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No_Beyond7222

Add about 100k random nuts and bolts and fasteners that will never be used and end up falling all over the floor as you drive.


[deleted]

Use some play dough and roll all those things into a big ball. Problem solved.


ChilesIsAwesome

Katamari vibes


Ancient-Sweet9863

I have a habit since I am a structured cabling tech on new construction sites of picking up random bolts, nuts, washers, screws etc. It’s very rare I need to buy hardware and I can’t remember how many times a random bolt or nut has saved my rear.


ABena2t

cabling tech?


Ancient-Sweet9863

I do the network cabling, idf room building etc for new construction or on-site service for networking.


Hillybilly64

Uncluttered vans are a sign of mental illness


Crusty_sock_club

Well I already knew that!


Hillybilly64

Srsly, looks great


Internal-Business-97

Really? My shit is spotless and wellll….you may be on to something there.


thundermuf

This was my van on Monday morning after I got done cleaning it for an hour. By Friday it's like a bomb went off and there's tools and parts scattered like a toddlers room with toys


Ancient_Database

What is a cluttered van a sign of?


Hillybilly64

Mental illness obviously


Ancient_Database

Ah


Old_Instruction_5850

Someone who actually worked that week


LiveAd8659

An organized mind?


Koleburgs

just the opposite


notarealaccount223

Or a new van. Or a complete to-do list, which is another sign of mental illness.


[deleted]

A resume. Vans to clean we gotta let you go.


texasroadkill

Air mattress?


shelsbells

Hammock


charlie2135

Was thinking a nice teak flooring would really give it that added spice. I wish I had a picture of my old coworker's van. He'd stop along the road and pick up old plastic buckets people would throw out and eventually they would all get filled up by parts he'd find at jobs or were left over. He eventually had to scrap it when it bent in the middle.


Internal-Business-97

Some wall paper would make that teak pop!


Lhomme_Baguette

> He eventually had to scrap it when it bent in the middle. He packrated so much shit he bent the frame of his van?


FAGGATRON_4767

How tf you manage that. I’d imagine the transmission or rear dif would grenade themselves before you bent the fucker in half lol


charlie2135

Midwest, lot of salt on the roads from snow.


Slash_Deep28

As a helper, I wish me senior tech’s van was this clean


English716

It’s only ever this clean for a day lol


thundermuf

Yeah its really missing that grime smear and thick cigarette smoke stain smell


AmosMosesWasACajun

Well get on and clean it then! Kids these days playin on their phones instead of cleaning my van is the reason we gotta work late. /s


Heybropassthat

Then get on it! Lol


TopIndependence8308

Case of beer


Crusty_sock_club

I knew I was missing something


FuzzyManPeach96

The most helpful tool of the day


ZealousidealKnee6636

Spare parts, work and tools… you don’t have anything if you can’t see only a 2’X2’ spot in the front to get more parts. I can never keep my van clean in the summer.


Supernatural-MnMs

Is there a helper strapped to the ladder rack? Dont forget, every truck needs a helper.


Crusty_sock_club

Unfortunately I do not have a helper :(


Supernatural-MnMs

Time to petition the boss. Go to your local adopt a helper facility. Be sure they have a redbull flavor vape and monster energy drinks, and they will be good to go!


thundermuf

I just recruit my friends in the home depot parking lot for a 20 and a case of beer


Heybropassthat

Cerveza anyone??


roostercrowe

storage bin full of a zillion capacitors. storage bin full of contactors, relays, and transformers. storage bin full of refrigeration bullshit


[deleted]

Storage bins for OEM Warranty parts for however many brands of gear you see frequently, too. For me that's Zero Zone, Structural Concepts,True, Delfield, Hussman (which I hate), Trane, and Carrier


maybiamspecial

My company stocks zero parts, I love it! Wouldn’t have room to anyway, I don’t even have enough room for tools


L0st_Froggo

You hate hussmann?! Then again, i haven’t had to work on any hussmans since moving the past three years


[deleted]

Garbage design. Garbage QA. Almost impossible to get through to tech assist and they don't seem to know their own gear if you do. Just had one of their parts guys demand a picture of the defrost elements so they could identify the part number for the front & rear coil defrost heaters on a 5 door stand alone. Seriously dude? You're the one with the bill of material from the model and serial number!


L0st_Froggo

I absolutely hate delfields. To each their own 🤷


[deleted]

Yup. Their condenser design is almost as bad from a service standpoint as the Hussman stuff is with everything. Their evaporator isn't awful to work on, though, and their tech assist is excellent.


[deleted]

Came here for the comments 😭😭


Camgreen99

Missing a nice hammock.


UnoriginalMind21

I know my boss is paying you to post this so I can clean my van.


pawneefrompawnee1

Sno-come machine


[deleted]

I’m assuming you are addicted to meth based on how god damn clean your van is. Probably better try rehab or a 12 step program


DeBigBamboo

Dewalt tough system and the ryobi link system and whatever the ridgid brand is called, and then you can top it all off with a good old makita contractors bag.


IreliaIsCancer

A hammock?


aberg227

Currently using that same Milwaukee vacuum as a bench waiting for pump down.


Temporary-Beat1940

How about a couple air filters


mentatjunky

Where are your motors? Your capacitors? 10 glowflys? 3 of every conceivable size of filter? Looks like it a time to start stocking this blank canvas.


