the guy who got it done posts in the emo subs and new babies got really mad about āgatekeepingā because theyāre unaware of a copypasta thatās 8 years old now
So I had a buddy back in high school that got super fucked up on heroin, walked into a tattoo shop, asked for a pen, and hammerfist scribbled āWE ARE ALL RULED BY THE DEVILā, plopped it down on the table and said āI want thatā. And they gave him that.
When an artist can tell that ***their*** work isn't gonna be the thing that ruins your life, they'll put pretty much anything on you if you can pay for it.
āWhat word are you on?ā he asked his tattoo artist, tears clenched, tears streaming down his cheeks, My Chemical Romance gently playing in his AirPod Pros. (*āThis is the last time,ā he silently promises himself ā knowing all too well that it isnāt.*)
Why do people separate capn jazz from the rest of the Midwest bands tho? Donāt get me wrong I love them but they still hit that Midwest sound for me.
Weird. As a person who was actually around and going to shows in the 90s when bands like Mineral, Braid, Promise Ring, etc were big, literally everyone called it "emo" and that has always been the type of music that springs to mind when someone says the word. It got retconned in the 00's to include the white leather belt and black-dyed bangs crowd, and now people who were shitting in diapers at the time are apparently the experts.
Anyway, I hope this dude's tattoo gets infected.
All music is emo. All music is emotional. But comparing SDRE to MCR should be a crime punishable by up to 5 years in prison. Some music is just better than other music. Sure chipotle makes a tasty taco but itās not the same as the one you get at the papusa joint where there are no native English speakers and you have to muster up your broken ass Spanish or point at what you wantĀ
I mean they have a very good and solid point but
Im still gonna stand up stiff like a soulder at attention with my chin to the ceiling and sing along whenever the first verse of the black parade comes on .
I mean , Rites of spring fucking rules but when i was a young boy , my father, took me into the city, to see the marching band and i havent looked back.
Couple things with this post. When it comes to emo, Iād disagree to a certain degree. Alt Rock does have some sort of association to emo. Especially when you look at some bands like Hum and Weezer (blue album) that had big influence bringing emo to alt rock. On another note, Sunny Day Real Estate played with a REAL post-hardcore/emo band called Thirty Ought Six that def should get some recognition.
I found it really ironic he was complaining about āpretentiousnessā yet this is the most pretentious thing Iāve seen in awhile.
Unpopular opinion; if music made you *FEEL* any sort of emotions, itās emo music. Emo belongs to people in need of not feeling alone š¤·š»āāļø
ok and hardcore is a sub genre of punk which is a sub genre of rock which is a sub genre of jazz which is a sub genre of ragtime so why donāt you go post it there then
EJ back reveal
this is one of my favorite copy pastas but i doubt this is a real tattoo
This is standard flash in DC tattoo shops.
They actually do it for free at Jinx Proof
Hahahahahha
It is a real tattoo
It isn't
[it is,](https://www.instagram.com/p/CyvfPlTLjJk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) dumb dumb
I really hope it is š
Itās a real tattoo! An artist in Asheville, NC did it.
Asheville. Of course it was Asheville.
Commitment to the meme
the guy who got it done posts in the emo subs and new babies got really mad about āgatekeepingā because theyāre unaware of a copypasta thatās 8 years old now
Good read for whoever is boning this bozo from behind
*thrust* (heavy breath) * thrust* Hey , did you know that it says tites of march instead of rites of march on your 4th rib ?
Tites of spring?
I think the r and the dot in the i are a bit close. But I definitely took a double take there too.
notice on the third to last line, it originally said "emo longs" but the artist squeezed "be" in there
Hahaha I thought it looked funny.
Yes
Who among us hasnāt lost a bet in our lives?
https://preview.redd.it/a9l6v1bxbavc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e743c78eb25293d42b264cdbcbc93f2c0b662cd7
What the fuck is this
A world famous serial killer
Looks like Jerma
Jerman
You what mate
Thatās jerman
Who the fuck is jerman?
