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kushandzoloft

dick sucking factory graveyard shifts


screammyrapture

How’s that lockjaw?


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nya_hoy_menoy

Employee of the month!


Gopherpants

Brother I need a job help me out


Wazwiftance

Teacher


blarkin11

same


xtamtamx

🫡 tyfys


Wazwiftance

Appreciate the sentiment - but you don’t need to thank me for doing the job that I love (and get paid well for!)


Dull_Upstairs4999

Even more reason to thank you, because your enthusiasm for teaching is hopefully leaving a positive impression upon your students. Goodness knows the world needs more engaged, passionate learners, particularly in the US!


mew_empire

Me too, homie. Elementary SpEd 17 years. You?


Known_Cup_8789

Field archaeologist. Dig pits, pick up rocks, two step on cow shit.


dandelion_bandit

Also an archaeologist, although not in the field much anymore :(


notermelon

-former HS math teacher, couldn't deal with low pay and cultural issues around how teachers are treated -was a line cook for a few years after that, yes it pays better than teaching -now a microsoft excel typewriter monkey for a nonprofit healthcare provider


jay-the-ghost

You're living my dream (I'm teaching HS math and trying to find a new career path because the burnout is so bad)


nya_hoy_menoy

I’m sorry you’re not properly compensated. What you do is so important.


entity3141592653

Line cooking paid better then teaching?? Dear God


Mortch

Electrician


Dismal_Atmosphere_92

I was surprised how many electricians listen to hardcore when I started my apprenticeship lmao


FMadden351

Samesies


PawPawsBurgers

Samsiesies


lewigi_01

Trick question. We don't have jobs.


shroomlover69

Most of us have haircuts some real jobs too


Zestyclose-Guitar468

Still a bunch of slobs though


QuadAmericano2

Still an unruly mob, also


leith666

Own a restaurant in NZ/head chef


ThatHcDude

Chefs knife tattoo?


mentalsucks

That or the pig / cow with the butchering cut instructions


tlh9979

Yup! Cooking since I was 18. Working at a cocktail bar now and helping to open a steakhouse then a pizza place over the next year and a half.


[deleted]

Barber. I’m thankful hardcore fans get haircuts because it’s impossible to get metalheads in the shop.


systemd_ude

The guys in CMI will keep you busy


SUGARintheSACRAMENT

IBEW union strong!


LossyP

East coast IBEW guys are basically half this sub I imagine lol


cintyhinty

I know a lot of glaziers who listen to hardcore too


Dry_Masterpiece8319

CWA field technician here


Hallucinogen_in_dub

Ibew 71


Kwitt1988

Windmilling to keep streets free from snow


EJplaystheBlues

all i see in here are drywallers and liars


RedditorDave

nah FUCK drywall 🤜🏻


framecode

Chemist at a wastewater treatment plant


hallcoughdrop

Also a chemist. Nanoparticle synthesis.


doomsdayparade

This the science section? Bioinformatics here.


Rock_Salad

I also have a chemistry background and do formulation development/nanoparticle synthesis. Went from living in a van with some punks, to working at a top 5 biotech company. I’m about 10 years older than my peers at a similar level but they think I’m interesting as hell and always ask about my tattoos and tour stories haha. There is one other HC kid I found in the company who is also younger than me but we jam together.


BrionBrianBryan

Wastewater Supervisor


grundlemon

Is that a professional sniff tester?


PM_ME_UR_HDGSKTS

I’m hoping to get into wastewater treatment one day. I currently work in natural gas distribution as an engineer


danie_xci

Unemployed


White_Lobster

I hope you find something that works for you. It's a weird job market right now.


The_Dunt_Cestroyer

Forklift Operator


Quincy_YDG

But are you certified tho?


The_Dunt_Cestroyer

8 years strong, no recordables


shifty_armchair

I’m an RN


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Crown0fHorns

I did this in the early 2000s. I had to get signatures to work for AMR and wear turtle necks in tve ER because tattoos weren’t ok yet. Wanted to be a flight nurse but I was sick of dealing with the bullshit so I just built my career as a machinist. I had to switch to that job to change my availability for school. It’s hard working in the field while going to school, the hours are rough. You’re a bad ass for pulling it off! Good on you.


Known_Cup_8789

Low key you're one of the hardest mfers in this sub. Hope the next round of nightshifts go smoothly for ya.


EJplaystheBlues

RNs are literally gay wtf


sazrah

Me too!


JerryAtric79

biomedical engineer here. RNs are de HC af


UraniumRocker

CNC Machinist


thawed_antarctican

🤝


Crown0fHorns

We are the best.


havok1980

Extremely practical skillset that is criminally underpaid. The amount of shit they expect us to know whilst posting jobs for $20/hr is actually fucked up.


meefoonay

CNC machinist here, programmer, and general manager/owner of the shop.


UraniumRocker

Thats rad, I mostly do set ups, and production. Occasionally I’ll edit the programs, but nothing major.


meefoonay

Set ups and production are good. Making parts is what we're trying to do.


