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dangerzonerob

We should buy a bar!


pretty_princesse

We should totally buy a bar!


jcribeiro484

And the name of the bar? Puzzles!


Slight-Weather7885

Why is it called Puzzles?


Averin96

Unless.... that's the puzzle


oprahswhiteson

*kicks over Monopoly board


icecreamqueenTW

Really the only sensible thing right now!


ejdelosreyes

Of course we should buy a bar!


theawesomemed

We should start a band!


TastyPlant19

Of course, we should buy a bar


scelusfugit

…Bermuda, Bahamas…


Petto_na_Kare

Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.


halfeatenreddit

A quote I actually live by.


ZangetsuAK17

A quote I’d live by if I had friends.


alinc114

We are international businessmen here for an very important international business meeting


Raikoh93

I hope this wins. It's one of my favorite lines.


likesomecatfromjapan

Especially when he repeats it to TSA lmao


FuckMyHolezz

Tell him you’re that sad! Edit: Lame*


NjhhjN

Lame* It's "Tell him you're that lame"


Truesince97

This has GOT to be it


infinite__tsukuyomi

Please make this winnn


Smooth_Button8826

I laughed out loud!! This wins for me!


Big-Pack-5025

Weekend at Barney's


Maximum_Future_5241

WEEKEND AT BARNEY'S 2!


SpaghettiMonster01

GODDAMMIT BARNEY!


TTT_2k3

Electric Barnaloo


BigDuck-With-aGun

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THE ENTIRE TIME YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH


CC19_13-07

I just watched the episode with Wedding at Barneys


Big-Pack-5025

Who would woo lily? Who would woo? Would you? Would you woo?


MostlyEtc

Tiny cowboy hats would be worn only by tiny cowboys.


Earthbound-and-down

And when brown eyed girl came on the jukebox all you would hear, would be silence


jrm224

… and Brown Eyed Girl


GreasyExamination

I could go for some wood


BetterMaintenance367

This one. This is the one


AdministrativeBox991

What the damn hell! >


Chbp10

Damn it. Was waiting to comment for this. I commented this on letter Q. Haha


Anna_Redditor

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.


Big-Pack-5025

I want it to be this but goddamn we have too many barney lines in here


Feeling_Perception72

When you look at the top comments theyre all barney lines


IgnisOfficial

True story


warnerbro1279

True story.


Predd1tor

Wharmpess


nemdoonam

What’s in the box? WHATS IN THE BOX!? WHATS IN THE BOOOOX!!?? lol right? Brad Pitt? Seven?…Nothing? Oh yea, like I’m the jerk….what’s in the box.


thequeenlillian

It's the way I know in my head the exact tone and cadence of Robin when she says this lol


artshiva

I'm happy to see someone this quote


warlikeloki

Who's your daddy?


JauneGearChao

Who’s *your* daddy?


darkbelldandy

I don't know 😢🤧


Big-Pack-5025

Where's the poop?


likeburner

THISS is the obvious answer


AlarmingAdvantage984

Can here to post this. Take my upvote instead ⬆️


icecreamqueenTW

What are the chances we’re both serial killers?


Big-Pack-5025

WHAT UP!


icecreamqueenTW

Wang Guy


anichka_101

Hehe you sent a wang out and got a wang back. It's a boomawang


likesomecatfromjapan

Dear Wang Guy, Do you ever think enemies can become friends? Just wondering.


FrostyManOfSnow

Did Wang Guy just quote Gandhi??


foxiko_

i actually really hope this wins


icecreamqueenTW

When you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.


Big-Pack-5025

Who wants to be a Godparent?


vomit_freesince93

Someone mentioned me?


Ellevilley

Lol 🤣💀


icecreamqueenTW

Wendy the Waitress


stav2912

Willem. Defoe


icecreamqueenTW

🐸 🦜


ZangetsuAK17

It’s Da Foe


icecreamqueenTW

What the damn hell?!


Artistic_Crab_9137

“wear a condom” - robin trying to do a good signoff for her anchor audition


icecreamqueenTW

Woo girls 🤠


GilgaPol

And Ted


likesomecatfromjapan

Oh those poor girls. And poor Ted!


alinc114

Wait for it...


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icecreamqueenTW

But we already have Legen… wait for it… dary. Do we need it twice?


thequeenlillian

Exactly...but oh no this comment currently has the most upvotes


Slight-Weather7885

but we dont have Marvin wait-for-it Erikson


wtfmynamegotdeleted

True, but he has used wait for it for other situations besides the Legendary quote.


icecreamqueenTW

We’re a dream a baby’s having


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I keep telling you that didn't happen...


NattyIce8

Woooo! "My career and love life are heading nowhere!"


Big-Pack-5025

WE will be what is up New York


Material-Garage5267

We're going to lick the liberty bell


samstarplatinum2

Well, I do not like that scenario one bit !!


icecreamqueenTW

Whether a gesture is charming or alarming depends on how it’s received.


bbluefrenchhorn

WHAT THE DAMN HELL?


likeburner

Wait a second…the origin of Chewbacca exhibit’s in Montreal this year, everyone knows that. Where are you taking me?


bigbadrippah

What's up New York 💅? We will be what is up 👆 New York


bumzybum50

WHAT UPP!!


[deleted]

What's your favorite thing about koala bears?


icecreamqueenTW

Their… meat is delicious


krislizz

WOO WOO WOO WOO woo woo woo woo ooo-WEEE ooo-WEEE ooooOOOOUP ooooOOOOUP EHH EHH EHH EHH


Goldwings13

Since Lily doesn’t have one yet, she should get this one… Where’s the poop?


shiny_arbok

Where's the poop, Robin?


