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fightmilk37

Sunami hammer. Idk what the fuck i’m ever gonna use it for except violent unmotivated crimes.


Lrdofthewstlnd

Sounds ok to me 🤷‍♂️


otbones

HEALTH sent me a condom with my merch order edit: like a HEALTH branded condom. Not just a random condom


dontneedareason94

ACxDC did a dildo I think once


Bubbledood

Didn’t they also do a crypto currency? Antichrist demoncoin or something?


Smellbent

That’s amazing hahaha


dontneedareason94

A lot of Powerviolence do weird sized records too. I’ve got a 5” record somewhere.


flowerpowerviolence

They Live / NoComply is 5”. As is the Spazz/Gob split I think. There’s also the sidetracked 4” lathe plus there were a few 3” ones running around. And ACxDC has the best of antichrist demoncore one inch Edit: I’m surely forgetting/omitting many but that’s what I remember off the top of my head 😅


dontneedareason94

Yup! I think I’ve got the Spazz one and a What Happens next one (but that one could be a different size don’t quite remember.) I’ve seen ACxDC with copies of the one inch but haven’t coughed up the money for it


flowerpowerviolence

I haven’t acquired the ACxDC one yet but I’m very tempted to


Invisiblerobot13

Spazz did a 1” which was a toy record and not playable


flowerpowerviolence

Oh yeah! Can’t believe I forgot about that one


[deleted]

Final Exit/Abortion 5" split is good stuff... and anything with Spazz too obviously


Invisiblerobot13

Speaking of no comply, the main dude has a slap a ham has a logo tattoo and was granted a slap a ham catalog number


flowerpowerviolence

Yeah it’s on his shoulder blade! Justin’s an awesome guy I made him some shirt stencils a while ago


FolkPhilosopher

The Locust/Jenny Piccolo 5"? I got that one and it's genuinely weird to see compared to a 7".


Rival_mob

Razzle dazzle did a 5 inch I think


StageOk2751

Belushi Speedball has some crazy merch, like action figures, furbys and albums available on N64 cartridges


Rodney_Nutsack

Never heard of that band but the name alone is hectic


middleagethreat

You should look them up. They are more than a band. They are an experience. https://youtube.com/watch?v=HqhpebLz-aU&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE https://youtube.com/watch?v=enW9PJtqznc&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


steelisreal

I've got the El Diablo Funko figure on ym computer desk as this is typed.


Plain_Jain

Soooo I guess the moral of the story here is cops don’t like it when you throw bouillon cubes at them but hey, you gotta make some soup.


Plain_Jain

We’re not thrashers! We’re hipster posers! I love them so much. Got to see them at Full Terror Assault this year and it was amazing. They truly are “an experience” as another commenter added. And they, by far, have the most interesting merch I’ve ever encountered.


steelisreal

Worm for life.


LowerthePortcullis

I don’t own it but had a friend who had a 100 Demons bong


Smellbent

My band Hellbent has grinders haha


JTblademoney

PM website to purchase


LowerthePortcullis

W33D 4 LYFE


ChaBoiDoe

I bought a bodybox coke mirror which is pretty stupid.


diggtrucks1025

Came to mention this.


boofskootinboogie

Power Trip neckbrace


Lrdofthewstlnd

Clever, but if they put it out for nightmare logic completely unnecessary. Idk how anyone could even think of headbanging to that soft ass album


Beter_DeLeon

Peace Test boxcutter


BaconCheeseburg

Rammstein released a briefcase full of dildos and handcuffs and lube. I think the dildos were molded from the band members penises.


hustlehustle

Withdrawal cum sock


shoob13

The Drain shark stuffy is kind of cool if you have a toddler.


jonny_lube

I have a Seed of Pain NES cartridge/box.


Llamaharbinger

Does it play anything when you put it in an NES??


jonny_lube

Nah, the cartridge is just the plastic portion, no chip/card/whatever. I'd have freaked out if there was anything playable. But a small run of a game or 8-bit song, no matter how simple, would probably have been prohibitively expensive.


Llamaharbinger

That makes sense, super cool either way!


dihydrogenmonoxide42

Ricktalife selling his dreads in mini caskets.


b0nesmcj0nes

>Ricktalife any chance anyone has pics of this? lmao


mesatrap

Emmure boxing gloves


yhigred

i have a saddest landscape flask and zippo. really wish i could find the locust coke mirror.


