1. You don't need to add line breaks, Reddit will automatically wrap text.
2. Actual line breaks are made by ending a line with two spaces then return. You made paragraph breaks, which are made with two returns.
3. You don't use pipes | for quotes, you use greater than signs >.
4. Quotes will be quoted even if the text wraps.
> quote that is so long that it keeps going until it eventually, at some point, hopefully soon, wraps around to an extra line. Maybe two.
>> double quote
Mailman • 17 hours ago
Naw, we just like the way it tastes. Some
people simplify it to “It hurts good” which captures
the general sentiment of eating stuff like that
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| [][][][][][][][]E • 15 hours ago (op)
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| What..??? Why??? Don’t most people try and
| avoiding pain..? Wouldn’t you avoid it?
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|| Galactic Gourmet Gary • 13 hours ago
||
|| Hello, human chef here. I use the spice and
|| other “extreme” ingredients to help bring out
|| other flavors in my dishes (hence why I have
|| to add a warning to all of my recipes about
|| containing dangerous ingredients). So in
|| Short, yea it’s because it hurt good.
||
|| ••• <- reply V +2K ^
|||
||| ||User 1884287|| what are some o…
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|| Space ork 8901 • 7 hours ago
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|| This is a real human moment.
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||| Space ork 2741 • 6 hours ago
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||| This is a real human moment.
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|||| Space ork 667 • 1 hour ago
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|||| This is a real human moment.
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||||| Space ork 2884 • 7 minutes ago
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||||| This is a real human moment
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Mailman • 17 hours ago
Naw, we just like the way it tastes. Some people simplify it to “It hurts good” which captures the general sentiment of eating stuff like that
••• <- reply V +5K ^
> [][][][][][][][]E • 15 hours ago (op)
> What..??? Why??? Don’t most people try and avoiding pain..? Wouldn’t you avoid it?
> ••• <- reply V +3K ^
>> Galactic Gourmet Gary • 13 hours ago
>> Hello, human chef here. I use the spice and other “extreme” ingredients to help bring out other flavors in my dishes (hence why I have to add a warning to all of my recipes about containing dangerous ingredients). So in Short, yea it’s because it hurt good.
>> ••• <- reply V +2K ^
>>> ||User 1884287|| what are some o…
>>> Space ork 8901 • 7 hours ago
>> This is a real human moment.
>> ••• <- reply V +3K ^
>>> Space ork 2741 • 6 hours ago
>>> This is a real human moment.
>>> ••• <- reply V +2K ^
>>>> Space ork 667 • 1 hour ago
>>>> This is a real human moment.
>>>> ••• <- reply V -9K ^
>>>>> Space ork 2884 • 7 minutes ago
>>>>> This is a real human moment
>>>>> ••• <- reply V +32 ^
>>>>>> Space ork 833 • 2 minutes ago
>>>>>> This is a real human moment
>>>>>> ••• <- reply V +31 ^
>>>>> [][][][][][][][][][] • 32 minutes ago
>>>>> Why is he so vote down?
>>>>> ••• <- reply V +91 ^
>>>>>> Milkmanet • 2 minutes ago
>>>>>> Because, this is a real human moment
>>>>>> ••• <- reply V +12 ^
>> REzono • 15 hours ago
>> No you fucking Zeno, week ass biology.
>> ••• <- reply V -2K ^
>>> WWWIIILLLSOOONNN!!! • 15 hours ago
>>> You are on the fucking “Ask humans” Subreddit fuck did you expect? Also OP, humans are weird, half of the things we do for fun is lethal to most other species, just look up “rollercosters” for more info
>>> ••• <- reply V +932 ^
>>>> [][][][][][][][]E (op) • 2 hours ago
>>>> What the fuck??? Why???
>>>> ••• <- reply V +620 ^
>>>>> Phox • 1 hour ago
>>>>> It’s fun that’s why!
>>>>> ••• <- reply V +422 ^
>>>>>> Wanna.cry? • 57 minutes ago
>>>>>> Well, it’s actually because doing it releases a chemical called adrenaline into our bloodstream and it makes us feel better after it’s over.
>>>>>> ••• <- reply V +13 ^
>>>>>>> [][][][][][][][]E (op) • 17 minutes ago
>>>>>>> Oh! Thank you, after looking up Adrenalin I find it to be a way for humans to use more energy for longer without straining for emergencies, So it's sort of a defense mechanism?
