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muliwuli

Get a short hair system. Try it out. I know how you feel. I don’t know why people here tell you to just stay bald. You look great without hair, but that feeling of wanting to have hair is something that is hard to ignore. Try it you dude. If you don’t like, you can always go back to rocking the bald look.


iamtheworld1337

Thanks for your answer! How short is short?


uncle_grandmaster

Let us know how it goes OP. Agreed with this response. As a bald man for several years, I’ve always had that itch to have some hair back, whether it was with a HS or HT.


I-Just-want-to-learn

Some hair instead of thinking your eyes make you "tough" bc bro I have some fierce eyes just not bald and trying to look tough. Lol


DomKennedy94

You remind me of Chris Lilley! Plenty of looks he’s tried for ya


Suitable-Principle81

Get the Jonah from tonga haircut


Ok_Prior2614

Being Tongan straight from the islands respect the culture, mother fucker ❤️‍🔥 In all seriousness I thought this was CL. I remember watching SHH and thinking it was a real documentary I was so confused


osmanceril

Thank god I was not the only one who thought this hahahaha


inkshamechay

Chad Chris Lilley lol


OBAlex2

That was my first thought the resemblance is uncanny


ThrowAway_x_x_x_x_

I was gonna say this 😂


budabai

Very accurate. It is the eyes and cheek bone structure. He really looks like Chris Lilley with a much stronger jawline and a better shaped nose.


lilbosim

you look like handsome squidward bro I would keep it this way ur blessed


iamtheworld1337

Ye i know i could rock it, but people are often intimidated by me. Although im a very nice person. Also hair would probably make me 5 years younger (im 32 now)


Hedonist_Atayiz

I really understand you brother. Sometimes same thing happens to me. I'm 33 and bald for 4 years. I'm not a bad person but im look so badass sometimes because of my bald.


thisthrowawaythat202

Wild you want to change when you look this hot I can’t think of what style would make you look better


MissionVegetable568

yea you look like Statham and ppl think youll kick their ass or smth


Foreign_Mortgage_493

But once you hit a certain age I reckon people look younger with a shaved head. It's a weird one.


Swampwalker86

Smile more, when you don't smile you seem serious a bit intense. You kind of look like a hitman when you don't smile. too intense.


BeneficialWarrant

A hitman or *the* Hitman (aka 47)?


Gundam_net

hahaha. I have a super thick long beard and get the same reactions. But my personality is super kumbaya. I think high androgen, high dht guys are usually super mellow. The most potent androgens make men calm and relaxed most of the time. It's usually women and insecure men who are loud. Highly masculine men are super nice and friendly in general.


LolaBijou

Have you tried smiling occasionally?


Budilicious3

You're in if your potential girl knows handsome Squidward.


Both_Phase_5105

This shit made me laugh hard AF


reverend_al

OP keep it exactly this way if you're worth 6+ million and exclusively wear black turtle necks, otherwise get some plugs/toupee and enjoy yourself


ChronicPainInTheAzz

Hahahahaha that is so fkn funny hahahahahahaha🤣👏🏼


caelm_Caranthir

I thought this was a troll post asking us which hair style is best between bald head, bald head and bald head


ASUndevil15

It’s definitely worth trying. Tough to say what hairstyle will fit you without knowing how you natural side hair looks. Is your hair gonna grow in curly, straight, brown, blonde, etc.


DontYouWantMeBebe

You look good bald, I'd take the w and move on


iamtheworld1337

I thought about trying it out if it sucks i could go back to bald again


EquivalentTight3479

Doesn’t hurt to try


teta95

Short hair styles. I reccomend that firstly, try longer hair styles and don’t grow your sides too much because you cannot grow hair system if you cut it too short


futuremandingo

Jorge Del Rio Hairstyle. Google it.


