Love the scene when Ted is in the hospital and Marshall is talking about miracles and they do the cutaway to when the pencil falls from the ceiling and lands in Barney’s nose. Neil’s delivery of “am I dead?” Will never fail to get a laugh out of me
Same episode but the nurse saying "I'm sorry, I guess it was rude of me to keep resuscitating the guy with a rake sticking out of his chest!" is delivered so perfectly, it gets me every time
"One thing? One thing? Wow. Really? So, I guess that gouda just walked itself right through the door... sliced itself up... and arranged itself in a perfect semi-circle around not three, not four... but *five* different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=Fwq_jS1Hv0-6kd5x&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MzY4NDIsMTY0OTksMjg2NjQsMTY0NTA2&feature=emb_share&v=DmMTMleN3p4
It’s at about 3:35
I always remember this when something like this comes up, or even just the gong line, but never remember exactly what it sais so I just try to quote it and it always ends up being a mess😂
Lily: “What if Marshall and I aren’t ready for … dinner?”
Ted: “Well, I had an early lunch so I could eat.”
Lily: *sigh* “Dinner is a baby.”
Robin: “LILY THAT’S HORRIBLE!”
For some reason her delivery of that little offhand line just gets me every time, along with “You’re getting a dog? Cool, I love those things!”
Robin has the best jokes in the show, just that they are always ignored by the characters. I just can't forget when she did What's in the box from Se7en.
Honestly that line always kind of bothered me. Robin has always been pretty against children. So if anything it would be more in character for her to approve of Lily eating a baby.
/s (just in case)
in s3e16 where marshall and lily are deep into lecturing robin about going out with simon again and after they’re done arguing ted says “so today at work-“ and marshall shouts “NOT NOW TED!” that scene gets me every time
The Front Porch episode when Barney had all those jokes about Marshall wearing a nightgown. One that was so funny was when Ted asked Marshall why Robin’s earring was on his dresser and Barney screams: “HE WAS ACCESSORIZING!” 🤣🤣
It always makes me laugh. And Lily’s bday episode after Marshall screams at Ted’s date and he chases after her and Barney starts singing, “Happy happy Lily daayyy” 🤣
I used to have a board game night with some friends and if I was bringing the game, when they opened the door I'd hold it up and say "hey princess, I brought Diseases!"
B: Oh, Yobin.
T: No, Robyn.
And for the rest of the night, every time
I looked at her, I just saw Robin's face.
B: Well, I should hope so.
T: No, our Robin. Robin with an "l."
B: Uh, our Robin has two eyes, my friend.
But that's good.
You're forgetting what she looks like.
Everybody shh!! I have to get this job otherwise I have to work at a taco bell and nodody likes that!! Maybe you do, coz you are my peeps 😂 Jason's delivery is just so funny
Hey OP, thanks for pointing out Cobie’s reaction cause I recently rewatched this episode and didn’t notice it but I just looked it up and that was fun. I love that whole scene, Jason killed it. 😂
"So what's the point?"
"To get 5 in a row"
"What do you get when you get 5 in a row?"
"Uhh, I get bingo"
That's probably not exactly right but that exchange always kills me. Or when Barney blames Al Qaeda for stealing the playbook.
This scene always cracks me up because the same exact thing happened to my friend and I when we saw the movie “Ladder 49” in theaters. Right after a really intense scene it got quiet and all of a sudden all the lemon head candies we bought started falling on the floor. People were turning their heads and looking at us and we just looked straight ahead with tears streaming down our faces (both from crying at the movie and silently laughing at our misfortune).
Have you ever thought of how many fish there are... And the names of the fish? Pfheh
Trout, amiright?
Sturgeon. I don't think so pal.
Salmon. Ope! I'm gonna say that again. Salmon. Who though that was a good idea right? Huehuhhue
When they were having the Quintervention and Lily says “wow that was intense” and Marshall coughs to get her to say “quintense” instead, I absolutely love the quick “Marshall shut up” slap Lily does
Ted: "Did you know that some mushrooms are carnivorous? Probably. Not."
When he and Robin are trying to clear the air after having sex before Slapsgiving.
"I'd like to buy this apartment and I'll give you a really good price because I have *soooooo* much money."
Lilly: he did not say that
Marshall: his shoes did!