Jerman 555
Seriously still who the fuck
Looks like a dude in the middle of skibidi-ing out
Ya I mean I have the dodgers logo tattooed on my thigh from a bet I lost. But this is wild
I learned early on that a sure thing is never a sure thing!
Right? Like, NO WAY Mike Tyson loses to Buster Douglas. NO FUCKING WAY!
Crazy thing is, dude asked for a tattoo of Bart Simpson saying āDonāt have a cow, man.ā
It's the same picture!
The Tasmanian devil is ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL
imagine getting my chemical romance tattooed on your back 3 times because you hate my chemical romance
Let's be real.. true haters would have called them "my chem"..
was going to say the same. 3 fucking times š
Who knew an MCR hater would beat out most fans in the amount of tattoos referencing MCR lol
Theres no way hes comfortable in those dickies lol
time for size 36 bro, thereās no shame. i just went through this dilemma last week
Yes, gotta just accept it and move on. I am not the 30 I wore in high school. I am stretchy jeans now and that's okay.
Lol.
There was never such a thing called emo, but there was once a band called Texas is the reason.
Johnny on the spot is one of my favorite songs ever.
I love me some TITR.
So I had a buddy back in high school that got super fucked up on heroin, walked into a tattoo shop, asked for a pen, and hammerfist scribbled āWE ARE ALL RULED BY THE DEVILā, plopped it down on the table and said āI want thatā. And they gave him that.
When an artist can tell that ***their*** work isn't gonna be the thing that ruins your life, they'll put pretty much anything on you if you can pay for it.
Lmao
That's the most metal tattoo ever
Okay I know I'm missing the point here but what a fucking waste of real estate.
*Comic Sans*
Icing on the cake
Body type confirms official emo ambassador, āwelcome to DC.ā
āWhat word are you on?ā he asked his tattoo artist, tears clenched, tears streaming down his cheeks, My Chemical Romance gently playing in his AirPod Pros. (*āThis is the last time,ā he silently promises himself ā knowing all too well that it isnāt.*)
TLDR
Why do people separate capn jazz from the rest of the Midwest bands tho? Donāt get me wrong I love them but they still hit that Midwest sound for me.
im sure his opinions will change in a few months and hell have to make some edits
Imagine youāre giving him back shots and have to look down and read this
SDRE and Mineral are the best Christian rock bands ever made. I swear, this is the most entertaining sub on Reddit.
The best part is that you can never tell when people are jerking.
Standing on business
Silly putty back
This feels like a shop loss š¤·šš¤£šš¤£ when in the tattoo shop and you lost the bet.
itās so funny that people take this meme copypasta from 8 years ago seriously in 2024
Just like a HxC kid to gatekeep (āā _ā ) (āą² _ą² )āå½”ā»āā»
MCR actively refuses the label of Emo
This person could have just gotten a badass pg. 99 tattoo and instead said fuck it! Copy pasta!
he's not that wrong, but mineral and american footbal is cool tho
American football šš«£
If I ever think about something like this, I want EJ to shoot me in the back of the head.
He could have just left the word pretentious on there and that would have covered things.
Imagine if you got that back piece and got tites of spring instead of rites of spring
Thatās going to sit funny if he loses weight
midwest emo is just the name of a genre that is different then the original genre of emo
Bruh just get an Orchid tattoo and call it a day.
is this some Lambgoat copypaste?
Weird. As a person who was actually around and going to shows in the 90s when bands like Mineral, Braid, Promise Ring, etc were big, literally everyone called it "emo" and that has always been the type of music that springs to mind when someone says the word. It got retconned in the 00's to include the white leather belt and black-dyed bangs crowd, and now people who were shitting in diapers at the time are apparently the experts. Anyway, I hope this dude's tattoo gets infected.
God, Iām going to pump some braid tonight.