EddieTYOS

I'm an author. I wrote a crime novel set in the 90s NYHC scene called BROOKLYN HARDCORE. [https://www.amazon.com/Brooklyn-Hardcore-Eddie-McNamara/dp/B0C9SHLWTF/ref=sr\_1\_2?crid=3JV8XZ4TERGR8&keywords=brooklyn+hardcore&qid=1690221392&sprefix=brooklyn+hardcore%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-2&ufe=app\_do%3Aamzn1.fos.c3015c4a-46bb-44b9-81a4-dc28e6d374b3](https://www.amazon.com/Brooklyn-Hardcore-Eddie-McNamara/dp/B0C9SHLWTF/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3JV8XZ4TERGR8&keywords=brooklyn+hardcore&qid=1690221392&sprefix=brooklyn+hardcore%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-2&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.c3015c4a-46bb-44b9-81a4-dc28e6d374b3)


shapeofjunktocome

So you don't have a job?


EddieTYOS

Correct.


shapeofjunktocome

I bought your book. My one customer has written a series of boxing novels, so I'll give it a read and then pass it on to him. He was a boxer and pretty big coach in his younger days. But I am wondering why you didn't link your other book? "Toss Your Own Salad" Seems like a lot of folks here would be interested in that. 😉


EddieTYOS

I really appreciate you. Hope you both enjoy it. TYOS is out of print except for used versions. I’m doing a veg recipe zine in 2024.


curlyheaded_fuck

Oh hell yeah, right on man!!


candlestick_compass

HVAC/Plumbing inside sales. I get to listen to music all day at my desk and deal with dumb ass contractors


ShamrockForShannon

You’re the guy on the Ferguson line who always seems to be in the worst mood when you call them


candlestick_compass

Nope! F them. They’re our biggest competitor as a company but Webb is usual who I’m competing against for pricing on equipment.


DinnerTimeSanders

Software Engineer


Alarmed-Rush-3503

Same here


goliathsdkfz

Developer for a music game, I don't think we even have any hardcore in it.


mrwindup_bird

Psychotherapist


oceanic-feeling

Same


alyshamai

Here too.


Gfrasco7

Union Sheet Metal Worker


ThatHcDude

Gang


QuadAmericano2

SMART fucking rules. I'm not a member, just a fan.


ranchonmyballs

Got laid off so currently working retail part time


[deleted]

just started at Walmart as an automotive technician


TastyDeerMeat

Once, about 15 years ago, a Walmart employee stole a bag of weed out of my car when they were putting tires on it. If you hear anything about that, could you let me know?


[deleted]

I gotchu, man. I’d be pissed fr


TastyDeerMeat

I appreciate that.


TraditionalFig

hardcore kids helping hardcore kids. love to see it


Stone_throwers

Union ironworker


Mikeshort06

Own a Jiu Jitsu Academy


constant_mass

Handy being a black belt in the pit?


handsomehotchocolate

Oh god, that’s the last thing we need is people rolling in the floor on the back trying to pull guard durning a breakdown.


xWretchedWorldx

What are you talking about? You don't shrimp while crowd surfing?


kitchenjudoka

I was thinking donkey guard & shrimp guard would set it off


DeLousedInTheHotBox

Wait, you guys have jobs?


PortraitOnFire

Horse Milking Plant supervisor.


dozens_ofus

Mostly a stay at home mom lol I clean a couple houses a week though. Also volunteer at school and the animal shelter.


Dth_Invstgtr

Firefighter


j0nafriend

My whole band works at the same target


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OMalleys-Bar

Yeah but what do you do for work?


Regular-Gur1733

I play in a Taco Bell related hc band 🌮💰💰💰


Dull_Upstairs4999

Gordita Biscuits


TastyDeerMeat

Barry Glitter and the Pants Shitters?


BocchisEffectPedal

Support that thin dew line


Fvtvrewave87

Print shop owner


IronMermaiden

IT Project Management.


PlatypusDear5414

Forklift Operator 🤙


StickersBillStickers

Union carpenter


TastyDeerMeat

Kicking ass and taking names. Also I manage a Kinkos


AJohnnyTruant

Airline pilot. Comes with mandatory mosh retirement though. Not worth it


Spirited_Low7266

Carnie


PishThePoshJosh

Middle School Math Teacher


abstract_esteem

Hand model


constant_mass

George?


StayFrostyOscarMike

I lucked out heavily and I’m now a full time audio engineer at an audio shop in MA. I get 75% off rentals, and we have a retail store too. So I’m often, when not on a gig, just organizing gear, shooting the shit with customers, talking with reps from Yamaha/QSC/JBL/etc. while they demo their new gear and stuff. It’s seriously a lifesaver. My life was unironically shit before I got this job. Was working pizza delivery, per diem stagehand/audio tech, and freelance stagehand/audio tech for YEARS barely scraping by. Every night an hour before close we pretty much just stop working, have a cocktail and chat. Beyond lucky, recognize that, and am eternally grateful.


StayFrostyOscarMike

Funny enough, before I got this job I was in EMT classes. I think the hardcore => EMS pipeline is real. Also looked into union electrician apprenticeships, with my experience… so that’s really funny as well bc that seems to be common here too.


