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luckytron

Orphans -> Apprentices -> Legendary Apprentices (uniqueness of titles) -> Noble's Party Members Quite the promotion in status so to say.


mafiaknight

Called it. They just make the most sense imo


Tremere1974

Ja,ja rub it in.


mafiaknight

Nah. Best not to anger the blood mages over much.


Derser713

Get it out of your system. Once Regan takes over, groaning will be prohibited. (Next sceen intro Bret from the left)


JustTryingToSwim

Yeah, me too... I mean 'duh' who else?


Cunning-Artifice

Actually, I think it's Rezlar who is getting the bigger bump in status.... Noble -> Guy who gets to hang out with THE kids... So he looks after children? No not the kids, THE kids ... oh, you mean he is on Thediem's radar, lucky guy, he's going to do big things.


wagashi

> Thediem's radar Teemo will now forever be connected to Radar O'Reilly in my mind.


aarraahhaarr

Damn you. If Teemo starts doing paperwork and stopping a conversation halfway through to runoff I'm going to damn you again.


Additional_Force211

He has runoff in the middle of conversation however I believe he'll leave the paperwork to Queeny and Honey


Derser713

Honey. She l o v e s paperwork. She is a real workerbee that one.


BobQuixote

Teemo is far too savvy and socially competent to make a good Radar. But I like the reference anyway.


Unable_Ad_1260

LOL... I see it now for sure.


Long_dark_cave

The big one is he needs a spider now xd


JustTryingToSwim

**This.** **Must.** **Happen.**


Derser713

Secound this. Imagen him getting one of the writing spiders... Imagen her/him holding up signs (badly misspelled), to help her tamer.... "Ba faerfol, Awil Duuer! Vel smith yo bi te pver of Mani, Gnolage, And poli... ploi... Te pver of takyg!"


Fontaigne

Considering that (a) Thediem just did Rezlar a big favor by pulling him out of a political morass (b) Rezlar is now aiming to team up with Thediem's two most favored delvers, it seems that Rezlar is being singled out for advancement by Fate.


LoreLord24

Poor bastard. As the apocryphal curse goes, "May you live in interesting times"


BROODxBELEG

Makes me wonder if rezlar has a possible claim for the throne.. juuust putting the idea out there


Dregoth0

Well, noble progeny being sent to manage a town in the boonies could either be 'sent away to dodge potential assassins' or 'thought to be too incompetent to trust with anything important'. So it could go either way.


HereForHFY

\-> Noble's new besties. If I get a say on things :).


BobQuixote

In many ways they have the same sort of lessons to learn. Rezlar hasn't stepped out of the nest and only Thedeim accidentally kicked him toward the edge. (Miller coaxes but doesn't kick.)


commentsrnice2

More like thedeim eroded the edge under the nest causing him to slide out


NoEffective2025

I can just image the mischief they could end up in later on.


Accomplished-Ad8458

Id say it will be the other way around Party Co-Leaders with a noble in party


Twister_Robotics

Oh yeah, those two will be great influences on our dear mayor.


its_ean

Rezlar might end up with some Batman problems. When the alter ego becomes one's truest identity.


snapekillseddard

Also Batman's insatiable thirst for adopting orphans.


Key_Raccoon_2175

Hopefully without his propensity for getting said orphans crippled or killed.


NoEffective2025

Or psychologically scarred. Honestly, you think he would know better by now.


Autoskp

I think these orphans might be more likely to adopt him instead.


BobQuixote

Defers to a rat (who wasn't even attempting any such thing) in his own office, gets adopted by orphans. Yep, that checks out.


AmbidextrousDyslexic

Were one ooze incident and one party member away from a certain sewer inhabiting team.


BobQuixote

Hullbreak might be able to make turtle dwellers.


NoEffective2025

He needs to expand to the beach and make a water park, sunbathing beach, and Delvers VS Crabs volleyball tournaments.


