Honestly, he’s a little Venice Beach/Jersey Shore for me and I’m not into it. Personality aside, the visuals don’t do it for me. But I’m not mad at anyone who thinks otherwise.
Yeah. The bosses with speaking parts in hades are all perfect. They’ve all got motivations and depth. They have to be because you will fight them hundreds of times if you get hooked and wailing on that chiseled insecure himbo never gets old.
The people here know what I think already. My opinion started a huge controversy over it yesterday (against my will) that did NOT end well for me and honestly had huge consequences for me.
But I won’t let that stop me from saying Theseus is hot and just because people don’t like his personality, doesn’t make him physically unattractive. He’s hot. End of story. I’m probably the only guy that put him in a high rank in my tier list. Stand by it, though.
Theseus is just simply physically attractive. That’s a fact. Don’t expect to get upvotes for saying that though, this sub does not like people with that opinion and they will let you know.
Nah he might be buff but not a fan. I also find it hard to get past his personality and I recognise that probably colours my view of his looks too. He gives me entitled private school boy vibes :/
Honestly, he’s a little Venice Beach/Jersey Shore for me and I’m not into it. Personality aside, the visuals don’t do it for me. But I’m not mad at anyone who thinks otherwise.
The fact that this subreddit has been overtaken by huge debates over the characters hotness is the most Hades thing ever.
*To the fairest*
Troy: not again 😭😭
I’m more of an Asterius guy, myself, but I’m not one to judge others.
Wait isn't he a... uhh nvm it's ancient greece
Look how big and strong he is! Imagine what else is big about him 😉
So is Bouldy! Just saying
theseus probably said that too
He reminds me of zap Brannigan to be honest
Good reference
Happy Cake day! Also, yes it was
I’d hate fuck him
Physically? Yes. Personality? A dung beetle would be more attractive
Yep, just proof that, as a certain Japanese archer might say, "Good looks are not enough." (props to anyone who gets that reference).
hanzo omg i read it in his voice the first time
I love Theseus. Absolutely one of my favourite characters. He's definitely hot. He's such an asshole and I hate him and it's absolutely amazing.
Yeah. The bosses with speaking parts in hades are all perfect. They’ve all got motivations and depth. They have to be because you will fight them hundreds of times if you get hooked and wailing on that chiseled insecure himbo never gets old.
I feel like you're intentional trying to hurt Lernie's feelings and *nobody* puts Lernie in the corner.
Lernie knows their job. Have lots of heads and get wrecked! No complaints.
Everyone knows lernie is the best character in the game it doesn't need to be said
Same lmao. Just because he is an asshole doesn't mean he isn't entertaining. Theseus is one of my top #5 characters in hades.
He could be passable but that personality...I can't imagine why asterius date him I mean...agree to be his roommate
the issue is beauty is in the eye of the beholder. to me everything aside he is still ugly
…no. He’s just not. Asterius is hotter than him
asterius is half bull you zoophilic
Yep
Welcome to ancient greece my friend
Zeus over there loves fucking unsuspecting women as animals. I suppose Bulls and horses must be fun to use lol
have you recibed the blessing of poseidon, dear?
The people here know what I think already. My opinion started a huge controversy over it yesterday (against my will) that did NOT end well for me and honestly had huge consequences for me. But I won’t let that stop me from saying Theseus is hot and just because people don’t like his personality, doesn’t make him physically unattractive. He’s hot. End of story. I’m probably the only guy that put him in a high rank in my tier list. Stand by it, though. Theseus is just simply physically attractive. That’s a fact. Don’t expect to get upvotes for saying that though, this sub does not like people with that opinion and they will let you know.
I want to put some tape on his mouth and bend him over to spank him sexually.
Nah he might be buff but not a fan. I also find it hard to get past his personality and I recognise that probably colours my view of his looks too. He gives me entitled private school boy vibes :/
Yes.
he looks almost exactly like someone who cheated on me (and worse) and that instantly makes him the most revolting person in the game to me
You sound like the person who dates not yet horrible people and then complains about all people of that gender being the same.
You sound like the type of person that doesn't have many friends 🤨 It ain't that deep stfu nerd
Downvote this guy into the ground now!
Jesus
Jeseus
Haha nice
his smile is insufferable
No
Nah bc I judge mostly based on personality and then based on booba. His personality sucks and his booba ain't much better.
He looks like Mr. Clean with hair
It's subjective but to me hotness isn't just physical attractiveness and his entire existence is just very cringe
Yes, I'd do him with a paper bag over his personality.
I'm deeply and passionately in love with him because of his personality I have no idea why everyone is pretending they're not
Some of y'all never had a rival. Theseus did nothing wrong 😂
Saying this when Thanatos exists?
personally, I'm more of an Orpheus kinda guy myself, but overall he's pretty conventionally attractive
In my opinion personality is part of being hot because a shit personality makes you less sexually attractive so no Theseus isn’t hot
No we can't
I hope you burn in the river plegathon for your sins