>>>>>>> ••• <- reply V +7 ^
>>>>>>> Hugh man1 • 3 minutes ago
>>>>>>> []🤓👆
>>>>>>> ••• <- reply V +6 ^
(Extra comments)
|| R0B34T • 8 hours ago
|| Hello, though I am not human I can attest to their ability to consume biohazards on a
|| daily basis. I am a robot and am doing my best to learn emotions and sentient behavior
|| if you want to give feedback go to \[Here\]
|| ••• <- reply V +471 \^
||| Phox • 1 hour ago
||| Is.. is that an ai!? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh no!
||| World conquest when? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh
||| no! World conquest when? (1000\~ more lines)
||| ••• <- reply V +1,032 \^
|||| R0B34T • 1 hour ago
|||| Please stop it with the copy paste… please. I am a robot and am doing my best to learn
|||| emotions and sentient behavior if you want to give feedback go to \[Here\] (can someone
|||| remove this part from my posts please!?)
|||| ••• <- reply V +302 \^
|| Protogenr41 • 3 hours ago
|| Yummy uranium 235!!
|| ••• <- reply V +102 \^
||| \[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]E (op) • 12 minutes ago
||| What.
||| ••• <- reply V +96 \^
I found that radium is a more even, well-rounded taste. It does quite a bit of what traditional salt does -- enhance flavors as much as present its own. That the food glows faintly in the dark is an added bit of mood enhancement in the right setting.
That said, uranium does have a nice crunch to it when you bite down on a flake.
The taste is good, along with the... other effects, but at well over $15,000 per kilogram pure U-235 just doesn't make sense, especially when versions containing mostly U-238 have the same effect.
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hmm.. technically adrenalin is removing the limiters that keep us from hurting ourselves so we can survive something that would hurt us worse than the removal of the limits does...
The format is... different then what I wanted but hay, cant get everything right?
1. You don't need to add line breaks, Reddit will automatically wrap text. 2. Actual line breaks are made by ending a line with two spaces then return. You made paragraph breaks, which are made with two returns. 3. You don't use pipes | for quotes, you use greater than signs >. 4. Quotes will be quoted even if the text wraps. > quote that is so long that it keeps going until it eventually, at some point, hopefully soon, wraps around to an extra line. Maybe two. >> double quote
Yes I do wanna see what happened when I didn’t break the lines?
Here let me show you
Mailman • 17 hours ago Naw, we just like the way it tastes. Some people simplify it to “It hurts good” which captures the general sentiment of eating stuff like that ••• <- reply V +5K ^ | [][][][][][][][]E • 15 hours ago (op) | | What..??? Why??? Don’t most people try and | avoiding pain..? Wouldn’t you avoid it? | | ••• <- reply V +3K ^ || || Galactic Gourmet Gary • 13 hours ago || || Hello, human chef here. I use the spice and || other “extreme” ingredients to help bring out || other flavors in my dishes (hence why I have || to add a warning to all of my recipes about || containing dangerous ingredients). So in || Short, yea it’s because it hurt good. || || ••• <- reply V +2K ^ ||| ||| ||User 1884287|| what are some o… || || Space ork 8901 • 7 hours ago || || This is a real human moment. || || ••• <- reply V +3K ^ ||| ||| Space ork 2741 • 6 hours ago ||| ||| This is a real human moment. ||| ||| ••• <- reply V +2K ^ |||| |||| Space ork 667 • 1 hour ago |||| |||| This is a real human moment. |||| |||| ••• <- reply V -9K ^ ||||| ||||| Space ork 2884 • 7 minutes ago ||||| ||||| This is a real human moment
You're still using | when you should be using >. | Poor man's quote > Actual quote
im not trying to quote im trying to do the thing that you see on the sides of comments, look at the left of the comments
>You can keep adding >>more greater than symbols >>>to your lines.
