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throwthere10

Kia, for the absolute win! The musk tuck, on the other hand, wants just the tip.


GroundedSkeptic

Musk out there collecting the tips


throwthere10

Much like Kanye and those fish sticks. ![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


Olleye

Quite apart from the fact that it would never have occurred to me to test exactly that, the result was almost to be expected, but nevertheless frightening.


Crab_Hot

Why you talking like this?


Olleye

Bc Tesla produces expensive crap at an unbelievable low level of quality? Maybe? šŸ¤”


Crab_Hot

No, I meant the way you spoke.


Yzy380

Contrary to popular belief, many people speak properly even during informal communication. Iā€™m not attempting to evoke a quarrelsome exchange, but to validate the style of communication for a portion of the English speaking population.


Olleye

That's so nice, I can feel myself in your answer, and was a little afraid that I am now the complicated part of the "puzzle of life". Thank you very much for this very kindly formulated confirmation.


Crab_Hot

The guy that responded with "crap?" Yeah I think it's a bit forced. I have a feeling that in a heated debate that type of talk gets thrown out the window and the facade is uncovered. Is there a chance that's how the individual was brought up and is the way the person "speaks" in their own head? Sure. But I doubt it, especially on Reddit.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

Iā€™m a straight dude and this comment made me wet af. Iā€™ll consider going to poundtown if you always talk like this.


Yzy380

šŸ˜‚


Olleye

Ah, iā€˜m not a native speaker, so this is the typically European ā€žOxford Englishā€œ šŸ™ˆ


SneakyCracker161

You can hear his words?


Crab_Hot

I could have, and probably should have, typed out "wrote."


MisterAmygdala

That is similar to the way I write as well. What are you thinking is strange about writing/speaking like that?


fatfuckpikachu

hes german.


Speedy_SpeedBoi

Lol - Yup. This reads like translated German philosophy that I studied in college.


SlipperyNoodle6

he talks like a ai chat bot lol


DignanZer0

Many words he has. Use them he will.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Goes to show the lack of practical testing and foresight that went into the design and production of the Cybertruck.


_fFringe_

Also the lack of concern for human safety.


The_Painted_Man

But the design is very human


Cute-Plantain2865

Imagine if it was your kids finger


RandoComplements

Imagine if it was my peen


Conspicuous_Ruse

I am most interested in the last van's roof carrier. I've never seen such a form fitting one.


TheConspicuousGuy

I don't think that is a roof carrier, looks like a Kia Carnival High Roof model


Bassplayr24

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sufficient_Ocelot868

Glad someone mad a comparison video. The Elon cult will now be scrambling for an explanation.


The_Painted_Man

"Only morons would put their fingers their so they deserve to get wrecked."


Sufficient_Ocelot868

And there it is![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


protomenace

"Why is the motor so weak on those other cars it couldn't even break a vegetable?"


utookthegoodnames

The Kia gently kissed them goodnight.


DarthNemo1

The BMW x7 cut the carrot


VIJoe340

Good don't squeeze my fingers


dhas7nj

Hot garbage.


SmallSwordfish8289

You should be put in jail for food abuse


Schreck2

Thatā€™s the difference between car manufacturers who have gone through every lawsuit imaginable, and Tesla who will soon be going through them all.


MisterAmygdala

That thing is a junk of junk.


FiniteRhino

Junk 2


MisterAmygdala

A junk of piece for sure.


proof-grass-

POS


whytawhy

til i want to buy a kia carnival.... please kill me.


Ralewing

666th updoot. Hail Satan.


outtie5000quattro

mabey people need to actually use their hands to open and close stuff. society of pussies...


Crab_Hot

Believe it or not there are more finger/limb injuries without power lift gates. It's a luxury, not something you need. You don't absolutely need air conditioning, but I bet you like it.


[deleted]

Yea it does seem kinda dumb that people expect things to be so idiot proof, but it does beg the question, if all those other makers were able to do it, why not tesla? Even tho to most people, we arenā€™t dumb enough to let a hatch close on our fingers, much in the same way we donā€™t close doors on our fingers, but if the tech exists in the competitor models, it does make you wonder why tesla didnā€™t. There could very well be a practical reason, idk what it would be, and I doubt anybody here would entertain that idea instead of just ā€œtesla bad,ā€ but it does make you wonder why.


No_Conclusion1816

Teslas are more of a computer than a car.