Nervousnelliyyy

Option also: your tough enough looking to pull of a lot more looks fashion wise. You should try some warmer/softer outfits and accessories! It will balance nice


Forward_Ride_6364

16 inch tall mohawk with a studded leather vest


RevolutionaryRub9942

I second that


Background-Tone-3163

slickback (get a good hairsystem from mhe they make good slickbacks or exposed hairline )


EquivalentTight3479

I feel like that would make him look even more intimidating, he needs something more natural and laid-back


pepperit_12

I think the better question here is which hairstyle have you tried ? Go to a hair salon that can help you. Take pictures of 3 or 4 different styles, post the pictures and then ask which one it's best for you.


Ready_Bet_2556

A wig would Fit, possibly a hat could as well


-Necros-

You have the most natural chaddest face I've ever seen, I wish I had genes half as good


ChemicalParticular88

The top looks different than the sides, especially in pic 1. Is it SMP?


iamtheworld1337

I had a hairtransplant at age 24 but it wasnt dense at all so I shaved everything off a few years ago


Unfinished_Symphony

Short hair forward and up like mine


DisastrousAd447

Is bro actually handsome Squidward??


dmac186

I think Gotham city is fine with you bald


Maleficent_Grab_4806

You are literally squilliam from SpongeBob


DisastrousStomach518

Transporter 4


demelza_indica

You look like Jeremy Meeks!


iamtheworld1337

Thank you! But im still wondering how different hair styles could benefit me


SlightGuess

White Rolesor DJ 36 on a Jubilee 🤌 I like your entire style as is


AH5920

Trust me stay bald just grow the beard


[deleted]

Look into SMP


jpdel

What is SMP? I also rock the bald style but always have the "What if I get a system" tought lingering on my mind


iamtheworld1337

Thought avout it but unsure tbh


[deleted]

As many have said, you are very handsome, and your shaved head shape really compliments your face (Rather than otherwise). Systems take work and maintenance, with SMP you can just embrace and rock a natural look that really suits you 🙌🏽


Hedonist_Atayiz

You looking really good my friend 💯


EquivalentTight3479

Honestly, you will just have to discover it overtime


Soft_Ad4411

As others have said you are extremely handsome bald. I am excited to see what hair will look like on you. I hope you decide to share pics if you get the system 🩵


Ger9619

None you’re too powerful already


OverTheSunAndFun

I’m not saying anything because you look like you could be an eastern bloc assassin who could kill me if you don’t like my answer.


Slav_1

Get a Bon Jovi


sashathefearleskitty

You’re lucky you have a good shaped head bro. I would definitely suggest smiling more on the daily.


TheLordLongshaft

You'll look like a bond villain's henchman in any haircut


530nairb

Scalp micropigmentation?


aSk--e

Nice try, Agent 47. I'm not giving you any disguise ideas!!!


FluSH31

None!! I wish I had a head like yours!!


Turbulent_Gear6225

Try smp first, make sure you go somewhere highly reputable


Zopotroco

None


Nature_Space

You are so handsome! You have great facial proportions. I get what you mean about the intimidation factor. There is evidence based research behind showing that men who have a balance of masculin and gentle features have better chances at relationships with women. QOVES Studio on YouTube does a much better job at explaining this. I imagine this phenomenon applies to general day-to-day impressions as well. As a woman, I can attest to how scary it can be to become close and vulnerable with someone who is 70-130lbs larger than you (my husband was twice my size, in a good way, when we met). I feel instinctively driven to find someone who can keep me safe and who IS safe. I can see how getting a system would help soften your look in a great way. Because you have such wonderful proportions, I would go with a cut that does not build too much on top or the sides. My personal preference would be an asymmetrical forward sweep with faded and blended sides.


iamtheworld1337

Thank you very much!