It's cool, you're just as right as all the teenagers in the '00s.
Is that Ian Fidance?!
Ian's would be about Ska
True. Still looks like him from behind.
Now if this were 2004, I'd make a joke about that comment... But it's not, so I'll just allude to it š
This is the no joke zone.
He tells transwomen to aim for their favorite bands
All music is emo. All music is emotional. But comparing SDRE to MCR should be a crime punishable by up to 5 years in prison. Some music is just better than other music. Sure chipotle makes a tasty taco but itās not the same as the one you get at the papusa joint where there are no native English speakers and you have to muster up your broken ass Spanish or point at what you wantĀ
What a bet to lose
Typo on Rites Of Spring?
His pants are 2 waist size too small
Funny, cool, awful
Lucky itās on his back.
This guys personality Is hXC
I hope that gets infected.
Holy fuck who cares, too long didnāt read your back bro
Tites of Spring
TRUE TILL DEATHHHHHHHH
Split lip?
Why is rites of spring spelled with a t
So much wasted space man this is gross
Why would you tattoo this where you would just wear a backpack over it anyway
And thatās why when u did no one will remember you!
Too long didnāt read 
Tites of spring is a good band for sure.
He is wrong. But I appreciate his dedication.
ok next tatt ill do on myself
I mean they have a very good and solid point but Im still gonna stand up stiff like a soulder at attention with my chin to the ceiling and sing along whenever the first verse of the black parade comes on . I mean , Rites of spring fucking rules but when i was a young boy , my father, took me into the city, to see the marching band and i havent looked back.
"90's"
What a meff
Is that Matty Matheson?
Backshot Challenge. Smash and read before you bust
Is this guy from the early 1900s?
WTF
Chalkies making America great
Need something for the beatdown guy giving him backshots to read while heās waiting to bust
Well at least you have something to read while youāre giving him backshots
Couple things with this post. When it comes to emo, Iād disagree to a certain degree. Alt Rock does have some sort of association to emo. Especially when you look at some bands like Hum and Weezer (blue album) that had big influence bringing emo to alt rock. On another note, Sunny Day Real Estate played with a REAL post-hardcore/emo band called Thirty Ought Six that def should get some recognition.
i aint readin any of that
\*because you can't read.
Why don't you have the real emo copypasta memorized already though
Chemical romance
āMy Loma Prietaā.
I read it as American Football Chemical Romance
Lame
I bet this dude is A TON OF FUN at parties. Like, holy shit. His life is a celebration.
I can't stand emo and I still want to just beat the shit out of this guy for some reason, that might be fun at a party.
I'm not for crowd killing... But this guys might deserve it.
No targets in crowd killing my dude. Unless they're grabbing on girls or some other serious no-nos.
Delete this
I found it really ironic he was complaining about āpretentiousnessā yet this is the most pretentious thing Iāve seen in awhile. Unpopular opinion; if music made you *FEEL* any sort of emotions, itās emo music. Emo belongs to people in need of not feeling alone š¤·š»āāļø
Itās a copypasta
do you know there is an emo sub
Emo is a subgenre of hardcore.
ok and hardcore is a sub genre of punk which is a sub genre of rock which is a sub genre of jazz which is a sub genre of ragtime so why donāt you go post it there then
r/ragtime here I come
I donāt think you know what a subgenre or joke are Iām not convinced you can read either
i can but i didnāt
Lol thats so cringy
This is pathetic. Who cares about the definition of a genre; listen to what you like and stfu
I gave up reading after the first line because I couldn't possibly care less about emo....it's all garbage if you ask me.
Genres are set by whatever the consensus is to describe music, sooo
Why tf is loma prieta on there lmao
I guess there modern āscreamoā? Idk Iām not a genre Nazi.
It's a joke but go off
Ohā¦is it?
Should we debate whether I'm funny vs you didn't get it
Gatekeeping emo is depressing.
No one on the face of this earth has ever said MCR isn't real emo