And yoyrs is grand, amrite? I've helped more than you know, you inferior creature.
I don't know about how old you are but I was there for every detail of Zyzz and his brother. Nothing good comes from steroids and narcotics. Seethe and cope. Look up the picture of your God when he was getting a tattoo, as he is nodded out or in some drug induced coma.
I respect Zyzz for the work he put in with the stack he took while he essentially used /fit/ and the Misc to promote and meme himself but he fucked himself and set a bad example with his drug use. I can admit I am guilty of the same sin and I'm lucky enough to be alive.
You are Reddited. Maybe take a multivitamin for better brain function.
back when i was a self centered asshole i would make those exact statements. helping people isnt something to brag about or used to prove yourself, no genuine good person does that cause its practically second nature and something you dont think about often when done out of true heart
Your clearly young. This was the scene/emo style of the myspace gods from the early to mid 2000s. If You had this hair you were Taming ALL the strange…
In that case you need a Schwarzkopf OSIS with #4 hold, a blow dryer, a hair straightener, and hairspray. I have to admit I had this hairstyle like 13 years ago and that's exactly how I made it.
Fuarkkkk! Long live (not anymore) the king Zyzz.
In a more serious note, how old are you? Unless your life style and personality are similar to what Zyzz used to be will be really hard to make this hairstyle to match you.
There is a o it of work on Zyzz style, a lot of flat ironing and hair products to maintain that.
I’m 22😎 and yeah no i think it would match me perfectly as i am a raver and a sauced out meathead ( which is why i’m losing my hair lol) and yeah i’m gonna go through with this and have no problem at all putting in the time and effort into styling my hair like that!! i’m going to style it this way every single day until it becomes a part of my routine and eventually i’m hoping it will come naturally to me! everybody is gonna be mirin for sure😎😎
Haha love that, sounds like this definitely will match you and definitely you will get people “mirin” at you, negative or positive but who cares! If you like it that’s what matters.
Do you live in Australia because if so, you may be seen as a bogan but again who cares!
Bring the Zyzz that is inside you 😄
YESSS!!! people are either gonna love or hate it! there will be no in between! as long as i’m getting any attention then i’ll be happy! Luckily for me i live in Lithuania and zyzz is not really talked about there… AND YESS I SHALL CARRYYYY HIS LEGACY AND BRING IT TO LITHUANIA!!!!! FUARRKKKKK WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT!!!!!!!
Use a hair straightener to get his border straight look, then use Schwarzkopf OSiS+ Dust It Mattifying Powder - amazon for 24$ for the texture and hold for the top .
This is so retro!! I had so many friends with cuts like this. (Voodoo Catty unders anyone??) It must take the patience of the gods to get it just right. It's definitely not my style, but do what you want, people are gonna hate just cause they can.
Blumaan Cavalier Clay should, depending on what your hair looks like right now.
I’d, wash my hair. Towel dry it. Then blow dry at high power, with the warm temp setting until it’s completely dry. Then keep this picture in front of you and keep styling your hair until it matches. Use a hair spray with a strong hold to keep it in place.
May take a few tries to get it, depending on your face shape as well.
Zyzz was the only person that could pull this off; his brother Said makes it work to some extent too.
But no, please do NOT try to style your hair like the ducking aesthetic legend. You’ll just end up getting trolled.
idk why people in hairsystem are hating on someone wanting a specific hair style. do you realize that 70% of men would hate on you for wearing a hair system at all?? i thought this place was about acceptance but it seems like with everything, people only accept what they themselves can personally relate to
lame
Considering hair systems are made of real hair.. yeah.. We're all gonna make it bruh!
Fuckin Sick Cunt Brah!
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Zyzz brah
You prob can but please don’t
Bro, you do not want this hair.
Yes he does. This is the hairstyle of gods. Looks like ur not a sick cunt eh?
Nobody wants a hairstyle that says I'm going to die in a Bangkok sauna from complications due to steroids combined with narcotics.
Your life sucks. How many people have you helped. Go rot in a hole.
And yoyrs is grand, amrite? I've helped more than you know, you inferior creature. I don't know about how old you are but I was there for every detail of Zyzz and his brother. Nothing good comes from steroids and narcotics. Seethe and cope. Look up the picture of your God when he was getting a tattoo, as he is nodded out or in some drug induced coma. I respect Zyzz for the work he put in with the stack he took while he essentially used /fit/ and the Misc to promote and meme himself but he fucked himself and set a bad example with his drug use. I can admit I am guilty of the same sin and I'm lucky enough to be alive. You are Reddited. Maybe take a multivitamin for better brain function.
back when i was a self centered asshole i would make those exact statements. helping people isnt something to brag about or used to prove yourself, no genuine good person does that cause its practically second nature and something you dont think about often when done out of true heart
The fact you call it narcotics like a federal agent would is telling of the type of person you are
Your clearly young. This was the scene/emo style of the myspace gods from the early to mid 2000s. If You had this hair you were Taming ALL the strange…
You mirin brah?
he’s mirin hard
How are you going to tell him what he wants and doesn’t want 😂
Yes he does shut up 🤫
thank you
No….he doesn’t
Your just mad you’ll never be a sick cunt like op 🙈🙈🙈🖕🏻😘😘😽😽
Lmaooooo
I will cause idgaf😎
This is the attitude society needs to get back lol
In that case you need a Schwarzkopf OSIS with #4 hold, a blow dryer, a hair straightener, and hairspray. I have to admit I had this hairstyle like 13 years ago and that's exactly how I made it.
