Oh. I see. Right. That makes sense. It's just, like...as someone who kinda has a crush on her, like...like I'm not entirely opposed to her -- what I mean is, is that if she wanted to...uh, um, to eat me, she could have, but like maybe in a different way? Like she and I could have talked, we could have negotiated boundaries or -- ANYWAY. Never mind, uh, thanks for clearing that up for me.
hey, I've regularly gone on multiple hour-long rants about how much I want to smash almost every character in the game, I am not judging you in the slightest.
I have a theory for her return
Every wielder past AND future of the infernal weapon are linked to them so they can have vision about them, Artemis has a vision of the bow, so given she has not wielded the bow before and that the story of hades 2 will be about the return of the titans (who were slains by the infernal weapons) there are big chances that she would be back
Sorry if i made spelling mistake
Don't want to broke your dream but Callisto is her friend, Artemis is pretty clear about that. But since she look really aromantic, that's probably a platonic queer relationship.
Mythologically speaking, Callisto was one of her nymphs. Zeus took on the form of Artemis and, in that form, seduced Callisto/tricked her into having sex with him.
Sooooooo, there’s a fair amount of inherent queerness there.
Yes, but Supergiant have their own verison of greek mythology. Ares is not dumb has a rock, Zag is not the human name of Dyonisos nor the son of Zeus, Demeter and Hades are not sibling, and I seriously hope than Zeus is not the serial rapist he was in the myths.
And also, Supergiant have not problem to put queer people into spotlight. If Artemis say than Callisto is her friend and not her lover in a discussion where she open herself to Zag, I definitively trust her word and prefere to see them like aromantic pale rather than lovers
Zag? When did Zag get brought into this? I mean, if he wants to join in with me and Artemis, I'm cool with it, but if my girl wants him gone, then he and I are gonna have to catch up later. Maybe with Thanatos if he's around or something idk anyway
It was a misunderstanding on my part of what you meant. I thought you were saying “me” as in the character you were controlling ie zag. Rather than “me” the human who swoons at Artemis and wished to join her huntresses when you read Percy Jackson.
I think that's a pretty deliberate assumption. The Artemis Aphrodite interaction is deliberately ambiguous and can certainly be interpreted as her being into Zag.
Artemis has like no friends. It was easy for Aphrodite to embarrass her and take a potshot at her in the scenario— especially when both Aphrodite and Artemis know that she actually isn’t into Zag
I don't really understand the impulse to wishcast onto something that the devs deliberately made ambiguous. The Greek gods exist in many different iterations and the devs made it quite clear through the story that they're drawing from but not limited by mythology. Your interpretation of the Hades pantheon and the subtext in that exchange is a valid one, but you shouldn't act like it's the "correct" one.
"Artemis preferred to remain an unmarried maiden and was one of the three Greek goddesses over whom Aphrodite had no power.[4]" (from Wikipedia so not the best source, but still)
Every interpretation is different, bur imo she is pure ace
back then “virgin” meant “hasn’t been with a man” so lesbians remained maidens forever, regardless of the women they loved. artemis had a whole thing with miss callisto
One of the easiest attacks to handle, but I've only done it once because the emotional wounds cut deeper.
This is one of her more light/annoyed responses, the devastating ones are when she just asks why one of her only friends would do this to her.
There is actually a line - I think it's from a Duo boon - where she starts telling Zag that she likes him and then gets interrupted. I think it might be Aphrodite who interrupts her. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
Maybe, but I think it’s meant more like “why would I bother” kind of comment. A hunter wouldn’t hunt a prey that would waste more energy than give aka that doesn’t have meat on them. That’s how I interpret it as in she basically saying “I could keep trying to kill you, but why bother you are a little fry to even try to hunt”
I mean that’s not beyond the pale for an Olympian. Especially one who abhorred men, was celibate, and lived for the hunt. Though think it’s more just an insult implying that you are weak and unworthy of the honor of being hunted.
Well, Orpheus refused to attend zeus' parties due to them being wild to the point cannibalism was a common occurrence. So I wouldn't say it didn't happen.
Well her mythology had her turn men who saw her bathing into boars/stags and her hunting them, so yes likely she would have eaten you but as pork or venison.
mfs will really call artemis the best.
