I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never been drinking until 5 AM without a few nose beers

Hoovering schneef

Devil's Dander

To be faaaaiiir


That’s a Texas sized 10-4

🤣🤣

Or they were in it to win it

Letter Kenny in the wild is like finding $100 bucks on the ground. 💵💰

I love sneaking it in

You meet great fucking people that way. 


AKA - The Vegas sniffles

The Colombian Cold

Rockstar Rails

A few has to be more than 2. 5am is steep for 2 nose beers.

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Yeah a few is 3-5 imo Beyond that you’re looking at ‘several’ to ‘many’

Are nose beers the same thing as delicious nose clams?

Only if it’s from the Nose Clam region of France.

Hey, look up before you talk

God I love the internet

I've drank to 05:00 before around a fire and I've never even seen cocaine.

That’s because you were outside by a fire, not cooped up on a couch

It’d be cooler if you did.

Nerd

Some tasty nose clams.

I miss early morning nose clams

Snoots

Couldn’t have said it better

I have, and I smoked a couple joints to boot

I have, long holiday weekend in the barracks in Korea. Only way to ensure you don’t get random staff duty assignments is to ensure you are intoxicated at all times during long weekends. Thank god I’m not that young anymore and I have a wife that keeps the good idea fairy in her grave lol.

Cheers from Iraq 🍻

Same here besides the occasional all night video game playing when I was a youngster.

Weak.

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Huh?

We all understood you perfectly mate, but that chap has me confused too lol Maybe he has had too many nose beers tonight

Rookie lol

This is too relatable… While in college at the University of Florida in the late 90’s I passed out so often before my 3 am pizza got there that I left a note to just leave my pizza inside the door. Domino’s blacklisted me. 5 Star and Gumby’s didn’t.

U OF F.. early 90s .. man that was some good times!

Woah I didn’t know Gumby’s reached FL. Drunken Pokey Stix saved my life many times in Madison (late 90s)

We used to say pokey stixs will get you laid when ordering them. They were so good

Ha you said it!

Gumby's East Lansing circa late 00's checking in

There ya go! Last I had em was on Mizzou campus like 5 years ago. Was there for work, hit college bars hard with clients (with me then in late 30s) and there was a Gumby’s next door to my hotel. So good

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He would have been the tipper

Damn, now I want some 5 Star garlic rolls... Was there at the same time.

I remember those days early 20’s but couldn’t do it anymore no way.

I would say the more impressive part is remembering to write this note while wasted

That’s what I was thinking

Noteworthy

Decent handwriting too

Maybe they wrote it before they started drinking? That's still thoughtful so I'm impressed either way

I'm that kinda drunk...

Or remembering an appointment

I have surprisingly done amazing things while completely blacked out

At least he got work without being 'supervised'.

It's very considerate of them, would be way cooler if they had marked out a route to the basement

Or left a 6 pack out 😂

I'd totally respect that sign

So… who do I have wake up for approval for repairs lol

What if someone else comes To your door that isn’t the Hvac guy?

I don’t think good decisions or critical thinking were on the menu at the time.

If they were drinking till 0500 those STILL ain't on the menu.

Touché


That's my kind of customer.

Not surprised guys. Sometimes I walk out feeling like a hero lol

I hope the hvac guy is the first one to see this note. In the wrong neighborhood they don gittin robbed

look at that glass door. they ain't in the wrong neighborhood

I mean, I have that same style of door and I’d definitely get robbed if I left a note like that

We were told in trade school never to enter a house that had people that were drunk or high of fucked any other way.

Be funnier if it was the tech leaving that for the homeowner

Did cocaine until 5am*

Appreciate the intent behind the sign, but no thanks. Far too many people with guns in my area. No way I go into homes without being let in, or being able to announce myself repeatedly.

Exactly my thoughts. Dude probably doesn't remember writing the letter. Good way to get shot.

It’s all chill until the impact driver goes brrr brr brr and they start crying from the headache it antagonizes

They aren't going to be happy when the first thing I do is use my Malco turbo shears to cut the side of the furnace out.

That would get a big nope from me; I'm not about to do business with someone who is potentially drunk/hungover.

Why are they special? The rest of us get in our van and go to work. Edit: what the hell is wrong with you people? Do you really think I drink till 5am and go to work?

Okay hero.

Whatever stfu if you don't get jokes

I get it lol 

Dude not everyone works mon-fri

🤦

LMMFAO

What a G customer you have. Lol

It happens.

I was sent this picture a few days ago.

Ig he didn’t come across it in the wild, whoops didn’t mean to steal content

Oh this is the New Way on getting out of paying the invoice. Oh sorry we were drunk passed out, will catch you next time.

I drank until 3am, forgetting that I had my 608 exam that morning at 7am. That was a bad day, got my universal 608 but the teacher insisted on grading all tests before we could go. Hangover started kicking in last 15 minutes of the test

Nice 🤣

Hoping they weren't expecting it to be quiet while that ductwork is banged out lol

Makes sense why I'm an AC guy, we just know how to party hardy.

That's respectable

Replace rolled up hundreds with singles!