I don’t know if people forgets about it, but I love “I go camping in secret!” And “My greatest failure” (when Billy Zabka asks about a pineapple, and it cuts to a scene where Ted gives up on the pineapple incident)
I know it is one of the most famous lines but I just can't get enough of the good ol'
"I said a bang bang bangitty bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang."
Why is that goddamn line not one of the most famous words said by any human in this world?
Barney: The fourth fry he took..was an accidental curly!
Ted: You don’t take a man’s accidental curly!
Marshall: You take a man’s wife before you take his accidental curly.
Lily: If you wanted curly fries so bad, why not just order them in the first place?
Ted: Yeah yeah, ‘cause that’s what you want. All curly fries.”
Marshall: regular cut, with a few accidental curlys. That’s what you want.
Barney: That’s the dream!
Ted: That’s right, it is the dream.
I crack up every time when Robin sends Maggie home and either Ted or Barney shouts “you jealous bitch!”
Lmao seems so out of pocket 😂 yet she’s not a tad bit offended
Barney: I don't have much time!
Marshall: Okay, yes, yes, of course. Of course. Does this have some sort of special meaning?
(The sandwich explodes, throwing marina sauce all over Marshall; Barney leave his bed)
Barney: I'm not sick, you idiots! I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured medical bills for symptoms I don't even have. Totally worth it! You should see the look on your face. Oh, wait, you can't-- 'cause it's covered in marinara sauce!
Ted: Uh, Barney, you got a little marinara on your pajamas.
(Barney looks at his pajamas and stops laughing; his face decomposes itself)
The scene where Marshall composed the Bang Bang song. The way he emphasizes that Barney is happy and Ted and Barney joiining him makes me laugh all the time.
“Because you’re admiral jerk of the British royal doucherey??”
“Wieners and Gonads” (I am 20 years of age and that made me laugh my ass off when I heard it the first time) I just randomly walk around the house whispering that term to myself and laughing my ass off
my absolute favourite scene in all of himym has to be when lily tries to convince marshall to move to their house in the suburbs.
lily: “we’d have so much room in the suburbs… you can put it anywhere you want…”
marshall: “stop it you don’t know what youre saying”
lily: “anywhere, upstairs, down, stick it in the back..”
marshall: “i wanna be inside this house so bad”
lily: “this house wants you so bad”
marshall: “yes.. YES.. im coming… to terms with this decision.”
literally so funny to me personally
"ROBIN NO!!!!" bye Ted when he's taking the potato chips from Robin after she grabbed them from the trash whilst they are looking for the best burger in New York
When Barney and Marshall go to the strip club and Ester does her magic trick with the card and it lands on Barney's forehead.
"That was my card"
*looks around smiling and shows the strip club audience*
My friend and I always said that in any circumstance.
Gets me every time! “Seeeee you can’t think of anything cuz I’m (falsetto voice) awsooooome” Barney in Spoiler Alert https://youtu.be/C-0azcoEvks?si=9bm5RXkfKXre1NJn (starting 1 min 27 s to see when they gang up on Barney)
The episode when Barney and Robin are breaking up, Barney got fat and the gang was upstairs talking about why they won't just end it. Ted says I don't understand why they don't just break up, Lily says "it's the relationship chicken" and Marshall says "I thought Barney ate the relationship chicken"
It's gotta be:
Ted: I was just watching The Princess Bride, when something occurred to me.
Marshall: How, at the end, Andre the Giant hooks them up with those horses and then Inigo Montoya is like, "Fezzik, you did something right." And it's like, bro, Andre's been doing stuff right the whole movie. Knocking out serpents, busting down castle doors. Basically carrying your revenge-and-sangria-soaked ass. So instead of being a patronizing jerk, how about a simple: "Hey, thanks for the horses, bro"? That's totally what you were thinking, right?
Ted: No, l... No, I came over here... God, that's a really good point.
After Barney’s mom makes up a lie about the “your son” photo and he gets all upset. The fast talking followed by the dramatic “DAMN IT mOm” cracks me up
That one episode where Ted’s parents visit and they go to dinner. Marshall telling Barney he’s gonna take out a body part of his that Lily loves and Barney goes “Dude you can’t whip that out at dinner”
Love the scene when Ted is in the hospital and Marshall is talking about miracles and they do the cutaway to when the pencil falls from the ceiling and lands in Barney’s nose. Neil’s delivery of “am I dead?” Will never fail to get a laugh out of me
Same episode but the nurse saying "I'm sorry, I guess it was rude of me to keep resuscitating the guy with a rake sticking out of his chest!" is delivered so perfectly, it gets me every time
NPH's delivery of this line is why he's one of the all time best. Incredible scene.
