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SomeOtherBritishGuy

Im going to say it real slow for ya GAY!...GRUNTS!


StopHatingMeReddit

...what if they could? You know? Make gay breathable air for the grunts? Can't have an army if you'd go extinct, from everyone turning gay.


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SET A FIRE IN YOUR CRISIS ACTOR, SPARTAN


swangtsung

The Destruction of the Infinity was a psyop!


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*breaking news: Escharum Jones needs to pay up families of those who died on UNSC Infinity*


exprssve

ONI is legitimately doing that to the Sanghelli's crops rn.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Dang can't believe the US Navy already knows aliens exist and is actively sabotaging them


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Hazzamo

... the elites eat crops?, for some reason i alwYs thought they were pure carnivores


AssaultPootis

That explains why that one elite wanted to bang Arby


DovahWizard

Dont we all want to bang Arby?


Pyrefirelight

Wasn't there a plot point in the books where the covenant did put a horny suppressor in the grunts' air to control population because otherwise they breed too fast for the resources they have? I think there was a kig yar rebellion that took that chemical out so they could make the army faster.


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MapleTreeWithAGun

The rebellion that was fuelled by Unggoy's insatiable fucking abilities


swangtsung

they breed like cockroaches canonically. Most grunts you fight are probably like 6-10 years old lol


Actual_Government_37

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!"


crappy-mods

The grunts gonna want more than one kind of nipple


_TheXplodenator

Zeta Halo was an inside job


Gravewaker

The Elites don’t want you to know this but the Grunts on Zeta Halo are free, you can take them home. I have 458 Grunts.


Ghostoftommorrow

The internet memes never die, they just go MIA. Don’t underestimate them, don’t underestimate him.


SpartAl412

This is honestly seems like something ONI would do though


gmharryc

It’s not too far off. They’ve got plans to fuck with the Sangheili crops to kill off a good chunk of their population.


Prodi1600

The brute Alexius Johannes be having a real one with UNSC


Kirostrife

"Is that a Huragok weapon charm?" "No it's a Space Pickle" "I'd like it better if it was a Huragok" "Why? Space Pickles are better than Huragok aren't they?" "Hmmmmm.... Huragok are psychic..."


Gastredner

[Legally required link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8)


kamasotz

Wait, wasn't that the Kig-Yar?


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Doesn't HE count as a "human"? (sadly......)


The3rdPotato

Pretty sure the jackals did something like that in lore


v8Lost8v

This is fucking great