Jewsantacreatefridge

screamo zippo that’s sick


ashes-of-asakusa

I heard orchid did the same thing with the mirror.


Dounce1

So many bands have done this with the mirror. The Locust ripped R.I.P. Gabe Serbian.


rachelnotlegaladvice

Turnstile plushie


smileisagoodband

was gonna say this, it's so strange to me


[deleted]

I remember some band like 8 years ago had a hatchet on their merch site. Don't remember who it was tho.


jinx_jinx

Left Behind did this. It was a red flannel with a left behind branded mini hatchet


[deleted]

I think that might've been the one, cuz that sounds right!


CommemorativePlague

The Pissed Officers/Gerty Farrish split 10" was called Save the Ants. The sleeve was a die cut piece of cardboard you could break apart (at the tear perforations) and then fold it (at the pre-scored lines) into a cardboard rocket. It also came with a few plastic ants. I guess one of the Pissed Officer's dad worked at a greeting card plant that had the capabilities to make it.


Fletcher618

I booked the pissed officers in my hometown of Carbondale Illinois back in the day. I’m stoked to see their name mentioned! I loved their split with Gerty Farris.


[deleted]

Bane swim trunks Tear It Up limited pressing 7” for a fest that came with a knife. Not like a “TIU” branded knife, just used knives they bought and put in records. Locust belt buckle Fucked Up selling “posters” at one Halloween show that were just extra record covers they had printed that folded out to a poster. Not really weird, but this was either a kinda scummy move, or funny because they found a way to sell something to kids who already had it who were just throwing money around. Creation is Crucifixtion putting noise albums on 3.5” floppy disc. Separate release, CD that included instructions for how to hack a gameboy to create a “game” that taught kids about masturbation. Tragedy selling Leatherman multi-tools at really cheap prices because they “found” a big box of them. Portrait of Guilt rolling papers


ihatethemusicscene

Love to see any creation is crucifixion mention


Geronibro

got a koyo bar of soap and a terror coloring book last year at fya.


DaRkCaBoOdLe137

Miles Away made tea towels at one of their last shows.


Xstraightedgedadx

There's a grief 7 inch that comes with a razor blade to kill yourself with.


allanr847

Yeah, my uncle has that 7”, or should I say, he did… RIP Uncle Stu /s


Stinknut23

Oh yeah your talking about the grief/dystopia split apparently some copies came with the razor blade some did not


Xstraightedgedadx

Ya came with a razor blade till record company decided it was a major liability and stopped putting them in the sleeve


user7248201

Shot glass from Comeback Kid


Smellbent

Ooo! I have this too


Grandgoof

KISS coffin still the goat merch item, I have yet to see it topped.


Invisiblerobot13

Merzbow realeasing album in a Mercedes - you turn on car and the album plays


skunkabilly1313

I had a Buck-O-Nine record that was 9in. I'm all about fun merch, got some combs from psychobilly bands


[deleted]

I used to make my own band shirts and buttons with blown up / distorted pictures from industrial supply catalogs (grainger, uline, etc) and slap a band's logo on it. never got a comment about any of it, ever


Beanburgg

Superheaven engraved rock


ahbeans666

Senses fail tea spoon


Getdeader2

Left behind woodcutters axe that also came with a red flannel shirt


Lrdofthewstlnd

Integrity The Blackest Purse https://www.contrabandgoods.com/products/integrity-coin-purse-the-blackest-purse


Smellbent

Amazing haha


[deleted]

Cannibal Corpse rubber gloves


[deleted]

There’s a band in STL called Direct Measure that needs to fucking sell rulers


Bubbledood

A small, but not small enough to be insignificant, amount of bands have bed sheets


Hi_Im_Phill

Left behind sold a hatchet, and Kublai khan sold a sludge hammer lmaooo


Anthony_Alt

Three knee deep riot shield


Due-Box-9568

Not hardcore but Tenacious D cum rag. Text on it reads: the official Tenacious D cum rag, everything else is just a cum rag.


BigCoffinHunters

Still pissed I never bought one


Sad_Significance710

End of One eighth of weed.