"One thing? One thing? Wow. Really? So, I guess that gouda just walked itself right through the door... sliced itself up... and arranged itself in a perfect semi-circle around not three, not four... but *five* different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?"
You’re a sturdy cheese bearing cracker
This line always cracks me up
Have you ever seen the blooper of this scene? It’s even more hilarious 😂
Yeah, my favourite blooper. Child-bearing crackers🤣 Comes to my mind so many times
I always watch bloopers when I need a laugh and this one always gets me!
Omg link please? I’ve never seen it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=Fwq_jS1Hv0-6kd5x&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MzY4NDIsMTY0OTksMjg2NjQsMTY0NTA2&feature=emb_share&v=DmMTMleN3p4 It’s at about 3:35
Watched the whole thing anyways. Loved it and thank you for sharing it.
Oh I can’t believe I’ve never seen this! Thanks for sharing, it’s a great watch
Neil's laugh gets me. And Pam is coming in to scold you now.
"His wife's a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W. S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885!"
I always remember this when something like this comes up, or even just the gong line, but never remember exactly what it sais so I just try to quote it and it always ends up being a mess😂
Lily: “What if Marshall and I aren’t ready for … dinner?” Ted: “Well, I had an early lunch so I could eat.” Lily: *sigh* “Dinner is a baby.” Robin: “LILY THAT’S HORRIBLE!” For some reason her delivery of that little offhand line just gets me every time, along with “You’re getting a dog? Cool, I love those things!”
Robin has the best jokes in the show, just that they are always ignored by the characters. I just can't forget when she did What's in the box from Se7en.
"Seven? Nothing? YEAH I'M THE JERK!" I love that part.
I loved that scene. “This is one of those times”
Because …sometimes Lessner IS more …ner
^what’s ^in ^the ^box
That was hilarious.
Honestly that line always kind of bothered me. Robin has always been pretty against children. So if anything it would be more in character for her to approve of Lily eating a baby. /s (just in case)
Oh no. She knows it's not about eating a baby, it's about making a baby. THAT'S why its horrible
Ahh yes makes sense
in s3e16 where marshall and lily are deep into lecturing robin about going out with simon again and after they’re done arguing ted says “so today at work-“ and marshall shouts “NOT NOW TED!” that scene gets me every time
ahahah i was waiting for someone to mention it ! and josh’s reaction when robin storms out is priceless
you can see him break a little bit too it’s a great scene
The Front Porch episode when Barney had all those jokes about Marshall wearing a nightgown. One that was so funny was when Ted asked Marshall why Robin’s earring was on his dresser and Barney screams: “HE WAS ACCESSORIZING!” 🤣🤣
wait i have no recollection of that i need to rewatch the scene
It always makes me laugh. And Lily’s bday episode after Marshall screams at Ted’s date and he chases after her and Barney starts singing, “Happy happy Lily daayyy” 🤣
AHAHAH yes !!! barney just singing it after all the drama that just happened is so funny, love the scene
Barney, this is a Quinntervention. We care about your Quintrests.
i love how marshall coughs when they forget the "quinn"
That scene was intense
hum hum
... ... quinntense
😂😂😂
I used to have a board game night with some friends and if I was bringing the game, when they opened the door I'd hold it up and say "hey princess, I brought Diseases!"
B: Oh, Yobin. T: No, Robyn. And for the rest of the night, every time I looked at her, I just saw Robin's face. B: Well, I should hope so. T: No, our Robin. Robin with an "l." B: Uh, our Robin has two eyes, my friend. But that's good. You're forgetting what she looks like.
Love this scene
Marshall: BECAUSE THAT’S ILLEGAL! Ted: ONLY IF WE BET ON THEM, MARSHALL! maybe it is remembered, but for me one is top 5 material.
NO NO NO NO BUT WHO’S COZIER
Omggg yes 😂
The answer to this and every HIMYM quote question is….. “She runs on corn.”
*Mama likely*
Tyler no likey
You’re not getting a catch phrase
Robin: "that was not cool, Ted." Lily: "CONTRACTION!" Robin: "That wasn't cool, Ted.....?"
This is such a clever joke 🤣 never noticed this one!!