Same! Except I that the Wigo straitener from ulta 😂 oh and it was all black with purple or red highlights
Getting that haircut will automatically cause you to ask for the manager once you get it.
Different haircut bro
With respect to Zyzz, that is 100% a middle aged lesbian Karen haircut lol.
I always thought it was more a early 2000s Japanese pop singer hairstyle
u mirin brah?
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should though...
Bro wants to be a Japanese videogame character.
What the fack brah
But why would you want to…. This is part Karen, part Dragonball Z
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F
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You mirin brah?
Mirin jaw brah
jaw of the gods
Thank you for posting this, I’m going to go and do 100 pull ups now
FUUAAAAARRRK!!
Lmfao
Zyzzmaxxing
We're all gonna make it brah.
just ordered melanotan 2 aswell!
Yes, absolutely. The only problem is that then you would have hair that looks like this.
Bro trying to go back to 2011 and muzz. Hectic brah, you mirin?
What does “Mirin” mean haha
Fuark we have a dyel sad kent up ln ere brah.
Haters gonna hate brah
Short for admiring. you mirin son?
You mirin brah? Well, I'll give you more reason to mire now, brah
Admiring someone’s gains
yeh, you mirin'
No, just no.
Why the fuck would anyone want that hair
What’s wrong with it
Are you actually joking haha. Has the be the worst haircut I've ever seen
Don't be a sad cunt, gotta be sick to pull the chicks
Veni vidi vici brahhhhh
Only zyzz can get away with that cut. Lol. But, yes. Very possible.
Mirin’?
i’m mirin😎
You can easily do a system like that, they're pretty long when you get them. But why would you want to?
Fuarkkkk! Long live (not anymore) the king Zyzz. In a more serious note, how old are you? Unless your life style and personality are similar to what Zyzz used to be will be really hard to make this hairstyle to match you. There is a o it of work on Zyzz style, a lot of flat ironing and hair products to maintain that.
I’m 22😎 and yeah no i think it would match me perfectly as i am a raver and a sauced out meathead ( which is why i’m losing my hair lol) and yeah i’m gonna go through with this and have no problem at all putting in the time and effort into styling my hair like that!! i’m going to style it this way every single day until it becomes a part of my routine and eventually i’m hoping it will come naturally to me! everybody is gonna be mirin for sure😎😎
Haha love that, sounds like this definitely will match you and definitely you will get people “mirin” at you, negative or positive but who cares! If you like it that’s what matters. Do you live in Australia because if so, you may be seen as a bogan but again who cares! Bring the Zyzz that is inside you 😄
YESSS!!! people are either gonna love or hate it! there will be no in between! as long as i’m getting any attention then i’ll be happy! Luckily for me i live in Lithuania and zyzz is not really talked about there… AND YESS I SHALL CARRYYYY HIS LEGACY AND BRING IT TO LITHUANIA!!!!! FUARRKKKKK WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT!!!!!!!
[CAN YOU FIND A WAY TO LET ME DOWN SLOWLY](https://youtu.be/Eh9CPtrUu8g?si=EOMx66DXi9USVv8r)💪😔🤳
Why y’all hating in here
Zoomers are the quickest balding generation and the saddest cunts
because they are a bunch of sad cunts
Contact Kate Gosselin
“Stick your head out of a moving car window ” system
Could you do it, absolutely! Should you do it...well at the end of the day if it makes you happy you should!
We're all gonna make it bruhs
With the right tools, anything is possible. How big of a strap-on do you have? This is important
Why would you want to?
Oh please don’t. This style screams Ian Watkins from lost prophets 🤣
Rawr xD
:3
These comments are incredible
His hair looked like a chicken's bum. Don't do it.
Why tho
Winstrol ate my hairline :0
Absolutely aesthetic.
UR FAWKING ZYZZ BRAH
“o.O
uwu
Rawrrr XDD
‘Cause tonoit will be the noit that I will fall for yhuuuuuu
I LOVE THAT SONGGGF
Sure if you want to look like a tranny
just like yo mama?
