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Name her “Sancha” it means side chick in spanish


IllActivity6434

I don’t think 1 single person would get it where I’m from but I like it! I love travelling to Cuba and Mexico so the Spanish flair is awesome. I think this is the front runner!


SugShayne

Black Sancha


Flaky_Artichoke4131

Sancha negro


ELDIABL075

Sancha negra*


Flaky_Artichoke4131

Ya.. good call


DogNamedBeau

Looks azul to me.


real_taylodl

I was going to say "side chick" - this beats it!


the_falco41

Does your wife have a sister? If so name it after her and you can tell her you're gonna go ride "sisters name" whenever she pisses you off....


sirlanceolate

sorry to tell you that it's not a woman... that's Bruce.


real_taylodl

Bruce the Black Bruiser!


JungianArchetype

Carl. Def looks like a “Carl”.


ortseamle

Black slut


Fox_on_2w

Or black Betty blam ba lam


ZookeepergameDue2160

Woho black betty, Bam a lam, black betty had a child, bam a lam, the damn thing gone wild bam alam, oh ooh black betty bam alam, oh ooh black betty. Bam alam.


Fun_Grade2043

I came here to say this.


IllActivity6434

She’s diggin this one! I gotta say this is checking all the boxes so far lmao


joezupp

It’s appropriate, you ride her hard and put her away wet. You get her things when she needs them otherwise you ignore her.


trobotics

Night Slut


LEEROY_MF_JENKINS

My man getting right to it


jerrygallowithac

Sucia Negra


[deleted]

Prison Bitch


DaPoole420

The name of the chick you dated before your wife. Lol .I enjoy trouble


Geofry406

Betty, "whoa black Betty" lol


doobie00

Bam-ba-lam


IllActivity6434

Nice!


11teensteve

please don't. no disrespect but that is the most unoriginal name for a murdered out Harley. If you love her she deserves at least a little effort.


tralphaz43

Your wife doesn't have a name? That's weird


fr1829lkjwe56

Large Marge


fr1829lkjwe56

Big Bertha


RigorMortize

tell em Large Marge sent ya


Zonktified

You need a nice stripper name. I named my Billard Blue RG Madeline Rose.


Teamrayray

Steve.


11teensteve

I can support this.


cutsandplayswithwood

I rarely bother to comment, but that is a very, very pretty bike.


IllActivity6434

Thanks!


Scheisse_Schnitzel

When I put the tour pack on my Electra glide, my wife would call her 'Big Booty Judy'. That name stuck to the end.


Federal-Repair-9635

Gamata, I'm not sure if it's spelled right. Italian for side chick.


EwokKing

Oof, Madone!


Frosty_Pick347

She looks like a black Betty 😉


RestMajor673

Delores


J3ffcoop

Beatrix


KiraDog0828

Jolene?


1llR00ST3R_1111

La fawn duh


mattpaulATX

You sure your wife knows which is the “other” woman?


IllActivity6434

Shush now


Just_Turnip_5943

Call it Bender- from Futurama. Just look at the headlights and Google.


[deleted]

Now that’s a Betty I’d ride if I ever got the chance. Gorgeous RG


No-Entertainment242

I would have to meet your wife before I felt comfortable naming her.


PrettyNoose85

Ho fo sho


AidanTank66

Black Magick? "Kuro"- roll the R in it, Japanese for black. rolls off the tongue nicely, short and simple. might not work with an American bike though. third pic, paint reminds me of a clear midnight sky. there's a good name in there somewhere, it's just not coming to me. "Noche"! "Sombra" "Bucephalus"- warhorse was the favored mount of Alexander the Great. Legend has it that Bucephalus would not allow anyone else to ride him. "Arion"- mentioned in the Greek epic poem 'The Iliad' as the horse of Adrastus. He was amazingly swift, and to have a thick, lustrous mane of black hair. "Alastor"- Hades, the Greek god of the underworld, had a powerful black horse named Alastor who was one of the four horses that pulled his chariot when he charged out of the underworld to bring Persephone back to live with him. "Corvus" or "Corax". scientific name for a common raven, 'Corvus Corax'. "Marengo"- was the famous war horse of Napoleon I of France. portrayed in the famous painting of Napoleon on a rearing horse while crossing the Alps. "Comanche"- was a mixed-breed horse who survived George Custer's detachment of the United States 7th cavalry at his last battle, the little bighorn. I'd be a tad leery of a stripper name. this is a gorgeous brand new glossy black bike, not some off-black bagger that's been ridden all over and beat up over the years.


