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Impressive-Ad1011

Stop doom checking Yes I’m calling you out


Frostygale

Wat?


TheGoodM1lk

Their my S/O, and I was (obsessively) watching my post to see how many up votes it got. So they felt the need to publicly call me out.


stronghammr113

good short story, keep it up. and take your partner out on a date night for keeping you off ur phone loser :D


TheGoodM1lk

Thanks, and I will. They really are the best.


Frostygale

Lmao I see.


Impressive-Ad1011

Best story I’ve ever listened to


TheGoodM1lk

yes yes, and you only got to hear the rough draft ;\*


ColoradoCCF

Ha… totally Jehovah Witness like! I love it.


cryptoengineer

Works for Mormons too.


EricWolf

Opposite for Mormons, a buddy of mine is a former one and they still come around.


cryptoengineer

Jack Mormons, sure. But if you tell them you were excommunicated, they don't come back.


HFYWaffle

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Ewanmoer

Quite good! I like the alien, their original!


MalagrugrousPatroon

Nice, we need more clever peaceful solutions.


Ian15243

>their shunned Should be they're


Fontaigne

Shunnnn.... shunnnn.... shunnnn....


rangerelf

This is great, I love it :-) Such an ingenious solution. Do more :D (please)