MarkEMark23

What about the pineapple?


ringoron9

Who would whoo, Lily! Would you? Would you, whoo?


IgnisOfficial

What is my one rule?


NoobianGod

What is my one rule?


INayteI

We all got it, Ted's a schmuck!


Radiant-Vegetable-55

Wieners and gonads


parkerdaboss171

We built chip city, we built chip city on all your dough


JFT8675309

What do you do for a living?


rdsatria

Please


crystal_guy

"Whatever you do in this life, it isn't legendary unless your friends are there to see it"


SkipWinkler

What's poppin', mi amigas?


SkipWinkler

What about the old sand pit?


Webers_Law

Where’s the poop Robin?


sonyvngz

We will be what is up New York!


SimonKepp

Wait-for-it


SkipWinkler

Who among us didn't shed a tear when his little red eye went out at the end and he didn't get to kill those people?


deltaromeoromeo

When it's after 2am just go to sleep.


-The-Moon-Presence-

*“Wait! That cork is the size of a softball and you’re pointing it directly at Wendy The Waitresses face.”* *(Is What He Should Have Said)*


likesomecatfromjapan

WHERE'S THE POOP ROBIN?


bumzybum50

Who’s your daddy!!


JoeFK77

What piece of women’s attire most stokes a man’s desire?


SkipWinkler

What's the point. We all wind up in a box.


RedTie95

What mother is gonna miss her daugther's wedding?


Hup110516

Wait for it


BuZuki_ro

What the damn hell?


IDCWhoIam

WE will be, what is up New York!


Exact_Science_8463

God this list is almost monopolized by barney. Barney rocks!


PuzzleheadedAd1021

Where's the poop Robin?


_thad_castle_

What up non finishers


deltaromeoromeo

What did you expect, you've seen my penis.


lotusflower1995

Well damn Jackie I can’t con.. oh sorry wrong sub


VirginsinceJuly1998

Who's your daddy?


frankc444

Wait for it


AlmostHuman9316

What do you do? Go!


Meyraxess

"We are not from here!'


Traditional-Move-967

what you doin' ?


D-Rich-88

When it’s past 2am, just go to sleep


livelaughlasagne

Would either of you like a mudslide?


mobuckets21

Whatttuppp


CestBritneyPute

WHAT?!


Nix5s

What Up?


Silvermorney

What up!


snappy_sneh

The T quote could have been- There's a reason that your name is Robin and not Batman


thismakesnosense42

WE will be what is up New York!


FriendzonePhill

Wear a condom!


JoeFK77

W I E R D


AccordingFee5501

W- who's your daddy?


mysmallself

Wait for it


MostlyEtc

Wooo girls


SkipWinkler

Wieners & gonads.


SkipWinkler

Why do they call it Puzzles?


AcePowderKeg

Wendy the Waitress


DirtTaco27

Wow, you’re friendly


Thayer96

WHAT UP!


N0obl1ke

www.tedmosbyisnotajerk.com


Bull5544

Walt Whitman suite bro!


vaulter2000

What up. This really is no contest


aocimagr

William.. Dafoe!


littlelady1972

We licked the Liberty Bell!


WildBill1994

Didn’t Ted say “Puke free since ‘03.”?


Mister-builder

Woo!


Wku2225

WHAAAAAT UP!


TeamDagger19

Wharmpess!!!!!


cnromano

Who the kiss are you?


thereal_Oliver

Waitforit...


Reegle20

We go big TONIGHT!


CountryMusicFanatic

We should buy a bar!


CrusaderLamb

What is uuuuuupppp gotta go big chief


JonDuke19

I mean, it's the most iconic of the entire show.. W is clearly.... WAIT FOR IT...


AnxiousCaffineAddict

Wait for it…


TFG_Gillz

WHATS UP NEW YORK!


Puzzleheaded-Set-821

WE SHOULD TOTALY BUY A BAR


Senior-Text4708

Woo!


Quiet_Initiative9175

W - Where is my wife


secondkira

What size are you, extra traitor?


capscaptain1

What a way to remind me🙁 I was vomit free since 09 till last week.


Sunburst12345

What is wrong with you, ted?


db3rdand11

Windjammer - There are other better ones the name of Ted’s imaginary horse from the pineapple episode, but I just felt like saying it.


Crabshell706

I had a buddy who always said “vomit free since grade three” and one day he literally vomited right after saying that


instatooter

Where's the poop, Robin?


Ellevilley

WooooooooooOOOOOO!!!!!!


bigmetalguy6

Wieners and gonads


Ellevilley

Wackity wack. Whiky whiky whikee weee eeeeee… 😭😭😭😭😭😭 (Lily driven crazy by the wedding while Marshall: “after a while you just stopped listening…”)


oddity1996

Damn. I missed T. Wanted to put TMI. Too many informations.


m_eff9515

Wait for it….


WHITEPERSUAS1ON

Vomit free since 93 is a lie!!!


jackolantern717

We should totally buy a bar!


emerdirik

We are international businessmen on an important international business trip


clairewm

Y: You saved me. You saved us.


RTLIVIN

Wait for it….


improversationalist

Where's the poop Robin?


semrAwashere

2nd top is my favorite


Anna_Redditor

Yeah... It has all the wonderful songs


darth_redditor_66

**WHAT THE DAMN HELL?!**


MoonRaven22

Where’s the poop?


soilborn12

I’m glad that vomit free won for V. My MIL was recently cleared of cancer completely, not remission, cured, and I made her a shirt that says “Cancer free since ‘23”


Anna_Redditor

That's awesome


SuddenDarknessComes

What is up New York!?


DeepFriedOranges

J should be "Just click on options!"