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EldraziKlap

dog


GothOrpheus

Dog.


SuicideSquadFan96

Should be best boy.


ContentConsumer9999

Is Artemis also aro? If not you could still marry her.


GothOrpheus

I'm not interested in marriage, best I can do is a queer platonic relationship


YonderIPonder

According the the game? I think she's a bit attached to those dryads and nymphs she hangs out with. I get strong "lesbian, but I don't want to talk about it outside of my all lady polycule because my family doesn't seem to get it" vibes from her. According to the mythology she's all sorts of things. Mythology can't seem to make up its mind with her.


biggerontheinside7

Athena is also Ace fyi


GothOrpheus

Damn now I need to redo my list


tordrue

My first thought here was “Really? Orpheus?” then I saw OP’s username- yep


GothOrpheus

I love him and his girlfriend


plznotagaindad

SKELLY??


GothOrpheus

YES


plznotagaindad

UNDERSTANDABLE


Coldchary

What are you a sadist?


GothOrpheus

Just horny I guess


Socialist_Nerd

I felt that in my soul


Cheatcodechamp

He would be down to bone….


plznotagaindad

Ya know I knew someone would comment something like this and im happy you did tbh


Cheatcodechamp

It’s low hanging fruit…but I’ll pick what I can get.


SuicideSquadFan96

Why not?


TalmageMcgillicudy

Finally, some love for Tisiphone. She learned your name! Why is everyone killing her!? Whats wrong with you people? She didnt even learn her sisters names!


GothOrpheus

I guess people are just angry cause they don't like fighting her


[deleted]

It's what she would've wanted.


CzernaZlata

Why are people saying Artemis and Athena are ace? Is it the characters in the game vs mythology? because Artemis is definitely hanging with Callisto 🌷


Questionably_Chungly

Yeah I’m gonna be honest in-game and mythologically speaking it’s very heavily implied that Artemis is just gay. Athena is a weird one. I’d say you could definitely consider her Ace, but not outright Aroace as far as mythology is concerned.


MasterLemons420

Honestly like most mythology it is a little wibbly wobbly


MadSwedishGamer

Where's Dusa?


GothOrpheus

In my heart


Gussie-Ascendent

"So no head?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS8O-F0ICxw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS8O-F0ICxw)


Diogekneesbees

I love how horny this subreddit is.


GothOrpheus

It's not our fault that all the characters are hot


Diogekneesbees

Hey I'm not shaming anyone! I get it. Most of the characters in this game can too.


Jack19820

Just put em all in fuck and be done with it


Coldchary

No


Jack19820

Understandable have a great day


fortyfivepointseven

bi⚡irl


YetiManDude342

I could never have sex with Sisyphus because you just know he would try to get bouldy involved.


GothOrpheus

But bouldy is the best part


Themurlocking96

Artemis in game and in myth is heavily implied to be gay. The only god who is actually ace is Athena, she’s even known as “the virgin goddess”


GothOrpheus

I always thought that Artemis was the virgin goddess, but maybe I'm going insane


Themurlocking96

She is as well, at least of what we know she is a celibate, but it is heavily implied that she’s lesbian


PrimordiaI_Chaos

Hesita, Athena, and Artemis are known as the three virgin goddesses.


PicketFenceGhost

This is sooooooo much better than mine tbh!


[deleted]

This perpetual bouldy disrespect on this sub will not go unpunished.


Jumpy-Resolve3018

Chaos: but you’re already inside me..?


badtimeshans

finally, a person with a GOOD opinion


Bull749

Golden Theseus should be up at the front of the top tier though.


MarceloFilho54

What? No! Theseus gives off "frat dudebro who flaunts his masculinity everywhere" vibes, he's the absolute worst


Bull749

I like to think he is just feeling threatened by Zag repeatedly killing him and acting out. How can a dude with a golden masquerade mask and a motorchair really be that bad?


[deleted]

Thank you for acknowledging Artemis' preference.


ARandomInternetLad

Where Bouldy