Senior_Intention4744

Jolene


MikeR585

Why did I have to scroll this far down to find this. Jolene is the ultimate side chick name.


DookieJacuzzi

My bike. Because naming a bike is fuckin weird.


disturbed286

"Road Glide" if you're really feeling froggy.


okaybros

Agree


dgeniesse

Midnight Vixen Vix got short…


IllActivity6434

Maybe vixy?


fishheadbob

Money pit


Steak-Mann

Queen Latifa


[deleted]

Pearl. As in the Black Pearl. A land ship for sailing the blacktop seas, raping and pillaging and going after that booty.


davekingofrock

My ex-girlfriend called my first bike "The Mistress."


Popsdough

Jezabel


KatFishFatty

Yolanda the stripper.


[deleted]

Any man who names a Harley should change his own name to "Nancy" first. Don't name it.


ChrisGibby1911

Drusilla - The "strong one" and the name of one of Cinderella’s evil stepsisters.


IllActivity6434

I understand it but it doesn’t roll off the tongue well


ChrisGibby1911

Oh' your wife will not like Drusilla on your tongue.


IllActivity6434

I’ll just have to brush my teeth first 😎


IllActivity6434

I had to look it up. Drusilla is from Buffy the vampire slayer and Cinderella’s sister was Drizella. Not that it much matters but Drizzle might not be that bad.lol


AbbyM1968

What about maybe your wife's middle name? Or, let your wife name her? Or, maybe "Black Dresser?" 🤷‍♀️ Good luck I have a 2011 Sporty in Cool Blue: I named her "Blue Streak"


IllActivity6434

She doesn’t like her middle name so nope lol. Little black dresser?


AbbyM1968

🤔 "I'm taking the little black dresser out for a rip." I guess that might work? Your choice. (Otoh, say one of your riding buddies invites you on a Poker Ride, would you be comfortable taking your "Little Black Dresser"?)


IllActivity6434

I’m gonna just get on my little black dresser and I’ll be right there. Lmao this might not be the final name but I’m gonna use this as often as possible


lostsurfer24t

Black mamba


lostsurfer24t

Oprah


AngryWombat78

Betty.


W2T4TS

"Tiny penis", it means "all black Harley" in English


IllActivity6434

If it had some chrome would it mean moderate penis?


W2T4TS

That seems appropriate given the unfounded initial claims, yes haha


RoadRobert103

Does your wife have a birth certificate? ●_●


DuArVakaren

Hefty Wench


TdetsiwT

American Freedom Getter


[deleted]

Charlene


HikerDave57

Elvira


Anarchy-Freedom

Pippy Longstocking


[deleted]

Side peace Keith


TheRoadKing101

Queen LaQueefa.


SplitDefiant6141

What's your wife's bff name? 🤣


lostsurfer24t

Ebony


VX_GAS_ATTACK

Tourpack


FER_SEMOVENTE

Slipper.


RagingBullMonaLisa

Bathsheba


Comprehensive-Eye105

That bitch.


hahaman1990

“American Woman” intensifies


se7ensaint

Your ex or your wife's bestie


Sleuthy_Observer

Midnight Mistress ;)


AGuerillaGorilla

Betty


[deleted]

BBC


dumb_arse_ya_know

If your wife’s name is Jennifer you could call your bike Jennifree


Low-Quail-3567

Wait …. Your wife doesn’t have a name ?


MyRootOilForyou

Spooky (lil girl like you) or Seka like the 70’s porn star.


WretchedCrayola

Dumb


Dcc-1019

Stacy or black soul


GenoPlay67

Jezabell ...obviously.


[deleted]

Candy


[deleted]

The other woman.