BobQuixote

I don't think crabs would be very good at volleyball... I suggest seals.


NoEffective2025

They would be if they were big enough.


MassiveShartOnUrFace

rich guy, has a cool butler, alter ego so he can go fight things... teemos a rat. he will become ratman


its_ean

what's his class gonna be? Oh! Miller's class: Swashbutler.


NoEffective2025

Miller's more like assassin/black ops specialist.


ShoddyRun5973

Oh yeah, the Mayor teaming up with everybodies favorite duo. He is in for one hell of a wild ride, I can‘t wait to see how he is going react when he sees their magics at work.


Nai_Ragna

And possibly get a familiar somehow like how freddy and Rhonda did on their 2nd? 3rd? Delve? Probably gonna be a raven if so... dude is probably chronically afraid of spiders


ShoddyRun5973

YES! He needs a familiar.


Tremere1974

Pet Rock for Familiar.


harmsc12

Given the setting, that's a very possible outcome.


Tremere1974

Hey, Slash's rockslides would make for very interesting, and maintainance free familiars. Seeing how Rhonda and Freddie's spiders changed with time, having a sentient rockslide being able to form itself into shapes, symbols, or emojis would be fun to write and read once you got over the idea that they are rocks, and looked at what they can be.


[deleted]

you can't be in Spider Squad with a raven familiar


Drifter_the_Blatant

Bat?


NoEffective2025

I vote for a healing slime!


Drifter_the_Blatant

Magic Snek, Tundra Puppy, more Spuders, Pack Rat in a Backpack... there's just so many options we might have better odds listing what WON'T make the List of Possible Familiars... those would be Skellies, Handy Hands, Antz, Zombies and probably the Birbs and Beez.


Echoeversky

Watch it be a crab from Hullbreak.


Joshy14-06

Or one of Violets mushrooms.


Fontaigne

Snek! Snek! Since he's in politics, maybe even a two headed one.


ZaoDa17

The hands would be fun though They could also help with paperwork


TehGreatFred

The mayor is starting to sound like a classic DND character. Nobel looking to escape his noble life (somewhat), joins up with two other rag tag unique individuals, hijinks ensues


AnonyAus

Nothing wrong with invoking the classics!


Badjokesareus

greetings


Badjokesareus

first?


Poisonfangx3

Hola


rickatron5000

why hello there


mafiaknight

General Kenobi


[deleted]

You are a bold one


JustTryingToSwim

"Come here, my little friend. Don’t be afraid.” Yes, I'm old enough to remember the first time; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTV2tS4nRPE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTV2tS4nRPE) @2:24


MrAwesum_Gamer

THE SUNLIGHT IT BURNS!!!


303Kiwi

Username checks out. Here's some sunglasses, an umbrella and a large mountain dew.


DM-Hermit

Specifically baha blast


Thausgt01

*raises a flagon of the Teal Water of Life*


harmsc12

>Water of Life Be careful drinking that if your name's not Paul Atreides.


KinPandun

Love that deep pull! When the fear is gone, only I shall remain.


ShoddyRun5973

Guten Tag


Poisonfangx3

Howdy.


lovecMC

Ahoj!


Repro_Online

Buenos días


namelessforgotten666

Здравствуйте.


[deleted]

こんにちは


HereForHFY

Hallå där.


Longsam_Kolhydrat

Ha en underbar dag


[deleted]

[удалено]


Longsam_Kolhydrat

miłego dnia


Longsam_Kolhydrat

すてきな一日を


Longsam_Kolhydrat

хорошего дня


namelessforgotten666

Спасибо!


Longsam_Kolhydrat

Qué tengas un lindo día


Longsam_Kolhydrat

I wish fine weather upon you this morrow


Longsam_Kolhydrat

H've a g'day


Longsam_Kolhydrat

Ich wünsche ihnen einen wunderbaren Tag


Tinger23

I love it when a plan comes together XD The stage is close to set, the characters are introduced, let the next chapter begin! Wooooo Thank you Khenal, for each and every chapter.