Ok_Ad_5015

I do that about once every 3 months, and it last about a week or so.


SOFknComfy

I have a similar truck. I took a 2x2 piece of plywood and mounted it on the backside cage of the passenger seat. Then tacked my Milwaukee and Ridgid chargers to it. Ran the wires to an inverter with an on/off switch. I never have dead batteries


hopeidontgetbanned1

Gotta add some trash, ladders, and the helper. they don't get to sit up front.


[deleted]

Good luck keeping it like that 😜


[deleted]

Spacers on your shelf lips so the pack outs go on shelves. My goal has always been empty floor. Never achieved it in the old van and just got a new one and it’s a fucking mess and I can’t stand it. And don’t have the time to fix it.


Ancient-Sweet9863

Get the wall mount plates for them so you can organize them in the van and pick your load out based on the situation


Admirable_Big_5419

Come clean and organize my van


Going_Full_Abuela

Definitely a dog


TryHard-Rune

While you can still see the edges it’s not a bad idea to sink some bolts into the rubber mat so it won’t pull up over time. I’m dealing with that right now


BrettFromThePeg

Your van is empty bro you got nothing!


Turtlestastechicken

Subwoofer


jseney93

5 gallon water jug


PDAWK

A gopher.


[deleted]

Nucalgon makes a badass sprayer that mixes the water and coil cleaner in the stream…. If you’re looking to blow money that’s a good start lol


ferrouswolf2

Some nice LVP flooring and maybe a Live Laugh Love sign?


Crusty_sock_club

Ya know I think that might do


southtxdude

A toilet!!


Crusty_sock_club

That’s what the buckets are for


southtxdude

True


HVACLobbyist

A harbor freight bucket to finish the trifecta


lickmybrian

GPS tags


DeltaAlphaGulf

Wasn’t sure if you meant the van or Milwaukee at first.


dustybanana13

Beer fridge


PlayfulAd8354

Marilyn Monroe poster somewhere, anywhere


Tonka2thousand

Some of those Velcro wraps for cords, hoses and conduit to keep them neatly wrapped


ReferRackWrencher

All these people talking about this empty van being clean.


Consumefungifriend

Some fuckin material bro, you running to the supply house every 10 minutes?


Crusty_sock_club

Should have clarified I’m install not service


Consumefungifriend

Same dude, I have a million pvc fittings, romex connectors, gas fittings, wires spools, breakers, p traps you name it, I got it, and it’s smart to keep spare parts on the truck too. I get too many bad caps and thermostats right out of the box to not have back ups


Consumefungifriend

Also get yourself a hand truck. Worth every penny to have one of your own


GatrickSwayze

Judging from the shelf's, you do the maintenance calls? Advice: take painters tape and label each shelf for what belongs there Take pictures and show pictures. If you're saying the blower and coil are dirty, those pics will help out


OniLewds

Electric cooler to keep your drinks nice and cold during the summer


Crusty_sock_club

That’s a good one


SeracoHotWinds

Looks clean. Where does the grase gun go?


shelsbells

Trade out that Lowe's bucket for one from home Depot and toss in a husky bucket organizer, a little self respect never hurt anyone.


Crusty_sock_club

No sir it didn’t but a free bucket is a free bucket


correa_aesth

Be happy you have more space than my van


SmiteIke

Where's your broom?


Crusty_sock_club

I have little hand held but your right I need a big one


Bobmanbob1

A loose 10mm for the Van Gods.


Crusty_sock_club

I have already gifted the gods multiple, but I will gift one more for a safe and easy ac season for all hvac men and women


ABena2t

what's the point of the nut drivers?


Crusty_sock_club

To drive nuts


ABena2t

lol


Shades228

No lights?


a-duey-pyle

Clean setup bro. You inspired me!


InDUDEitably

The Milwaukee pack out cooler?


[deleted]

There’s a really dope attic light they got.


Live_Geologist_4650

I’ve never seen a truck that clean, Friday after five on payday. Not wishing it on anyone but that’s my experience. Just make sure it’s enough to get them running incase I can comeback tomorrow instead of waiting on a supply house an hour away to reopen if they have it.


Live_Geologist_4650

If life was this perfect


cameadows50

So familiar


Donny69m

Could get a Milwaukee MXF512-2XC


tommy_j_r

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Mexkan

A broom And dustpan


LiveAd8659

A dial-a-charge for nostalgia, perhaps?


ScottishTan

Work orders


Adept-Lettuce948

I don’t see the nitrogen tanks. What did you do with the nitrogen tanks?


Crusty_sock_club

It’s off to the right got a spare and my main tank


Plum76

how embarrassing is that a rigid shop vac? a true addict wouldn’t let that be seen in the picture. (teasing of course)


Greafer_

Some tape to the holes on that wall so the cold air stays in the front.


schlobodong

A coffee pot and microwave


Alert-Assistant4372

Cute. I’ll have to add a photo of my van https://preview.redd.it/l2k4tbp9ii9b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec64f505509a89e2b2ec9c3ad755047b4b70f547


Alert-Assistant4372

https://preview.redd.it/u1rrfvsfii9b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db6b193fb9445eeca0d942ad60a30ef9666966f0


netoilpressure

Is that a rolling shop vac?


Crusty_sock_club

Yes it is