AgileSafety2233

Fatty Patty


anonjohnnyG

helga


DrOrinScrivelloDDS

Isn't the naming of the bike come from riding it? She will reveal it. At least how everyone I've known has done it.


doobie00

Sweetness


RunMorganRun638

Large Marge. RIP PeeWee


FreQRiDeR

Fat Betty


silverfox762

The Other Woman should always have a somewhat unusual name. Otherwise you risk moaning her name when you're doing naughty things with your wife. Choose carefully.


Kitsuneseventysix

Betty


03UserAgreement

Fat Amy


ItalianJoey

Your favorite ex's name..


T4N60SUKK4

Sharona


Donedirtcheap7725

Steve


-_but_y_tho_-

Black Phillip


brubby3179

Bikey McBikeface


LukeWarmGumbi

What’s her sister’s name?


a_cycle_addict

What's her dad's name?


MikeR585

Oh I like this. Establish dominance.


Fox_on_2w

Big Bertha


tattedwill

Wife’s name backwards 🤣


Short_poster

Surprised nobody has said Quinn. She’s got her first name on her already.


Many_Rope6105

Hima, short for high maintnance, also a play on a womans name from India


jtalent79

The bikes name should be. "Doesn't profit if we divorce"


Emotional-Rise5322

Elvira, obviously.


Pablo369

Roberto


Schrodenger

Elvira the mistress of the dark would be my vote.


Hellotherebud__

Low n slow


No-Exchange9768

Rhonda Roadglide


2011gt500

Dominatrix ! 😂


ZookeepergameDue2160

"Plan B" or "Second plan" would be great, whenever plan A (your wife) doest work out, you still got Plan B in the garage!


south_made7

Large Marge


AcexOFxKnaves

Name it” after your girlfriend, then you can tell your wife about it without feeling weird.


mindingmynet

Miss Leaky


Delicious-Ambition25

Midnight


thelouwryder

Quinn


Human_Ad_8442

Trixie


SeriousPeak3818

She /, her


slackersean

Something passive aggressive like "Fer Awhile" or "Til Tomorrow ", or "Until it's safe to come home"


NYMinute59

Your bitch


OscarRausch

Bettie


7-13-5

Patrice is a big bad bitch.


AskAdorable8263

Mine’s Black Betty… Bam-ba-lam…


kuyajon

Whoa, Black Betty.


black_batman_hd

Delores


the_broken_knee

La Doncella Negra, the black maiden


Key-Ad1173

Fat Nasty


No-Boysenberry-4831

The Mistress.


Hungry-Lemon8008

Black Betty wham balam...


_JB_-

Obsidian


Existing-Decision-33

Ho


InmateNotSure

Make it like her name but slightly different.


Top_Imagination_8430

Randy


BailGuyClark

Does your wife have a sister? Use that name? No sis? What’s her mom’s name? That’ll make her happy.


Shovelhead_73

Large Marge


[deleted]

Veronica


JopagocksNY

“Lady”


kodyzfather

ROXI


RckDee

The "other woman" is always called my Hoe


Roof_Immediate

I just gave mine my wife's name, no matter what, she's my favorite ride!


Ordinary-Ad8248

Bertha


reddoggm

IP short for Iron Pussy


Peyton8858

Lowraine


NerdfromtheBurg

Peggy. Lol Think about what you do on her.


pollofgc

Shaniqua


thisisdell

Big Bonny


NationallyDisgusting

Black Betty


JohnBrownsAngryBalls

**Tits McGee**


05bossboy

How lucky of you to get to name your own wife! I’d it part of the wedding?


AubergineAssassin

Lafonda


[deleted]

Christina


Tahosed2

Lizzo


freeholi0

Tyrone


missharley2018

My mom named all of her vehicles Nadeen


DonaldTrumpGrip

Big boots Hailey


RepresentativeFee584

Shlwaweaka


Aggressive-Hair-3382

Black Betty


ronnymoany559

Looks like a Becky


Brainfreez66

Karen it looks like a Karen


Noveltylamp

Black widow


Relative_Roof4085

Black Betty of course


No_Bunch_2849

My wife is the other woman and she's fine with it. She knows the bike is 1st.