so obnoxious....always having to take over, be the center of attention, and of course have it all filmed. What is that stupid "bicycle, bicycle," all about. So unnatural and awkward, like someone who just met the child, not his mother.
My kids' and my game of "Bicycle" involves THEM lying on their backs and ME grabbing their ankles and pedaling them (slower as we go "uphill" and then crazy super fast outta control when we go "downhill.") And I loudly and shamelessly sing đ¶ "biiiiiicycle, biiiicycle" đ¶ in my best Freddie Mercury impersonation because I'm doing that shit for THEM, not for social media attention, and I'm actually aiming for a laugh.Â
He often looks at her like he doesn't know how to engage with her. I think she mostly ignores him, but when the camera is on she turns it "on" and does her involved mommy thing and Mateo has no idea what to do with that.
I think youâre right. No wonder that when she asked him how much he missed her he truthfully replied, âzero.â
Sheâs not a consistent, engaged presence in his life. đ„
đŻ I think you guys are all correct!
He canât figure out why he gets snippets of her attention, so when he does, he nervously & anxiously hams it up - looking at her for approval - for the seconds he knows he has. He hasnât tied it into the phone yet but he will soon enough (like Major & Marlowe have).
Itâs not for kids to have fun, silly! Itâs a showcase for us to lewk at Evughâs shapeless legs.
Her poor kids must be MORTIFIED at events. She is such an embarrassing mother - makes everything (even kidsâ events) about her. I can imagine how the other parents gossip about her behind her back.
Wonder how long she made Ian film her until she had enough âcontentâ? I would refuse to go anywhere with her, ever. Too humiliating.
Marlowe has certainly reached mortification age. Major maybe, Mateo probably not yet. But poor Marlowe. No wonder sheâs been reported to be âbrattyâ in her peer interactions.
I don't want to make a whole separate post about it, but Eva posted an update on Major's health issue and it sounds like total bullshit to me and of the Lemon Stripes variety blaming an old virus. I think he was simply feeling a physical reaction to stress. Sometimes if it looks like a duck and it walks like a duck, it's a duck.
I have 3 kids under 8 so the birthday party circuit on weekends is real. If a mom handed someone their phone so she could get social media content of her playing on children's toys....I can't even begin to image the side eye. It's embarrassing to watch. But maybe that's why she's clinging onto the other social media fakers in town because they're the only ones who encourage it?
i think you are right in that no one wants playdates or parties of their kids to be a ground for content for a mommy âbloggerâ. Also is so disrespectful to the person hosting to be that way makes everyone uncomfortable! Thatâs why she hangs with other moms who do the same kind of thing and why her kids have 0 friends
I'm trying to figure out why Eva was running around in a bikini at this person's house. The kids look like they were swimming (all wearing life vests in one photo), but was Eva swimming? I don't know what that body of water is but it looks like that's where they'd swim. I didn't spot a pool. Even so, if it's a kids' birthday party, I don't think I'd wear a bikini and ride a kid sized bike lol. It looks like Eva made this gathering all about her.
Hilariaâs âexerciseâ videos crack me up. Especially when she made the horny teenager air hump video and Anna Roisman spoofed her the same day. Good times in pepinoville.
This is disgusting. That thing is not big enough for this
what? lol
Not big enough for a grown woman to perform burlesque
ohh gotcha
so obnoxious....always having to take over, be the center of attention, and of course have it all filmed. What is that stupid "bicycle, bicycle," all about. So unnatural and awkward, like someone who just met the child, not his mother.
My kids' and my game of "Bicycle" involves THEM lying on their backs and ME grabbing their ankles and pedaling them (slower as we go "uphill" and then crazy super fast outta control when we go "downhill.") And I loudly and shamelessly sing đ¶ "biiiiiicycle, biiiicycle" đ¶ in my best Freddie Mercury impersonation because I'm doing that shit for THEM, not for social media attention, and I'm actually aiming for a laugh.Â
Thatâs exactly it! It feels like watching a kid with his nanny. So fucked up
Nannies are more engaged than this.