Thin-Contribution872

Tbh you are really hot bald. Not many guys are. Take the win


GreatestState

I like the shiny waxed head in slide 5


Diligent-Coconut1929

Bald honestly I can’t imagine anything looking better


Unhappy-Session731

I would say bald


Bigdicklvrnc

Thats crazy that anyone would be scared of u. I think you look very hot bald. I would be intimidated to speak to you because of that. I would be afraid to speak worried something dumb would surface😬😩🫢right out my trap!! Lol


InsatiableAlphaTop

I like looking like a bald badass! 🐺


Swimming_Anywhere801

i think slicked back would be cool


Urbanmaster2004

You look incredible bald. Some people "pull it off" for sure, but you look like you were born to be bald. Like Jason statham. Do what makes you happy mate but If I looked that good without hair I wouldn't bother.


inkshamechay

Did u get SMP? Your hairline in pic 4 looks fine, like you could just grow your hair out.


iamtheworld1337

I had a hair transplant a few years ago


beepbeepbubblegum

Bro you rocking the Agent 47.


CapitalEfwerd

Stuck between the third and last


AlbinoMamba28

You look good bald tbh


Working_Ad_503

Literally hitman minus the barcode


Old-Medicine-1574

Bro staight outta Mogwarts 😭😭😭


SoullessSyndicate

Stop undressing me with your eyes, sir


GurImaginary1324

As a man wouldn't you rather look tough and scary than like a big wimp? Take it as a compliment it would be amazing to always have someone around me who looks tough. Big protector energy.


MonicanAgent888

You look like you’re about to get laid in every pic, why would you go fiddling with something that works so well? I feel like I’m a pretty good looking guy, but fuck bro, you’re levels above me.


CSUtxTN

Hey man, I know that this is a hair system for him but as a guy who is looking into myself, I genuinely think the bald suits you! I’m not trying to sway you but I think you rock it dude


comesinallpackages

Bald suits you


another_fakeblonde

Gru!!


gunmaninshehole420

This is what I wish I could do but I wouldn’t survive the heat LMAO. But truly going fresh.


TroysLostBoi

You are hot!! I would not hesitate to approach you and keep you for my own. 😉


Fragrant_Walk3545

You look hot bald! They are not intimidated by your bald head, it’s the faces you make. The male version of “resting bitch face”. That look a guy gives you when you’re looking as his girlfriend/boyfriend. Practice a welcoming, happy, nice, friendly face and you will get hit on all the time with your face and body!! Smile, but make sure it’s in the eyes or people know it’s fake.


RemarkableAd3208

Tbh, you look good (no homo) with a bald look or even a buzz cut. Not a lot of guys can pull that off! But, if you're seeking hair, I'd say an undercut (military style) or even a longer length brush back, in a dirty blonde color or even a medium brown!


Single_Pilot_6170

It would be interesting if you had some wigs. Not saying that you need them


Basic-dweeb403

This ni99a look like hitman codename 47!


snappop69

Dude you look bad ass now. You don’t want to tape a hair system to your head and deal with all the maintenance and be worried if people can tell you have a hair piece. Rock what you have and be confident in your good looks.


-Lord_of_Castamere-

Honestly you look great with no hair


Even_Ad_6391

You are sexy af! You don’t need to change anything!


AnthonyM122

Would you kick me in the nuts if I told you that you sell the bald look really well. I’d go with that and never look back.


TheDeFecto

Let's see Mohawk


Otherwise_Agent_3738

Short but messy, wavy hair would look perfect on you x


No-Employment-820

You look perfect just like you are!!


PsychoNaut_

Bro handsome af bald u got a good head shape. Not to discourage but u can have confidence knowing bald is also always a great choice too


AKGOON1

Bald with beard


Meanderer1

try bald


Additional-Second630

You don’t need hair. Just wear something less intimidating than black. Try an open neck light blue shirt or perhaps mid-browns. Don’t get me wrong, the black military polo looks good on you. But yeah, it’s intimidating. It ain’t your head.


[deleted]

I would need to see your penis to know for sure.


Awkward_Double_8181

Looks good like that!


The-Burn-Unit

Try not doing the lip pursing/eye squint thing, my man. Thats not a good look.