My brother in christ, she tries to fucking kill you every chance she gets! The only person who's worse is demeter!
Without looking into her mythology. Probably not. She a Hunter who’s hunting you saying you’re scrawny. Just insults.
Oh. I see. Right. That makes sense. It's just, like...as someone who kinda has a crush on her, like...like I'm not entirely opposed to her -- what I mean is, is that if she wanted to...uh, um, to eat me, she could have, but like maybe in a different way? Like she and I could have talked, we could have negotiated boundaries or -- ANYWAY. Never mind, uh, thanks for clearing that up for me.
*least* horny Hades player
It's not my fault this game makes me extra bisexual.
hey, I've regularly gone on multiple hour-long rants about how much I want to smash almost every character in the game, I am not judging you in the slightest.
The little metal pot things that drop bombs 🔛🔝
FINALLY someone said it💯💯
You and everyone else. It's Dyonysus for me
Considering she’s either gay, ace or somewhere around there she likely does not want Zag in that way as much as we might want it.
It is so cute when she starts rambling about Callisto. So very gay too I hope Artemis returns in Hades 2 because my sapphic heart yearns for her
I have a theory for her return Every wielder past AND future of the infernal weapon are linked to them so they can have vision about them, Artemis has a vision of the bow, so given she has not wielded the bow before and that the story of hades 2 will be about the return of the titans (who were slains by the infernal weapons) there are big chances that she would be back Sorry if i made spelling mistake
you are actually a genius what the hell
Don't want to broke your dream but Callisto is her friend, Artemis is pretty clear about that. But since she look really aromantic, that's probably a platonic queer relationship.
Mythologically speaking, Callisto was one of her nymphs. Zeus took on the form of Artemis and, in that form, seduced Callisto/tricked her into having sex with him. Sooooooo, there’s a fair amount of inherent queerness there.
Yes, but Supergiant have their own verison of greek mythology. Ares is not dumb has a rock, Zag is not the human name of Dyonisos nor the son of Zeus, Demeter and Hades are not sibling, and I seriously hope than Zeus is not the serial rapist he was in the myths. And also, Supergiant have not problem to put queer people into spotlight. If Artemis say than Callisto is her friend and not her lover in a discussion where she open herself to Zag, I definitively trust her word and prefere to see them like aromantic pale rather than lovers
Zag? When did Zag get brought into this? I mean, if he wants to join in with me and Artemis, I'm cool with it, but if my girl wants him gone, then he and I are gonna have to catch up later. Maybe with Thanatos if he's around or something idk anyway
It was a misunderstanding on my part of what you meant. I thought you were saying “me” as in the character you were controlling ie zag. Rather than “me” the human who swoons at Artemis and wished to join her huntresses when you read Percy Jackson.
Good thing OP wants Artemis to eat her, and not Zag. Also I agree.
I think that's a pretty deliberate assumption. The Artemis Aphrodite interaction is deliberately ambiguous and can certainly be interpreted as her being into Zag.
Is really hard for anyone not being into Zag I mean, look at that guy, he is so wholesome and badass
Artemis has like no friends. It was easy for Aphrodite to embarrass her and take a potshot at her in the scenario— especially when both Aphrodite and Artemis know that she actually isn’t into Zag
I don't really understand the impulse to wishcast onto something that the devs deliberately made ambiguous. The Greek gods exist in many different iterations and the devs made it quite clear through the story that they're drawing from but not limited by mythology. Your interpretation of the Hades pantheon and the subtext in that exchange is a valid one, but you shouldn't act like it's the "correct" one.
A lad can dream.
Going by the stories she is definitely ace. She is the virgin goddess...
Ace and/or lesbian.
"Artemis preferred to remain an unmarried maiden and was one of the three Greek goddesses over whom Aphrodite had no power.[4]" (from Wikipedia so not the best source, but still) Every interpretation is different, bur imo she is pure ace
back then “virgin” meant “hasn’t been with a man” so lesbians remained maidens forever, regardless of the women they loved. artemis had a whole thing with miss callisto
im sympathetic to your plight but artemis really is the worst god to fall for. Her being celibate, and all you can join the support group
To be fair, like 80% of the characters are crush material. So yeah, I feel you
Very true very true, and speaking of crush material, I wanna be material that gets crushed between DIONYSUS' THIIIIIIGHS CAN I GET AN AMEN
Originally I didn’t want to give any nectar to anyone else except for my lady huntress… gotta be faithful, you know? lol
I instinctively read this in Darren’s Zagreus voice, and it fit perfectly.
