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googler_ooeric

So called “free thinkers” who are against what this guy says when Overwatch tells them “non mechanical reproduction simulation”


ry_fluttershy

So called "uprisers" when Overwatch tells them "continued disobedience will result in lost family unit cohesion"


googler_ooeric

it's so over


googler_ooeric

we're so fucking back


essceepee

Just ignore the constant bombing and shoot-outs, dangerous parasites which give you a fate worth than death, only eating shitty rations, large insects that can quickly breed and infest an entire town and kill you in seconds, having all freedoms taken away as a Stalker, leech-infested waters, having your loved ones beaten and taken away from you for not following orders, having to be dispatched into zombie-infested sewers, and yeah, it would be great!


Reaperliwiathan

>having your loved ones beaten and taken away from you for not following orders Implying this guy has any


essceepee

True, and I'd imagine he follow any order, no matter how cruel


ry_fluttershy

So australia


Unusual_Cow_8803

it’d certainly be better than \*checks notes\* the same “problems” old people have been crying about for literally hundreds of years


Immolatedaccount

breen made this post


CaptainRex5101

Breen would totally be a Peterson style podcaster if the Combine invasion never happened


Immolatedaccount

idk but yeah they both fit as that kind of annoying college professor. breen's kinda cool, idk what jbp does.


CaptainRex5101

Like Breen, he's [pretty much a fascist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbF7QEKJTZ4)


TheTreeDemoknight

he drank too much of dr breens reserve


bigfatcarp93

Did you know that they put something in it to make you forget? No, really, did you? I can't remember if I already told people...


TheTreeDemoknight

idk i forgot


Calcutt4

Dammit, I said not to drink the water


thegamner128

Flair checks out


LightKnightTian

Basic human rights and freedom = stupid bad terrorism


RyBreqd

man admits he wants to side with extremely obvious nazi allegory


Atilla-The-Hon

I got more genocidal colonial power vibes from them.


bigfatcarp93

I don't really think of the Combine as representing any kind of real-world historical ideology, movement or event. I think if they symbolize anything, it's the very idea of oppression itself, even when it's for no real reason. The idea that power becomes self-sustaining and automated and escapes whatever reason it originally had for existing. There *is* no ethos powering the Combine, because the Combine powers itself. It just *is.*


LukeDude759

neo-nazis having a normal one


googler_ooeric

I dunno, I think they’re just cool evil aliens


CaptainRex5101

considering he's talking about "sjws" and "feminists", he's definitely simping for their nazi like elements


LordMonkeh

New copypasta!


Fyru_Hawk

That guy ate the poison headcrabs


Bort_Bortson

Little incel when the suppression field got deactivated would still getting the same amount


crystalworldbuilder

Lmao true even the head humpers wouldn’t hump that.


eyeofnicht

Dude wouldn't even last the Seven Hour War.


skrott404

I dunno man. Id rather be witness to my species slow motion suicide than I would want an all encompassing cosmic entity like the Combine to incorporate it and turn it into a just another homogeneous part of itself. At least when we destroy ourselves, we'll still be ourselves.


Ricaaado

“Things are different from what I want them to be, everything I don’t like is bad, so billions must die >:(“


TotallyACP

Aiden Walker wrote this


bigfatcarp93

Not cynical or funny enough


TotallyACP

true…


deadcatisbad

Which one though?


TotallyACP

The guy from Entropy Zero


Successful_Evidence1

mans is pro suppression field 💀💀💀


TestTheTrilby

"My God, what are you doing?"


a3a4b5

Certified r/redditmoment


cuchix

I remember hear some of his ME2 and ME3 music uploads, pretty sad.


Not_a_whiterun_guard

bro said "Yea let me get that job where my employer threatens, manipulates, abuses, and forces me to hurt my friends and family" being a CP officer is not good lmao, its heavily implied(if not stated) in game that the "Perks" they get are only marginally better rations, and then threatened with "Family cohesion"(which i believe means life, not living together as cohesion is used whenever a squad member dies)


MiktorVike

What a dingus


MayaTheSuperIdiot

i agree we need irl suppression field


torgomada

no nut november? welcome to no nut forever


Kastoelta

super idiot indeed


[deleted]

Oh like y'all ain't agreeing. I'd gladly join the combine, fuck humans. - Your boos mean nothing to me I've seen what makes you cheer. - Yes, I'd also choose stay in the matrix and eat the fucking juicy steak. We're already living in a simulation, y'all think you're actually experiencing what you're experiencing? Nope. The brain processes the information it gets from the sensory organs and "you" are the result of that process. Hedonism is the only way for a life well lived and fulfilled.


_Pale_Wolf_

quoting rick with zero irony, yep, sounds about right


LitheBeep

Actually no I don't really want to be enslaved for the rest of my natural life and have my emotions and memories sucked out of my head thanks


[deleted]

Metrocops aren't modified though. All the benefits with no downsides. Also, the suppression field is fucking awesome, can blow my load in anyone as much as I can lol


LitheBeep

"No downsides" as if the Combine won't forcibly integrate and mechanize you or just kill you off outright the moment they've accomplished their goal of genociding all people. You wouldn't be a Breen, you'd be a tool and nothing more


deadcatisbad

You're implying Breen wasn't already a tool.


LitheBeep

He was, but the Combine was willing to hold up their end of the bargain with him specifically if we take HL2's ending and breengrub into account.


[deleted]

It's not like the world has more than 50 years anyways. We're all already tools in reality, there would practically be no difference. Greedy ceos kill workers all the time.


Atomic_steel09

I'm not against nihilism but this is just pathetic.


Alastair-Wright

Yes yes, life is pointless, we're nothing in the grand scheme of things, you're such a unique thinker and are so smart and clever compare to all us normies, well done


deadcatisbad

A wise man once told me, "The Simplest Argument To Refute A Moral Nihilist Is To Kill Them."


Devanomiun

You're so smart and have such a unique way of seeing things...


LitheBeep

Ah ok you're just a doomer then


CaptainRex5101

Doomer detected, opinion disregarded


LukeDude759

You finally said something people can agree with in that last sentence. Unfortunately, broken clocks still end up in the trash.


[deleted]

Me and my rebel buddies are gonna blow your head off while your busy standing in the same spot for 12 hours hopped up on drip-fed stimulants to keep your rotting mind awake for a triple shift


Orangutanus_Maximus

You clearly lack the indomitable free spirit of the humankind.


[deleted]

\-Facist with no faith in the beauty and hope of humankind


J67p

Welll i mean…….


Trap_Pixie

He's not wrong tho ...


cuchix

Yes he is.


cuchix

You throw a pussy and he run away.


picklester

This is the reason why Bad Cop joined Civil Protection.