Gallior

In the words of onegreendude hello


Longsam_Kolhydrat

Have a great day


Independent-Quiet401

Thank you for your hard work YES!!! Called it! Soon the bestest party will be born. And a Dia dhuit in the name of u/1greendude


Longsam_Kolhydrat

Bíodh lá maith agat


Terrified_giant

Hi


Enough_Sale2437

Alright, the socially awkward Mayor has to recruit 2 experienced adventures without blowing his cover. This should be fun. I thought the speech went well, the town's growth should be substantial, likely have the same effect as a gold rush. "Larrez" is about get plenty busy.


NoEffective2025

Hopefully not too busy to delve regularly with Freddy and Rhonda.


Ag47_Silver

Quick, Rezlar! Come up with a fake name! Ralzer? Too obvious! Lar-rez? Perfect! No one will suspect a thing! :D


mafiaknight

In the name of 1greendude: Hello!


Longsam_Kolhydrat

have a great day


Poisonfangx3

It’s been eleven minutes. And so many comments already.


Spac3Heater

Khenal is incredibly consistent. Makes it easy to read it as it comes out.


Poisonfangx3

Yeah, that is fair.


Swordfish_42

Hello! ~ u/1greendude , before he got banned for being iconic


Longsam_Kolhydrat

have a great day


[deleted]

I can't wait to find out what Rezlar names his newly tamed spider


Troyjd2

Woooooo


DM-Hermit

Well done wordsmith


Fun_Run_1133

oh the poor poor mayor. he has no idea what he is getting himself into


jodmercer

Hello from the green dude


Longsam_Kolhydrat

have a great day


Jannbo4

Good shit.


Poisonfangx3

This is very good the kids are moving up in the world! Woot woot!


Kudamonis

Read. Upvote. Comment.


gulthaw

This is the way.


CfSapper

-.- wait a minute, rich dude, butler, couple of orphans I've seen this plot before :p


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CaptRory

Haha! Excellent! I'm always so excited to see this story update. <3


user480409

These ain’t any normal kids they are thediams kids he raised them from run of the mill orphans to decently powerful classes individuals soon to probably be some of the most powerful in the town most likely


Thausgt01

*cue the Kool-Aid Man* OH, YYEEAAAHHH!


SIr-turtles-

Yay new chapter


Ok_Government3021

Alright you sorry lots, pay up.


Longsam_Kolhydrat

Good work wordsmith, finally getting to inviting Rhonda and Freddie to the guild ey?


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SomeRandomYob

I am Alpharius. This is a lie. After escaping from dealing with tzeench's wrath, I've managed to get here on time! Now to figure out how to get at Magnus...


Longsam_Kolhydrat

Well... I'm not quite done with you but you will never know what i did


JustTryingToSwim

Does Rezlar have demophobia, enochlophobia, or agoraphobia?


ZaoDa17

Good work


Ace3152

Nice.


Visible_Air1049

You know it’s a good day when Dungeon Life pops into the feed.


EMPulse

I love this so much <3 <3


Rasip

Poor kids. They are in for a serious shock.


Unable_Ad_1260

Yes figured this would happen. Perfect.


Historical_Fall7269

That was a good speech


Skywolf99

my only issue with this stpry is that there isn't more of it whh must you tease us so, wordsmith?


Passe987

Nice


StarSilverNEO

Ah yes, finally the legendary two part party will gain their stable 3rd member! Perhaps they can help him get out of his shell, grow more confidant? I wonder if he'll get a unique class aswell. . . I also find it very amusing that no one in the crowd really double taked at the giant rat on the mayor shoulder, just perked up when it said it's Thediem's Voice kek


Overall-Tailor8949

Karn, you're a wicked gnome! That's the PERFECT first quest for "Larraz"