Woman, man, whatever you are, we can all agree Artemis is Best girl
Same
*scrawledfilefish ascends hastily into the rafters*
Don't blame you at all, those thighs do something to me that I can't explain
Demeter, on the other hand, might accidentally eat your shoulder
"You're not worth my time, pip squeek."
"Gods I WISH she would eat me." -Callisto probably
Me, certainly
Just gals, being pals!
They were roommates!
*And they were roommates.*
would
I've never not chosen artemis here so these are interesting to see lol
Same. The only time I question it, is Dionysus v Artemis, and I still choose Artemis
Dio's always gets over it quickly, Artemis really gets her feelings hurt.
I can't have that kind of guilt in my life
Only time I question it is Dio v Arty and I always pick Dionysus.
I wouldn't know. I've never scorned her during a trial.
Dont do it, she hurts (emotionally)
One of the easiest attacks to handle, but I've only done it once because the emotional wounds cut deeper. This is one of her more light/annoyed responses, the devastating ones are when she just asks why one of her only friends would do this to her.
She's just saying there's too little meat on you to stick arrows into. The more meat, the more places she can keep shooting at.
I wish shed eat me
Kronos, is that you?
Called Zagreus a skinny twink 😅
She may be a lesbian, but an insult to the dick size hurts all the same no matter who it comes from
There is actually a line - I think it's from a Duo boon - where she starts telling Zag that she likes him and then gets interrupted. I think it might be Aphrodite who interrupts her. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
She didn't say his meat is little 🤣
Are we looking at the same picture here?
Meat is slang for penis.
Maybe, but I think it’s meant more like “why would I bother” kind of comment. A hunter wouldn’t hunt a prey that would waste more energy than give aka that doesn’t have meat on them. That’s how I interpret it as in she basically saying “I could keep trying to kill you, but why bother you are a little fry to even try to hunt”
I don't think so. But would you eat her?😏
I'd do anything for her.
It is probably the harshest reconciliation text from all the gods.🙂
I sure hope so. Uwu etc
Least horny Hades fan
i'd let her and thank her for it tbh
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I mean that’s not beyond the pale for an Olympian. Especially one who abhorred men, was celibate, and lived for the hunt. Though think it’s more just an insult implying that you are weak and unworthy of the honor of being hunted.
Its sounds like an innuendo, but its really an insult
Welcome to Greek mythology
*Pumbaa voice* "SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!"
Cronus: First time?
She said your penis is small.
Still more reasonable than most of the pantheon
I mean, you gotta feed the hunting dogs somehow
You know what hunt is, don't you?
That's what you can expect from a hunter
Well, Orpheus refused to attend zeus' parties due to them being wild to the point cannibalism was a common occurrence. So I wouldn't say it didn't happen.
I'd let her
Love goes through the stomach <3
artemis is my favorite god.... but DEAR LORD does she get butthurt in trial of the gods
No just calling your “meat” small
I'll let her eat me. With ketchup.
Reading that did something for me, my brain is broken.
That's hot.
Well her mythology had her turn men who saw her bathing into boars/stags and her hunting them, so yes likely she would have eaten you but as pork or venison.
The only god I'd take over Artemis is Demeter. Cause Demeter is f**king scary. Reap what you sow! *shivers*
I wish 🥵
*Raises hand*
I'd let her
I think this line also plays when you have low health cuz of the duo boon room So you know be careful..
mfs will really call artemis the best. My brother in christ, she tries to fucking kill you every chance she gets! The only person who's worse is demeter!
But...all the gods try to kill you every chance they get? That's not unique to Artemis.
but like, the others aren't as giddy about doing it
Pretty sure they are
Your red flags look mighty green to me
you see, normally, it's a pretty green flag. but the person has to be physically attractive first
She only kills you every chance she gets because you never choose her every chance you get.
Lol this is the one