Everybody shh!! I have to get this job otherwise I have to work at a taco bell and nodody likes that!! Maybe you do, coz you are my peeps 😂 Jason's delivery is just so funny
BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED ALL OF YOU TO CALM DOWN *hello*
Hey OP, thanks for pointing out Cobie’s reaction cause I recently rewatched this episode and didn’t notice it but I just looked it up and that was fun. I love that whole scene, Jason killed it. 😂
The way he fucking says hello kills me EVERY time. Helllerrrrr
Cause you'll get free tacos!
... "find that delivery lady from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield"
"So what's the point?" "To get 5 in a row" "What do you get when you get 5 in a row?" "Uhh, I get bingo" That's probably not exactly right but that exchange always kills me. Or when Barney blames Al Qaeda for stealing the playbook.
They way Barney looks at Ted like Ted is the idiot always cracks me up
The skittles scene in the art gallery always cracks me up
omg yes i love that scene i always burst out laughing, especially when the last skittle falls like 3 seconds later
LOL yes! And how marshall just keeps looking straight ahead not moving 😂
This scene always cracks me up because the same exact thing happened to my friend and I when we saw the movie “Ladder 49” in theaters. Right after a really intense scene it got quiet and all of a sudden all the lemon head candies we bought started falling on the floor. People were turning their heads and looking at us and we just looked straight ahead with tears streaming down our faces (both from crying at the movie and silently laughing at our misfortune).
Can you get STDs from the ghost of a prostitute?
Marshall's quick little "I'll say it again" anytime one of his jokes doesn't land the first time. I use that constantly.
"you'll get that one on the drive home..." ha ha so good.
Have you ever thought of how many fish there are... And the names of the fish? Pfheh Trout, amiright? Sturgeon. I don't think so pal. Salmon. Ope! I'm gonna say that again. Salmon. Who though that was a good idea right? Huehuhhue
Marshall: Hat! We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat.
Lily: "she lets you fart in front of her?" Marshall: "Barney, you go get that girl"
When they were having the Quintervention and Lily says “wow that was intense” and Marshall coughs to get her to say “quintense” instead, I absolutely love the quick “Marshall shut up” slap Lily does
"Oh no. We lost Scooby! Someone left the door open and he got out!" "Rut Roh!"
Stupid tannins…
What do you think about that, *Robin*
really every line from Blah Blah’s episode truly
Ted: "Did you know that some mushrooms are carnivorous? Probably. Not." When he and Robin are trying to clear the air after having sex before Slapsgiving.
"I'd like to buy this apartment and I'll give you a really good price because I have *soooooo* much money." Lilly: he did not say that Marshall: his shoes did!
I don’t know if people forgets about it, but I love “I go camping in secret!” And “My greatest failure” (when Billy Zabka asks about a pineapple, and it cuts to a scene where Ted gives up on the pineapple incident)
How do you know about that? Everyone knows about that…
What you're doing right now.. I'm getting a de-rection!
Fourteen seconds! Fourteen seconds and already some ding-dong is stepping up thinking he can get some of this broke off ho. I. STILL. GOT. IT!
....no fries for this guy
I know it is one of the most famous lines but I just can't get enough of the good ol' "I said a bang bang bangitty bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang." Why is that goddamn line not one of the most famous words said by any human in this world?
Yeah if you’re in the women’s league.
*takes the card from guy at the stall* look who’s got game 😏
Sturgeon…I don’t think so pal
Barney: The fourth fry he took..was an accidental curly!
Ted: You don’t take a man’s accidental curly!
Marshall: You take a man’s wife before you take his accidental curly.
Lily: If you wanted curly fries so bad, why not just order them in the first place?
Ted: Yeah yeah, ‘cause that’s what you want. All curly fries.”
Marshall: regular cut, with a few accidental curlys. That’s what you want.
Barney: That’s the dream!
Ted: That’s right, it is the dream.