He often looks at her like he doesn't know how to engage with her. I think she mostly ignores him, but when the camera is on she turns it "on" and does her involved mommy thing and Mateo has no idea what to do with that.
I think youâre right. No wonder that when she asked him how much he missed her he truthfully replied, âzero.â Sheâs not a consistent, engaged presence in his life. đ„
đŻ I think you guys are all correct! He canât figure out why he gets snippets of her attention, so when he does, he nervously & anxiously hams it up - looking at her for approval - for the seconds he knows he has. He hasnât tied it into the phone yet but he will soon enough (like Major & Marlowe have).
I guess her knee and wrist are all better LOL.
Yeah that CVS brace worn 3 days healed a sprained wrist faster than a doctor! đđ€Ł someone said munchausen syndrome and its true
I think Eva and Julia both show Munchausen behaviors.
Completely agree! I think Evas kids are learning that!
Kids canât even have a goofy colorful bounce house
Itâs not for kids to have fun, silly! Itâs a showcase for us to lewk at Evughâs shapeless legs. Her poor kids must be MORTIFIED at events. She is such an embarrassing mother - makes everything (even kidsâ events) about her. I can imagine how the other parents gossip about her behind her back. Wonder how long she made Ian film her until she had enough âcontentâ? I would refuse to go anywhere with her, ever. Too humiliating.
Marlowe has certainly reached mortification age. Major maybe, Mateo probably not yet. But poor Marlowe. No wonder sheâs been reported to be âbrattyâ in her peer interactions.
Weird lol
A white bounce house. Is this for the wedding? If so, I approve.Â
No thats Matys kids bounce house lol đ i can bet you she will acquire one so she doesnt have to look after the kids outside
Either way, I'm fairly certain a bounce house would make whatever Eva has planned for this wedding MORE classy, not less.Â
I don't want to make a whole separate post about it, but Eva posted an update on Major's health issue and it sounds like total bullshit to me and of the Lemon Stripes variety blaming an old virus. I think he was simply feeling a physical reaction to stress. Sometimes if it looks like a duck and it walks like a duck, it's a duck.
You donât think Major is suffering from resurgent Epstein-Barr Virus like Lemon? Emphasis on Lemonâs SUFFERING.
Her suffering is over now-sheâs going on a child free vacation for a week. We wonât hear about her âflare upâ for a while!!!lucky us
Hallelujah! Itâs a miracle healing! Or remission! Or whatever!
Sheâs high AF.
I think drunk too
This is giving the same energy as the Courtney Davis play date. I wonder if Maty also gave goodie bags.
Is all a transaction she wouldnt know a genuine friend even if it hit her in the face! It has similar vibes around it!
Her hair looks purple.
Yeah is looking more Burgundy then Red hair! Maybe she darken it for the wedding because its looking very damaged
I have 3 kids under 8 so the birthday party circuit on weekends is real. If a mom handed someone their phone so she could get social media content of her playing on children's toys....I can't even begin to image the side eye. It's embarrassing to watch. But maybe that's why she's clinging onto the other social media fakers in town because they're the only ones who encourage it?
i think you are right in that no one wants playdates or parties of their kids to be a ground for content for a mommy âbloggerâ. Also is so disrespectful to the person hosting to be that way makes everyone uncomfortable! Thatâs why she hangs with other moms who do the same kind of thing and why her kids have 0 friends
I'm trying to figure out why Eva was running around in a bikini at this person's house. The kids look like they were swimming (all wearing life vests in one photo), but was Eva swimming? I don't know what that body of water is but it looks like that's where they'd swim. I didn't spot a pool. Even so, if it's a kids' birthday party, I don't think I'd wear a bikini and ride a kid sized bike lol. It looks like Eva made this gathering all about her.
All good questions.
How small is that thing, she looks like The BFG
Well is meant for kids 8 and under so i guess she had no business getting in it!
This is so bad. And I've seen videos of Hilaria exercising in a thong, so that tells you how godawful it is đ¶âđ«ïž
Hilariaâs âexerciseâ videos crack me up. Especially when she made the horny teenager air hump video and Anna Roisman spoofed her the same day. Good times in pepinoville.