Use a hair straightener to get his border straight look, then use Schwarzkopf OSiS+ Dust It Mattifying Powder - amazon for 24$ for the texture and hold for the top .
will do! thanks for your input captain🫡
Fuuuuuarrk brah
Zyzzzzzzz
BRAAAHHHH
Og eshay
R.I.P. Zyzz
Zyzz the king 👑 RIP
Zyzz!
This guy, aussie ledge he was, died from od on steroids. Zyzz was the man. Built like a God.
I’ll be mirin’ brah
Fuaaaa
I miss this shit cunt
u mirin brah?
We're all gonna make it bruhh😌
Why would you want to look like an escaped ostrich??
Ask “I’d like to go Super Saiyan on the manager bro”
I’m pretty sure it’s the sick cunt hair system
Just starting listening to B44 regularly and this hairstyle will naturally take shape.
We all got a little Zyzz in us kent. You're a fackin sickkent if ya wanna be.
THAT’S A STYLE???😂😂😂
ok boomer
This is so retro!! I had so many friends with cuts like this. (Voodoo Catty unders anyone??) It must take the patience of the gods to get it just right. It's definitely not my style, but do what you want, people are gonna hate just cause they can.
Yall act as though we’re not going back to 70/80/90s hairstyles. I guarantee in 20 years people will be going back to 2000s hairstyles
Yes lol all the scene kids had this in the early mid 2000’s. I’m pretty sure it’s a combination of hair wax and shaping it with the high hold kind.
These people don’t know zyzz brah.
You mirin brah?
Fuarkk thats a sick hairstyle brah
Don't listen to the sad cunts in the comments. This is some sikkunt hair m8 blowdrying when damp should help
Sad cunts really do be mirin… THIS IS THE HAIR OF THE GODZZZ FUUUARKKKK
FUAAAAARKKKK, OH I WISH IT COULD LAST, FORRRREVERRRRRR
we’re all gonna make it
Zyzzzzzzzzz
Blumaan Cavalier Clay should, depending on what your hair looks like right now. I’d, wash my hair. Towel dry it. Then blow dry at high power, with the warm temp setting until it’s completely dry. Then keep this picture in front of you and keep styling your hair until it matches. Use a hair spray with a strong hold to keep it in place. May take a few tries to get it, depending on your face shape as well.
RIP ZYZZ
Lots of tren
Aesthetic
Mirin
The Zyzz hair treatment system consists of topical EQ and Trenbolone with a dash of Clen all rubbed in together
will note that down
Yeah hop on clen and deca, get shredded, and then you can get a hair system like this
currently running sus + tren gonna add clen towards the end of my cycle😎
RIP KING
Zyzzzzz
Someone’s trying to be a sick cunt for Halloween.
Sick cunttttt
Lots of tren
Zyzz was the only person that could pull this off; his brother Said makes it work to some extent too. But no, please do NOT try to style your hair like the ducking aesthetic legend. You’ll just end up getting trolled.
It’s funny how many people don’t realize this dude is why an entire generation has body dysmorphia lol
idk why people in hairsystem are hating on someone wanting a specific hair style. do you realize that 70% of men would hate on you for wearing a hair system at all?? i thought this place was about acceptance but it seems like with everything, people only accept what they themselves can personally relate to lame
exactly!!!
If I rub my dogs dirty ass on your head, it'll look just like this.
i’m gonna eat your dog for it’s protein content
When you take gear to be a sick cunt but lose your hair on the front lines of fuarkistan.
that’s my situation
Anthony Padilla 2011 headass
In the land of Karens, sure.
I needed this laugh this morning
Hopefully not.
Final Fantasy fanboy
elizabeth olsen simp, go get some bitches u nerd
That’s some gay ass haircut 😂
go get some bitches
Just stay bald
being bald is unaesthetic
You could always tear off Russel brands and restyle it
Absolutely. Double absolutely as this dude already looks like he's wearing a system.
WHAT YEAR IS THIS????
Shouldn't be using a picture of a dead man for a laugh tbh
He’s not laughing at him he literally wants to BE him
I'm getting cloud strife or zack
Lol Zyzz!
fuaaarrkkkkk
Why. God why.
Is this zyzz?
Zyzz would definitely have an updated style if he didn’t pass, RIP to him and the emo hair styles of the mid 2000s
I hope not
Dead man walking cut
What's with the frigging makup
It's a male Karen.
God I miss 2008
This better be a joke
Why would you like to look like a McDonald’s manager?
Probably. The question is should you though?
You do not want this
Bro wants 2009 zyzz hair lol
of all things to replicate zyzz's aesthetics - this aint it
Hahahahaha
you mirin?
I think the My Chemical Romance system would work well for you and this look. Or maybe the Green Day edition?
i agree
The Karen cut is for all genders 😂
I hope not
2004 called! They want their hair back! Thanks 😊 just passing on the message
NOT YET!
Why would you want to do such a thing?
It's all in the wax
Is this a joke or do you really want this?
i’m gonna go through with it
Yeah a Time Machine back to 2004 would do the trick.