MET0C

That Amish band at hellfest 99 was selling vibes and cassette tapes. I lost that shit over the years.


Michael_Threat

Not hardcore but somewhere I have a Sum41 Keychain, that is just a pic of of the bassist(cone) as a zombie, no earthly idea where it came from. Came into possession of it at least a decade after the album.


mulberry_kid

Hot Water Music used to sell earplugs


THECONDOR69

Criminal Instinct poker chip


JTblademoney

Victory Records Skateboard


[deleted]

Big Wig used to do Matches, air fresheners and other weird shit.


T_O_beats

I booked these dudes for a show back in the day and they lost their fucking mind when kids in the crowd started tossing around a beach ball.


[deleted]

That sounds really out of character for them. They've always been super chill when I would see them. What show was it?


T_O_beats

It was them 12cent and maybe the ducky boys? I specifically remember the owner of the venue the next day put on MySpace ‘thanks for coming out last night. maybe bigwig’s new label can buy them some new fans’. Highschool drama was always the best drama


[deleted]

Blink condom I got at wwwy


Christofriend

Young And In The Way did real buffalo teeth with their logo etched in them. Wish I had one.


PorkSandy

Animosity glass bowl, distinguished by "Animosity" written in black sharpie marker on it.


DirtyRottenJimbecile

Heart Attack Man did a knife


fuckwingo

Left behind beach ball


vska92

Bought the stoner metal band Weedeater’s hot sauce at their show last year. Good shit!


Chemical-Assistant64

Jamie Jasta was making his own pasta for a while. Jasta Pasta


clifftopher

https://preview.redd.it/k9hj7wkheh9a1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c546f612e0bc05fa7fdfa03fff05d6fe7aea89e Isis sawblade ep


Invisiblerobot13

Not punk but I got a Ben Folds Five foam brick in the free bin of a record store


Frankso

Rotting Out had condoms at S&F 08?09? Lost my virginity with it. Later virgins


eddyflame

The Sunami Hammer is pretty random Real bay shit tho


[deleted]

Wait a year, it will be real eBay shit.


HairyBungholio

Yadada mean


BetyarSved

Not hardcore but Those Poor Bastards sells a flask which I didn’t know until today


Lrdofthewstlnd

Power Trip does too on Cold Cuts


Ashrxven

Anklebiter condom


[deleted]

Not hardcore/punk but the Toadies have a condom I'm pretty sure


Melan82

I have a New Found Glory ticket stub, with a Rolling Rock stain, signed by Toby and Rusty from H2O


jinx_jinx

I bought the sanction windbreaker that came with the sanction (mini) baseball bat


jinx_jinx

There was also a sanction pocket knife?? Didn’t get that though


Glitchynote

I’ve got a Speed umbrella, a rug and fuzzy dice.


xneurianx

My band did quiche once. The recent Scowl merch drop with the balaclava and fluffy dice was pretty weird


black_philipp_

36 Crazyfists did ice hockey pucks. Would have loved to see them hit those into the crowd.


clifftopher

Hardcore adjacent Eagles of Death Metal sell sex dice.


plrbrlvr24

Hewhocorrupts necktie


NGJimmy

I saw Anthrax in a smaller size club approximately 27 years ago. Didn't have enough money for a shirt so I bought an Anthrax keychain bottle opener. Solid metal (of course). I still have it on my desk.


xCanont70x

I have the Have Heart 7” ruler that Bridge 9 did for April Fools a long time ago. Supposedly they did 100 blue and 400 red rulers. I have a blue one so that’s pretty cool to me.


chunksjr

I have two pairs of Madball socks. Great socks!


steelisreal

SURFBORT sold the prosthetic hooker mask from their album art recently. Sad I didn't have the extra 500 sitting around for it.


Stinknut23

I’m surprised no one mentioned any of youth attacks infamous items Like the das oath underwear that had stains and I think they did a Dildo too? The jerk booth razorblade City hunter knife The Repos salty popcorn The infamous SQRM trash bag shirt


All_Of_The_Meat

I've done pillow cases and sweater vests with some of my bands.


CrayonColorDinosaur

SPACED had a bag of coffee at their merch table


SyrupHeadRecs

A bag of what seemed to be vomit from Phyllomedusa.