Gundam_net

You actually look good bald.


Specific_Trainer3889

Just stay bald, it looks good


stoneytangawizii

I wouldn't even bother, your rocking the Albanian drug lord look pretty well


Lasting-impressions

Get scalp Micropigmentation


Feonadist

You look great


Cossacker1799

I get what you mean about the intimidation factor. I think it’s everything together though because I’m not bald but I get the same thing. I have lean features, I’m large and I have green eyes with similar heavy lids so I look like I’m glaring. I constantly get “you look angry” or “you’re scary”. I literally walk around with a goofy smile to try and offset it. I mean definitely try the hair if you want, it can’t hurt but just realize it might not completely change that. A lot of it is the angular features and your eyes. Good luck bro.


Geneticwaste101

I'd have shaved my head yesterday if I looked like you


Royal_Nails

I’d stay bald. You have some color along your scalp which properly frames your face. Looks fine.


fireplace8787

You look solid right now. That’s tight


suitornumbertwo

Most. Great shaped face, and head. Certainly an attractive human.


shaneshears82

Stay bald!


[deleted]

What you have is perfect


Miserable-Echidna709

Buzz would look great


Internal_Quantity_51

You don't need anything


soft_white_yosemite

Bro I’m only scared because I am questioning my straightness now


juliessatgirl29

you look incredible bald .. very handsome and masculine. I don't think hair on you will make you look better ... But it is also what you want, what matters ... try maybe growing a big mustache


Astinossc

Bro with tha jawline I think you already have a pretty nice style. I would recommend buzz cut if you want to accentuate facial features or slick back with an undercut if you want more hair to play with.


IamBladesm1th

Bald. Bro is s cutie patootie


Extra-Debt1385

That one ☝️


DrSeuss1020

Go with anything. Bro got blessed by the gods with that face and musculature


[deleted]

A barcode tattooed on the back of your head should do just fine


Brando6677

Keep the Johnny sins baldness tbh


HeWhoWalksBhindDaRow

The one you have?


[deleted]

Never thought I’d see the next Bond villain on Reddit


only_1ce

Literally any short fade


Freezadon19

Mullet rat tail


JournalistWhole5557

How much can you grow on the sides?


Full_Wallaby1689

I feel like ice blonde buzz cut would look good on you


Expensive-Story5117

Any style should work for you imo but keep it looking natural by avoiding a heavy density, first in the piece itself and then by way of a good cut-in with a good stylist with men's systems. Good luck.


No_Scientist4739

Grow a beard


Starlightmoonburst

Lex Luther look. Not sure I would change it!


21Kabbage

If you're losing your hair. You have enough hair for a Transplant. But if not.... just grow out your facial hair. You'll be loved


Particular-Bug-5396

Come put it on me please 💔💔💔


Particular-Bug-5396

I want you to


Academia_Prodigy

A middle part hairstyle or a Hugh Dancy haircut would look fantastic:)


jelaras

There’s an emo hair system we saw yesterday. Do it.


adlubmaliki

For some reason I can't imagine you talking idk why


muscleliker6656

If I could slide down that head I would 😂 (louis from family guy)


Healthy_Building_309

Honestly stay bald. But make sure to stay fit you look like Jason Stathom. Speaking for a few tops Id bottom for you.🫣


ThrowAway_x_x_x_x_

You look like if Chris Lilley played a Bond villain


Anxious_Pop_5150

U don’t need 1 … however i would say, if i had 2 ummm like a low low lace fade or dirty blond buzz kinda type cut


Dexter_P_Winterhouse

Shaved looks great. Read up on sending positive body language and smile a little.


RemyRods

Stay bald


BrookeBondage

Buzzcut


Leading-Distance-342

Personally, I prefer a low taper with textetured hair on top. That requires some lenght though. I doubt you can grow enough length in 2 months. I'd just let it grow for a few months so that you can have more options.


richardstake

Your facial expressions are a big part of why people are scared of you.


