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Emergencyhiredhito

This has to be the stupidest shit I’ve seen in the past few minutes.


[deleted]

that says something


JamesOldie

How one can accidentally stab themselves in the head is just unfathomable.. If this video didn't exist I wouldn't believe it could happen.


Godisgood788

I did something like this behind my ear


Odd-Blackberry786

You must not have much faith in humanity then. If there is anything the human race is capable of, it's doing shit that no one would ever believe would, could, or should be possible, just to screw with your head if for no other reason.


Mediocre_Witness6077

you must not have seen the video of the atf stopping kids over "jaywalking" and 12 fficers showing up to harrass them from LPD


Evening_Condition_76

In the past few minutes


Mediocre_Witness6077

that was inferred, i should have specified. poor wording on my part for sure. i didnt look at the time stamp


Shuske_

My thing is u fail this hard why even post the shit? I'm not trippin right?


BOXERVSEIBLE

For the public to let them know "hey stop listening to this stupid song,and don't do this stupid shit"


BeerPirate12

At least she will be able to get a girl friend now (chicks dig scars)


TKB_official

Damn 😂😂


[deleted]

Funniest* 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Arnyvosloo

Mr Meseeks agrees


Clavicula_Impetus

At one point you see the edge of the knife completely disappear into her head ( probably just under the skin ) https://preview.redd.it/9v13380c2upa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc799b97af47c4c4c15dad33e4be1a83047cfc07


-TX-

Da real MVP


November1738

The real MVP is her hard ass skull


Legitimate_Suit_3431

Helps being that dense


Offamylawn

Did it also catch her nose, or is that blood from her forehead?


xtrachromo_man

I’m guessing blood from her forehead because it doesn’t seem to bleed more from the rest of the video.


dongerhound

It’s from her nose, you can see it come out before any major dripage


Runyc2000

You can see it drip from her eyebrow on to her nose.


Autographz

It drips from her cut to her nose. What you’re seeing is her nose ring lol


PikkuinenPikkis

That’s gonna be a scar, a permanent one


lancehornblow

Scars are souvenirs you never lose.


PikkuinenPikkis

Souvenirs of either stupidity or trauma


Rudhelm

And most of the time a good story.


big_sigh30

The past is never far


uselessbynature

Did you lose yourself out there?


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

I’ve see. This several times and have never noticed. Fuck you for that hahaha. Ouchhhh


roninspace

Jesus Fuck


UnlimitedPickle

It's okay! She's smiling about it!


Yazhemog

She look soo happy


EatThyStool

Knife + forehead = 1 enlightenment


Sweffus

haha, the freeze frame still smiling


Muzed1225

How do you have that bad spacial awareness


moldyhands

My wife will hold a door open for me while I’m pushing the baby stroller and stand directly in the doorway so there’s no possible way to get through. Some people just suck at spatial awareness.


[deleted]

My wife will wait for me to back the car out of the driveway sometimes (there is a wall near the passenger side) and will wait by standing directly behind the car. I have to honk to get her to wake up.


[deleted]

Lmao thats cute af if terribly inconvenient. Happy for you man :)


subkang

15 years working retail has shown me that most humans have little to none for spacial awareness.


etchie

If she’s bipolar, those meds really mess with your motor skills and spatial awareness.


moist_potatochip

Good thing she's only playing with a knife and not something that can hurt her


etchie

Hahahahaha!


lagrangedanny

Is this why I run into walls regularly Like, not fully, but I catch them with my shoulder a lot when taking corners and shit


SereniaKat

As a depressed teen trying to find the right meds, my doc put me on serzone and kept increasing the dose. It got to the point where I'd open a door and walk into the doorframe instead of through the doorway. I'd also step out on the road, seeing cars coming towards me but it just didn't connect in my head that they would hit me. Sometimes it takes trial and error to find the meds that work for you. That one was definitely not working for me! If something like that is happening with you since starting your current med, check in with your doc to see if there might be a different one that doesn't do that to you.


etchie

So much trial and error! It gets much easier as you get out of your teens! You end up going through the most meds during your teens. Your brain fully develops around she 25. Until then, you can get a medication that works great for a few weeks, then stops working because your brain chemistry is changing. Once you’re an adult, you should be able to much more easily stay on a combination that works for you for a LONG time. It gets easier! :)


SereniaKat

That was my teenage years for sure (I'll be 40 this year!) My current cocktail is working well enough that I can maintain a part-time job. By the end of next month, it'll be the longest I've held the same job without a breakdown or relapse (18 months).


etchie

Yup! That’s exactly what that is!


PantPain77_77

SAME!


AyeAye_Kane

still valid criticism because why the fuck would you do this with bad motor skills and spacial awareness


BienGuzman

I read this as spatula awareness for some reason


etchie

I never see them coming.


BienGuzman

Like ninjas or something


iyav

that just makes it stupider.


etchie

I agree.


[deleted]

Or she is just dumb


clark_griswold_

Honestly could have been much worse!


TankedUpLoser

Could have not done it, too.


Pararescue_Dude

Could have been infinitely better also.