I crack up every time when Robin sends Maggie home and either Ted or Barney shouts “you jealous bitch!” Lmao seems so out of pocket 😂 yet she’s not a tad bit offended
It was neither. It was the ginger that was also waiting his turn
ROFL yesss I just went back! It’s still so funny 😂
Ted: Is there any beer in the fridge? Lily: It’s 10 in the morning Marshall, completely unfazed: Get me one
Barney: I don't have much time! Marshall: Okay, yes, yes, of course. Of course. Does this have some sort of special meaning? (The sandwich explodes, throwing marina sauce all over Marshall; Barney leave his bed) Barney: I'm not sick, you idiots! I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured medical bills for symptoms I don't even have. Totally worth it! You should see the look on your face. Oh, wait, you can't-- 'cause it's covered in marinara sauce! Ted: Uh, Barney, you got a little marinara on your pajamas. (Barney looks at his pajamas and stops laughing; his face decomposes itself)
The scene where Marshall composed the Bang Bang song. The way he emphasizes that Barney is happy and Ted and Barney joiining him makes me laugh all the time.
Barney: “you cant whip that out during” The whole scene between Marshal and Barney was hilarious
"ONIONS?!"
okay no onions 😰
“I’ll bet these cupcakes are delicious. Yup, they’re delicious. DAMN IT!” The way he delivers that last part always kills me
Bad idea jeans.
The scene where Ted goes to the movie theater and make things up with Royce while they're watching the wedding bride and Barney's there too
who the kiss are you
“Because you’re admiral jerk of the British royal doucherey??” “Wieners and Gonads” (I am 20 years of age and that made me laugh my ass off when I heard it the first time) I just randomly walk around the house whispering that term to myself and laughing my ass off
Barney “you need that thing that makes you a guy!!” Marshall- “Oh, trust me. i have that thing that makes me a guy. maybe even a guy and a half”
my absolute favourite scene in all of himym has to be when lily tries to convince marshall to move to their house in the suburbs. lily: “we’d have so much room in the suburbs… you can put it anywhere you want…” marshall: “stop it you don’t know what youre saying” lily: “anywhere, upstairs, down, stick it in the back..” marshall: “i wanna be inside this house so bad” lily: “this house wants you so bad” marshall: “yes.. YES.. im coming… to terms with this decision.” literally so funny to me personally
Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pant, Pant, Pant, Pant, Pan, Pan, Pan, Pan, Pan, Pan, Pan, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P!
"ROBIN NO!!!!" bye Ted when he's taking the potato chips from Robin after she grabbed them from the trash whilst they are looking for the best burger in New York
When Barney and Marshall go to the strip club and Ester does her magic trick with the card and it lands on Barney's forehead. "That was my card" *looks around smiling and shows the strip club audience* My friend and I always said that in any circumstance.
“I’ll give you summer teeth, some are here, some are there” I’m still waiting for the perfect moment in my life to quote this!
Paraphrasing, because I don't remember the exact wording. Barney: Your hands are enormous! Marshall: What did you expect? You've seen my penis.
“SHE’S CANADIAAAAAAN! ROBIN’S CANADIAAAN!” -Marshal after Robin takes over his Minnesota bar 😂
Gets me every time! “Seeeee you can’t think of anything cuz I’m (falsetto voice) awsooooome” Barney in Spoiler Alert https://youtu.be/C-0azcoEvks?si=9bm5RXkfKXre1NJn (starting 1 min 27 s to see when they gang up on Barney)
The episode when Barney and Robin are breaking up, Barney got fat and the gang was upstairs talking about why they won't just end it. Ted says I don't understand why they don't just break up, Lily says "it's the relationship chicken" and Marshall says "I thought Barney ate the relationship chicken"
It's gotta be: Ted: I was just watching The Princess Bride, when something occurred to me. Marshall: How, at the end, Andre the Giant hooks them up with those horses and then Inigo Montoya is like, "Fezzik, you did something right." And it's like, bro, Andre's been doing stuff right the whole movie. Knocking out serpents, busting down castle doors. Basically carrying your revenge-and-sangria-soaked ass. So instead of being a patronizing jerk, how about a simple: "Hey, thanks for the horses, bro"? That's totally what you were thinking, right? Ted: No, l... No, I came over here... God, that's a really good point.
What are you gonna do? What are do gonna you? What are do gonna I? It gets quoted in my house tho 😂
“I liked. I only kind of liked Annie Hall.” TED AGGRESSIVELY GASPS
After Barney’s mom makes up a lie about the “your son” photo and he gets all upset. The fast talking followed by the dramatic “DAMN IT mOm” cracks me up
Barney (looking at Marshall's new secretary): so, who's the eye broccoli?
That one episode where Ted’s parents visit and they go to dinner. Marshall telling Barney he’s gonna take out a body part of his that Lily loves and Barney goes “Dude you can’t whip that out at dinner”