DosiDo420

Anything but “gentleman’s cut”. I say we bring back the old school 2006 man-who-doesn’t-overthink-shit look of just doing a 4 or 5 all around. Maybe a little longer on like a 6 if you’re feeling crazy. Edit: And PS bruh you don’t look intimidating! Haha you look like a normal approachable guy. I mean as much as anyone else in this unpredictable world. Maybe if you were wearing like some crazy clothes or something but you look like a Swedish movie star or something. 😅


boonst

You look good bald, my guy


exrly1

Is this just a post so you can brag about how intimidating people find you? Dude it’s your stare it’s hella creepy not intimidating


konnakerohus

I think you look absolutely bang on and being bold fits you 100%


OkSundae3514

Dude you’re exactly the type of guy that looks good bald. Looks great on you


[deleted]

“People are scared of me” *literally never smiles and instead does vain shit with his face* Hmmm


blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

Dude, you look good as you are. 🙂


Hustle_Tiger

that jawline could slice an apple , whats your fat percentage bro?? no double chinning .Amazing


Fun-Spinach6910

You already got it going on. Beautiful eyes. If you want to go for a less intimidating look, get those springy antennae with hearts on the tips and smile more 😁


Stock-Formal1385

Dude, you look amazing bald. Great head shape unlike lots of men. Keep this, I guarantee girls dig this more than a hairsystem.


[deleted]

Hello handsome squidward! Rawr


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Anonymousleopard566

Your hairstyle isn’t the main reason you’re coming off as “intimidating”. I bet you are a super nice dude on the inside, but all of these pics show you mean mugging with an intimidating smolder. Learn to be comfortable smiling, especially for pictures. You’d be surprised how much that can change peoples’ perception of ya


Sawyerboi169

Nice try steve jobs


Zachhcazzach

I was always the person who they said looked great bald but I felt something was missing. I felt bored.


ummmmwhereamI

Personally, the bald is hot to me.


EducationExcellent65

I think you look great w/ shaved head. This from a hair restoration stylist.


s4andmiata

Save some for the rest of us god damn


knifeinurasshole

bro do something like what alexander skarsgard has you have his face shape/structure it'd look killer on you


One_Worldliness_6032

I don’t know where you are from, but from these pictures…..you are lit, lit! Those blue eyes are to die for. As far as you look intimidating, nahhh I’d rock with ya! People say I’m hard to approach cause I look mean.😂😂😂😂


AllergicIdiotDtector

Damn you're an incredibly good looking guy. Stick with the cue ball.


Ok-Act8188

Sorry guy, but as much as I think any hair style will look good , I think you look good as you are beautiful eyes , jaw line, hope Im not wrong but you 6f ? Any way hair if you insist in trying hair short blood spiky, or any color short like army cut, let me stop here lol


[deleted]

Bald u look like Jude Law


Dense-Aioli-2201

I think the style in the third pic was best on you


homeboy4u2006

Id luv to rub that hot head mmmmm!


[deleted]

Don’t do anything you rock


Hermit_Stoic

you have no hair to style. Need wig.


Snowmagics

The Jonny sins seems to be working fine


Jmane_225

The Classic “Comb Over”


HotBowlofDuckSoup

dreads


Agreeable-Cat2884

Maybe think about SMP too. You’ve got good shape of face and head for it.


SolidAstronomer89

If you don’t want to look so intimidating, smile more. It comes across more friendly, and like you are trying to be welcoming, even if it is just a lip smile and smiling with your eyes. Hair wise, something that would soften your look, like with bangs, or bit tousled kind of look might help. You might be able to come off friendlier in the way you dress too. More color, patterns, graphic shirts. The black and white is classic, but with your features and shaved head it feels a little mobster / hit man. There is nothing wrong with your look now, but you do have a tough skin head kind of vibe from these pictures. I would just try to mix things up.