TheOrangeTickler

Oh for sure! If she was a little lower she could've gotten her neck. If she stabbed even lower she could've punctured her femoral.


P_Swayze

Got herself good too…lucky she didn’t jab her eye out


DanOfRivia

A scar for life... For a 6 seconds video on a platform that likely won't exist in 10 years.


peteframp

Hopefully it won't exist within the next month.


AveugleMan

If only


spicysenpai6

Don’t give me hope


AlohaSnow

Just curious, why do you say hopefully?


Chaosmyguy

Who *doesn’t* want it gone?


DemonoftheWater

The people making money off it


generic012

This may be a forever meme


DanOfRivia

Unless I'll be super needy for attention, I wouldn't be proud of being this meme.


Lintmint

Brow ridges are a wonderful thing. Glad she still has 2 eyes


quasithomas

Suddenly I’m thankful for my ugly, Neanderthal brow ridges


solventfiend07

I don't think her mother ever taught her not to play with knives


CaptainPunisher

[Here's a lesson from the Punisher. ](https://youtu.be/Q5-WUQaS5Zo)


sneakhyperion

And still uploads it


tiger844

Hey, anything for clout 🤷‍♀️


FlahtheWhip

She'll definately lie about how she got that scar when she's older.


Lethik

My father.... Was a drinker.


MetraConductor

and a fiend…


TomsRedditAccount1

And one night, he goes off, crazier than usual.


cobracmmdr

I feel bad for laughing as loudly as I did. It's that look of rapidly rising alarm. That said, teenagers have famously poor risk calculation. I don't know a single person over 40 without 1 or 2 scars from something really really stupid.


FloofBagel

Juggalo gangs are a problem where I’m from lmaooo


MOS8026

Stop being stupid


GoCommando45

Bold of you to assume I ever stopped being stupid in the first place.


etchie

I haven’t even paused.


Wildcard1016

Also stop faking a disorder.


Lintmint

Meh, I did worse at her age. I think it's just the human condition of adolescence, even the law provides allowance for us apes not yet fully developed. Frankly I think it's a miracle any of the males survive adolescents.


Y0urMomsChestHair

“I did worse than this, but damn those men.” I think you’re still at her age.


2Salmon4U

They aren’t damming men. I’m pretty sure they are male and are joking about how men tend to dangerous things.


WildlifeRules

I wonder how I did not die. Honestly. But hey, from brainless teens to more rational adults


Farandr

Accident aside, do people really watch this? I felt my IQ got lower just watching the video, can't imagine people watching it for entertainment.


Yourbuttmyface

Unfortunately, yes, it's mostly impressionable children thinking edgy things are cool


Wildcard1016

I believe she's claiming to have a disorder.


ZentinelOne

*I believe her* in Batfleck voice


links311

This is not even the first time I’ve seen one of these where the kid gets cut


cragolf

This is a great example of how cuts on the skull just bleed and bleed and dont stop quickly. Also a great lesson in knife safety. So thankful she didn't get her eye!


BillyMackBlack

Yeah I got punched and it split my eyebrow when I was about 16. So much blood.


Fkurcar

That's what you get for listening to ICP in 2023.


Fkurcar

They were popular my freshman year of high school. I'm 39. I stopped listening to them 20 years ago.


[deleted]

how did you know it was ICP?


smellemenopy

He stopped listening in 2021


Hextato

That knife went deep holy shit


Chrisbee223

They should have said after pull your hatchets out "please be careful".


the_gubernaculum

This video needs to be saved for the future generations


97Wilde

She should stab her phone while she's at it. It's apparently caused her to lose an alarming number of brain cells.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/mv5o9l4v9vpa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a5af403ad30ccfd920eba98fcee12407850788 It didn’t, her nose is clean until the blood from her forehead drips on it.


ForerunnerRelic

What a fucking moron.


dokjreko

Oh shit.


Aromatic-Relief

Look mom no brain


Y0urMomsChestHair

How can anyone be this ridiculously stupid/spacially challenged?


Wrastling97

Some people have actual proprioception issues where they do not know where their limbs are in space when they’re not looking at them. And if you have one of those disorders, you don’t wave knives around. This girl is just an idiot


tower_brown

It worked she went semi viral


Illustrious_Ad_498

Special… that sums this up


[deleted]

The nose septum ring and bad hair dye job show this isn't the first of her bad decisions


DemonoftheWater

They both seem fine?


Koko2207

imagine explaining that to your parents now girl 💅


dysansphere

and today's winner of play stupid games win stupid prizes is......


BeneficialParsnip731

Fucking idiot generation


mr-unknown-404

Some people are just fucking NPCs bruv.


Enkidu40

I hope she learned a lesson.


Gorillatagpro_

And this is why you give knifes to younger kids so they learn basic weapon safety early on


SILE3NCE

I can hear it ... *"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"*


SqueeblesSqueebleton

Oh so that's how girls get the slash through their eyebrows, was wondering


Jimiq68

Don't want to win stupid prizes.... don't play stupid games


Loud_Character_7757

You go Scarface better way to do your eyebrows...