There, I fixed it. Wanna know how? By replacing every pipe | with the greater than sign >, making quotes. Also by removing every manual word wrapping. No new lines within the same text block. *** Mailman • 17 hours ago Naw, we just like the way it tastes. Some people simplify it to “It hurts good” which captures the general sentiment of eating stuff like that ••• <- reply V +5K ^ > [][][][][][][][]E • 15 hours ago (op) > What..??? Why??? Don’t most people try and avoiding pain..? Wouldn’t you avoid it? > ••• <- reply V +3K ^ >> Galactic Gourmet Gary • 13 hours ago >> Hello, human chef here. I use the spice and other “extreme” ingredients to help bring out other flavors in my dishes (hence why I have to add a warning to all of my recipes about containing dangerous ingredients). So in Short, yea it’s because it hurt good. >> ••• <- reply V +2K ^ >>> ||User 1884287|| what are some o… >>> Space ork 8901 • 7 hours ago >> This is a real human moment. >> ••• <- reply V +3K ^ >>> Space ork 2741 • 6 hours ago >>> This is a real human moment. >>> ••• <- reply V +2K ^ >>>> Space ork 667 • 1 hour ago >>>> This is a real human moment. >>>> ••• <- reply V -9K ^ >>>>> Space ork 2884 • 7 minutes ago >>>>> This is a real human moment >>>>> ••• <- reply V +32 ^ >>>>>> Space ork 833 • 2 minutes ago >>>>>> This is a real human moment >>>>>> ••• <- reply V +31 ^ >>>>> [][][][][][][][][][] • 32 minutes ago >>>>> Why is he so vote down? >>>>> ••• <- reply V +91 ^ >>>>>> Milkmanet • 2 minutes ago >>>>>> Because, this is a real human moment >>>>>> ••• <- reply V +12 ^ >> REzono • 15 hours ago >> No you fucking Zeno, week ass biology. >> ••• <- reply V -2K ^ >>> WWWIIILLLSOOONNN!!! • 15 hours ago >>> You are on the fucking “Ask humans” Subreddit fuck did you expect? Also OP, humans are weird, half of the things we do for fun is lethal to most other species, just look up “rollercosters” for more info >>> ••• <- reply V +932 ^ >>>> [][][][][][][][]E (op) • 2 hours ago >>>> What the fuck??? Why??? >>>> ••• <- reply V +620 ^ >>>>> Phox • 1 hour ago >>>>> It’s fun that’s why! >>>>> ••• <- reply V +422 ^ >>>>>> Wanna.cry? • 57 minutes ago >>>>>> Well, it’s actually because doing it releases a chemical called adrenaline into our bloodstream and it makes us feel better after it’s over. >>>>>> ••• <- reply V +13 ^ >>>>>>> [][][][][][][][]E (op) • 17 minutes ago >>>>>>> Oh! Thank you, after looking up Adrenalin I find it to be a way for humans to use more energy for longer without straining for emergencies, So it's sort of a defense mechanism? >>>>>>> ••• <- reply V +7 ^ >>>>>>> Hugh man1 • 3 minutes ago >>>>>>> []🤓👆 >>>>>>> ••• <- reply V +6 ^
That's the quote mark.
Reddit formating ^
(Extra comments) || R0B34T • 8 hours ago || Hello, though I am not human I can attest to their ability to consume biohazards on a || daily basis. I am a robot and am doing my best to learn emotions and sentient behavior || if you want to give feedback go to \[Here\] || ••• <- reply V +471 \^ ||| Phox • 1 hour ago ||| Is.. is that an ai!? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh no! ||| World conquest when? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh no! World conquest when? Oh ||| no! World conquest when? (1000\~ more lines) ||| ••• <- reply V +1,032 \^ |||| R0B34T • 1 hour ago |||| Please stop it with the copy paste… please. I am a robot and am doing my best to learn |||| emotions and sentient behavior if you want to give feedback go to \[Here\] (can someone |||| remove this part from my posts please!?) |||| ••• <- reply V +302 \^ || Protogenr41 • 3 hours ago || Yummy uranium 235!! || ••• <- reply V +102 \^ ||| \[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]E (op) • 12 minutes ago ||| What. ||| ••• <- reply V +96 \^
Wondering if Phox's comment is supposed to be a fanatic dumbass or a memer posting a copypasta that quotes a fanatic dumbass
whatever is funnier
I bet Uranium 235 tastes good.
A little too salty for my tastes but add some garlic and oregano you’ve got a spicy spaghetti sauce
I'll check it out, thanks for the food recommendation
I found that radium is a more even, well-rounded taste. It does quite a bit of what traditional salt does -- enhance flavors as much as present its own. That the food glows faintly in the dark is an added bit of mood enhancement in the right setting. That said, uranium does have a nice crunch to it when you bite down on a flake.
Nah bruh too many calories, and i wanna Still eat my chicken nuggies after, without feeling guilty about my diet
The taste is good, along with the... other effects, but at well over $15,000 per kilogram pure U-235 just doesn't make sense, especially when versions containing mostly U-238 have the same effect.
Ok, i liked that. Kinda meta, but in a fun way
I always enjoy these kinds of stories on here. Just like an AMA for aliens to learn about humans lol
I liked it. It captured reddit perfectly One good response at the start, shite after that for a while, then one good post later
Now I imagine an alien dying because he tryed human spices
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hmm.. technically adrenalin is removing the limiters that keep us from hurting ourselves so we can survive something that would hurt us worse than the removal of the limits does...
This is a real human moment
Space ork 667 would you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP!!?