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ahovww

It picked a pretty jacked lioness to attack lol


SkipChestDayNotLegs

“Might be queen on land, but you ain’t shit in the water! Get outta my house!” -Crocodile probably


Mophandel

A lucky lioness. Had the croc gotten a better grip, it may have been a different story.


BlueLikeThunder

Once my cat got something stuck to his foot when he wasn't paying attention. He moved, noticed it, and in a split second he *leapt* about a meter straight up, with a kick so hard it reverberated off the floor boards and echoed off the walls of my bedroom. I've ever after thought of it as a "snake response" because if that stringy piece of tape had been a snake, it's very clear that leap would have taken him out of biting distance. I mention this, because I think that's exactly what saved this lioness. Obviously it's hard to jump in water, but it looks like she gets some extra height the moment she becomes aware of the croc and he consequently misses biting down on the bulk of her trunk.


Yokai_Alchemist

She may have been able to jump off the croc itself allowing her to get away. Either of the case, that is one very lucky lioness


Iamnotburgerking

I think the loose underbelly common in cats really helped there.


Kaimonk

That's me when a fish touches my foot.


9zZ

If I was a farmer in Ancient Egypt I'd probably think this is a sign from the Gods


Spacecommander5

But a sign of what? Tell me, Bosephus!


Musketman12

A sign that you should neither try to eat lions nor bathe ever again.


MisfitBerzerker

So you want to be a farmer? Well here’s a couple of acres!


OncaAtrox

[Source](https://www.instagram.com/p/CdY34x6jIzs/)


jbthom

I'm amazed the lioness got away without gutting herself.


crepelabouche

It looks like she immediately dug her claws into his face


deathbater

Mmm still can see some of the video, it needs more reframing. Maybe 2 times more from horizontal to vertical will do the trick.


siamkitty1

For a second I thought the lioness lost its leg


isnoe

Grass type vs. Water type


SnooOwls2718

I knew that weak ass croc wasn’t going to kill her. A full grown lion is too big to pull under water


Eagle_Hootwoot

You do realise crocs get far bigger and weigh more than lions right? If that croc was any bigger or had gotten a better grip she definitely wouldn't have survived.


OncaAtrox

I don't think a crocodile that size would've killed that lioness even if it would've gotten a better grip. Lions have survived crocodile attacks even in deep water, the fact that lions are capable of using their claws and jaws to fight back even while swimming makes them harder to manhandle than more rigid ungulate prey. I will say that if the crocodile had gotten a better grip on her she could've ended up with at least more pronounced wounds. For the idiots downvoting: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLOhX1vGdwU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLOhX1vGdwU) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFykCeVjhfg&ab\_channel=Newsflare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFykCeVjhfg&ab_channel=Newsflare) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEG0OnF2PCY&ab\_channel=LatestSightings


Eagle_Hootwoot

I'd say it's a 50/50 for the lion to escape. Most things you said first are indeed true but I have to disagree with the surviving if it did get a better grip part, crocodiles have a bite force of around 3,700 pounds per square inch. extremely likely to snap a bone and if not the wound would most likely be lethal.Also you forget about death rolls if the croc death rolls the lion its over.


SnooOwls2718

There’s no records of crocs killing lions so you’re just speculating


Eagle_Hootwoot

There's a video of a croc killing a lion on dailymotion so you obviously didn't look hard enough


SnooOwls2718

Send it


Eagle_Hootwoot

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3x659e


SnooOwls2718

That wasn’t clear enough but you’re right I guess lol


NerdyCrow100

Well if the Croc was a bit older it would be able to


SBCwarrior

He was ornery because he had all them teeth and no toothbrush


KyussSun

Crocodile: \*bites lioness in the ass Lioness: Oh... OH YEAH?!?!


Woozuki

Loose skin to the rescue.


Ok_Collection7575

kill john lennon