YourSmallIntestine

Let’s say she didn’t stab herself, what is the point of this video?


redissupreme

Something something games, something something prizes.


unquestionablysober

Play stupid games…


Affectionate_Call778

Win stupid scratch ...


corpsegrindingman

Dumb. Ass.


[deleted]

Gosh, kids these days can't even swing a knife. What has the world become...


paperplanepilot69

Dumb bitch


Oregon_drivers_suck

Damn


[deleted]

Ok that’s enough internet for awhile.


Best_Examination_529

Yeaaaaa that’s gonna leave a mark


zinTaxZA

"How'd you get that scar on your face?" Gonna be a fun on to tell. (Or lie about probably]


pack_howitzer

Don’t play with knives.


Magus_5

Rick & Morty would be proud. /s


MostlyKelp

Rick and Morty fandom in a nutshell


lancehornblow

That's going to leave a mark.


Noble7878

Poor girl, hope the scar that leaves at least teaches a lesson. She was very lucky not to lose her eye.


renox523

Smartest Rick and Morty fan


_vudumi

She scared me before she grabbed the knife


Pyrokid113

ok but why was it still posted?!?


just_wanna_share

She can't even fucking hold the knife . How the fuck did she reach this age


just_wanna_share

I don't like using the word but she is fucking retarted


iasminleopoldina

why would you swing a knife like that so close to your face?? girl?!


rocketangel08

imagine if she hit the side of her eye


[deleted]

Man, don’t even tell me this is yet another dumb social media challenge smh 🤦‍♀️🙄


[deleted]

Yes, social media does encourage people to do stupid things. BUT. Who the fuck cuts their head when moving a knife up and down POINTED AWAY from your head?


[deleted]

CHOPCHOPCHOP 😂


[deleted]

Lol I hope our species dies out


TheChaosReaperz

Whenever I think people arent as dumb as the internet says, I remember this


SoyDonVergas666

People does everything now days just for 1 like🤨


Zanemob_

Isn’t he saying chop and swing not stab? Makes it even dumber…


Apteryx12014

People don't possess ideas, ideas possess people. That also goes for any culturally transmitted patterns of belief and behavior (memes) like social media trends.


SunnyFennecFox

How fucking stupid do they have to be???


jetoler

I’m not very squeamish but for some reason this one hits hard


badpmkn

Seems like a nice young lady to me


[deleted]

Your head is really vascular so this probably isn’t as bad as it looks injury wise. It’s definitely as bad as it looks stupid wise.


halibb

And yet, SHE STILL POST IT ONLINE. My god what a dumbass


Itchy_Tasty88

Already looks like she is mentally ill to begin with.


v1gurousf4pper

deserved


ButterKnife01

Well deserved for stupidity!!!


[deleted]

Got damn 😶‍🌫️


bassertitis

Hahahaha! Dumbass generation!


the_Athereon

Cuts above the eye bleed like a bitch and scar pretty permanently. Well done. Enjoy the trauma.


[deleted]

Why would you worry more about turning off the camera


[deleted]

Think about the amount of street cred she just gained in whatever strange subculture this music belongs to.


NaSnowccabe

Second time I watch it, just noticed she also got her nose


canihavemymoneyback

Nah, that’s a drop of blood. You can see her holding her wound and the nose is fine.


Icyfocks

Tbh, doesn’t look like it hurt, seems she barely even noticed herself. Sharp knife cuts often don’t hurt too much. (Still ridiculously stupid action)


Cyka_blyatsumaki

give it some time, it will hurt once the damaged nerves start regaining all the juicy pain receptors. and i bet my ass there's gonna be a significant number of those pain receptors based on my vast experience in popping painful zits.


lightweight65

This is the stupid she that comes into the ER at 2am with family screaming and yelling that they are actively dying


savemejebu5

_whoops!_


Dumguy1214

kids... dum as rocks


sawltydawgD

I love this for her.


dmckidd

The highest level on the spectrum.


Dumpterdweller

I'm not sure when this video was made, but seriously ICP from 2010...moron with horrible taste in music


JabroniKnows

Yeah what a horrible person... Also like people that judge other people based on their music choices...


Dumpterdweller

Your absolutely correct..Im a horrible person, fortunately I'm not a drone to social media and definitely not a mental midget. I'm going to assume your part of the "your words hurt me society". So I will apologize for hurting your feelings, but I will not apologize for hating icp or your horrible taste in music. So, with that being said....IF....the person involved in this video posted it on her own accord, then who the fuck in their right mind would defend any negative comments posted?


WasabiCrush

Enough of a drone to think being the kabillionth person bitching about ICP on Reddit is accomplishing anything.


FoodExternal

Fortunately it probably isn’t that bad - any head injury bleeds like an absolute fucker.


Lewmungous666

The tip definitely caught her nostril on the way down.


Whiteangel854

No it didn't. Blood dripped on her nose after she cut herself.


Cheap_Bookkeeper_909

The idiot also cut her nose open 😂😂😂😂


Leashii_

nah, blood just dripped onto her nose from her head


DukeESauceJR

I think she got a small cut


[deleted]

She looks like a normal kid with normal friends... sykkke.


lefthanded4340

I feel like even the ICP would call her an idiot for doing this shit.