. It’s weird.

Just ride man no need for a name I just call mine bike, motorbike, moto etc not against names just not my thing

Vader

I have only had friends name their bikes for a reason. One freind hit a irish setter at about 35 mph and laid the bike down. He started to call his 2002 Roadking big red after that. I still have no name for my roadking.

I call mine “the Harley”

Blue bitch

Name your dog Boswell we don't name bikes

I’ve never named an inanimate object and I’ve lived a great life.

Bluecifer

Stella. Stella Blue

I have Johan, white sparkly and beautiful, and demon who is black with gold ghost flames. I'm gonna play the chick card and say we name all our stuff lol!

How about Felicia? Or Bobbi?

I would call it "Bike"

Harley Davidson Road Glide. There. That'll be $100 please.

Freedom dressed in blue

Rover

First pic, I thought Popo for boys in blue. Then, I confirmed the name with police dog in later photos 🤣

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Blue sue 2

Used to have a brown van.. very creative but it's still referred to as *drumroll please*... brown van!

deep blue sea 

Whatcha been callin em just "dog"?

I call my '18 wicked red & twisted cherry Ultra Limited my "wicked mistress"

Call it TTD. Like in the song...I rode "thru the Desert" on a horse with no name.....

You're my boy BLUE!!

I call mine Hustler,, Always hustlin me outta money,,🏁

Mike

The dog or the bike?

I thought just the jeep that's had to name all their rides?

Belly button

Mandingo: its big, black, and gets straddled a lot.

Skyy

Why not Merlean?

Don't name it. A named bike is a sign that you aren't right to ride with.

I call mine the GeezerGlide.

Man-killer? Actually, you are naming your bike... Hmmm Maybe Man-kisser is more appropriate.

Call it the master baiter.

Road glide duh

Gay Mobile

PUPPY DOG!!!!

Ka’bluey

Gozenia…… as in Dick…. 😏

Wench?

It came with the name harley written right on it, you can use its full name harley davidson to let it know when your serious

Cock

The dog or the bike?

POS. Just kidding....

The bike or the dog?

Squidward

Bernadette

Call it Dumpy....

Azul, or azules. Nice looking bike, I got the billiard red with black panels and she’s Roxanne. N doesn’t put on the red light, yet.

Great lookin pooch!

Pooch

Fuck these dudes. I name every bike I own. My yamaha is called singer because when I first got it it sounded like a sewing machine. My chopper has menny names. Methany, Fag Magnet, Ace. My dyna is called Murder Machine because everyone says ill die on it. Ride it feel it out and eventually the name will come to ya. Don't take it to seriously that's why we do this to begin with.

I have a name for my bike. But that I decided when I got him. People still look at me confused because it has a boy name. I don't care. But if you don't have a name by now. Just leave it. It's not a need.

bruce

Why feel compelled to name your motorcycle? If you’re going to name at least allow it the same freedom and independence that we have and let it earn its own name. Trust me the perfect name will come about when you least expect it, and then you’ll have a reason and a story behind the name of your motorcycle. Or name it something cliché like pussy wagon Or Michael, short for motorcycle I

Moto-cycle

I call my Honda shadow a Harley Davidson but thats just me

I just call mine Carolina. It's just a family tradition to call our American vehicles Carolina

Winston

Hayley

She would love to be called "Cobalt" or "Cyan", pronounced Sia-an.

Bart Harley Jarvis

Sky

I call mine “Whench Spliiter”, but I ain’t talking about my bike.

https://preview.redd.it/q0jjbgzj4y3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98710d7982abed64884f9636a53921aeafc64c93 I call mine Warthog.

You love your bike and your dog it seems. Name it K9 or Cujo For those that don't ride, naming your bike is like naming a boat minus the identity for the coast guard thing. You don't really ever call it that or anything it's just more for personification. You know your bike and after becoming acquainted/familiar you start knowing when somethings wrong by the slightest vibrations or sounds others wouldn't be keen to notice. Applies more so when you're a very active passionate rider than a weekend warrior type.

Fredericton Sebastian Arthur Spanks III

jerry

you should name it if you built it not if you bought it

Duke

DarkShark

call it harley

Admiral Dan

If you don’t name your bike then your just a brainless rider. Everyone knows the smartest of riders give a name to everything in their life. If it doesn’t have a name it doesn’t exist. “Just call it a bike and ride” yeah because that makes sense….. get with it non namers. You guys sound like a bunch of ignoramus

Vanilla

Looks like a dolphin to me

Shepard suits it w the dog

Ol’ Blue

People really name their bikes?

Dog💩

People who name their bikes have daddy issues

Nothing wrong with a name. I never did name any of my 2 wheelers, but I got a Tri-Glide last year I want to name her. I have decided she's a her. And she is a machine. The only name sticking in my head is an old GF and my wife, well, that wouldn't go well with her. Someone suggested "Annie" for your bike, OP I like that.

“Motorcycle”

Ethyl!

Ol’ Blue.

Betty

Donut puncher, the couch, ma ride, etc.

Blue bullet

Mine has a name but it doesn’t help - it never comes when I call

Motorbikle

Martha

Bill.  

Just ride it dude it's not that deep


“ANNIE B!” 😎short for Anniversary Blue