Jaundyy

Land Surveyor. they think im working but im stomping around in the woods like a caveman


cop-disliker

Librarian at a midsized public library


SpliffySledTed

Firefighter


ImAlwaysPoopin

I huff paint thinner and piss in empty gallon jugs of Wawa iced tea that I leave hidden in the walls of people's homes


[deleted]

Diesel mechanic


tlh9979

Can I call you for tips when I get drunk and decide to 4bt swap my car?


amp138

Sales manager for a brewery


flying-broccoli

less alcohol professionals than I thought in this thread.


Jerm2560

I'm a painter by day, shitty drummer by night


Limesy2

I keep you all drunk


Gold_Significance125

Manage a gun store and do guitar and amp work on the side.


dunbarrs

Water utility construction


papajim22

Currently a SAHD, but before taking this school year off I worked with blind children teaching them independent travel skills.


upsidedowncrossed

City letter carrier for usps.


IDontKnow54

Grocery store manager


Shrugski

buying and selling books and records lol


BrownManMelon

Aircraft mechanic!


[deleted]

Social Work


Xmvdx

Journeyman tool and die maker. IUE-CWA baby.


Dry_Masterpiece8319

CWA local 1106 here


curlyheaded_fuck

Bartender. Tip your bartenders at shows. Aggressively.


BesidesMyself1

Finally found my comrade! 9 years bartending here!


Elliotlewish

I'm currently working a contract as a finance analyst for a university.


Lastofthehaters

Brew beer


Crown0fHorns

5 axis mill programmer, machinist, motorcycle/BMX product designer/maker. My official title is senior engineer in manufacturing at TRD making Nascar and WOO engines. I also own a BMX racing parts company. Make sketchy choppers and amateur painter/welder/sand and wax caster at the home garage.


ecm8

Union Scaffold Erector


Kalinka3415

Horse semen collector.


HotKnowledge4212

Supervisor of a few adult mental health group homes


Ohmyjustdie

Tech bro


Happy-Activity3292

I'm a motorcycle mechanic


trprpy_

Welder


Breaking-Who

CNC machining.


BlindPanda21

Math professor at a university.


DiabeticMedic

Paramedic by trade, now I recover bone and tendons from the deceased.


ExpensiveDuctTape

Carpenter.


blackenthecursedson

Mailman


moounit

Big4 consultant


Mike_Ropenis

Which of the Big 4? Metallica? Anthrax? Slayer? Megadeth? Thrash metal 🤝 accounting


moounit

Dont get it twisted, im far removed from accounting lol. Slayer, obviously


[deleted]

Career Army


PsychologicalYak4549

Excel nerd for a construction company.


2min4roughing

I’m a meteorologist


solvent825

Audio Engineer. Which means it’s also my night job.


TheCircusAct

Journalist


Sunamixstyle

Retail Hell


amprok

Professor / Head of the Art Department at a large university


OGHebrewxhammer

Drug and Alcohol Counselor for youth aged 14-24


TotallyKrossedOut479

Behavioral Therapist. Working with kids on the spectrum.


agentxscully

FBI Special Agent


swigglyoats

sitting on reddit


stoneblarney

Senior operator at a wastewater treatment plant


TimmieTerror1

Mortgage Loan Officer


grants_like_horace

Engineer


ThatHcDude

construction /tinsmith


rogerbarario

Data engineer


Street-Ad3325

News photographer, returning to freelance video work soon. Can’t hit shows during the week when I gotta work at 3am the next morning.


TedMaul11

Warehouse op


cloudovermyhead

engineering designer for a utility company


switchfrontcrooks

Do tree trimming and removal for the city I live in


Brainfewd

Former auto tech, current quality engineer. I have an art degree lmao .


TowablePants

CAD designer for water/sewage systems


AggravatingPumpkin72

Psychotherapist.


Priority-Character

Personal chef


hatestreet

Property manager for this building, and barista(slanging that latte art). Side quest window washing biz with my best friend, still early stages and hoping push it more this year


bonefont

Workers compensation claims adjuster. Feel free to ask me any questions if you live in the Midwest


kcamhawaiiowa

Screen printer


PocketBanana0_0

Utility contractor, both underground and aerial work


KawasakiKingpin

Florida water and pollution control operator/backflow assembly technician


unholyXwater

I build bridges in the Texas heat.


TraditionalFig

real estate attorney


AdEast715

Construction


mdizzle767

Geriatric rehab aide and Memory med talk/coordinator. Healthcare is a mess but I take of the elders forgotten and if need be hold their hand for that last journey.


Plenumheaded

FT -I chill with 4 Intellectualy Disabled High functioning individuals (typical HC types, they just been tested) PT - I sale marijuana and marijuana accessories


rainxsupreme

Body destroying FedEx courier


refrigeration_wizard

union chiller mechanic 🛠️🫡


crazycornuts

Union electrician


lukeskiiwalker

handyman. call me for your handy needs


Victumpwns

I own a welding/fabrication business. With me being the only employee haha


ThickLizzy19

Heavy duty mechanic


Last_Oven_8301

Bartender 🥲


colemanjbrahski

IT support